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Today is a day of reckoning.
Beast, beast, ready to act.
- Are you ready, dude? - Yeah.
Here it goes. I'm so psyched.
Let's do this.
We're gonna be shooting left high
and then bottom right.
We're gonna alternate from the left side to the right,
on either side of this string right here.
Okay. All right. Go.
Hi, I'm Krista Zhang and I'm reading for the part of Caroline.
Do it again. Do it again.
Wait, that was really dumb.
If you're angry or upset, put the guns down,
take a break for a minute.
It's a rule of mine to not fire
when you're in an emotional state.
And you find out they're just sad
and mixed up like everybody else.
You can't ever. Not ever in this life.
She's a child, you cannot ever!
Yes!
- Sorry. - You're fine.
I've got these long arms.
- Krista? - Yeah. What? What?
- How about these though? Yeah? - Yes.
Yeah?
Hey, lady. You ready?
- Uh, yeah. One second. - Hmm.
Uh-hmm.
Stop!
You're the worst.
It's a sunny day.
Birds are chirping.
We're all friendly in the village.
That's fine.
It's an exciting time.
You got new sneakers.
Suddenly, you're aliens...
all from different planets.
Everyone is strange and new.
"Don't bring that into the theatre!"
No. It is our job to bring it into the theatre.
Out there we don't always have permission
to show what we feel or say what we wanna say.
Krista, you said it nicely the other day.
- "We're here to show"... - Oh, uh, we're here to show
the audience what they can do.
Great.
It doesn't always make sense
what humans do.
We're erratic.
But at least here, we open it up. Expose it. Right?
You're so smart.
Now, Erin, take that gesture again, with Joel.
All right. Later, skater.
Thanks for walking me home.
- Bye. - Love you.
What's up, Nick?
- Yo, your truck's leaking. - What?
Your truck's leaking oil, dude.
What?
Yeah, it's leaking all over your driveway, man.
Your stepdad's gonna be pissed.
Whoa.
So, there gonna be any girls in this video?
No.
It's not really that kind of thing.
Unless you count.
-Cute.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude, stop.
- Stop it. Dude. - What?
The road is like right over there, man.
- Put the safety on. - How do you do that?
Don't, don't.
Come on, man.
So I guess we're not having any fun today, huh?
Can you just set the camera up, please,
without killing anybody?
You gotta be more badass, man.
That's how you get people to watch your shit.
Oh, yeah?
You know all about it?
- I'm just saying, you know.
- We can have some, like, music, like slow -mo,
-like maybe put some explosions.
-You know, some cool shit.
Well, on the next video we can put some explosions in it,
- how's that? - Yes.
All right. Let's do it.
- All right. - This is the one, man.
This is... I think this is gonna be the one.
We're not gonna do one, we're gonna do a whole bunch.
- Okay. - Cool.
Think 10 million views.
All right. Here we go.
Okay.
Hey, y'all.
Today we're gonna be demoing some shotguns.
Now, this one is a 12-gauge and...
Is the camera, like, tilted down?
No, it's fine.
Make sure that it could see my whole...
You watching girls on video?
She's cute.
I need my phone back.
Listen, why don't you go outside and meet some?
It's so stuffy in here. Come on, man.
Oh, and hey, I'm having company over tonight,
so don't be around, huh?
It's not my fault. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're the one who told me you were gonna do it.
Never mind. Fuck it.
Did you just take my fucking cigarettes?
No. What are you talking about? I basically bought these.
Mom's gonna kill you if you're not here.
- Give me one of those at least. - There's only a couple left.
- Oh, you asshole. - Yo, new guy, you want a cigarette?
Oh, okay. Have fun with this dick.
Fuck you.
There's plenty more in there, don't worry about it.
Here. Take it.
Yeah. Thanks.
Come on.
Can you do a kick flip?
Yeah.
Damn, dude.
Shit.
I used to skate back in, like, middle school.
- You wanna try? - No, bro.
I'd bust my ass now.
Come on, just push around a little.
All right.
There you go. Natural, man.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
It's loud around here, huh?
Yeah, bro.
You should be in my place with my mom and my sisters.
It's like an echo chamber of bitching.
