Do not do it.
Please don't do it again.
You are not done yet.
Please forgive me.
I can not do this.
You made a deal with me.
Instead of doing what you say you are going to do, set your own fees.
I killed him voluntarily.
It would have been a good way to pass the time on a normal Tuesday.
You will have to fulfill your last duty.
Well, it was just a bunch of crocodile tears.
As soon as you leave, you spend all your money.
It's all the same with people like you.
Come on, why don't you get down to work?
Put it on the tray.
On the floor.
You see? It is easier than you think.
Bring your reward and take it.
It is just that...
"Headstone".
"Lonni",
"Kasper Nordin".
Welcome to the Kasper Fun House .
Please go to the common room to change clothes.
Have fun!
Good news, Kasper.
I have an interesting job offer .
El reality show...
Are you kidding me.
Well listen, if we win, they give me $ 5 million.
I need a real job.
I am tired of reality shows.
The client did not bother to bring it.
I named a guy.
Why?
I went to the show with Darla and she sold me a face.
And now they hate us for it.
She was the star of the show.
Now is your turn.
You will regain your popularity.
It is a dubious project.
"Dex".
"Kasper".
"Headstone".
"Cat".
Hello how are you doing?
What happens?
He asked me again.
They drugged me on the show, and then I found myself here.
Don't call it "The Common Room".
I'm going to sue you for insurance.
What about drugs?
I will, but I can't allow them to inflate.
And what about this costume?
A contract to wear the clothes they gave you.
You get bored with it.
I wear the same pink shirt every day.
Cheers, Sloncha.
Where I am?
"Welcome to the fun house."
Hello!
Who is in charge?
Isn't it illegal to kidnap someone?
I have said it three times.
No one will come.
Shut.
Hey what did you say
I did not mean...
What did you just say?
Sorry, I'm claustrophobic, and I didn't mean to hurt you.
I'm just kidding. You can not be serious.
An Irish joke.
Do you have a phone
My phone was confiscated, so I can't even use social media.
That is the deal.
My memory.
He got into a car at the airport, passed out , and woke up here.
I also. Is that possible?
I fainted. I'm fine.
You have a lot of courage.
If you win, you get 5 million.
Do you want a drink?
I have seen you before.
Kasper ...
Nordin
You know, his ex-partner, you ...
Darla.
Yes, they were on the show as a couple.
"The choir of love".
She's good.
She is beautiful, she sings well, she has style ...
Do not be angry.
The "Don't Fear Love" example was a great song.
Its a classic.
Friends, I found the bathroom.
Why is there milk in it?
It only has Japanese bath salts , asshole.
"You heard they are going to put it in.
I do not know.
You are a big man . Who you are?
Kasper.
Nordin.
Really! ...Never heard...?
I warn you.
If you like it, be clear. Don't be afraid of love.
Do not be afraid of love.
Darla Drake's ex-husband.
Oh you I'm proud of you.
It's enough. I need a drink.
Whisky.
Hello guys.
Ulla Ramore.
Ximena.
My name is Ulla.
I am Ura.
Thank you.
Well you are ..
Dex.
Nice to meet you.
Hi, I'm Ura.
I follow you on Instagram.
I like.
Where's the producer?
Drug reform?
We don't have a film crew, and we can't even go out.
Not well.
My name is Nevin, and I am claustrophobic.
Really?
¿"El Shocker"?
You know, this guy has a good eye.
Shake hands.
I thought you were dead.
Welcome to the House of Fun.
This program is broadcast live worldwide.
24 hours a day, 7 days a week, with no interruptions to ads.
I will be fighting for a lot of money.
This is the latest online reality show.
They voted for whoever was eliminated in the hearing.
The remaining winner receives $ 5 million in cash prizes!
Now let's meet the artists.
¡Ulla Ramore!
Great!
I am from Warsaw, Poland.
He currently lives in Los Angeles.
Instagram has more than 8 million followers ...
I am working hard on training and socializing.
This is...
Ulla Ramore.
What is this?
Se llama "Funhouse".
Enjoy your fights in our program!
Then Headstone.
It's me.
He is a fighter from Dundalk, Ireland.
The popular reality series shows its strength on the show
He wants to be a mixed martial arts champion ...
We'll crush you!
I am sorry to hear that.
He retired in 2016.
I keep going to the gym and the bar and shaking my fists.
¡Eh!
La belleza philippines, Cat Jim ...
He appeared in a sorcerer's drama and did not hit him.
Currently working on the sale of my villain character.
She was the youngest female in the world to be silent.
She was once a chess teacher.
Dex is from Chile.
The reality show of the breakup, Spinoff ...
I'm trying to do some rap.
