Subtitles by Rjgman56
[Yorozuya] Man, we really did it!
The first Gintama movie was such a big hit
that we are making a second one to ride that money train!
Last year, it was Japan's #1 live-action movie of the year.
But we didn't win the Japanese Academy Awards-aru.
Who was it? Who was the guy that won the "Best Actor" award?
- A guy named Suda Masaki-aru. - Eh? Why?
His fashion sense is top notch and he's a delicate guy.
He's also an artist with a CD debut and the whole bit, huh?
The old man has a funny pair of glasses...
Don't say anymore!
That Suda Masaki is a very good actor, right?
Have you ever thought about Oguri Shun's acting?
He's done so much...
But he has never won an academy award once in his life...
He worked so hard last year too...
with his movie "I Want to Eat the Liver of a Cattle."
It's "Your Pancreas." (real title of movie: Let Me Eat Your Pancreas)
"I Want to Eat Cow Pancreas" would change the movie on a whole other level.
It would turn into some sad documentary after all.
It's fine! Even if we didn't win the Japanese Academy Award,
we had many viewers and received great box office results!
That's true.
The Japanese Academy Award can go **** itself in the ***.
We don't need to win that ******* piece of **** award anyways.
Yeah... Yeah...
Uh... I understand you're frustrated,
but what you just said were too obscene.
I don't think anyone understood you due to all the bleeping.
But that's not important!
This movie is about to start.
Say, "Please watch it," or some other love-filled phrase!
Okay!
This Gintama has won the "Cannes Palm Doll" Award. (The director of "The Shoplifting Family" won this award)
You liar!
- We shoplifted. - Don't do that!
Now then, let us begin the "Shoplifting Yorozuya" movie.
That's not the title!
Then, how about "The Famous Detective Yorozuya!"
"There's always one truth!" (Parody of Detective Conan)
Like I said, stop spoofing other blockbuster movies!
Gintama 2: Rules are Meant to be Broken!
Please enjoy!
Give us an academy award!
It's a crime to film this movie in the theaters.
Please watch it with your eyes and take it home with your heart.
[Stop fussing.] Hey! They want to see the actual movie already!
[Stop fussing.] Hurry up and start the movie!
"The Land of Samurai."
The reason why I was sent to this country is an old story.
20 years ago, in this peaceful Edo City,
aliens from space flew down into the city and attacked.
We call them the Amanto.
The Amanto kept coming one after the other.
Even the Shogunate succumbed to them. They became the puppet masters.
As a result, in order to eliminate the Amanto, the Joui War broke out.
At that time, many brave men of lofty ideals came forward to fight.
But the casualties were heavy and they were defeated.
Then, the Amanto, in fear of revolt from the humans,
prohibited the usage of swords,
causing the Samurai to decline.
That's it! That's all you need to know!
If you don't have any money, you can sell your kidneys, your balls or whatever! Get me my money, you rooster!
[Otose: The owner of Otose Snack House. One of the four devas of the Kabuki district.]
You're so fussy about the rent, you shitty old hag!
The other day, I told you about the games that I wanted to play on my phone!
And then you installed them, right? Doesn't that make us even?
That doesn't make us even!
And besides, you spent all your money on that game and that's why you are broke right now!
I know that!
An old hag like you shouldn't know about in-game purchases!
No! Everyone, look! He's abusing an old lady!
It's all over. Everything.
Like hell it is!
Pay your rent!
I'm going to die!
For crying out loud... She's been bugging me about the rent for three months straight now.
Let's get a real job.
How many times do I have to tell you before you get it?
It's hard to find a decent job these days.
The jobs are different every time.
It's much worse to wait passively for people to come to the door than to take the initiative to make money.
You haven't had a job request for an entire month.
Hey, Shinpachi!
Don't you have any pride as a man?
We only do what people come to ask for.
Isn't that the soul of Yorozuya?
That's true, but...
In short, a hungry stomach can not think.
Let's eat first and then think of a plan.
Man, it was delicious, so delicious!
The smell of roasted saury being cooked outside...
I carelessly started eating the rice before it was done-aru.
You...
ate it all?
Just because of the smell, you ate five cups of rice?
I'll cook it again! I'll cook something up right now-aru!
There's nothing left. Everything has been eaten.
It was you!
Work! We have to find work, Gin-san!
I don't want to!
I understand. Since yesterday, I found some minions who can work for us-aru.
Minions? You have minions, Kagura-chan?
Hey! You guys! Get to working!
[Work Work]
[Urgent: Need lovely girls ASAP]
[Happy chatting and free drinks!]
[Great wage!]
Sorry about this, Gin-san.
Shin-chan asked me if there were any job offerings, so I called you guys over.
Sorry, Mr. Owner. We are relying on you like siblings.
Yeah, um... You know what? I'm sorry, but saying things like that...
Saying things like, "I'm the one who's sorry..." It's like you're sending those words back to them.
In other words, how should I say this? Um... our store has an ace hostess.
Well, Tae-chan... Uh... she always gets picked. In other words, how do I say this, how do I say this?
There's no mistaking it, is pretty much what it is.
But your top hostess should make men feel lovesick
and it's almost like they've caught a cold.
This store is definitely a store full of pros.
Yeah, um... I'm sorry. I'm really sorry about that.
What to say? It's some kind of something, something, something, something,
something, something, something...
It's a very embarrassing concept.
I can only say that it's a really embarrassing concept.
Let's say that our top hostess is by herself...
Let's just say that you decide to open up a store, open up a store...
That would be good, good, good! (kekkou: means good or carrying something out like opening a store)
You have to make those kinds of decisions. That's what I'm talking about.
Wow, you're really something else!
The rumor that an idiot won't catch a cold is true.
This angle is great. The angle of the shot is very good.
It's a super perfect angle.
The blood is connecting your nose to your mouth.
Um... that proves that you are a dumbass.
I had expected that, so... In other words...
In other words, Gin-san, I want to request something from you.
Simply put, Gin-san, you're some kind, some kind, some kind, some kind, some kind, some kind,
some kind, some kind, some kind, some kind of well known person.
Can you introduce me to one or two cute girls? Or even ten?
Or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or 50 girls!
Or, or, or...
Or! Or, or, or...
Or 100 girls! 100 girls. 100 girls. Gin-san. 100 girls. 100 girls would be good.
Can you bring 100 of your friends? Maybe, 100 people isn't enough.
So there you go. Well, we can all have fun afterwards. I guess you should call them over right away.
Um, in other words, in other words... I'm sure they will come super fast if you call them over.
If they really do exist, then I want you to introduce them to me.
If you're looking for a cute girl, there's one right here-aru!
Senior officials of the Shogunate are coming over tonight.
Hey, don't ignore me.
These kinds of guests are very rare.
- Their income is very good too. - Hey!
Hey, you fried noodle face!
How many people are needed?
At least three people.
So we just need to find two more people.
Why the hell was she on the ceiling?!
Awesome angle. The angle that she came down in is super beautiful.
[Sarutobi Ayame: Ninja from Oniwabanshuu. Gintoki's stalker.]
Perfect timing! Come on, stand up, stalker.
You're going to be a hostess tonight.
No, no! Don't touch me!
I'm not touching you.
This is the "Benizakura Arc,"
but I don't really know much about it. I wasn't able to debut in the first movie.
I thought I finally got a role in part two, but I'm going to become a hostess?
I'm a ninja for this?
That's...
way too exciting!
What do you think is my most charming point, Gin-san?
Uh... I know that I said you're going to be a hostess,
but this is, this is... uh... very good.
Now we just need one more person.
Just two left, huh?
That's too much. I'm going to cry.
Sorry!
I saw the ad posted outside.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
What's the meaning of this?
Huh? Did someone change the ad or something?
Has it been replaced? Is it some kind of prank?
"Cute girls" was written on the ad, correct?
Yes, that's absolutely correct.
So why did this person come here then?
What's wrong, Katsura-san?
This Katsura Kotaro...
The way I look now... I'm cute after you put makeup on me.
[That's right!]
So?
The funds of the Joui faction is about to run out.
And so I want to accompany you as a hostess.
That's too reckless, Katsura-san.
No matter how badly you need the...
Please go put on makeup!
What?!
It's no good.