You go to high school?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Panthers.
I used to be a Panther.
Oh.
I was the valedictorian.
Really?
Nah, bro, are you fucking kidding me?
Oh, shit, that's me.
Hey, thanks for the skate, man.
Yeah. Hey, thanks for this.
Yeah.
You just fucking doing this all night or what?
Yup.
Because I'm about to kick it with my cousin for a little bit
but we're gonna end up at a party later if you wanna come.
I can get you the address.
- Yeah. Cool. - Yeah?
- Yeah. - All right. Take my number.
Uh, yeah. I'll give you mine.
All right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool it.
All right, just text, don't call.
All right. Cool.
Take it easy.
Nito.
All right.
Yeah, fuck you too. Fuck you.
You want some?
Too many leaves.
Who cares about leaves?
I actually do.
- Let's do one more. - Okay.
"Art washes from the soul
the dust of everyday life."
How about this one?
"Go to your bosom, knock there,
and ask your heart what it doth know."
- Yeah, that's good too. - It's Shakespeare.
Duh. Dinner is served, my dear.
Thank you. This is like for my backpack
or something, you know, like a mantra.
Brandi Nichols.
Did you see that picture she posted from regionals?
I didn't.
Uh, fuck off.
Maybe that could be your mantra.
Hey. What did you just say?
Maybe that could be your mantra.
What, "Fuck off, Brandi Nichols"?
- Yeah. - I kind of like it.
What's yours?
"Things work themselves out."
- What? - Boring.
No, it's not. I think it's perfect.
I think mine is bett...
Did you put on lipstick before brushing your teeth again?
-All right, genius.
Phony.
- Erica just texted, she's gonna be late.
What'd you tell your parents you're doing tonight?
I don't know. Nothing.
Like all of a sudden we're gonna start talking about stuff.
Where are they right now? Are they home?
- Asleep probably. - Asleep right now?
It's like 8:30. That's weird.
I don't think I've ever gone to bed at 8:30.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
- Krista, come here. - What? What?
I just found this video of the new kid.
- Who? - Locker boy.
You know who I'm talking about. Come here.
- Come here. - What? What?
Okay, ready?
What was that?
Wait, that was actually kind of sick.
All right.
Dude, there's a car. Oh, it's a...
- That's a bus. - That's crazy.
- No. - No way.
Actually, though...
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- Fucking what? - Hey, Mr. Video.
We're leaving for Bob and Nancy's soon.
- Fifteen-minute warning, okay? - Yeah. Just, okay. Okay. Bye.
Bye? I thought you were coming.
Not bye, just give me a minute, I'm almost done.
Don't mind me.
I'm just trying to keep the house in order.
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- What? What? - Hey, Dad. Can I see your phone?
Not now, man. Please.
Can I see it for a second?
Go away, man. Come on.
I gotta check something.
You said you'd buy me a new one.
Stop knocking on this bedroom door now.
All right, all right.
What's up? How's it going?
Are you coming home with me?
- Sorry. - Yeah?
Not a way to impress a girl, dude.
- Hey, chill. - Go away.
Nobody likes you, dude.
- Don't you wanna fuck? - Nope.
Back up.
Fuck off, buddy.
Back the fuck up.
Get your friend.
You can have it, bitch.
- Fuck off. - Fuck you.
Thank you, asshole.
Get out of here. Come on.
It's okay. We're gonna have fun.
We're gonna have fun, we're gonna have fun.
Anyways. We'll have a good night.
It's fine.
Oh, hey. What? You're here.
I saw your friend in there, with the cool glasses?
Erica, yeah, yeah, she's killin' it right?
Oh, my God. We watched your videos earlier.
This is the guy you were talking about?
Congratulations.
Yeah, your videos are awesome.
- Actually. - They're amazing.
Guys, this is, uh, Nito.
So, this is Cody, this is Johanna,
and Jazmine, and Silva.
You guys are all actors?
Krista here is our guiding light.
- Shut up. - You know you are.
She's been acting the longest, like, she was a kid
acting like a gangster. And like, she was in her...
- No, we don't... - No.
She was in her neighborhood's videos,
and she was always, like, the star of them all.