Joining the ranks of wonder in one fell swoop in "Elle Shocker".
It's a great song.
Roni Byrne is a single woman in Boston.
Future girlfriend.
After leaving 27 men in Brides of the Future season 18
In an unprecedented turn, the two people
The ones I chose to work with rejected me.
I think you are very nice, but ...
Sorry.
She is a woman of rare beauty.
She is also known for her bad behavior.
I have been in police custody many times before.
No wonder men get away from them.
Nevin Eversmith.
Get ready, YouTube.
This pompous British YouTuber is
the feel of the most popular word of mouth videos and we rate them.
More than 10 million subscribers
A video of himself also went viral by word of mouth.
Ximena Torres.
How's everybody?
I live in Tijuana, which borders the United States.
A blogger at the height of her popularity in Mexico.
A strong and dry comment on all topics.
You have to be careful that I don't get in front of you.
All celebrities must behave well.
They're going to be on the news.
Depending on the content of your blog, your career could be ruined.
"It's finally broken.
Hello Kasper, poor thing.
Finally, I'd like to introduce you to a guy who doesn't even ...
Just kidding!
The popular Swedish Kasper, who lost his parents
I was in the support choir.
Building on the popularity of sexy diva Darla Drake
Do not be afraid of love.
Darla, who had taken the young Nordic with a beautiful voice ...
I love, I fear, I do not fear, I am married and I am in a reality show.
It's called "The Back Chorus of Love".
After the breakup, he tried and failed his solo debut.
He is trying to act.
Do not move!
Do not do it!
Shut!
Oh my God.
"Swedish Police
Let's see what you have to show us this time.
Have fun!
You tell me.
Sorry.
It's my job.
It is like a nightmare.
Wild.
My name is Farkas, and I will be your guide in this fun house.
Sorry to say that ...
Only one person can take home the $ 5 million prize.
Good luck and stay alive.
Every three days, a survey will be conducted among the
viewers to determine who is removed.
The person with the fewest votes will be the one with the most to lose.
If the last two finalists have a margin of
less than 1% of the votes, the loser will be decided.
Do you have any questions?
Ximena, is something wrong with you?
I thought it was a video recording.
No. I will be your guide at the Farkas show.
Any other question?
Nevin.
What kind of potion?
Contracts, Section 32C, with consent.
I told you.
Let me out, I'm claustrophobic, chronic.
It seems.
But under the agreement, we limit the scope of activity to the building.
If you go out there, you're out of the race.
You will lose the $ 100,000 you receive for participating.
Every room in the building is being filmed at all times.
Are you also filming the bathroom?
We have hidden cameras.
Pictures in the bathroom and shower will be blurry.
However, if they wish, they can be seen clearly.
At least five minutes a day.
"We will be in the confession room, where
the public will tell us what they think of us.
Other than that, you can have whatever you want.
Hears! You scared me to death!
There are servants like this throughout the house.
It will help with cleaning, getting food and challenges.
Talk to him, but he won't answer you.
I am just a facilitator.
If there are no more questions ...
Now you just have to enjoy life at "Funhouse".
Am I the only one who doesn't understand many things?
Who a drink?
Give me two.
I also.
Can i talk to you right here
In this?
I will do what I want, and you cannot complain.
It is coming.
Headstone.
Hi. I am Ulla.
¡Elle Shocker!
We are going to bring you Ximena live from Funhouse.
Don't screw Gary, you're a fucking idiot.
You know I'm claustrophobic.
You locked me up.
Silence!
Read the contract, Gary, it's your job.
I don't like being claustrophobic.
I'm in.
Now I remember the joke.
"Golpe".
"Little old lady".
Was that singing zip line?
Vamos, Kasper.
You can't win with that!
It is even better in your native language.
You can't go to work without your phone, Gary.
Who is Gary?
"Spread the word with #JodiendoGary.
Where's my music?
The cast is everything ...
He is a good man.
It's a little weird.
Nice to meet you.
There is something...
It will happen.
How did you do it?
Let's go!
Hello, friend, don't forget: Vote for Ximena.
Health. Vote for Headstone.
Vote for Roni.
By Dex.
Vote for Ulla. I see you tomorrow!
From now on, I will review the contract.
I'll give Nevin a vote, and next time I'll tell you something interesting.
Por Kat
Forget the jokes.
Please vote.
Is beautiful!
Than?
Because he is Swedish.
And that?
Pete Seik sends a hideous theme ...
First, the hottest reality show of the moment.
"Funhouse".
The cast includes eight fallen celebrities
Let's humble ourselves and compete to win $ 5 million in prizes.
They will do anything to get attention.
Have fun.
Are you from Boston?
I was born in Michigan.
University in Boston.
What was your specialty?