The time limit has gotten closer and the owner has lost all of his judgement.
Hey, the little one crying over there...
You too.
Please stand up and get ready!
Owner!
I will follow you forever!
- It's unexpectedly okay. - Yeah, really unexpected, but it's okay.
Uh... Gin-san, hear me out really quick.
I'm kind of worried about two of them. Or, or, or, or... or actually all three of them.
There's a chance that we may be asked to change them pretty soon.
Especially the two on the right.
They seem to look like they have come out of Gulliver's travels.
So at least two more candidates are needed.
The guests will be here in 30 minutes.
Where are you going to find two more people?!
I'm begging you! The guests are very important!
I know that!
What's with today? There's hardly any girls here.
It's okay. There's a lot of girls inside.
Hey, hey! What are you doing? Get the hell over here.
You see, everyone is here!
[Matsudaira Katakuriko: Chief of the Tokugawa Police Department]
Welcome!
Why? Why are those two...
It couldn't be helped! We couldn't find two more people!
I am Ginko.
I am Pachi.
Huh? There are so many ladies I'm seeing for the first time!
Are you new here?
Isn't that the Shinsengumi?
He did say that the top of the Shogunate would be here, didn't he?
If they find out, we'll become a laughing stock!
It's also possible that we'll be arrested for fraud!
Gin-san, what should we do?!
Welcome.
Gin-san!
No way! Is he trying to disguise himself?
Do you think it's acceptable? Hey!
Stick out your chin. Stick it out quickly.
If you stick your chin out, you won't be recognized.
No, they will! Kagura-chan, help me out!
I'm Blanco. Pleased to meet you.
She already did it. She's already sticking out her chin!
Holy crap! Katsura-san!
The Shinsengumi are your nemesis!
You can't show yourself, right?
He stuck out his chin!
I'm Katsurako.
My hobby is rap music.
It seems that they haven't noticed yet.
It seems like sticking out the chin will work.
There it is! There's someone who isn't sticking out their chin!
Welcome.
Hey, hey. We've got ourselves quite a good looking female pig, don't we?
Miss. How about I shove some more nasty stuff into your nose?
Hey!
His sadistic heart is on fire!
Don't say anything to him!
Children won't be able to watch this film anymore!
You can speak, huh?
How can he understand you?!
Sougo, just leave it at that.
We're not here to have fun.
Hey, don't hold back. Come and drink.
No, not going to do that.
Huh? They didn't come here to drink? Thank goodness.
Huh? Then, what are they doing here?
Please take your time and enjoy yourself.
We'll be on guard outside...
Ue-Sama. (Ue-Sama: shogun or Lord General)
Gin-san... he just said "Ue-Sama," right?
That he did.
Hey... he just said "Ue-Sama."
How could that be possible?
There's no way a man like that would come to our hostess club.
Hey, you heard "Ue-Sama" too, right?
It's a common name.
He's just a customer named Uesama.
- Hey, he said "Ue-Sama..." - I heard "Uesugi-san."
That's right, Shinpachi!
It's impossible for a high-ranking shogun to come to such a place!
Come on, Shou-chan! Have a drink already!
He called him "Shou-chan" though...
Shou-chan is such a cute way to say your name.
But... what's your real name?
I'm the great general of the Shogunate, Tokugawa Shigeshige.
That's just my title. Shou-chan is short for Shogun.
Oh my! Geez! You are so good at making jokes!
What is your occupation?
Being a general.
I haven't heard of such a career.
A general does make it sound like you have a sense of justice.
It's real. He's a real Shogun.
I'm so nervous, nervous, nervous, nervous...
Owner!
It's the real one!
Unit Two! Unit Three went to the back door!
Otae-san!
I, Kondo Isao, will protect this store with my life!
I will protect it!
This guy is protecting the wrong person.
He should have shouted, "I'll protect the Shogun."
But that old man is really bothersome.
He actually took the general on a tour of the night life.
I heard that he was devoted to seeing the civilians' lives in Edo.
But this hostess club is a little weird, isn't it?
There should be a lot of other ones out there.
If he keeps on going out, he's going to be targeted.
They're targeting the Amanto, aren't they?
The Amanto and the Shogunate are the same.
The Shogunate have become puppets of their regime and their goal.
I see.
But isn't guarding like this causing a ruckus? We're standing out way too much.
That's why I was against this.
If you are that worried, then go and check the perimeter.
There could be assassins or people who are after the general around the corner.
Vice Commander, I'll go too...
Yamazaki, you don't have to.
Zura!
I'm gonna do it now Zura! I'm gonna do it Zura! (zura: wig)
Joui is joy. Joui is joy. (joui: explusion of foreigners)
You mess with me, you gonna get divine punishment!
Gin-san looks like a chimpanzee.
The Shinsengumi aren't here, but he is still sticking out his chin.
And Katsura-san... Why does he want to perform this kind of rap?
I don't understand.
Alright. Let's switch to a different girl.
The reason is because...
she's too boring!
Hey... Hey! Why?! Why is that?!
Rap is fun! There's no way that it's boring!
This is a message! This is a message to the world!
You shouldn't be rapping in a hostess club anyway.
Calm down, Shinpachi!
As long as we finish this job, we'll get a lot of money.
Enough to pay the rent for ten years!
But the risk is huge!
If we screw up, our heads may fall to the ground.
That's why we have to be calm!
You're telling me that, but you're the one who needs to stay calm.
Fortunately, those silly women haven't realized the situation they're in.
Don't mention the Shogun to them.
Once they start to panic, they will definitely fail.
Hey, you pointy chin woman!
School is about to close down, you know.
Hey, you pig-tailed four-eyed girl!
Come here!
Is he calling for us?
Of course, he is. Who else?
By the way, Gintoki...
Your dick is bulging out too much.
Man, this task is such a pain in the ass.
Ow!
What the hell is this?
Shinsengumi's Vice Commander, Hijikata Toushiro!
Well, look at that.
We did make a big scene after all.
What the hell are you saying?
You are a samurai, yet you cater to the Amanto.
You're just flattering yourself. You truly are a traitor!
It's our duty to repeal those Amanto barbarians out of here!
I'm here to protect the Shogun, right?
Sorry, but I'm going to take on these thugs by myself.
Here I come!
I'm sorry!
Huh? What's going on?
What... What am I doing?
My body won't listen to me.
I'm sorry!
Please spare my life! Take everything, but my life!
I'm even willing to kiss the soles of your sandals!
My mouth is speaking on its own?!
Who is this loser?
"Hijikata Toushiro..."
The "Demon Vice Commander" that brings fear to everyone...
What a load of rubbish!
What's happening? I don't get it! I don't get it at all!
Strange as it is, it's a great opportunity!
You've taken good care of us before and it's time for us to repay you now.
Come on, come on.
Hurry and lick the soles of my sandal.
Quickly, lick it!
Damn it!
I don't know what's going on...
But there's no way I could do something like that!
Please spare me by taking this. There's still 3,000 yen inside.
But please don't take my Tsutaya membership card.
I want to borrow some DVDs.
Stop trying to scare us to death!
- How can an adult go out with only 3,000 yen? - It's no use.
I have no control over my body.
The General game...
Let's start!
The rules are simple because Shou-chan is the general.
We'll change it from the King game to the General game.
Oh, Matsudaira-san, you silly goose! You're probably thinking of dirty things again, aren't you?
No, I'm the host tonight.
I'll let Shou-chan and the girls play by themselves.
We'll take these chopsticks and have the word "General" written on them...
Matsudaira-sama! Please leave this to me!
I can't have you work too hard.
That's a great idea!
- Have at it, Megane-chan! (megane: glasses) - Okay!
Well done, Shinpachi!
Let the Shogun draw the "General" stick.
Alright! General!
Here we go!
Why?! Why is everyone so serious?!
That was fast!
Where did the "General" stick go?
I'm the General.
Way to go, Gin-san!
He read the situation and got the right stick first.
But what does it mean that Gin-san is the General?
Now then...
The person who got number four, take off your clothes.
I see!
He's pleasing the Shogun this way!
Way to go, Gin-san!
It's the Shogun!
This is bad. Why did the dumb Shogun get number four?
He must be angry. He's totally angry.
And to top it off, he's wearing briefs.
