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Aw, I still can't believe that you're leaving.
This space is not going to be the same without you.
Trust me, I don't want to go.
I wish I could take you girls with me but then
Jeff might think that's awkward.
I still can't get over the fact that
you're marrying somebody you met on a webcam.
Believe it,
by this time next week, I'll be Mrs. Jeffrey Yoshima.
I'm going to miss you so much.
Same.
So did you find my replacement yet?
Not quite yet.
However, me and Kimko
will be conducting more interviews later so
I'm sure we'll find someone.
I'm sure they'll be great.
Try not to forget me when I'm gone.
Oh please, you're irreplaceable.
and thank you so much again for allowing me to stay here.
You guys really saved me
and I promise I will keep the Japanese tradition going
after you're gone.
Aw.
I can bring you protect to this house
'cause I'm black belt.
It's pretty safe here.
It's never been safe.
You guys always keep it alert.
I feel it.
Where'd she get that from?
Oh my God.
We'll call you.
Great.
I'm sorry, Johnny,
but we're actually looking for somebody Japanese.
My name is Johnny and I am Japanese.
I am transcultural.
Transcultural?
Yes, it means even though I wasn't born Japanese,
I am Japanese and my soul is a Japanese.
I work in a Japanese karaoke bar.
I go to a Japanese credit union
and I only date Japanese girls.
I am a rice eater, if you know what I mean.
Well, that's all we need.
Thank you so much for coming out Johnny.
Next.
Okay, do you speak any English?
Huh?
Do you speak any English?
Yeah.
Okay, thank you so much for coming.
So what do you do Miho?
Oh, well mainly I foster cats.
Sometimes I help work as a barista,
but I try to spend as much time
with my fur baby as possible.
Oh, which reminds me, I need to bring them with me
of course.
I have four of my own
and I foster two to three at a time.
It's small apartment.
Oh, they don't need much space
and they are mostly friendly, well, eventually.
I don't think so.
It's so cute, I made this book for myself.
That is wonderful, it was great to meet you.
Well, thanks for coming out, Fumi.
It was wonderful meeting you.
Thank you for having me.
We will be in touch.
Hi, may I help you?
I'm here for the interview.
Did you make an appointment?
No, but I can be now.
I would like to see the apartment.
I guess you can squeeze one more in.
I'm Natalie, come on in.
I'm Miko.
My name is Kimko, welcome to our home.
Home.
Would you like a tour?
Follow me.
So, our landlord Ruben, is great.
He will fix anything in a snap,
so these will be your shelves,
these will be your drawers, and top shelf would be yours.
Very nice.
What is that?
Oh, that would be my room.
This is actually a two bedroom
that we converted into three bedroom.
Save a lot of money like that,
it takes up a little space but
you don't have to worry about that,
you get to have your own room.
Where's my room?
Follow me.
Small room.
Yes, but you get to have your own privacy.
The only thing we really ask for at night
is to keep the noise down
because we live on top of each other.
Seems very nice.
Is there anything I should know about this place,
like neighborhood?
It's pretty safe here.
So what do you do, Miko?
I sell homemade items online.
Oh, like Etsy?
I just bought this cutest earrings last week.
What do you make?
I make exotic hair pieces.
Like wigs?
So do you make it from horse hair, or synthetic
for cancer patients or for Halloween?
Oh no, I make it out of human hair
for anyone who likes it.
Oh, maybe you can make one for me?
I could.
So are you from around here?
No, I just moved to here.
I need a place to live now.
I would like to move in tonight.
That's not going to be possible.
We have more interviews to do in the morning.
I have no place to go.
My roommate's broke lease and I need a place to live now.
Hey, let's talk for a minute.
I don't know about her,
but something seems whack.
I think she's a little desperate, but sweet.
Let's do it and get this whole process over with.
We can't just rush into decision.
Why not?
She needs a place, we need to rent.
She's cute and quiet, I say yes.
Well we do need rent.
And she seems noble enough.
Well, we talked it over
and we're going to cancel the interviews tomorrow
so you can move in.
Thank you.
Welcome to our home.
I like to keep my personal space.
I'm so sorry.
Do you need any help moving in?