I learned about Elizabethan literature.
That's great.
It helps to quote Shakespeare, but ...
Not worth it.
It's hard to make money, right?
Were you in "The Bride of the Future"?
It is my masterpiece.
I think it's more of a stain.
I have also been there.
I knew it ... our night owl friend.
put me a drink
I'm a little chicken these days, so ...
Excuse me.
Kasper, where are you going?
Let's have a drink.
I too am more of a chicken person.
That's not a chicken, damn chicken!
I'll grab you with my owl claws.
Do you want them to eat you?
It's okay.
Thank you.
Health.
"The brave die, the strong die.
"And they will become legends."
What is that?
Than?
What did you just say?
Than?
What are you talking about?
That is what my father would say in a toast.
Strictly speaking.
I wouldn't be where I am today if it wasn't for you.
When he was alive, he beat me to death every day.
Oh well.
Let's go.
"The brave die."
"The strong die."
"And they will become legends."
Cheers, Sloncha.
bowl. (Salud)
¿"Kasper" como en "fantasma"?
It is spelled differently.
It is not well known in Sweden.
I mean, "The Moomins" is quite famous.
Where does "Headstone" come from?
A dead man lies at the foot of a headstone.
I see.
Her last name is Malone.
It does.
And a stone headstone.
It's okay.
Three elements came together to give it its name.
That makes sense.
So...
Cheers, Sloncha.
bowl. (Salud)
With what?
Let's go.
It's okay.
I'm out of beer.
Give it a shake before it weakens.
All right. I guess I am learning.
What happened to the soccer match between Colo-Colo and Lau?
Do you speak Spanish?
Soccer.
En America, are "soccer".
Do you know soccer
Why do we call soccer and in other countries soccer? I do not get it.
Hello, gentlemen.
Farkas, how are you?
Congratulations on having passed the first three days.
Friendships and bonds are forming .
Eventually we all come to an understanding.
It seems like he enjoyed the game.
But now that the results have come, I will ask one of you to leave.
Now is the time to announce the results of the vote.
Please!
Come on, Dex!
There are two candidates.
The first place.
Three percent, really?
Ulla is ahead.
The blur- free shower scene worked for me.
Second place goes to Cat.
Dex Headstone Kasper Ximena is very close.
Roni and Nevin have less than a one percent vote difference between them.
You will be playing for your survival.
Now, I'm going to announce the confrontation.
"Fiesta de la piñata".
You are making fun of Mexico.
Roni and Nevin go to the competition hall with their sponsor.
Okay, in black and white.
They hate me because I'm from the British Empire.
Come on, little scavenger doll.
It is a shit show.
Just say "shit".
They didn't hate him because he was British, that's why he always curses.
People don't like it.
I knew they 'd like your boobs.
Than?
Nothing. Just say.
Why don't you show them to me?
Yes, and my breasts are all real.
I got the vote because I am a good person.
He doesn't have a good feeling about you, bitch.
Because you exposed yourself to the world in the shower.
Whatever, it's your rating, bitch.
I like. I like very much.
The rest of the lucky members will go to the witness room.
It's okay.
Let's go.
Well that's one way to play.
recipient of the technique (for example, in martial arts)
Have you run out of money and cut back around here?
Beautiful interior.
Watch out.
Come on, come up.
Amazing.
What is this? I ca n't see the other side.
A showroom of looks?
It is a pity that we are outside looking in.
Have fun, bitch.
Great!
Hold.
Ahead!
Roni.
Do not lose.
Hello, Roni.
Are you ready for a showdown?
I got this.
It's going to be fun.
Why doesn't Ximena do it?
You are a professional.
I don't need a handful of body-selling gurus to tell me .
Do not worry about it.
The rules are simple.
Break a piñata and take out the contents.
I will give Nevin the same challenge later.
The first to break it wins.
I wish you good luck.
This will work.
It is easy.
Hold.
Where's the bat?
Do you want to save it?
And the piñata ...
It's not fun, guys.
What is it?
What is that?
Nevin.
He is gagged.
What the fuck?
It's a joke.
It can't be serious. Hey, Roni!
Relaxation!
Roni!
You have to be joking. Just relax.
Really?
Turn it off. Close it.
Are you crazy.
Everything is a performance.
Well done. Take off your glasses now.
We are in problems.
Oh, no.
Has passed?
Let's move.
It was not funny?
What does that mean?
It is so.
What the hell is this place?
Who you are?
Think about who you are before you think about me.
Let me go home.
Ulla, this is your house now.
Only one person leaves.
Why are you doing this?
Well we'll see.
Until then, we will live here.
They keep voting and punishing them.
Either he refuses to participate, or he runs away.
If you disobey me ...