He's embarrassed.
My family have been generals for many generations.
We have always worn briefs.
Crap, he heard me. But why does each generation wear briefs?
Anyway, we need to get him dressed quickly!
Otherwise, it's going to be off with our heads!
It's you or me who needs to draw the "General" stick.
Yay! I'm the General this time!
I let it slip again-aru.
What?! What kind of sneaky plan are you guys thinking of in the second round?!
What should I do?
Then, how about the person who got number three...
lend their clothes to someone
who looks the coldest?
Big Sis! She understands everything! She can see it in our eyes!
She can control the situation on the spot! What a pro!
It's the Shogun!
Oh no, this movie is over. It's been pixelated like porn...
This version of the movie is going to be clipped in China.
The General is not down there. That's a small soldier.
My family have been generals for many generations.
We've always had small soldiers down there.
Oh crap, he heard that.
This is going to guarantee us a trip to the guillotine.
Hey, this is kind of stinky. Can I take it off please?
Wait!
The Shogun's eyes are full of tears! He's crying! He's definitely crying!
At this rate, we just have to book it out of here!
Tada! I'm the General this turn-aru.
Again with this?!
The one who has number two needs to go to the convenience store to buy briefs!
Kagura!
That's to be expected from a member of the Yorozuya!
You read the atmosphere, didn't you? Thanks!
I'll be back soon.
It's still the Shogun!
Not good. At this rate... I'll die.
Hey!
That's a familiar uniform.
That's a familiar sword style.
You are...
I want to say that a Shinsengumi was attacked by a group of rogues,
so I just rushed over.
What are you doing in a place like this...
Hijikata-kun?
[Shinsengumi Station]
Let's toast to the return of Itou Kamotarou!
Cheers!
Hey, Itou-sensei. I'm sorry to be too busy on the day of your return.
I heard a little about it, but... did something happen to the Shogun?
No, no, no... Matsudaira just took him out to have some fun is all that happened.
Seriously...
The people up top don't understand all the trouble that we go through.
We have to forget about getting rid of the Amanto in order to get stronger.
Is that why they went out to have fun?
Well, everything he does is out of goodwill.
Kondo-san.
There are a number of these kinds of offices in the Shogunate.
Sooner or later, there's a chance that this country will perish.
We can't always be in this place.
We need to move forward!
Towards a higher goal!
Then, we will become the sword that supports this country as the backbone!
We need to save this country from its coma!
It is the duty of us samurai.
For this reason, I will even sacrifice lives.
Do you see how serious I am?
Kondo-san, let's do our best!
Let's do it!
But... why do they call him sensei?
Itou is a rookie who only joined us this year.
He also has the same title as us.
Well, I guess it's not impossible.
He is super smart and his work ability is good.
He's also a master of the sword too.
The Vice Commander is also very smart.
But he's just a tactician.
As far as politics go, only that guy is sufficient.
Wow, Sensei! You can really hold your liquor, can't you?
Kondo-san.
Can you stop calling him sensei?
What's wrong with calling the person who is teaching you, sensei?
Hijikata-kun.
I have something to ask you.
What a coincidence. I do too.
You...
hate me, don't you?
I'm a rookie, but Kondo-san appreciates me.
My promotion is so fast that even your status is threatened.
You must think I'm an eyesore, huh?
That's you.
You want to quickly get promoted to the top, but you have to go through me.
I've been at the top since forever, so that must make me an eyesore for you, right?
You worry too much, Hijikata-kun.
I'm not thinking that at all.
That's good.
It seems that our misunderstanding has been cleared up.
You're an eyesore.
I'm not something cute like that.
I'll kill you sooner or later.
[Samurai Barber Shop]
[Shave, perm, shave, tie hair, dig ears...]
You know what? This is weird, isn't it?
They asked us to take care of the shop while the owner was away.
Big jobs are too dangerous after all.
Didn't you learn your lesson at the hostess club yesterday?
Let's save up money slowly by doing normal jobs.
No, that's not it.
I'm talking about how weird it is to hand over a barber shop to people who don't have licenses.
They have the complete manga collection of Golgo 17-aru.
I want to stay here for a few days.
He doesn't want people to think that the store is closed.
He told us that all we have to do is be here.
They just opened a fashion salon across the street called Biyouin.
He said that nobody will come here, so we'll be okay.
If no guests are going to come, then he should just close the store.
Huh? Now that I look closer at it...
Golgo 17 is missing the 18th volume-aru!
Gin-san, where is the 18th volume?
How am I supposed to know?!
It might be mixed in with the other volumes! Look closer!
Shinpachi! Hurry and help me find it!
Come on, Kagura-chan, we are here to work.
Not good!
Hello!
Hello, adults who are working hard!
What's with those guys?
Why are they investigating the barber shop?
Hey! I've come to return the 18th volume of Golgo 17.
Huh?
The boss is not here.
Don't tell me...
Katakuriko... What is this place?
I always go to this barber shop.
I wanted you to meet my buddy, but he's not here today.
That's too bad!
Maybe we should go to the hostess club again?
Eh? Why? Why?
What kind of hairpins are used here?
Why do we meet them everywhere we go?
That has to be...
Will you...
do my hair?
It's the Shogun!
Would you look at that?
Katakuriko went off to have fun alone.
Is it okay to leave the Shogun by himself in that barber shop?
He told us that he wants to see the daily life of the Edo people, so there's nothing we can do.
How do you fall in love with that kind of crap?
I just started watching this without realizing it...
You're bothering me.
You've been violating the bureau's laws since yesterday.
Hijikata-san... you're the one who set those laws.
As a result, your cellphone rang during a meeting
and then some online shopping results appeared for weird Anime figures.
Then, you start talking about Anime with the people you are torturing.
And then you let them go free, don't you?
Also...
everyone knows what happened last night.
I bet. And it's not like that bastard can't say anything.
It seems like my personality is being possessed by someone else.
No, it's not my personality.
It's like the loser inside of me is being awakened.
What are you talking about? You were always a loser, weren't you?
That's true...
Someone like me...
has always been a loser from the start.
Oh my! You've actually turned into a nutcase.
Is that what happened?
Is it because you and Kondo-san got into a big fight in the middle of the night?
Is that the reason?
Not exactly...
I wish that were the case.
Are you worried that Itou-sensei will steal the Shinsengumi?
I'm not sure... But at the rate he's going,
he has reached your level and even surpassed you.
Toushi! I think that Itou-sensei is necessary for the Shinsengumi!
Kondo-san! You don't get it at all!
Organizations can't be led by big talk alone!
What do you think is the root cause of this?
It's hard to say.
Ever since my patrol yesterday, my neck has been hurting.
Let me see! Let me see!
What the hell is this?
Is this a new variety of loser bugs?
Let me have the escort mission. You go back first.
When you're with me, you're going to be looked down on by Itou.
Alright, I'll take you up on that offer.
Hijikata-san. I have a favor to ask of you.
We're going to do the Shogun's hair? But we don't even have a license!
If we mess up even a little bit...
All three of our heads will be rolling on the floor.
He's vomiting!
What a wimp-aru.
I don't know about generals, but aren't their hairstyles all the same?
- Let me handle this! - You're going to?
Welcome!
What kind of hairstyle do you want today?
Do you want it combed high? Do you want it shaved?
Or do you...
There it goes!
What the hell are you doing?! Do you want to die?!
I got a whiff of Shinpachi's vomit and it affected me-aru.
It affected you? What if it sprays onto the Shogun, what are you going to do?
Can you...
help me restyle my hair?
Can you shave the top?
Yes! Understood!
Hey, he asked to shave his head.
Restyle his hair and shave the top... Who's going to do it?
My hands are shaking so hard and they can't stop.
I voluntarily quit!
- I'll go! - Really?
- Don't throw up again. - Trust me-aru.
She is shaving it really well.
Maybe she shaved her dad's hair before?
It's possible.
Not bad. Not bad.
It's not bad.
What... is that?
What is it exactly?
That's... probably it, huh?
The Shogun's...
How disgraceful! You have to keep this place clean!
There's a golden retriever's poop on the ground!
No, that's not right!
That's the Shogun's hairbun.
Even if you destroy the evidence at the speed of light, it doesn't solve the problem!
No!