Did you say there were more of those?
No, I did not say...
I've been trying to get those videos from you forever.
- And you still... - What?
I don't even know if he has them.
I don't know where they are.
She's, like, really good.
Okay. Can we all just turn around now?
I think, yeah.
I took it down but we can get over it.
We can go dance.
Do you wanna set this down here?
Come, on. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
- You wanna go dance? - Uh, no.
- No? - No.
Oh, yo.
- You made it, bro. - Yeah, it's rad.
You having a good time?
Yo, cops out front.
- Cops out front! - Cops! Cops! Cops!
Let go!
Krista! Krista!
Get off me.
Stop.
- Get off. - Hey! Hey, get off her!
- Keep going! Go! - No!
Slow down, fucker.
Yo! Stop.
No, hey.
Hey, that's my boy.
You're fucked, bro!
Let me go!
Hey, everybody, out.
Hey. Hey!
Get on the ground, now.
Get on the ground, right now.
Get out. Out.
Out!
Stop resisting.
Keep your hands behind your back and do not fucking move, man.
You are not helping yourself out.
It's sort of her birthday gift for the next 10 years, yeah?
Birthday, anniversary, Christmas.
So Mabel, how are things at good old Curtis Clothing?
Oh, well...
I'm kind of ruing the day I agreed to be manager.
No, it's fine.
Smoke breaks, they all now vape,
but they don't understand that you need to go outside to do it.
Some things never change.
So, Adam.
Are you still at Randall's, doing a few days a week?
Uh, no, actually.
Sir, no, I'm finished with that now.
It was a hassle to get over there.
I told you you could use the truck if you kept on there.
Well, I'm actually gonna be committing more time to my show.
So, what about work then?
Well, there's money in it, with ads and stuff.
Yeah, the more people watch,
the more money comes in.
And some people get really good sponsorships from,
you know, manufacturers.
So, this is a history show
where you're teaching people about wars and things?
Well, it's just weapons.
Like, the technical side of weapons.
It's, like, what kind of firearms can do what
and where you can get 'em.
How to modify 'em.
I review new products too.
So, there are people
who like to watch this sort of thing?
A lot of people try to make their videos,
like, flashy and cool but I think
that gives people the wrong idea.
So, so, I try to do mine
with some more integrity.
You know, growing up, I tried to teach him what I could,
hunting and stuff.
Safe shooting.
But I never expected it to turn into a website show like this.
So, it's hunting, huh?
Well, maybe you give me a little advice.
- I've got this... - Well, it's act...
it's not just hunting.
- No, it's, um, protection. - Oh, sure.
Protecting yourselves here in Wakes County.
Maybe a dog got loose
or you have to shoot your mother-in-law
because she stayed too long.
You don't know that though.
I mean, right down there on 54,
last year, you remember that?
The man got shot at the gas station. Just pumping gas.
- They said that was all gang stuff though. - Paranoia.
I don't think we have to worry too much about that.
Well, what's gonna stop them from coming here, hmm?
I think it's a nice thing you're doing, Adam.
Thank you, ma'am.
Yeah, I think you're right.
Yo, this courthouse shit all looks the same.
Oh, yeah. There he is.
There he is.
Yo, badass-looking Manny Pacquiao with the knockout.
Of course, the one guy those motherfuckers arrest...
Yeah, you. Get in. You get in.
Yeah. Yo, this my cousin, Lena.
Yo, thanks for the ride.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's my boy.
So, what's up, dude?
- They locking you up or what? - Nah.
I can't go back to school for a few days.
Hell, yeah.
And then there's like some court date sometime.
Yeah, they always do that shit.
Yo, I told Lena about your mad ninja skills, man.
That was dope. I would've stepped in more,
but I had one piece of shit,
I was busy with that one piece of shit.
Anyway, this was all fucked up.
So, I got permission, you know.
What he means is he's weak.
- Hey. You weak. - You wanna smoke?
When's the last time you did anything, huh?
Fucking driving around.
Where even is your baby right now?
- Take it easy. - Yo, bro.
- Yeah. - Lena's 21.
What?
Lena is 21.
- You talking shit? - Don't worry about it.