You will be more miserable than Nevin.
Unimaginable horrors and ...
They are going to have to suffer more than they imagine.
If you signed the contract, you have to go ahead with it.
Come on, it looks like you're having fun.
Engage your audience.
Who they vote for will determine their fate.
All right, let's all go back to "Funhouse" and ...
Taste the good wine of victory.
Especially Roni.
Then comes a continuation of Farkas' "Funhouse".
Last night, popular YouTube star Nevin Ebersmith.
Beaten to death by Roni in "The Bride of the Future".
The public believes in this deception and wants a replacement.
Sure, I also wanted to beat up Nevin with a baseball bat, but ...
I mean, seriously, if you do that, you're going to jail.
What do we do?
Let's get out of here.
The police must have seen the transmission.
Where is the camera?
Just relax.
You saw that, right? This is the man who killed Nevin.
Shut!
She did not know.
I do not care. Let's go.
Let's get out of here.
You can see the sky.
We are warned.
Let's get out of here and we'll go through the window.
It is easy to break.
Let's think about this.
Do what you want, but I'm out.
We better run, for sure.
They'll catch you.
I'm not so sure about that.
Do not mess with me.
You'll see, you slut.
Relaxation!
Protection.
Really?
What is this house?
This is where you live.
I told them what would happen if they tried to run away.
Since Dex has given up his right to participate ...
He lost the right to earn $ 5 million.
Dex, follow them.
What, are you going to shoot me?
¡Dex!
Please.
Help me!
Please do not do it.
Please.
What are they going to do?
What is that?
That is fluoroantimony.
The so-called hydrogen fluoride and ...
It is an inorganic compound of antimony pentafluoride.
Looking at the function of acidity ...
It is the strongest acid in the world.
When you put it in water, it dissolves the meat and bones in minutes.
Enjoy it, Dex.
No!
Are you kidding me.
What have you done
This week, a horrible scene was broadcast live to everyone.
What started as a reality show turned into a nightmare ...
There are eight celebrities vying for their lives!
The eight artists are ...
They arrived in Los Angeles four days ago and nothing has been heard since.
I don't know if it's a cruel video game or a fictional story.
The popularity of the program skyrockets
despite the alleged murder of two people.
The video is streamed live from inside the room.
Authorities are tracking the origin of the call.
Just get it out now.
I'm about to go to bed.
Watch and learn.
Well, I will tell you again.
No hero will appear.
No more escapes or happy endings.
If we don't get into the game, we will be questioning it.
Next time you will have a much worse time.
You will suffer even more than this.
If you want to get out of this place ...
We have no choice but to get the votes.
Hi. The word of the day is "fluoroantimony".
I heard Elle Shocker soak up.
Really?
It's a manipulated image anyway, right?
"Synthesize the lower half of your body.
False.
Why is this happening to me?
Everyone else is having a hard time.
Play to be the heroine of a tragedy?
You are a great way to win votes with your boobs.
Fuck you.
Don't you want them to see it?
It is your job to expose your naked body to the world.
You are the one who exposes the gossip of the people in your blog.
They write about you because you do something stupid.
How about my life?
Don't take advantage of people's misery.
Just what the readers expected.
Those who show their lives to others.
It is my job to tell people who they are.
Two people have died.
And with these stupid fights.
They are crazy.
I don't know what's wrong with them.
Let's make a truce.
Who wants a drink? I invite.
Cat.
Let's go.
Who is watching?
Or is it just a crazy game?
This could be a nightmare.
What do you want me to say?
I've seen it happen.
I have seen many crazy things in my life.
This is terrible.
Someone help me , please!
He died right in front of me.
We don't deserve it.
We are also human beings with hearts.
I don't want to die.
I didn't know, and I want to apologize to Nevin's family.
I would like to say a few words to Farkas.
Go to hell!
Fuck you.
Cowardly bastards.
"Votar".
Now the reason I 'm talking about this case ...
Singer Darla, winner of a Grammy Award.
Her ex-husband, Kasper, is now in "Funhouse".
Thank you very much for joining us in this difficult time.
I can't believe this terrible thing has happened.
no one knows what to say ...
I want to tell the killer that the Kaspers are good people.
I have never hurt anyone in my life.
Let them all go.
A few words for the people who are watching the program.
Don't play with people's lives.
Stop stirring the show, someone has to stop this.
But if they vote, they could save the Kaspers.
Irish and Mexicans.
Filipinos and Swedes.
And the Americans walking in the bar.
There is no auction in history.
This was good
Than?
Laugh.
We laugh all we can at Farkas.
Do you have a joke for me?
There was a joke about ziplining, but ...
unsatisfactory
Let's talk.
At least let's get together before we die.