That's 100% a golden retriever's shit!
Regardless of the color, size, or other factors,
that was definitely shit from a golden retriever!
There's no room for explanation!
Where the hell is the golden retriever then?!
It's okay.
It's definitely going to be okay.
His hair is just a little bit shorter is all. It's still possible to tie up a bun.
I'm going to tie it. Yeah, we can still tie it.
Now then... Please let me tie it!
It's not long enough at all!
I told you that it's impossible!
Don't say that...
Just a little bit more... like this...
Pull it up!
Gin-san!
The Shogun is crying!
The Shogun is at his limit!
His face is bursting!
Stop it! I'm begging you!
Stop!
Gin-san, don't pull anymore! Let him go!
No!
The bun is tied now.
His face has totally changed...
His skin is super tight!
I wonder if he likes it... He's smiling.
He's not smiling! His face is pulled apart like that!
I'm sorry! I'll fix it right up! It hurt a bit, didn't it?
How are you going to fix it?!
Pick up the hairbun that you just threw outside!
I'll stick it back on and return it back to normal!
Got it!
It's gone! Where's the hairbun?
Where is it?
Gin-san! I found it-aru!
Well done, Kagura!
Why is it pixelated?
And... it kind of stinks.
I finally found it-aru.
A golden retriever's poop.
Toushi sure is late. The meeting has already started.
This meeting is very important too.
Kondo-san, this is perfect timing.
I want to have a discussion about him.
I'm sure you're all aware about his behavior these past two days.
He imposed strict discipline for his team.
But now he has violated several of these rules.
He's even late to the meeting now.
Even if he doesn't get punished, he needs to explain his actions to the team.
Sensei, please wait a minute!
Toushi must have his reasons for being late...
I'm not only talking about this meeting.
Of course, I know that he has made very big contributions to the Shinsengumi thus far.
Without him, there would be no Shinsengumi like there is today.
That's why I'm very reluctant in making these kinds of suggestions.
He's the symbol and role model of the Shinsengumi.
But what are we going to do about him?
Once he violates the rules,
naturally, he has to accept the punishments...
that everyone else gets.
But because it's him, he should have a severe punishment.
Kondo-san, please handle it wisely.
Hold on. Toushi must be...
Sorry I'm late, Okita-san!
I found Dragon Quest 11 in a small electronics shop in the countryside!
The lastest volume of One Piece is out of stock everywhere,
but it just happened to be in that conveniece store over there!
Damn it! He set me up!
These guys...
joined forces and framed me!
[Otaku Summit]
[Host Tahara Naijie] The phenomenon of Neets and Hikkimori's...
A large number of dispirited young people have emerged.
The Otaku are considered a no good group of people.
I found 100 of them today.
The young people claiming to be an Otaku
will tell us their outlook on life.
And the Hikkimori will explain to us why they don't leave their homes.
Let's explore this in depth.
Not good!
No matter what job I try to look for, the Shogun is always there.
Holy crap! The show has started already-aru!
What are you doing?
I need to record Shinpachi on this show!
Oh, Shinpachi said that he couldn't go to work today.
But I'm not in the mood to go though.
Ah, rent... What am I going to do about the rent?
Today, we have two groups of people here.
Representatives of Anime Otaku and Idol Otaku.
I hope everyone can share their views with enthusiasm.
Now, please raise your hand if you want to express your opinion first!
Then, we'll start with number 53 who raised his hand the fastest.
I would like people to reconsider the stereotype that all Otaku are Neets and Hikkimori's.
[Captain of Terakado Tsu Fanclub, Shinpachi] There are Otaku's out there
[Captain of Terakado Tsu Fanclub, Shinpachi] who have jobs and work hard in our society!
He's right.
What's that guy doing?
Did you forget?
Shinpachi is the captain of the idol Terakado Tsu-chan fanclub.
I know that, but what is he up to?
We are just investing in the things that we love.
There's absolutely nothing to be embarrassed about.
Yeah!
I see. Then, let's have number 31 speak...
This program targets the Otaku.
They are attempting to stigmatize our behavior!
- That's the problem with Japan today! - Okay, okay, okay, we understand.
Hey... He's being really annoying.
He's going to be thrown out by the audience.
Number 31, what do you think of number 53's opinions?
It's problematic to generalize the Otaku.
He's starting to get fired up-aru!
No, no... He needs to stop.
I need to hurry and record! Otherwise, it's going to be a waste!
We are at least cheering for idols in real life.
I don't understand why people fall in love with girls in Anime or games.
Hey!
What do you mean by that, number 53?!
If you fall in love with 2D girls, you will never get any results.
Isn't it just a waste of time?
Don't give us that bullshit!
Sonoka-chan lives in my heart!
I want to refute that. Will you let me?
Um...
[Anime Otaku, Toushi] Number 53 is saying that...
they're living more in reality because they like 3D while we like 2D, but...
Can I ask you something?
Do you think that you're going to be able to marry those idols you're cheering on someday?
Well, that's...
You can't, right?
So basically, even though it's 3D or 2D, we will both end up with a loveless outcome.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
It's not the same! They are different!
Indeed, it's hard for fans to marry their idols,
but it's not 100% impossible!
It's 100% impossible for you guys though!
No, that's not true.
Without a doubt.
It's not impossible? After all, idols exist in reality.
No, this unrealistic idea shows that you ignore reality.
You bastard! How dare you speak to our captain like that?!
Go!
Oh boy! The Idol and Anime Otakus are fighting!
That Toushi guy is pissing me off-aru!
Get him! Get him!
Hey, I don't want to see the scuffle among the Otaku's.
In the end, I couldn't record it.
This machine is broken.
It's too big! Of course, that's not going to fit in there!
Where did you find it?!
Huh?
Is that guy... him?
Okita-kun, I'm surprise that you trust me.
I heard that you two knew each other before the establishment of the Shinsengumi.
I thought you were completely on Hijikata's side.
Hijikata's?
Is there such a faction? That's the first time I've heard about it.
You're really a shrewd man. What do you want?
I want the position of Vice Commander, of course.
Your wish...
I promise to help you achieve it.
Are you okay with this?
I don't mind if he wants to be the Vice Commander.
But why are you trying to get rid of Hijikata?
Shinohara-kun...
Do you think I got into the senseless battle with Hijikata-kun in order to become Vice Commander?
Do you even understand what I'm doing, Shinohara-kun?
Do you know what the greatest misfortune of the Samurai is?
It is something that can't be understood.
No matter how talented you are...
No matter how hard you try...
If you don't understand, then you won't be able to assess this question.
I've never had a true companion.
I've never had one when I became a child prodigy in school.
And I've never had one when I mastered the ways of the sword.
Later on, I had to withstand the trend of trying to get rid of the Amanto.
But my heart's desire has never been satisfied.
It never occurred to me...
that I would find a friend in this place.
However...
my greatest misfortune is the person who knows me the most is my biggest enemy.
Wait until Hijikata is removed.
Then...
after Kondo Isao is assassinated...
the Shinsengumi will be mine.
That guy really is after the Vice Commander.
I need to hurry and inform him!
I'm really sorry.
I didn't expect you to be there...
Hijikata-san.
No... It's okay.
As long as this limited edition
super premium Kosai Sonoka 1/8 scaled Anime figure is unharmed, then it's all good.
- Eh? - Eh?
Um...
Are you... really Hijikata-san?
What are you talking about, Sakatashi?
Sakatashi?!
Here, have a look!
[Shinsengumi Vice Commander: Hijikata Toushiro] I am the real
Hijikata Toushiro de gozaru! (de gozaru: old timey way of ending a sentence)
Gozaru?!
Whoa! Kagurashi!
That outfit is a Papaya Chinese girl cosplay outfit, isn't it?
It must have been expensive to make.
Can I get a few pictures of it?
Then, stand there please!
Alright!
Here I go! I'm taking them now!
So cute!
You're so cute!
Why is she acting all shy?
Can you give me more Papaya poses? Some more poses! A few more Papaya poses!
Aw... Nice! Nice! A gorgeous Papaya!
Gorgeous Papaya! Gorgeous Papaya! Oh, a Papaya spin!
- Thank you! - Papaya!
Can you pose into the camera? Pose into the camera! This camera can't take it! This camera can't take it!