No.
I only have a few things.
Well, we are going out for dinner around the corner,
so would you like to join us?
No, thank you.
We can bring you back something.
I cook for myself.
All right then, we'll I'll talk to Ruben in the morning
and you can move in tomorrow.
No, I need to move in tonight.
Well, that's not going to be possible.
We have to do a background check.
I need a place to sleep tonight, please.
It's fine, let her stay.
Well, I guess it's fine.
We can take care of the rest in the morning.
Yeah!
You can borrow my key until you get your own.
Thank you, Kimko.
Well, we'll see you later.
Just lock up if you leave.
We are so sorry, he came out when I opened the door
and he went running out before I could catch him.
Aw, we love Dawson.
He couldn't even hurt us if he tried.
Who's a good boy?
We will have to bring you back a doggy bar.
We're going to the brewery, you wanna come?
You wanna come?
Oh no, Emilio and I are taking Dawson for a bedtime walk
and then we're going straight to bed with him.
Yeah baby.
We better get to sleep
or else I'm only going to get five hours,
but Natalie, Kimko, so nice to see you both.
We need to get together soon.
Is Shino still around?
No, she left today,
but we found a new roommate, Miko.
That's great.
Oh, we'll have to come by tomorrow
and welcome her to the building.
Absolutely.
Actually, all of us should hang out sometime.
We would love that.
But let's get going, I'm starving.
See you later.
Bye.
It smells like bleach here.
Well, that's cool.
This place could use a touch up.
Maybe she thinks we're dirty.
Sh, it's nighttime.
Nighttime is quiet time.
So sorry to wake you.
We are just getting in.
So how's your unpacking?
All done.
Wow, that went quick.
Can we have a look?
No.
Well, if you need help with unpacking your cookware,
there's plenty of space in the kitchen.
No.
I cook in here.
But we got tons of room.
No, I cook in here.
That's cool.
Thank you.
Now if you'll excuse me, I am very tired.
I must get some rest.
Right.
Well, make yourself at home.
Well, good night.
Good night.
Is it just me or does she seem fucked up?
I think she's just nervous.
It's hard to make friends sometimes.
Especially since we are so close already,
maybe she feels like she's being judged.
I don't know.
For some reason I feel like she's the one who's judging us.
Like we weren't even that loud when we came home.
Well, it's after midnight,
so she's right about being late.
Yeah, maybe you're right.
She's just so odd.
I mean, maybe it's not too late to change our minds.
Oh, come on, give it a chance.
Yeah, I'm probably just being paranoid.
Good talk.
So now I'm going to get some rest too,
and I suggest you do the same.
Ruben is going to be here bright and early tomorrow
to sign the paperwork.
Okay, then.
Good night.
I love this smell.
And I love you, Kimko.
Nice to meet you, Miko.
Normally we don't allow you to move in
until the background check,
but I've known Natalie and can Kimko for a while now,
so if you'd like to move in early, that's fine.
Just fill out this application
so I can put it in my records.
Thank you, sir.
You're welcome.
So how long have you known these girls, Miko?
Oh, I know them for awhile now.
That's great.
I hate online ads.
You meet some strange birds on the water.
I believe it.
I want to be put on the lease.
Oh, well I can't do that
until the background check clears.
My name is on the lease,
you don't have to worry about that.
No, I want my name on the lease.
Why don't we talk about it
once the background check clears?
That sounds like a good idea.
All done.
Great, thanks.
All right, I'll see you girls soon.
Miko, here's your key.
Welcome to the building.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you Ruben.
Bye guys.
Well, I guess it's official, you're part of the home now.
Oh, this is so exciting.
We should all go out and get to know each other better.
Don't you think Miko?
Maybe another time,
I have more to do around the house.
Oh however, I do need to go to a store.
I need more shelves.
Do you know where it is?
We got to go anyways, let's all go together.
No, I'll go by myself.
Nonsense, we can go out as a group.
Okay.
Get away from me, monster!
Someone get it away!
Dawson, come back, come back.
I'm so sorry about him.
He's a really friendly dog.
He's not going to hurt you.
Get the beast away from me.
Did he hurt you?
Yes.