Sorry.
What are we talking about?
Being married to Darla Drake
It is a bad joke.
Let's go. Let's hear it.
I am a great admirer of yours.
What do you want me to say?
Know your shoe size and your philosophy, what do you think?
Let's start as they met.
It all started three years ago.
I had just moved to Los Angeles and was playing in a bar.
Darla appeared one night.
At the time, I didn't even know her before my discovery.
I was surprised when he approached me after the performance.
I still can't believe it.
So we walked down the street together.
We talk until morning.
AND...
I fell in love with her on the spot.
Two months later, I'm going on tour with her.
Three months later, we got married.
It happened so fast.
Married on the spot, you were 12 years old.
I was 19 years old.
A youthful indiscretion , if you will.
The supporting chorus was just a joke.
One night, she jokes and puts me on stage like an amateur.
"The star is in love with the background choir!" indicates with irony
I invented it.
I went to a reality show with her.
I regretted.
And yet ...
I'm out again.
For money.
Don't blame yourself.
We are equal.
I was living in a car last summer.
The "5 million to win" shit got me hooked.
If you lose, your problems disappear.
So everyone wins?
That is, if there really is a prize.
You can't trust Farkas, he 's suspicious, right?
They sound fun.
We are all going to die. It is funny.
What else do you want me to do?
We don't need to be crying all day about it.
Sorry to interrupt you, but the voting results have arrived.
I have good news.
Dex is dead and his audience has quintupled.
Congratulations guys. It's great.
Now is the time to announce the results of the vote.
Number one is Cat.
Sometimes it is better to be modest.
Roni is second in the standings.
I'm sure the emotional pain of beating Nevin to death
It was a vote of sympathy.
Piece of shit.
Refrain from making sarcastic comments.
And your third place is good, too.
Fourth place goes to Headstone.
And for the first time in the history of "Funhouse" ...
tied for last place
Why do they want me to be with this bitch?
Fuck you.
Ladies, please you are becoming unworthy.
A confrontation could solve the problems of both.
Now, I'm going to announce the confrontation.
"Blind fury".
It is going to be very fun.
Let's go to the death camps.
I'll kill you.
No way am I going to let that bullet stop me.
Let her go.
No!
Fuck!
Welcome to Blindfury.
The rules are simple.
When the power goes out, we use the ax and one of us fights to death.
Please do not do it.
Shut!
You're dead, idiot.
I am going to kill you.
Then let's get started.
Are they ready? Turn off the light.
There is a night vision device on board.
We're getting closer, and I'm going to take it seriously.
Come on, Ulla!
Watch out!
Back off
There.
There!
Hey, get up.
Quick.
It is coming.
You lost.
Right there, pick it up.
Today is not my day, you bastard!
Did I say something, stupid?
I do not understand you!
Oh my God.
A beautiful woman faced with an ax.
It is quite an interesting thought .
The more exposure, the better.
I cannot afford to be extravagant.
Withdrawal. Ximena also has a headache.
Ducks mouth.
Why do the authorities allow this?
We used to send the "Funhouse" message
Can't identify them?
There are many ways to hide an IP address.
They usually use Tor and Dark Web.
Everything is made to be encrypted.
It is virtually impossible to locate the source of the call.
But this time we used to show everyone in a big way.
You are using the public domain.
If the FBI closes the site in question, we will destroy it.
Won't it be out of the public eye?
The only thing they cannot do is block our access.
I think they are using technology like AI and we use it on a circuit.
They go through a proxy server that changes different countries in the world
We use a technique called the "onion route".
It makes them untraceable.
Infortunadamente
the show will continue to be delivered.
Until one of them wins.
Where are you?
Come on, Headstone.
Do not sleep here.
Shut. He-ad-Stone is fine.
What do you do?
I was trying to get him to bed.
That kind of relationship?
Come sit next to me.
I'm going to bed, and I think you should too.
Why?
Are you sure you are not going to die?
I shouldn't have said that, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to die here.
Let's go.
Lets go to bed.
You're good?
Let's go.
Stay with me. You'll be fine.
Look, we are here.
Stay with me.
Just relax!
You do not like me?
Of course.
So let's give them what they want.
I could get votes.
Sorry, but I can't do it.
What do you do?
You're wrong.
Bastard!
Leave it alone...
Lonni, fuck off.
You messed with me. I have seen it.
Drinking creates mistakes and regrets and erases memories.
People were going to die out of the game.
Is your neck okay, Kasper?
They don't seem very happy about that.
We have to have fun at "Funhouse".
Now, the voting results ...
Let's find out.
It's great.
The number one spot went to Kasper and Nordin.
This is incredible.
Fuck you.
Well that's very rude.