I think he's nice.
Everyone seems nice
especially when they're interested in you.
Maybe you should back off a bit.
People don't like to be talked to like that.
Sensitivity is not a virtue.
So, you get to decide what's right and what's wrong?
Leave me alone.
Oh, she's defensive now.
Cut it out, I said.
How about we play a little game?
Evelyn, is that a knife?
I found it in the drawer... No, wait.
You say, "Evelyn, where did you get that knife?"
And then I say, "I found it in the drawer."
- Okay. Yeah. Yeah. - Right, right, right.
Evelyn, where did you get that knife?
I found it in the drawer with Mom's letter.
Wanna see?
And then I'm all like, "Ah!"
No. Please, no!
- And we run around like... - Boom. Chair.
- On the couch. - Yeah.
You think that's good enough for dress rehearsal?
- Yeah, I think we got it. - Cool.
You good?
That asshole guy is gonna be doing the same thing
this weekend to someone else.
Yeah, probably.
You ready?
Yup. Yeah.
Oh, she's defensive now.
Cut it out, I said.
- How about we play a little game? - Jesus, Evelyn.
Where did you get that knife from?
I found it in the drawer with Mom's letter.
Wanna see it?
No, no, no, no.
No!
All right. Krista. Come on.
- Really? - Oh, my God.
This is so stupid.
Okay. Stop it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Everyone, relax.
Krista, what is it?
Oh, my God, really?
I don't...
Excuse me. Can I suggest something?
No. Nobody wants to hear it, Brandi.
So, you wanna be here all night?
- Okay. Okay. Let's... - Oh, my God.
What's going on with Evelyn right now?
What's she feeling?
Some jealousy and...
rage.
Can you think of anything that could help you get there?
Okay. Let's go again from the knife.
Krista.
It's just...
Go after it.
Allow yourself to get there.
Y'all wanna see a propane tank go boom-boom?
That's what I'm talkin' about.
Oh, you guys think you're so tough?
Stop. This is not your time.
Stop. I'm just getting ready
and you're not...
- There you go, sir. - Thanks.
Have a good day.
Can I just say one more thing about this manager bitch at Curtis?
I like that she blames me for the way
that the clothes in the dressing room smells.
Like, first of all, bitch, it's 10:00.
I haven't even smoked yet. Like, how rude is that?
That she immediately comes out of there,
pointing fingers at me.
That's because you're special.
All right. You got it. You got it.
Shit.
I remember this place.
It's stinky out here.
Lena, you hungry?
I'm starving, bro.
- What is this? - Man, this shit is chafing.
Just try it out.
Some style, you know?
All right. We're getting drinks.
You guys get food.
Oh, I don't... I don't really have any money.
That jacket does look good on him, though.
Okay. Grab it.
Nice job. Nice job.
All right.
Nito, you're up.
Thank you.
- Got that good dinner. - You've only been out
here telling us some shit went down inside.
Lena's out here. All right.
- Here's the story. All right. - All right. All right.
Talk. Go.
So, we start in the freezer section, obviously.
I'm walking up to the front 'cause you got to buy
one thing, right? To keep them from watching.
So, we're walking up and I pick this checkout
with this chick behind it, right?
And she had like a bitch face.
Not like a Lena bitch face but, like, definitely a bitch.
Definitely a bitch.
My boy's looking nervous as hell.
- Trying. - Like, you were trying, bro.
So, I'm working that Yoni charm, you know.
- Like, "How's it going?" - Hit her with the quick mack.
Exactly. Yeah, friendly and shit, right?
But she just... Bloop! Slides the chips across the thing.
- Across the counter. - No, no, no, no, no.
What sound did it make?
Bloop!
What?
That's the sound it makes, bro.
Is that not the sound it makes?
- Yo, yo, yo, yo. - All right. All right.
Let me get fucking back to it. The chips go: Bloop!
All right.
That's when she looks over, boom.
At Nito, specifically at his jacket
where underneath he has like every flavor
of Hot Pockets fucking pressed up against his balls.
He's fucking freezing his fucking balls off, okay?
- Yeah. Yeah. - And she goes,
- "Y'all going somewhere cold?" - Oh, shit.