Monsters like him should be kept on a leash.
We're so sorry.
He's usually very friendly.
He's just not familiar with you.
Pets should not be left off leash.
I'll go home and clean the room.
Oh, clean that poop, I hate it.
Wait, what about store?
Well, she seems nice.
Stop it.
We really should keep Dawson on a leash.
No, he didn't do anything.
He barely touched her.
You can't tell me she didn't make a big fuss
over Dawson for nothing and then storm off like that.
Maybe she's afraid of dogs.
I will talk to her later.
Hey, come on, let's go to the store.
Maybe she needs some space right now.
No, I'm not in the mood.
I want to go inside.
We're really sorry about Dawson.
Don't be sorry, he didn't do anything.
He barely touched her.
We will see you guys later.
All right.
I think she's exaggerating.
I mean, I had paper cuts worse than that.
Sh, keep it down, she might hear you.
I think she just likes attention.
Let me talk to her.
What is she doing in there?
I don't know.
I'm going to find out.
Hey, we just wanted to check on you
after what happened back there.
Emilio and Rachel are super sorry.
They didn't mean to scare you.
That dog hurt me.
I don't like animals.
He doesn't know any better, he's an innocent dog.
That dog should have stay locked up.
He's dangerous.
He barely touched you.
Maybe I should talk to Ruben about it.
It's an aggressive dog attacking my legs on leash
without its owner and pooping all over the floor.
I can't be the first person to complain about his behavior.
Actually you are.
Everybody loves Dawson.
Hey, why don't you go get some water?
What happened back there?
Are you okay?
Yes, I don't like animals.
Animals hurt people.
Oh, I talk to our neighbors
and they promise to keep Dawson away from you.
But he's actually very sweet if you get to know him.
I don't want to say that dog again.
He's violent.
I will let them know, but they're really sorry, you know?
Okay.
But you should choose not to talk to the neighbors,
bad people have animals.
Oh, by the way,
we saw steam or smoke coming from your room.
Is everything okay back there?
Yes, I'm fine.
I'm cooking.
Oh, well the kitchen is open if you need more space.
Yeah, it's fine.
I'm a private person.
Okay.
Well let us know if you need anything.
Well, that went well.
I just don't like being around her.
If I'm going to live in such a small space,
I'm not going to let anybody steal my inner peace
and she's robbing me by the second.
You haven't given her a chance.
I think she's just afraid of animals,
it's just misunderstanding.
I think she's rude, socially inept and cold.
She's just a fucking bitch to me
and I don't trust anybody who doesn't like Dawson.
I think you are just not giving it enough time.
Maybe you can find something you have in common.
Other than our speeches,
I doubt I have anything in common with that girl.
Well, at least try.
She's our roommate after all.
We are just kind of stuck with her now.
And did you see how she was lying to Ruben?
She pretended she knew us.
We don't know anything about her except from her name.
Yes, but maybe she was just nervous
she wouldn't get the room,
which if Ruben knew that we were dis-blatantly
posting online to fill it,
she would totally not approve,
so that's kinda nice she said that, at least for us.
I just get this creepy vibe.
Well, you might as well give it a try.
Fine, only because you're saying so.
Thank you!
I just want us to get along like we did with Shino.
I don't think that's going to be possible.
What did you say?
I said I'll try my best.
Okay, I will see you later.
Hey.
41 messages.
You're mentally unstable,
I'm not comfortable around you,
stalking is fine, fuck you, Jesus.
Yes, can I help you?
I want to talk to you about the text messages.
Yes, what about them?
I do not like the way they sound.
If you have a problem with me,
we can discuss it like adults.
We can have a house meeting Wednesday at 10:00 AM.
No, we can talk now.
No, we'll have a meeting.
Wednesday. 10:00 AM.
Fine, we'll have a meeting.
Miko?
What are you doing?
I saw steam and smoke.
I am cooking.
The blood?
The cutting board?
Ox heart.
Would you like some?
No thank you.
Okay.
Hey um, were you outside of my room
just a few seconds ago?
No.
Really?
I could have sworn I saw someone.
Not me.
Okay then uh, good night
and uh, sorry for intruding.
Good night.