But attendance was great.
That stubborn rebellion is endearing to viewers.
Today, unlike in the past, the more
ignorant, vulgar and aggressive a person, the better.
Maybe you deserved more. Keep it up.
Second place goes to the popular Cat.
Next, Headstone.
And the end result is Ulla.
I guess they are tired of seeing naked women.
We live in an age where you can see many things at the touch of a button.
I think it is best if you are not afraid to let out your true self.
People see it as interesting.
I know.
People hate me, because of my appearance.
It has always been like this.
And everyone at school got away with it.
Many things are said about me even now.
Strangers have called me "pretty" and "sexy"
" Slut , harlot and greedy whore.
Well, fuck you!
I don't care what people think of me.
I finally got to see the real one.
Honest words came home to me.
But...
It's late.
Well, I would like to announce the punishment.
"Do not forget me".
The rules are the same as in a good old fashioned card game.
It is a nervous breakdown that requires a lot of concentration.
You have two minutes to rig all your cards.
If you are successful, you will continue to participate in the show.
If you fail, you are in big trouble.
Time begins
now.
Concentrate!
The card on the right.
I am devastated, so you will have to forgive him.
Hold.
Hurry up!
Keep it up.
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
Two one...
It's over.
It was a heated battle.
Nice try.
The mouths of the ducks and the mouths of the fish
they are so similar that it is easy to confuse them.
Okay, so I'll stick with roulette.
Turn this around and decide your fate.
Our calculations show a probability of
46.7% reach the "instant death" zone .
I'll put a gun to your head.
A quick and painless death.
"I am changing guilt."
The next person in line to be
reinstated in the program will receive a penalty.
The odds are better than in casinos.
You don't want to guess the other seven zones.
"Hunt rats" and "prick" are just sad.
If you don't, I 'll take one of those seven.
Wouldn't you rather be in charge of your own destiny?
No more sad faces.
Spin the roulette wheel and have fun!
I hope it is a weapon.
"I like the Pear of Pain.
Are you crazy.
"A stretched phrase.
What a shame!
One of the most painful forms of torture.
It's not your lucky day, Ulla.
Get ready.
Do it!
Don't shoot.
Ulla Ramore, whose real name is Ursula ...
Or maybe it's "bear" in Latin.
I'm impressed that you ate them and killed them.
This is a real animal.
Maybe you have had a beautiful life,
I don't want to have to let you go, but ...
So this is goodbye.
"How could a beautiful girl die without blooming?"
Paren!
No!
Look at me. Here.
¡Oye, Ulla!
You ripped off his arm.
No, stop this. OMG!
"Funhouse".
How can you kill an unstable beauty who showed her true face?
I know I'm not the only one who is interested in her.
Sorry.
How can you take a selfie without your arm?
Hello everyone.
I have a surprise for you at the door.
"Headstone".
"Cat".
"Roni".
"Kasper".
Are you kidding me.
I couldn't find a picture of your parents.
They were killed in a car accident when you were three years old.
I found a picture of you and your ex-wife Darla ...
It is not like this?
I don't think that memory is a comfort.
You've had a shitty life.
I feel sorry for your family.
Now I know.
Is right.
My death does no harm to anyone.
It's useless.
It is not worth worrying.
I will always be Darla Drake's ex-husband.
It is my legacy.
I get it, believe me.
I'm the "girl who went out with 30 guys on TV".
It's like choosing who to marry in a month.
People think that I'm a shallow and smug girl.
We who seek love ...
Are they less human, less useful?
I was obsessed at the time.
"You have to be special."
I have been worried about these thoughts.
You who were genuinely in love and connected to each other ...
There is a big difference.
Gossip about social media , fame, money.
It's all a lie.
That's what you get for getting caught up in things like that.
What is the back ...
It's okay.
But...
Do not worry about it.
I don't want to talk about it.
Not yet.
Why did you divorce Kasper?
I saw the show and they look great together.
We have not lost contact with each other.
I know this is going to be a cliche, but ...
Are a lot of things.
It is a very nosy lifestyle .
And I wanted to have children.
I'm sure he would be a great father.
But not me...
I'm not ready to have a baby.
Why?
Something always happens.
Especially this Funhouse thing.
Humans don't do that.
Do you still love the Kaspers.
And we'll see.
Okay, let's vote.
I will announce the results.
Congratulations Kasper.
It's a little annoying, but the public seems to like it.
His chivalrous approach to her after she passed away ...
Perhaps it was appreciated by a more classy audience.
So, let's help further discredit Mr. Nordin.
Stay with me.
You do not like me?
Of course.
Meet the expectations of your audience.
I can not do this.
What do you do?
You're wrong.
Bastard!
I'm going to die.