But then Nito, as cool as can be, goes, "No, ma'am.
It just gets a little chilly in the freezer section."
Boom, dude.
Gets a little chilly in the freezer section.
- Nito. Cheers. - Nito, baby.
- Hot Pockets. - Say Hot Pocket.
Sing it. You sound just like the Hot Pocket person.
Hey, how did it go? How did it go, Nito?
Hot Pockets.
Yeah. Fuck off now.
Fuck off.
All right. All right.
Hot magma. I didn't even see it coming,
but you can't blame a hurricane.
Today is a day of reckoning.
Well, my dad, he has this parakeet and that's like his shit,
that's what he, like, cares about.
Your dad just owns a parakeet?
Like the first week I got here, he got out of its cage
and the door was open...
...and I had this nervous breakdown.
Okay. Yeah.
- It's funny now. This... - It is funny.
That should be the movement piece.
What's a movement piece?
It's like a scene but with your body.
And you could do the drums too, you could do the music.
- Okay. But like in front... - Yeah.
...of other people? Yeah?
Yeah. Yeah.
And then I'm, like, searching for the bird, like, where is it?
- Yeah. Just like that? - Yeah.
Just like, where's the bird?
- Where's the bird? - And it's like, "What?"
Do like a little, like:
Like a little:
What? What? What?
There's a bird. There's a bird.
What do parakeets make? Like:
Parakeets, um, it just, annoying chirp sounds, like chirp...
It's not even that pretty. You go:
But it's like:
I can't do it.
Bird. And bird, and flying, flying, flying, flying, bop.
Another quick tip: keep your video short and sweet, okay?
You're gonna wanna keep it in the two-minute
to four-minute range. Don't go over four minutes,
all right? I'm sure you noticed a lot
of YouTube channels do that quick cutting
because nobody wants to sit there and watch you talk
and talk and talk. People do not have the attention span.
They're all trying to fill that void.
On that note, add graphics, you could add music,
you could add transitions, don't make your videos boring.
I'm gonna show you a few tricks about how to do that
in your editing software.
-Also as you can see, I invested in a really cool green screen.
-you might wanna do that,
you can do a lot of fun stuff in your videos,
I'll show you how to do a little keying out
of your green screen and make your videos really pop.
All right? Check it out.
There's leftovers in the fridge.
Yeah, found them.
Your show making you any money yet?
Lance.
That's the American spirit, baby.
I don't know if you call it a treat.
I mean, it says emergency exit but shit's busted.
Are there cameras?
Little fake ones.
Nah, they're too cheap for video shit.
And what are we trying to get?
- Perfume and cologne. - Yeah.
That's easiest to flip.
Little cardboard boxes.
Yo, listen.
They got little curly "C" logos on them.
But once you're in, go all the way this way,
bottom shelf.
Yo, you ready?
- All right. - Fucking yes, dude.
That's our boy. That's our boy.
- Hell yeah. - Do you need a boost?
I got it.
- He's got it. - Look at this fucking dude.
Damn. Okay.
I'll drop it down over there.
- What did I tell you? - Monkey man.
That's what I said.
Yoni, where did you find this kid?
Fucking side of the street.
Doing kick flips and shit.
Yeah, let's go.
- Give me that. - Come on, let's go.
Let's go. Let's go.
One more. Yo. I'm coming down.
What the fuck is this shit?
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
- Go. Go. - Let's go.
Ta-da!
Pretty cool, huh?
Yeah, this is crazy.
They got, like, everything you'd want.
Or not want.
Yeah. That's the drum.
In here?
Go for it.
Yeah. Most people are just doing like
stage combat stuff, fighting, for the project
but I think I wanna do something different.
A little more flowy and...
What is this?
Check this out.
Shoulder, shoulder action. Perfect bird.
Probably like, lasso it, like it's flying.
- Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah?
- That's a good idea. - Oh, actually,
do you wanna try something with me? All right.
We're gonna do stage slap. So, put your hands up like this.
- And then, drop your left one down. - Okay.
And I'm gonna come around, and I'm gonna slap,
but I'm gonna slap your hand.
It's gonna look like I hit your face, got it?