So, how's that new roommate working out?
I don't even know how to explain her.
Well, she moved in a couple of weeks ago.
She's just so strange.
I mean, she stays in her room the whole time.
She even cooks from her room.
She works from her room.
She does everything from her room.
Kimko likes her, but, and again Kimko is never around.
She doesn't care.
That's weird.
Oh, can I ask you something?
Are you still hooking up with that cop?
Yeah, why?
Okay, can you ask him
if he can find anything out about Miko Hayashi?
Oh yeah, he'll do anything I say.
Wait, have you looked her up on social media yet?
No, no, no.
She's not on social media at all.
Miko Hayashi, okay.
I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Oh, she's, she's coming out.
Oh yeah, don't worry about it, okay?
I'll talk to you later.
Bye.
Hey, what happened to your hair?
I changed it.
Looks nice.
Do you need help with that?
No, I got it.
Freak.
Oh Natalie.
Hey, what's going on?
What's shaking?
What's going on, how are you?
Ah, can't complain.
You got a new roommate, didn't you?
Yeah, that's what I thought
because I saw this pumpkin head chick
that looked like a robe comb chemist in our building.
I asked her what she was doing here and she flipped her lid.
She was like ha, ha, ha, I live her.
So then I said, ha, ha, ha, I live here too
and I never seen yo bright ass before.
Then she said she'll yell rape if I don't beat it
so I kicked rocks hard.
Oh my God.
Yeah, see that's my new roommate.
She seemed okay at first, but boy was I wrong.
Yeah well, she seem like TNT with a short fuse.
Well she's not, and I got the text messages to prove it.
The fuck?
Oh hell no.
Well, you be careful anyway.
I bet that bitch got a screw loose.
I will.
Hey Ruben.
Hey Natalie, I'm glad I caught you.
Hey, I wanted to talk to you about the background check.
What about it?
It's not going through,
I think Miko might've misspelled something.
No way, really?
Yeah, every time it comes back, it's not coming up as her.
So that being said,
the lease will remain in your name alone for now, all right?
That's fine.
I think we should keep it like that anyhow.
Listen, do me a favor too, okay?
Can you have her stop texting me?
She's been sending me multiple messages
about the pets in the building
and how Jason is stalking her
and he has a dog he isn't paying for
and Rachel's dog is vicious and attacked her.
Rachel's dog is not vicious.
He's the sweetest dog ever,
he's just happy to see everybody.
So she wasn't injured at all?
No, not at all.
Well, she's been texting me too much, a lot.
You know what I mean?
I think something's wrong with her.
Well, there's a lot of stuff wrong with her.
Anyways, we're going to have a house meeting in an hour
so I'll talk to her then.
All right, thanks.
All right, see you later.
See ya, bye.
The meeting started two minutes ago.
I'm here, let's talk.
You're late.
I've been waiting.
I'm sorry it went further than I planned.
Let's start.
We need to talk about house rules.
I am not paying for your heat.
I do not turn the heat on when it's cold.
I just wear more clothes in Japan.
Well, it's my home and we're in America,
so I will turn the heat on if I want to
and anyways, we are splitting it as a household
because that's what we are.
Kimko is never here and she still pays for it all.
Well, if I don't use it,
then I should not have to pay for it.
Fine, you don't have to pay for it.
Are we good now?
No.
When I moved in, you said this was a quiet home,
you promised.
It is a quiet home.
You're a liar.
You are very loud.
I heard you talking on your phone
a few days ago in the kitchen.
It was around lunchtime.
I had my TV on
and I could still hear your voice through the walls.
You should do that in your own room.
Well, it doesn't really make any difference
if I'm talking in my room or the kitchen
because I have no walls and anyhow, it's day time,
so if I want to talk on the phone,
I will talk on the phone, it's my home.
It's my apartment too.
And when am I going to be on lease?
I want to be put on now.
Well, actually I did talk to Ruben
and he said that did your background check
didn't go through, so we're going to have to wait for that.
It's not fair that I'm not on the lease.
Well, there's nothing I do about that.
It's also unfair that you have the biggest room
and pay the least.
What are you talking about?