Lonni, fuck off.
Sorry.
So let's go back to the results.
Second place went to Roni.
Third place is Cat, and last place is Headstone.
And that's what happened when we got drunk and tangled up.
Too much for a single shot at an arm's length.
Show me who you are and I will show you what I can do.
Everything in its time.
Therefore, I would like to announce your punishment.
The audience decides who will perform "Deathmatch".
"Vapula".
"Sabnock".
"Botis".
"Orobas".
The voting time is one hour.
I would not vote for it.
Do you think they will?
They are all great.
Mira su way.
I want it.
Walp.
Botis.
Vapula.
Let's go...
¡Botis!
Spectators have chosen Botis as their opponent.
If you win, you will stay on the show.
But if you lose, then ...
I'm going to leave someone a message now.
My daughter...
By Nina.
I hope you grow up not to see this tragedy.
But...
I hope that someday you will hear this and meet me.
I tried to be a good father.
But I made a lot of bad decisions and I couldn't be with them.
It's not your fault. It's my fault.
I'm a fucking father.
I've committed many errors.
I can't help but be angry.
You are the only thing I am proud of.
She is so pure and innocent, so direct and sweet, that I don't even think she is mine.
She is a princess in a yellow dress.
I just want you to remember this.
I loved you more than anything in the world.
You are my life.
Forever.
I will see you later.
Thanks for waiting.
To fight fans around the world
We are live from Funhouse.
This is truly a battle for life on top of the world.
Enter the mixed martial artist from the blue corner.
He is 28-6-1 in professional fights
It measures 1.80 m, weighs 90 kilos.
He is from Dundalk, Ireland.
James Malone, alias "Headstone"!
Let's go...
And presenting in the red corner,
He has killed 24 people so far and is undefeated.
It measures 1.75 meters and weighs 65 kilos.
Hounds of Hell, it's Botis!
Ahead!
Van a matar a Headstone.
That is one of the big ones.
The rules are simple, one of you fights to the death.
Begins!
Great!
No!
Come on, Botis, come on!
Let's go...
Good.
¡Terminals!
Ahead!
Tear off his head!
And!
Did!
It was a wonderfully brave thing to see.
If you're so desperate to be out of control ...
Go on.
Well, let's see how you fight.
No! That is not what you said.
¡Headstone!
You are a liar and a coward!
It's okay.
But I tell you.
You are going to hell.
I too will go to hell when I die.
I will be waiting.
I'm going to show you what pain is.
"The devil is not in hell, he is in this world."
"A brave man dies ..."
"The strong die."
"And they will become legends."
Let's go!
No!
It was a very close battle.
The Irish are always smarter than their enemies.
It's okay.
It has always been like this.
I 'm sorry your boyfriend from hometown has been killed.
Three against one, it's not fair to Farkas.
You are a lying Pinocchio panda with a cruel streak.
What are you thinking about?
In what you are.
What kind of person
he wants people to suffer.
Fel, cruel and murderous beasts that kill innocents.
what do you want?
Ordinary celebrities are the "opiates of the masses".
Famous, but without experience, talent or achievements.
The madness that consumes people needs to be cleaned up.
You got your fame by marrying a star singer.
And then he makes a show of himself , living a pathetic life.
I don't blame myself.
There must be another reason.
Are you bitter because your parents do n't love you and you can't have a girlfriend?
The drugs...
have they made you lose your mind?
What are you thinking about?
You are a very funny guy.
Well this is going to be great entertainment.
No one else will, so I have to.
Innocent people...
Every day, the world dies and suffers.
But nobody cares.
As long as there is no specific group, race or country involved.
So we will broadcast it live.
I will face you with death and pain.
You can pretend to be a good person, but you are not as pure as you think.
For a celebrity like the Kardashians ...
I'm sick of this.
You are just entertainment.
News and entertainment
Politics, of course.
So is war.
And your death, however inconsequential it may have been ...
Entertainment.
Some may cry, but for others it is a laughingstock.
Most of the people who will see you die ...
They don't care at all.
After you die, the audience goes to sleep.
And the next morning, he will have forgotten you.
And they look for another flashy hobby
At the end of the day, we are all animals, Kasper.
It is crude and selfish until death.
So do you think you can judge and execute it on your own terms?
It is murder.
People want it.
They love murder, violence and death.
They don't broadcast women's breasts and foul language on television.
A throat cut doesn't bother me.
Just look at the comment sections on social media.
An innocent comment can catch fire quickly and attract abuse.
I'm sure you and I have those instincts in us.
I do not deny it.
Sorry to say that ...
No, you are the only one.
We are not that kind of people.
Both are the same.
You will soon discover who you really are.
Apparently, I'm a little distraction.