Okay! How about a once-in-a-millennium pose next?
Ready, set...
That's it! Great!
Thanks! I've been waiting for this for a long time, I really have!
Thank you!
Thanks. Thank you so much.
Can you cosplay as Love Punk next time?
Is that okay? If you do, I will be very happy de gozaru!
So cute. Thank you.
Um, Hijikata-san...
What is it, Shimurashi?
What happened to your job? What are you doing out here in broad daylight?
My job?
Yes.
If you're talking about the Shinsengumi, I was fired de gozaru.
What?!
You quit the Shinsengumi?!
Why?!
I got bored with having unnecessary relationships.
It's a dangerous job too.
I'm looking for ways to survive without working.
I think that once you start working, you have admitted defeat.
You're a Neet. You're thinking like a total Neet!
Is that so? You guys look like pretty big Neets too.
Who the hell is a Neet?!
We are hard-working workers now!
Of course, of course. By the way, Sakatashi...
You like manga too, right?
Since yesterday, I've started drawing a Love Punk doujinshi,
but do you want to sell it at the Summer Comic Con with me?!
Do you think these children sketches are going to sell?!
What should we do, Gin-san?
Does a person's personality change this much in a short period of time?
The demon-like Vice Commander is gone now-aru.
[Gengai's Workshop]
I see.
It's his neck.
It's in his neck. His neck has a chip implanted into it.
"Loser Man Type" is written on the chip.
A chip?
In order to control the people, the Amanto need to avoid uprisings.
And so they did research on making these chips.
How do I explain this?
This kind of chip weakens a person's will to fight.
As long as it's embedded in the spine, which is connected to the brain,
it can cause a person to lose their fighting spirit.
You're saying they used to do this?
- They stopped doing it. - Why?
How should I say this?
It's because there's too many people.
They can't make enough chips for the whole nation.
It's too many! Everyone... is too much!
A lot! Everyone is too much! Too many!
They were talking about making enough for the Joui faction,
but in that case, wouldn't it be faster to just kill them all?
It would be faster that way. Killing them would be.
Then, everybody went, "Oh..."
Wouldn't it be faster? "Oh..."
And then, everyone just went, "Oh..." And then they had a calm conversation.
We got it.
Hey, hey. I heard that several chips have been stolen from the research room from my Bunshin friend.
Way to go, Bunshin-aru!
That's just like when Lupin was young and he invaded the castle of the powerful Riostro!
And then he stole the goat bill and shot him with a whistle! Wasn't it because he saved Claris?!
Yeah, yeah... Yeah.
What is this guy saying?
Right? He needs to shut up, right?
Hurry and get rid of his chip.
No way, no way!
Even doctors with more advanced skills than me can't do it!
I mean the chip is stuck to his spine.
Pulling it out might damage his nearby nerves.
Not even the best doctor can do it. No way, no way.
- I can. - He can.
Eh? But aren't you expensive? How much do you charge?
- 200 million yen. - He said 200 million yen.
Do you have that?
No.
- Then, it's a no-go, huh? - He said a no-go.
Isn't he the guy that does forensics in Aibou?
Uh...
Isn't there anything you can do?
A way to fix this stupid chip.
Then... I guess we have no choice, but to do that.
Itou... Itou wants to kill Kondo-san.
I need to notify the Vice Commander as soon as possible!
Otherwise, the Vice Commander will be in danger!
You are...
It's impossible. I can't.
I'm a loser.
This guy is no good. We need to change the pilot.
You need to go, Toushi!
The future of mankind is in your hands!
No... I'm scared. I want to run away.
Why does it have to be me?!
I don't think he can do it-aru. Call someone else-aru.
Hey, Hakase! Don't let him pilot that. Let me do it!
Toushi... you really can't do it?
It's not impossible! He can do it!
Don't forget that he used to be called the Demon Vice Commander.
My dog is more of a demon than he is!
Toushi, switch with me.
Toushi! Are you going to stay a coward forever?!
Hurry up and attack!
I don't know how to attack!
I want to run away! I can't do this!
Toushi! Don't give up!
He's a complete loser-aru.
It's better for him to die.
You loser!
Even if you provoke me, there's nothing I can do.
I'm afraid of fighting.
I want to go home and watch Anime!
This chip is way too powerful after all.
This level of stimulation doesn't work, huh?
This was originally the best way to cure someone from being a loser.
This is absolutely ******* irritating.
Eh? He's smoking?!
Does that mean Hijikata-san is back?
Alright! The old man's treatment worked-aru!
No, I know this myself.
This is my last cigarette.
This is the end of Hijikata Toushiro.
My personality will be completely taken over by the chip in a few minutes.
My time limit is up.
Well, whatever.
This is the last smoke. Whether it's made from rice straw or wood.
Listen up.
There's no time. I'll only say it once.
This is my first and final request for you guys.
Please...
protect...
our Shinsengumi!
You are the legendary swordsman...
Kawakami Bansai.
Did the "Thousand Bansai" people actually exist?
I am now...
Kiheitai's Bansai.
Kiheitai?
Itou...
Do you have a secret connection to the Kiheitai?
Yamazaki-kun. Fighting and killing won't change the world.
We need to be on good terms with each other.
I balance the interests of both parties and maintain the peace.
The way your commander does things
won't make the Shinsengumi stronger.
I'm going to give the Shinsengumi a rebirth.
I'll make us stronger and bigger.
And then I'll become the ark that this world needs.
You're just doing what you want.
I don't know how far you'll get though.
The Bushido way doesn't accept empty shells of men.
No one will follow you.
I will...
follow those guys...
to the very end.
Are you going to try and get to Hijikata until you die?
Is that your so-called "Bushido way?"
I'll leave this to you, Bansai-dono.
I'll give you guys the honor of defeating the Joui faction.
Good for you guys. You will be able to implement this "Bushido way" that you love so much.
I will make sure to tell your supervisors for you.
No, I guess there's no need.
They will be joining you soon after all.
What's happening in the Shinsengumi?
He was implanted with a strange chip,
then expelled from the Shinsengumi.
Who knows.
Whatever is happening in the Shinsengumi, it has nothing to do with us.
It's better not to get involved too deeply.
But Hijikata-san begged us to help.
Even though he has so much pride,
Hijikata-san humbled himself and asked for help, so it must be pretty serious.
Um... Sakatashi...
Today, there's a sale of a rare limited edition Love Punk figure,
but each person can only buy one.
But I want one for a collection...
one to look at...
and one to play with. So that will add up to three.
And so I have a very important request for you guys!
You just stirred up our emotions with your humbling request a while ago, didn't you?!
Where did your shame go?!
You just listed three ways on how to play with your dolls!
You big pervert-aru!
I was a fool for worrying about you!
Vice Commander!
There's an emergency, Vice Commander!
Please come back to headquarters at once!
- What happened? - Yamazaki-san...
He was killed by an unknown person!
Yamazaki-san was killed?!
We haven't found the murderer yet.
Anyways, please come back to us right now.
But I was fired.
No one cares about that! Come on, hurry up!
Go to where Yamazaki is.
Fly up!
Ow, it hurts, Sakatashi!
You're pulling my clothes along with my skin!
It's like a Gundam just dropped a huge bomb on me!
My hands and heads are breaking!
Shut up! You need to shut the hell up!
What's going on?!
Why is the Shinsengumi trying to kill Hijikata-san?!
Holy moly! Kagurashi is amazing!
She's like a replica of the machine doll.
Shut up!
Who's going to shut him up?!
This is the 3rd squad reporting. Please answer.
Have you found Hijikata?
Yes, we did.
But he had a super, super cute assistant that we couldn't defeat-aru!
Aru?
Kill him anyway, no matter what!
If Hijikita is around, killing Kondo won't mean anything.
In other words, before we kill Kondo,
we have to eliminate any potential rebellion.
As long as Kondo and Hijikata are dead,
then the Shinsengumi will be loyal to Itou Kamotarou.
He's going to assassinate Kondo-san and Hijikata-san?
Remember to blame it on blasphemy.
If this plan is exposed at this delicate stage,
the Shinsengumi will be divided in two.
Kondo is scheduled to board a train arranged by Itou.
Which train is it?
Weren't you guys listening?!