Okay. Let's see what this is.
Okay.
No!
No.
You gotta... you gotta... you gotta sell the reaction.
You gotta, like, make me feel it.
You just gotta sell the reaction, got it?
Just let me try something.
Yeah.
Okay.
- Okay. Are you ready? - Yeah. Let's do this.
Are you sure you're ready?
Let's do this.
Better.
- A little bit better. Okay. - Oh, okay.
I'm gonna fake choke you now.
- Great. - Okay? Okay. Cool.
Um, I'm gonna go like this,
and then, I'm gonna put right here, is that okay?
And then you're gonna put your hands on my wrists.
Okay, on my wrists.
Oh, and tuck your chin in.
So... and then it's basically just up to you to,
you know, like, sell the effect and, uh...
But we don't... we don't have to, you know.
That's an intense one, so...
So Nick had just left, and I was like alone,
packing up my truck. And I hear this snorting,
and it's like running fast.
Of course I had my Glock on my waist,
so I pull out the pistol.
Right when I see its nose pointing right at me,
just this 300-pound warthog, straight pissed off.
So I take aim and:
9-mil might as well have been BBs on this thing.
So I was lucky I hadn't broke down Charlotte yet.
So I reach back on the tailgate real quick and pick her up:
So I get the fourth and fifth round off,
and she lunges for me. I try to deke out of the way,
but her bigass head pinched my arm into the truck.
That's actually where I got this.
So I hit the ground hard, and I turn just in time
to one-hand a couple more rounds at her.
She shakes, and rolls over squealing like five feet away from me.
And that's that, guys and girls.
That's what makes the difference between a shooter
and a prime shooter.
So keep your guns good and handy.
And thanks for watching another episode.
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Yeah?
Adam? Just checking on you.
Uh, okay.
You all right?
Hey, yeah.
I just wanted to talk to you. That's all.
Okay.
Your mom and I, uh, we just wanna make sure
that you're doing okay.
- I wanna know. - Yeah. I'm fine.
I'm fine. How are you?
Because you're always in here with the door closed,
I mean, we never get to see you.
I mean, don't you wanna have some friends, or...
You're the one who said Nick couldn't come over.
Nick smoked a cigarette in our bathroom.
That was years ago.
Well, I have friends now online.
Okay, well, tell me about these people.
What do you mean?
Well, tell me who they are, where they live,
- are they fanatics? - What, are you interrogating me?
Well, a lot of these online people are brainwashed,
- and it can really... - Brainwashed?
- Who's brainwashed? - ...get out of control,
- if you go along, and if you... - There are people out there
telling you what the corrupt media...
Adam. Son.
We appreciate the fact that you're going after what you want.
I mean, we taught you that.
But is there a point where this isn't working out so well, and...?
Is that a new camera in there?
- What? - When did you get that?
I don't know. A couple...
Last week, maybe.
I thought you were saving up.
I am, I am. I just... I need to get it going first.
Adam,
your mother doesn't agree with me,
but I think it's time
that we not support you anymore,
not financially.
We just...
think it's time that you get on your own.
Okay, what was that?
Y'all all right?
Yeah, Mom,
everything's fine.
Hit it. Pass it down. You hit it.
Yo, I lost mine, bro. I want that.
Lena, check the footwork.
I stole something real good from the store this time.
Stop filming over here, bro, film that.
Hey, film that shit.
Film that!
He's going!
Yeah, come on.
All right.
Next week, we begin movement performances, okay?
So, get your rehearsing in on that.
Also we've got minute monologues from Missy, Dylan,
Krista and Bryce.
Finish your cooldown, clear yourselves out.
Give yourselves a minute.
Have you picked out your monologue yet?
Yeah, I think so. I've been reading some stuff.
Cool.
Lunch off campus tomorrow,
we can work on it if you want.
Sure.
- Cool. - Cool.
Stop it.
Other direction? Yes, yes?
- Yeah. - Yeah?
Last part.
Then I'm mopey, walking home, like...
Front door, open...
the... door, step inside, close the door.
Yeah!
Bird! We got the bird! We got the freaking bird!
Anyway, I really liked the prayer bit that time.
Yeah. That was great.