I will give you privacy.
Good talk.
That's where you and I ...
I'm glad to see you.
"Here" was superfluous.
What can I say, it has been a pleasure to meet you.
Even here.
Me too.
I would have liked to meet you somewhere else if I could.
Oops...
We have three left, and we're finally here.
Say the results, asshole, or get out.
I see you're in a bad mood.
I guess you did n't sleep much last night.
But that is not the point.
We will announce the results of the vote as he requested.
First place went to Kasper and Ronnie, again, followed by Kasper and Ronnie.
I guess last night's intercourse paid off.
But they have no future.
The end result is a Cat of calm beauty.
I guess they have finally had enough.
Well, I would like to announce the punishment.
"The chess master".
You are good at it.
Cat.
"Grady, Oklahoma".
It originated in Oklahoma.
"Welcome to the Chess Master.
If you win, you can continue participating in the show.
If you lose, you spin the roulette.
Do you have any questions?
All right, ladies first.
Grunfeld, very interesting.
Not bad, but ...
lacking virtuous character
Knight to F6.
Pawn to G6.
Alfil a E6.
Sparkly.
Alfil a C4.
Check.
Knight to E3.
Check.
Knight to C3.
Check.
Take Reina to C3.
Checkmate.
Nice job.
In 1956, Byrne vs. Fisher ...
Did you just copy the confrontation of the century?
That was tough. I 'm not kidding
But you lost, so you're going to have to spin the roulette.
Cat hit the "blame game" button .
It is the first time in Funhouse's history.
Roni will take the punishment for you.
Get away from me, it's over.
Get out of me...
I take your place.
That's not going to happen.
Let me take your place.
It is a brave gesture, but they are the rules.
You are not the rules!
You don't mind, let me see the challenge, please!
You are a very embarrassing man , Kasper Nordin.
But I am not averse to romance.
It is a scene straight out of a romance novel.
But after the stumble in chess, I still
I will change the site with you.
You can not do that!
I can't let you blame yourself for this.
It's okay.
Let's announce Kasper's punishment.
"Duel at Dawn".
Su oponente of the Roni Byrne era.
What have you said? You 're kidding me.
We had a deal.
That's not the deal!
Here there are no heroes or martyrs.
I decide the rules!
This is what you get for being so arrogant.
You are going to take your weapon.
Back to back, on my account they take 10 steps forward, and then ...
They shoot.
If you don't want to shoot, you will have to spin your own roulette.
Now take up your weapons and get in position.
Or you can put Roni on that bronze bull.
Do you want me to burn her alive?
It's your decision.
It's okay.
"Good night Good Night".
"I'm going to say goodbye to you, sweet and
sadly, and I wo n't leave you until morning. "
In my account.
one step
Two steps
three steps
Four steps.
Five steps.
Six steps.
Seven steps.
Eight steps.
Nine steps.
10 steps.
Behind! A bomb!
Call the bomb squad.
We have a winner ...
¡Cat Jim!
That last scene made me cry.
It is a Shakespearean tragedy.
I wish the two of them would shoot the enemy like the
heroes of the film, trying to escape and escape.
He wanted them to get married in Las Vegas.
But not as good as a machine gun.
In the end, the calm girl won.
It's the euphemism for the year, I guess.
Maybe it's because of masturbation?
I’m Pete Seik. Outside.
"Funhouse" survivor Cat Jim this morning ...
It was found on a country road in Florence, Oregon.
When the FBI learned of the incident, they sent a group to investigate.
We have just found what appears to be a bomb.
But the substance is a plot to interrupt the investigation.
It was a lure.
So far, no suspect has been identified.
My guest is the great businessman Nero Alexander.
More than 70 company- owned companies.
Construction, biofuel, pharmaceuticals ...
We also work with AI and nanotechnology.
You are an outstanding entrepreneur .
He built an empire on his own.
He made his fortune as a young man without any inheritance of any kind.
An incredible billionaire.
I am now semi-retired and trying to enjoy my life.
To all budding entrepreneurs who are working hard to reach you ...
Do you want to tell them something?
Young people today are empty, and they don't even try.
Chasing only fame and fortune.
Scientists and physicists are the ones who have to learn.
Engineers and inventors.
Sex videos, TV shows ...
or virtual reality on TV.
The count of social media followers ...
It is crazy.
People should do more to help society.
Like me.
Cat Jim.
You never cease to amaze me.
Did you enjoy the game?
And...
But the next time I play chess, I will not lose.
@labed31445
Gary speaking.
Nevin would already be in "Funhouse".
Than?
Dead?
A human pinata?
That's terrible.
How about the $ 100,000 fee?
Oh fuck me.
Give me a Mai Tai.