Chief Matsudaira took the Shogun to the Hakone hot springs.
We were told to guard them.
The Shogun again?!
It's a lie, of course!
Kondo was tricked into coming like a fool.
All the members on the train are all loyal to Itou.
He's all alone.
Kondo is destined to fall into the pits of hell.
This train will pass through Bushuu, right?
It's the hometown where I grew up with Sougo and Toushi.
That was the place where we got into constant fights.
It still hasn't changed now that I think about it.
Sometimes I feel anxious.
I'm not sure if I've gotten more mature over the years.
Have I made any progress or growth?
You are an excellent samurai.
I've never seen anyone as honest as you.
I wonder if we will become good friends...
You're flawless and have a pure white innocence.
You can accept anything and be dyed in any color.
I think that everyone in the Shinsengumi
needs to be layed out on a white cloth
and start spreading their own colors until they form one big picture.
If I compare myself to you, my color is black.
I can't become any color.
On the contrary, I will blacken everything.
I'm sorry, Kondo-san.
Your Shinsengumi has been dyed all black.
Sensei, you're really good! You say some funny stuff!
Are we all dyed in black?
I see. I guess it is true that we are pretty white.
But... I wonder...
if I'm just dyed black because I have a lot of body hair.
We are painting our colors on a white cloth?
They're not as naive as you think.
I don't know about the men around you, but they aren't like that.
I don't think you could call them white.
They are red.
It's a red that keeps burning and stains everything.
They are persistent and won't be stolen by anything new.
In the end, they're bothersome with their attachment.
It's quite nerve-racking.
But you know what, Sensei?
Even if you gather up a bunch of dirt,
it'll eventually become something visible as the years go by.
Before I knew it, we became a wonderful team.
They don't have an education or idealogy.
They're a group who act before they think.
I have no idea what goes on in their heads.
Sensei.
You can't control them.
They won't be dyed in any other color.
Nor will they be tainted by anything!
Okita-kun, what are you doing?
You should be guarding the entrance.
What the hell are you doing, you bastard?
I asked what the hell are you doing, you shitty asshole.
Let him go.
Okita-kun.
Why are you talking to Itou-sensei like that?
I said to take your hands off of him!
Sougo...
Okita-kun.
You're on Hijikata's side after all.
You got close to me and acted as a spy to monitor my movements.
Betraying Hijikata was all part of your act too?
It wasn't an act.
I told you.
I just want to be the Vice Commander of the Shinsengumi and that's it.
Whoever dares to stand in my way, I will get rid of them.
Hijikata is gone.
Next...
It's your turn, of course, Itou-sensei.
I won't be controlled by you or Hijikata.
I only have one person I'm loyal to.
Give him to me!
Being next to Kondo...
That's my seat!
You're a real work of art.
You used me to get rid of Hijikata.
And after you did that, you were going to get rid of me?
That chip cost me a lot of money.
It looks like you're going to have to pay for it.
It's not a price I can pay for, right?
It's fine.
My goal is to become the commander of Shinsengumi.
Kondo-san... At this rate, he's going to be killed.
Hijikata-san!
Get a hold of yourself, Hijikata-san!
I don't know. I don't know.
If you continue like this, someone special to you and even your special team...
All of it might vanish!
Gin-chan, what are we going to do?
Please protect... our Shinsengumi.
Kagura. Connect the radio to all the patrols and headquarters.
Yes, sir!
Hello? Can you hear me?
You tax thieves.
Whether you're an Itou or a bottle of mayonnaise, who cares.
All of you tax thieves need to listen to me.
Go after the train that Kondo is on right away.
Otherwise, your commander's head might just come off.
This is an order to all of you!
Otherwise, all of you should commit seppuku for lacking the Bushido spirit.
Are you kidding me?! Who the hell are you?!
You bastard, you better watch your mouth. Who am I?
I'm the Vice Commander of the Shinsengumi,
Hijikata Toushiro, you little shit!
I can't stand your stupidity anymore.
This is perfect.
If the Shinsengumi are going to be wiped out, then you might as well disappear too.
I'll take you all to your graves.
This isn't a joke. I'm not going.
Don't just do what you want
and throw all of your troubles on other people!
Are you the kind of man who asks others for help?
Are you the kind of man
who pushes the responsibility of the Shinsengumi on others?
Like hell you are. If you really want to die, then you need to die beside your comrades.
That's what the real Hijikata Toushiro would do!
That hurts.
I said that hurts, you bastard!
Could it be...
Hijikata-san?!
Itou-sensei!
The explosion area is in flames! It's dangerous to stay here any longer!
Don't stop the train!
If we stop this train, then Kondo will escape.
Those two only have each other.
And this train is full of our men only.
As long as the train continues, then it's a game of cat and mouse.
I'm sorry, Sougo.
All of this happened because of me.
How can I apologize to you?!
How am I going to apologize to you and Toushi?!
Sougo, what are you doing?! Open the door!
Kondo-san.
If the commander is killed, then we're defeated.
Stay here and avoid that.
Don't give me that bullshit and open the door!
Kondo-san.
I already told you, didn't I?
Your only flaw is that you trust people too much.
You trust anyone without a second thought.
In the end, you even got swindled by that sly fox.
Well... I thought something like this was bound to happen.
What are you doing?! Hey! Stop! Sougo!
Don't! Sougo!
Hey!
But... because of you, we formed a team.
Because of you...
we fought side by side.
I'm willing to give up my life...
in order to protect you.
Sougo!
If you die, I... I...
Sougo!
Itou-sensei!
One of the train compartments was separated!
Start up the power for the rear compartment.
Don't let Kondo escape.
Yes, sir.
Okita-kun.
I thought you were smarter than this.
Are you planning on fighting all of us by yourself?
You let Kondo escape alone and stayed behind to die by enemy hands.
Do you want be a hero and tragically sacrifice yourself?
But... that's too bad.
Kondo will die just like I planned.
We're not the only ones on this battlefield.
Is it the Kiheitai?
Sorry, Itou-san.
Actually, I'm not alone either.
Who is that?
That's...
Impossible. That's...
Time for an official business inspection-aru!
Did you think we'd be waiting for our hands to get tied?!
Hijikata!
How could he be here?
That hurt! I'm scared!
You bastard!
Can you act cool for just a little bit?
I wanted you to act cool in front of your comrades!
If the Vice Commander is still alive, then it will boost morale!
When you hit me earlier, I thought you went back to normal!
It's impossible!
I'm not capable of doing this kind of thing!
Sakatashi! I'll leave it to you!
Those eyesores are catching up to us.
However...
an army won't be enough to destroy them.
Hijikata-kun...
What exactly can he do against us?
I'll going to... eliminate all of you.
You're the one who's going to get eliminated.
I can somewhat see it on your faces.
But are you guys really prepared to die?
Article 21 of the Shinsengumi law states...
"Anyone who conspires with the enemy must be punished."
I will...
take care of all of you.
Can't you see your situation clearly?
I'm the one with the upper hand right now.
And you are the only rebel.
The rules laid down by Hijikata have no meaning anymore.
Your Shinsengumi is going to disappear now.
Get rid of him. I'm going after Kondo.
I'm the 1st Division Captain of the Shinsengumi.
I'll teach you guys one last thing.
When you are cornered and overwhelmed by great strength...
the best way to bridge that gap of strength is...
to control your breathing...
calm the inside of your body...
and then wait for the best opportunity.
Attack me all together!
And then...
Make a reservation in hell.
Bansai.
It's almost time.
I know.
It's going just as planned.
Edo's security is wide open.
Itou Kamotarou...
He's a pretty capable man, isn't he?
This is a great opportunity.
Go and get rid of... the Shogun.
The traitor is coming out to die!
Shinpachi!
Would you like to go to a different hostess club today?
Katakuriko.
Other than the hostess club, is there any other nightlife place that's fun in Edo?
No!
Hey, hey. The road is blocked off.
We can't go to the hostess club like this.
Hey, driver, stop right here.
Oh my, what do we have here?
Aren't you guys from the Bansai river?
Get out of the way, or I'll arrest you.
You bastard...
Why are you...
Why are you in a place like this?
I heartlessly expelled you...
But you came here for my sake...
Toushi!
Why did you come here?
You dumbass!
Eh? Terrible!