Yeah.
- You're really good. - Thank you.
Well, you're very good at drumming, so...
What? What?
- Why are you laughing? - Nothing.
It's just, I had this thought.
What's the thought?
Go, go!
Early start?
Yeah.
You need this?
Please.
Punched the wall.
I'm sorry...
that I did that.
Glad you're coming around, son.
Thanks.
Hi, Mr. Mannigan.
Morning, Krista, how are you?
I'm pretty good, and you?
That's good.
Well, walking to school today, huh?
Yes, sir.
All right, enjoy the day.
Definitely. You too.
Lunch date.
- Hells yeah. - Uh, yours?
- Sure. - Did you drive?
- Walked. - Okay. Perfect.
Let's go.
- Wait. Script? - Yes.
Okay. Cool.
Hey, Krista.
Hey.
Dude, get in, man.
We gotta go.
We got a mission today.
We gotta take care of something real fast.
- What, now? - Yeah. Fucking now.
Lena got fired.
Fucking fired me. Old bitch.
She basically called me fucking dumb,
like, to my face, in front of everyone.
And she took my fucking vape while I was in the bathroom.
So, hold up, you think she took your vape home?
Yeah.
Where the fuck else is she gonna take it?
Can we just get some food first?
Shut the fuck up.
No.
This is fucking bullshit.
She thinks she rules the world.
So, all you fucking pussies
don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
You think I don't know what I did?
You think I don't know what I'm talking about?
You wanna give a, like,
a fucking biology lesson or something?
Don't fucking say anything about me.
Don't fucking make fun of me.
You fucking talking shit on the Internet?
You're too fucking scared to face me in real life, huh?
You can't fucking face me in the real life.
I'll fucking kill all of you, you sissy-ass bitches.
I'll shoot you in the fucking mouth.
Then let's see what we have to say about it.
You fucks.
Fuck...
She is at the store until, like, 6:00, and her husband works in this...
Let's go.
We'll get in and out, no big.
All right, go.
We're already fucking sitting here.
This is so fucking dumb.
Go get my shit.
Come on, Pacquiao, let's go.
For a fucking vape, stupid.
Yo, around the side.
It's locked.
Yeah, duh. Hey, take a look.
Yup.
- There you go. - That shit.
All right, Nito,
suit up.
Okay.
Let's go, let's go.
I got you. Hop up.
- Got it, yeah. - Shit.
Yeah, there you go.
Oh, okay.
There you go.
Oh, shit, dude.
You good, bro?
Okay.
All right, Nito.
- Yo, this about to be easy. - Yup.
And then come down and get this door, yo.
There you go.
What have we got going on over here?
We got some table knives, we got some...
Oh, shit, bro,
look at this fucking knife.
The fucking flowers.
There's some stupid shit in this world.
Garbage.
- Did you find it? - Relax.
It's probably not gonna be in the kitchen, is it?
Fucking smartass.
- The detective. - Oh, shit.
We got some beer, motherfucker, you want one?
- You need one. - No?
You need one, bro.
- No? - Fuck it.
Bet you can't kill the whole pack before they get home.
- Bet? - Bet.
What do they got to eat up in this bitch?
Nothing.
Should we make some pancakes?
Yeah, cook up.
Oh, I got to burp.
Where is it at? You check upstairs yet?
- Not yet. - Cool.
Krista.
Krista, Krista.
No.
Please, please.
Wakes County 911.
Hello?
911, what is your emergency?
I'd like to... I'd like to report a break-in.
Are they still in the house, sir?
No ma'am, I don't...
Okay. And where are you at?
- Are you at the... - I shot them.
Sir, you said you shot one of them?
No, I shot... I shot all three of them.
I... They came inside... They came inside my house.
I understand.
Okay, what I'm gonna have you do...
There are officers on their way.
Sir, what I'm gonna ask you to do
is put your weapon away for when they get there, okay?
What kind of firearm did you use?
Sir?
Sir, what did you shoot them with?
With my rifle.
Okay. Secure the weapon.
Make sure it's put up, take out the magazine.
Make sure the weapon is secure and I'm gonna need you to unload it
before the officers get there.