Well, my room is a hundred square feet
and your room is a 200 square feet, that is double,
but I pay 50 dollars more each month.
Well that is because I have no walls.
You and Kimko have the exact same sizes with doors.
I'm sleeping in the living room area.
Do you want to switch?
No, I like privacy.
I just think it's unfair
that I pay more than you to live here
and that you have more space than I do.
Well Miko, life is not always fair, okay?
Just get over it.
These were the rules
and you knew that when you moved in, okay?
Well, I didn't measure the rooms until yesterday,
so I couldn't have known until after I signed.
I want to renegotiate the payment.
No, it's not happening.
If you don't like it, you can find somewhere else to live.
You are rude
and I do not appreciate the way you talk to me.
You owe me an apology about your anger management
that is missing your behavior.
I don't even understand
what the hell you're talking about
and also,
why can't we just discuss things like normal people?
Instead, you have to send me all these
passive aggressive texts when you can just come to me
and say, hey, can you lower the heat?
Can you lower your voice?
And then you wasting both of our time
on this stupid little meeting.
This is not a waste of time.
Yes it is.
You are rude, we are not done talking.
I am!
I don't know what the fuck you bitches told Ruben,
but I ain't got no fucking dog
and I'm not getting kicked out this place
where I been living at, my crib for four years now.
Whoa, whoa!
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about your traffic cone head woman of yours
been talking shit to Ruben saying that I got a dog
and I'm skipping out on rent,
by not paying pet fees for a damn dog I don't have.
Then she told Ruben that I'm a stalking man
with a stalking dog.
What's a stalking dog?
What, the dog's just at the window like.
Listen, listen,
I'm not guilty by association, okay?
When crazy comes up, you guys talk.
You know Ruben's talking about evicting me?
Yeah, some bullshit.
He's about to inspect my place.
I'm so sorry, James.
I don't even know what to tell you,
but I had nothing to do with this, okay?
I would never say anything to Ruben.
Yeah?
Well you tell that tangerine to come GPS me.
I'm gonna teach her a lesson about running her mouth.
Oh my God.
Rachel, Emilio.
What's wrong?
It's Dawson.
Emilia and I looked everywhere for him
and we can't find him anywhere, we don't know what to do.
Oh my God.
Did he run away?
That's the thing, we have no idea.
He was locked in the crate when we left
and we got home, the crate was open
but all the doors were closed.
We don't know how he could have gotten out.
Oh God, I'm so sorry.
I hope he's okay.
I hope so too.
Well, if I see him I'll let you guys know.
I see, she's using the kitchen.
Oh my God, you scared me.
Where have you been?
You've been missing all kinds of crazy shit
while you're gone.
Really?
Like what?
Like Miko tried to get James evicted
and Dawson gone missing.
No, not Dawson.
Poor baby.
Rachel and Emilio must be so worried.
They really are and you know what's even crazier?
There were no open doors or windows.
Aliens!
Kimko, welcome home.
Long time, no see.
Yeah, thank you Miko.
However, it is late and you're both being loud.
It's only 10 o'clock, it's not even that late.
We will keep it down.
Thank you.
Did you see that look she gave me?
Yeah, she doesn't like you.
No shit.
She started out okay,
but that went down the drain real quick.
I'm actually heading out, so I will be back in a few days.
But you just got here.
You can't just leave me with that.
I'm so sorry, but I made promises.
Since when do you keep promises?
When it involves a cute guy and hot tub.
Okay, fine.
But if any one of us dies, you know who did it.
Oh, I better go before she comes back out here.
Aw, come on.
That bitch is lying.
She always lying.
That bitch is lying.
Lying ass bitch.
Oh my God, I had enough of all this shit.
Hey Miko, can you hold that door?
Wait!
Miko!
Me, what the fuck is her problem?
Miko!
Get the fuck outta here!
What is wrong with you?
You are, okay?
Texting me all these messages about privacy.
What the fuck is your problem?
I just said hi to you and you're my roommate.
You are disrespectful and I do not appreciate it.
Oh really?
Well, this is my house, okay?
And my rules and talk about respect.
You don't know nothing about it, okay?
Nothing and you know nothing about who I am either
or what I'm capable of, okay?