Kondo-san, are you okay?
Oh no. There's a dead gorilla lying on the floor.
What the hell are you guys doing?!
There he is. Are you all right?
I heard that you were almost assassinated.
I was almost assassinated by you a few seconds ago!
Anyway... why are you guys together with Toushi?
It's strange that you guys would come to help me.
Those were his last words.
Last words?
His soul was taken by a brain-altering chip.
Right now he's just a loser Otaku.
And he can't be restored.
A chip that alters the human brain?
Hey... What did Toushi ask you guys to do in that state?
He told us to protect the Shinsengumi.
Since it's too much of a pain in the ass, I just brought him over to you to fix.
Our job is finished.
We'll be taking a fat paycheck now.
Yorozuya.
I have a request for you guys as well.
This can also be regarded as my last words.
Eh? Didn't you hear the paycheck part?
Take Toushi and get out of here.
All of this is my responsibility.
I don't want to get Toushi involved in this battle.
I ignored his warning when he told me to be weary of Itou.
And even though he made only minor mistakes,
I agreed to expel him.
Toushi...
Something happened to him that I didn't know about.
I didn't even know that he was...
so bent on protecting the Shinsengumi.
He has a lot of pride...
but he bowed down his head to you guys.
He entrusted the Shinsengumi to you guys.
I'm sorry, Toushi...
I'm sorry, everyone...
I...
I'm a huge idiot.
Please notify all the vehicles to leave the battlefield immediately.
Kondo Isao has died in battle.
I don't want my companions to continue killing each other.
Everyone on the Yamato squad!
Our Commander, Kondo Isao, has been rescued safely!
Victory belongs to us!
Those who humiliate the Commander is an enemy!
They're scum!
I'm going to punish you in the name of the moon!
Who is this?! Who is asking us to do this?!
Who am I?
I'm the Shinsengumi's Vice Commander,
Hijikata Toushiro!
Hijikata-san?
Kondoshi.
I'm going to put my life in your hands!
In return, you have an obligation to me!
That is...
you can't die.
No matter what happens, you have to live!
No matter how humiliated you are!
No matter how many comrades you have to sacrifice!
You have to live!
As long as you exist, the Shinsengumi will not disappear.
Kondo-san.
You are the soul of the Shinsengumi.
We are protecting you as your sword.
Toushi...
How can a broken sword protect someone?
I spent a lot of money to turn you into a useless loser.
Since it looks like you have overcome it, I guess I have no other option but to destroy you.
You bastard.
So you made me like this?
Now then, pull out your sword if you can!
Hijikata-san!
There are things that even an Otaku can do when they need to! Please show him!
Pull out the sword, you little shit!
It's getting dark. Why are you playing around? Hurry up and draw your sword!
Shut the hell up!
I'll do it! I'll draw my sword!
This is the world's biggest Genkidama! (Genkidama: spirit bomb in Dragonball Z)
Give me strength!
Yorozuya!
What is it?
I heard your shitty preaching loud and clear!
You're acting all high and mighty!
Let me tell you something, you bastard!
Thank you!
Hey, are you Toushi again?
Are you the real Toushi now?
I...
I am Hijikata Toushiro!
If you want to get Kondo, you'll have to go through me first!
I won't let anyone get across!
Nobody is getting across!
You won't defile our soul!
I'm the only one who's going to protect Kondo Isao!
I am the Shinsengumi's Vice Commander,
Hijikata Toushiro!
Bring it on!
The time for our victory has come!
You've got some guts challenging me, the Chief of the Police Department.
I admire your courage.
However...
As soon as I give an order, the Shinsengumi will come.
Oh, wrong side.
Calling to the Shinsengumi.
I took Shou-chan out to have some fun,
but we're surrounded by the Kiheitai.
Please dispatch someone immediately.
Okay. The siren will ring very soon.
Or not.
The Shinsengumi went to Hakone to soak in the hot springs.
Is that right?
Then, I'll have to deal with you personally.
Can you move a little more to the middle? A little more to the middle.
You're too serious! Smile more!
Here I go!
Alright, say cheese!
Okey dokey!
Time to switch.
I'm sorry for getting you into something troublesome.
It's always risky for men to come out and play with some fire.
Running away is pointless.
You guys...
are very well-trained in order to get this far...
I'm getting fired up.
Hey, hey...
This is not a place for women and children to play at.
Look who's talking.
You must not be anything special after getting tired at this level.
I don't plan on being sweet or grateful to you guys.
Well, we can get your wounds treated at the Hakone hot springs.
I didn't ask you to do that.
Attack!
That was dangerous!
I'm surrounded by the Kiheitai.
Mobilize immediately!
Gin-san... the Shogun, he's...
Yeah... Is that how it's like?
That bastard, Takasugi...
Gin-san, Edo... and the Shogun are in danger!
But you know, you know... Do we have an obligation to protect the Shogun?
If they kill the Shogun,
then Takasugi Shinsuke will start killing people!
Even if you tell me that...
[Long wait.]
Katsura Kotaro!
Gintoki. I didn't really have any intention in helping the Shinsengumi,
but I can't ignore the Kiheitai.
Let me help you.
Takasugi intends to destroy Edo.
Hey, Elizabeth!
I'm about to say some cool lines!
Elizabeth! Elizabeth!
We'll leave the Shinsengumi to Katsura-san.
We need to head back to Edo!
It's far, we can't go back there that fast. This place is out in the countryside.
Ginnoji!
Get on this!
We'll be able to get to Edo in no time!
Ginnoji!
Get on this thing!
[Hakuto]
[To Edo City]
Hey... are you sure that thing is safe?
What do you mean? It's just a raccoon. Look at it.
And it's washing apples, man.
This time, I've cleverly avoided paying a fee.
Quickly! Let's go to where Mei-chan is right away!
He said Mei-chan.
The next door *****.
This isn't good!
Not on that side too!
This is...
I ended up having to put out a little more effort than I thought.
Will I get paid overtime?
Sougo!
Welcome!
I heard that a bunch of fellows wanted to assassinate the Shogun.
In order to lure them out,
I took the Shogun out everywhere.
Thank you for throwing yourself into the net.
Are you okay with being in Edo City without the Shinsengumi?
I heard that the Commander was kidnapped.
They did a pretty good job.
But if the Commander is killed,
then it's like a dragon without its head, isn't it?
You deserve a lot of praise.
My boss told me to assassinate the Shogun.
Even if I have to kill other people...
I will bring back the Shogun's head.
That's to be expected of the Bansai people.
Come and show us what you got!
How interesting.
I didn't expect the inside of Edo City to be this different.
It's directly connected to the Amanto building.
You guys are helpless puppets, huh?
Alright, your last opponent is this old man here.
Come on!
You should mourn for the loss of the old Shogunate more than this.
You should be able to go to hell peacefully.
Bring it on!
I don't know how strong you are,
but this old man is not your opponent.
Here, take this back.
Huh? Isn't this our uniform?
Your men entrusted me with a ton of work.
Enter the amount of the reward on here. I need it to pay for my rent.
You can clearly see that, can't you?
No, I'm an old flower.
You can see it.
I wrote it very big.
Let me see.
I used to have 2.0 vision... when I was young.
Huh?
Young man, you look like that girl at the hostess club.
You've got the wrong person.
- And the guy at the barber shop... - You're totally mistaken!
Move. I'll take care of this guy.
Don't be so serious. He's just a substitute.
That's what I thought.
If the Chief of the Police Department takes the real Shogun around with him,
then he should be fired.
The real one is here.
This is the feed from the Hakone hot springs.
So that means that the real one actually did escape to Hakone.
You really do have a good backbone.
I wonder about that.
I wanted to change my image.
It was the real you that day, wasn't it?!
Shigeshige's Secret Onsen Tour.
The name of the hot spring is "Miyagami's Onsen."
The onsen here is open air...
Sorry, young man. I'll turn it off first.
Alright, let's go to the hostess club.
Thank you.
You're going to the hostess club again?
How about going to a bar today?
Hey, you're going to the hostess club in this situation?
Hey!
You... You're one of Takasugi's men, right?
My rhythm and tempo is out of sync now.
I give up on assassinating the Shogun.
But... I can't let you go back alive.