I was just in my kitchen, I heard something
that sounded like thunder coming from across the street.
I've lived here 20 years,
we've never had anything like this before.
You don't expect it to happen in your neighborhood
and, you know, when that happens,
you lose all sense of security.
And I feel sorry for their families and things,
but they were in the house and they shouldn't have been.
This is other people's property....
...when three teenagers are suspected
to have broken into the home of Lance and Mabel Mannigan,
their 24-year-old son Adam
defended the home with deadly force,
using an assault rifle to take down all three suspects.
The suspects entered the home around 12:37 PM,
and are reported to have been armed
with knives and brass knuckles,
which provides evidence
that they were entering with potential deadly force.
A fourth suspect was caught fleeing the scene
in a silver Mazda Sedan.
She is now being held for questioning.
And yes, we have found evidence to suggest a perceived threat
from persons entering the home, yes.
Will this fall under the stand-your-ground law?
I think we'll let the lawyers decide all that.
Adam Mannigan will be speaking on home defense
next Wednesday at city hall, alongside the mayor,
and representatives from the...
Go ahead, Krista, you can sit here.
How are you feeling?
You know we have people you can talk to,
they're specialized in this...
Uh, situations, like yours.
I wanna move lockers.
Of course.
And we wanna do everything we can
to make your transition back to school as seamless as possible.
And if another locker...
I wanna move my fucking locker.
Listen, Krista, we all know that you've been through a lot,
but language like that is not gonna open up
communication between us, and ultimately...
You're feeling pent up.
Something rises up inside you like a burp,
but no,
it goes back down again,
but you feel it coming.
Everyone else had it inside them, too.
Now, ask yourself,
what is on the other side of it?
And you belch it out.
That's right.
All right, guys.
This episode, we're gonna be talking about urban close-range tactical firing.
Room clearing, like they do in the military, too.
Some badass shit for some badass shooters.
Before we get started, I wanna give some thanks
for the support from the local chapter of Rifleman's Association,
and the Wakefield Fire Department,
for letting us shoot in their burn building.
It's pretty cool.
Let's get in there.
All right. So when we're room clearing,
we're gonna be using the concept of slicing the pie,
which is basically taking different sections of the room
that you see and moving on one by one,
clearing each sector of the pie,
as you get through the entire room.
Now, you wanna focus on a couple different things
when you're room clearing, uh, you never wanna rush,
you always wanna be taking your time,
you wanna stay balanced, grounded,
you wanna have a really firm setting
and a low center of balance,
as you focus on each section.
We're gonna start with this room,
you could watch how I shuffle,
for instance, with this space, we're gonna shuffle to the left.
So let's try it out.
See you next time.
Overreacting?
Would you consider lightning an overreaction?
A volcano erupting?
A hurricane hitting the mainland?
These are natural conditions.
One may even see it coming.
But you can't blame a hurricane.
You're mad.
It shows when you're on one of these poetic rants,
I'm beginning to pity you.
It is you who deserves pity,
you sad,
sad man.
But you will get none from me today,
for there is liquid hot magma
surging inside me,
and ink-black clouds
spiraling overhead.
Today is a day...
of reckoning.
Ladies and gentleman, we're gonna get started
in just a couple of minutes, then I believe, uh,
our hero is gonna say a few words for us.
Thank you for coming.
Krista.
What? What?
You shot him in the back.
Nothing happened to you.
Hey, Krista.
Stop. Stop.
Stop. Stop. Stop!
Krista, stop it! What do you want me to say?
Look, I...
Don't, don't, don't.
Don't ruin this for me, okay?
- Ruin this?! - Krista...
Okay. Stop. Stop it.
- Wrong! - Stop. Stop it.
Let go of me!
Don't you touch me, don't.
Stop.
Hey, what are you doing?
What are you doing? Let go of me.
Hey, just stop. Krista, let go.
Hey, stop.
Cut it out, Krista, stop it.
Let go.
Stop it, please, let go.
I'm sorry, Krista.
I'm sorry, okay? Let go of me, I'm sorry.
Get off of her now! Get off of her.
Guys, I didn't do anything, she made me.
Beast, beast, ready to act.
Beast, beast, ready to act!
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