Do you understand me?
If you really want to play challenges of mental illness,
you want to play that?
Well, go ahead.
I will challenge you.
I will make you crumble, I will make you crazy
as of crawl out of your craziest skin
once and for all, okay?
You're evil.
Maybe I am.
The devil is in your eyes.
You have seen nothing yet
and yeah, I think the devil is there.
Oh yeah, the devil is whispering something to me.
What is it?
Bitch better bounce.
Oh, we'll turn her into some sashimi.
Natalie, you have gone too far.
I am pressing charges of domestic violence.
You assaulted me in my home
and I do not feel comfortable with you around
stalking my room.
You have a bad problem with anger management
and now you yelled at me until you made me deaf again.
It is your fault so much, I am having you deported.
I called police and immigration
for you choosing not to take responsibility
for your house and human rules.
You don't understand.
She's a fucking psycho, okay?
She'll text me like all day long
and I mean 50 messages in a row about absolutely nothing.
Just ranting crazy fucking bullshit.
Have you talked to Ruben, your landlord?
Maybe he can evict her or something.
That's actually a good idea.
You know, I'll call him in the morning.
I just can't go back there.
She claims that I assaulted her
and she threatens to press charges.
Mi casa, su casa, babe.
As long as you're naked.
I just feel weird I'm invading your mom's space.
No, that's fine.
Since she broke that dry spell,
she's been out like every single night
and even if she was here, she'd make you a sandwich.
Thank you.
Of course, that's right.
Daren, that's not massaging my back.
Yeah, well it's massaging something.
Hey, did you leave the door open?
What?
The door?
Shit.
Nat, what the hell?
What the hell, Nat?
The door.
It was closed and now it's open.
So what?
Somebody is here.
I think it's her.
Someone's watching us.
I think you're just being paranoid.
The door probably just bumped open
from us messing around in there.
Maybe.
Come on babe, let's go back inside.
Yes, we got into this huge fight last night
and I can't go back there.
She's absolutely fucking crazy.
She has to be evicted, there's no way we can resolve this.
All right.
Well, that's going to be harder than you think.
What do you mean?
I mean, the lease is still under your name
and she never got added to the lease.
So what does it mean?
Well, that means that she's technically a squatter
and I can't evict her cause she isn't on the lease.
But this girl is crazy, you have to help me.
All right, I'll come up with something.
Let me get back to you.
Thanks Ruben.
All right.
Oh my God, I'm so happy to see you.
What are you doing here?
Well Daren said that you were doing so great
so I thought I'd come and check up on you.
Is everything okay?
No, not at all.
You know that roommate I told you about
that I asked your cop friend to research?
Oh yeah, I totally forgot.
I was meaning to get back to you about that.
Did he find out anything?
That's the thing, is he couldn't find anything about her.
He searched her name through customs and nothing.
It's like she's a ghost.
That is so strange, there has to be something on her.
What if we took something from her?
Like a piece of hair or a toothbrush?
Do you think he could run a DNA test on her?
Yeah, he could.
Only thing is I can't go back to that fucking apartment.
Well, what if I go for you, huh?
I can say I'm a friend of Kimko's,
if she happens to be home,
besides I'd like a chance to yell at that lunatic.
I mean, who does she think she is
coming into your home and starting shit?
No don't, trust me.
Just go there and try not to make
any contact with her at all.
You don't want to meet her anyways.
Her toothbrush is the light blue one
in the medicine cabinet.
Light blue one, medicine cabinet.
And while you're there,
would you mind going into my room,
in the top drawer, here's some jewelry of my grandmother
and they're really meaningful to me.
I can totally do that for you.
Thank you so much.
I'm going to get you Daren's extra keys.
Bingo.
One down, one to go.
You shouldn't be here.
It never fucking ends.
Dawson!
I feel like that bitch had something to do with it.
Who, Natalie?
No, the roommate, you know the new one?
Oh, you mean her?
Yeah, her.
We all know she hated Dawson.
Stop it, you're not making sense.
You're just tired.
Am I?
Don't you remember her telling Ruben
that our baby attacked her?
I mean, if it wasn't for Natalie stepping in
denying the whole thing, we might have been evicted.