Hey! Take off the headphones when people are talking to you!
Who taught you such manners? You march to the beat of your own drum.
Sakata Gintoki.
No... "White Demon."
Why did you join the Shinsengumi?
Can you hear me, you bastard?!
Why are you working together with that Itou guy from the Shinsengumi?
You even tried to assassinate the Shogun.
What do you guys really want?
We are not partners with the renegade.
And we know full well when people violate benevolence and righteousness.
No one is willing to follow them.
Then...
are you using Itou and the Shinsengumi as tools in order to control Edo?
He's quite the poor fellow.
But it's too late to stop him now.
He is destined to die with the Shinsengumi.
What have you guys done?
Those guys won't die by your traps.
I sure hope you're right.
A genius is always lonely.
Nobody can understand me.
I'm not going to give in to the men here.
Nobody knows me.
Nobody has ever found my true value.
In that case...
I'll have to show my ability to the world.
I have to take the Shinsengumi as my own.
I want to build it myself and control the world.
I'll engrave the existence of Itou Kamotarou...
into everyone's hearts.
Is it okay to be that notorious?
For you to do that, don't you need to favor him in order to kill him?
Favor him?
I should have favored Kondo quite a bit.
I'm willing to be under that incompetent commander in order to use him later.
He thanked me. I don't remember him ever complaining about me.
Itou.
Do you think that everyone is an idiot except you?
Are you upset that those fools don't understand you?
Do you want to show your true abilities?
Don't take yourself too seriously.
You are just...
one person.
I know what you're really after.
Hijikata...
I see...
I won.
I finally beat Hijikata!
Does Itou...
Does he know you used him to assassinate the Shogun?
There's no way that he would.
His goal is to be the commander of the Shogunate.
We took advantage of his pride and vanity.
You guys are pretty vile.
That kind of death is very suitable for him.
A traiter should die from betrayal.
Don't...
Stop!
No!
Stop!
I'm not someone who should die in a place like this!
Stop... I still have a lot to do.
I can do more... more...
Mother!
Look! I got full marks in school!
Kamotarou, please be quiet.
Your brother is sick right now.
I'm sorry.
I need to work harder, do a lot better.
If I work harder, they will surely acknowledge me.
Don't be so arrogant!
You're an idiot!
We hate you the most!
If I work harder and harder...
I will get everyone's approval.
One point!
Well done!
Kamo, you are doing great!
At such a young age, you already have great swordsmanship!
You must have worked hard.
Kamo! Go to Edo!
I'll recommend you into a famous dojo!
Why?
[Letter of Recommendation] I wonder why the younger twin brother
Kamotarou is so healthy?
No matter how talented Takahashi is, he just can't stand up to him.
Kamotarou has stolen everything from Takahashi for a long time.
It must be when Kamotarou was in my stomach,
he took away everything from Takahashi.
That kind of child shouldn't be born at all.
Hey! What are you going to do if Kamotarou heard you?
That was too harsh.
Why? Why won't people acknowledge me?
Please don't leave me alone.
Please be by my side.
Please hold my hand.
Kondo.
What are you doing?
What are you doing right now? Do you even understand?
I tried to kill you. I'm a traitor.
You being killed will bother me as the commander.
An incompetent commander will let his soldiers die.
So it's not a sin if you try to kill the incompetent commander.
I'm sorry that I'm not worthy of being your commander.
Sorry, Sensei.
I'm not... just only your brother-in-arms.
I also want you to be one of my drinking buddies...
One of my good friends! That's what you wanted, right?
There's a lot more I want to talk to you about!
Sensei!
What I wanted the most...
I've tried so hard... I haven't made any mistakes yet.
Please look at me more.
Please praise me more.
I didn't want status or reputation.
Even if nobody understands me...
What are you doing?!
What I really wanted was...
already there in front of me.
I wanted...
Sensei!
All I wanted was friendship.
Sensei!
Hijikata-kun.
I have one thing I want to tell you.
What a coincidence. Me too.
I hate you.
I hate you too.
I'll kill you one day.
So...
you can't die here!
As expected of the White Demon.
Even someone from Bansai can't kill you easily.
Don't get the wrong idea.
It's not easy to kill someone who's weak.
Let's get going.
I have to go get rid of all your little traps.
I need to hurry up and find them.
It's too late for that.
Well... I wonder about that.
Get down!
Sensei!
Itou... Itou!
Sensei! Sensei!
What are you stunned about?
Vice Commander. What's your order?
As you can see, the enemy no longer has a leader.
It's time to counterattack.
Come on, White Demon.
Let me drag you down to hell with this helicopter.
Don't screw with me!
White Demon!
Why on earth do you fight?!
What do you risk your life for?!
The Samurai's path to destruction is a downhill slope!
Even if you don't assist them,
sooner or later, this country will perish!
It's impossible for you to stop it by yourself!
This country has long lost the value of protection!
This country has been swallowed up by the Amanto and everyone is corrupt!
The Samurai have stopped trying to rebuild this country!
This country needs its belly cut open!
If you want to die... then just kill yourself.
Sakata Gintoki.
You're a dead man.
You used to protect the kingdom of Samurai.
You used to fight side by side with Shinsuke and Katsura.
You can't let go of your persistence. It controls you.
You're just a living undead.
What you wanted to protect is long gone!
The undead should go back to where they came from!
This string has the strength of steel.
I advise you not to pull too hard or it will break your hands and feet.
Shoot!
Take that crap off your ears and listen up!
I'm...
not fighting for this third-rate country.
Not even once!
If this country perishes... or the Samurai dies off...
I don't give a damn!
From the past till now... the thing I want to protect...
The one thing I want to protect...
has never changed!
Damn it all.
This kind of friendship exists, huh?
I never knew...
When I realized it, it was too late.
It's not easy to find such precious friendship.
When I found it, I destroyed it.
Will you give him to me?
Please... This person is already...
Yorozuya.
You helped us out a lot this time.
But we won't be able to fulfull this request.
Imagine how many people Itou has killed.
We have to take care of the traitors.
Hey, what are you saying?
Kondo-san.
Don't worry, he's already dying.
That's why...
That's why... they need to kill him.
Stand up, Itou!
Let's decide this with a duel.
Those guys...
They don't want him to die...
as a traitor.
In the end...
he will die as a comrade and a warrior.
They want him to die fighting with a companion.
Itou!
Hijikata!
Thank you.
The Shogunate is unexpectedly tenacious.
No...
Was Itou too vulnerable, or maybe...
Bansai, were you too weak?
I was interrupted halfway when I was about to kill him.
If I wasn't interrupted by him...
The most important thing is the rhythm and the prelude.
I don't think I did anything wrong.
Because if you are missing one of those, then it can't be done.
Bansai.
Don't you want to listen to my song?
No.
Their song is the cause of my defeat.
It was quite fascinating.
Eh?! This is bad!
They totally think I'm dead.
I changed my mind.
I want to hear your song again.
You have to keep on living.
I'm looking forward to the day that you let me hear some more fun songs.
So nobody knew...
that I was still alive.
This is bad...
I'm sorry! I'm still alive!
If I say that,
then the misunderstanding will be cleared...
What should I do?
But I feel bad about how things turned out this way.
I made everyone cry for me.
They're sleeping!
Those guys are reading Shonen Jump manga!
He's talking on his phone!
You're going to extend your suspension?
Yeah. Although it was an accident, I have a big responsibility for the team.
But you're not a loser anymore, right?
Hijikata-san, if you ever want to come back here,
you can come anytime!
I owe you guys a lot.
Where are you going?
Well...
I have to take full responsibility and move on.
Otherwise, they will laugh at me in hell.
I forgot the payment...
What are you going to do?
We still don't have a dime in our bank account!
That's bad. What are we going to do about the rent?
You guys are dead meat!
[Pay the rent quickly!] Will you pay rent or not?!
Oh crap! Run away!
Don't try to escape!
Okay... It seems that I have to pretend to be a ghost to frighten everyone.
You're in the way.
Vice Commander!
- Vice Commander! - Alright, sit down!
- Vice Commander! - Sit down.
- Vice Commander! - Sit already.
- Vice Commander! - Sit.
Pay the rent!
If you don't pay, it will triple!
Don't underestimate the strength of this old lady's feet!