You're right, but that's a big accusation
and we don't have any proof.
No.
I bet I can find some.
Oh really, how?
This is a bad idea.
It's not breaking in, the door is open.
What if she's home?
Will you just come on?
Come on.
Did you see that?
See what?
I saw something move.
I think someone's here.
God.
There's no one here.
It's like something's cooking or something.
What is it?
Oh, it can't be.
Is it?
You shouldn't have touched the rice cooker.
Looking for this?
You monster!
No, Dawson was the monster.
He was very scary,
but I must say, he was very, very tasty.
Well, I spoke to Rubin and he cannot evict her
because she's a squatter.
However, he can evict all of us.
All this over some crazy shit.
What the fuck?
She can't be that hard to get rid of.
You don't understand.
She's fucking crazy, okay?
Like she'll text me the same thing over and over again
until I reply.
So block her.
She's living in my apartment.
It's not going to make much of a difference.
She'll text me about the same thing over and over again
and then she'll say that I made her deaf
because I'm so loud.
Yeah, well you are kind of loud.
Anyways, she terrorizes everybody.
She even threatened to call immigration on me.
Am I harboring a fugitive?
No asshole, I'm legal.
I'm just trying to say that she's crazy.
Yeah, well crazy doesn't beat Burt's strength, does it?
Let's just going over there and show her what's up,
show her some of this shit.
That's right, one thousand one,
one thousand two,
one thousand three.
Listen strong man, I need you to come over there with me.
I got to go there.
Really?
And why are you going over there?
Because I have some really important jewelry
that I left there
and I also got a spy device I want to place.
Really?
Wow, that's some cool shit.
Don't you think you're being a little paranoid?
Oh, not at all.
She's up to something and I'm going to find out.
Yeah, I think that's a little waste of time though.
Don't you think?
No, I'm going and I want you to come with me.
Yeah, but that's all the way across town, babe.
I don't want to go.
I'm going.
What about Kimko?
Kimko?
Kimko, what about Kimko?
She's not a hoe, she's just young.
I guess I could ask her.
Yeah, well maybe she's seen Madison
or can at least drop your jewelry off
so you don't have to see Miko Freak-O anymore.
Oh my God.
What did you call her?
Miko Freak-O, you know?
Cause she's a super freak.
You, all right.
Well, I guess I could call Kimko.
Yeah, just give Kimko a call.
Let me know what she says.
Okay, I will.
Hey.
Hey, have you been to the apartment recently?
No, but I'm headed right now.
What's up?
Well, I kinda exploded on Miko
and I haven't been back since.
Wait, exploded, how?
Enough for her to accuse me of assault
and to threaten to have me deported.
No way.
Tell me about it.
She's so nuts, she could smash her head in the wall
and blame it all on me.
God knows how crazy she really is, you know?
Anyways, I'm a Daren's right now
and I got some really important jewelry
in the top drawer on my bureau
and I was wondering if you could grab them
while you're there?
I'm sure I'm just being paranoid,
but I just don't trust that lunatic
in the house with my jewelry, you know?
Of course, yeah I will look for it as soon as I get there.
Oh, and also
my friend Madison was supposed to go there last week
and pick them up for me
and I haven't been able to get in touch with her
so while you're there, can you ask Miko a few questions
to find out if she's been there or if she's seen her?
Yeah, I will ask for you.
Thank you so much.
Bye.
Hello Kimko.
I didn't know you were coming home.
I'm not staying, I just needed to grab a few things.
Um, did you change your hair?
Oh yes, that's a new hair piece I made recently.
It's very nice.
Just like Madison.
Do you remember seeing her the other day?
No.
She came by to pick up something for Natalie.
Natalie gave her a key to get in.
Oh yes.
I was so scared, I thought she was an intruder at first.
She was a nice girl.
Well, apparently Natalie hasn't been able to
get in touch with her since she came by here.
So did she happen to say anything about leaving town?
No.
She didn't say very much at all.
Natalie is super worried.
She wants to file a missing person report.
If she comes back, I will text you.
Are you looking for this?
Why do you have that?
Why do you think?
Is that?
Human hair.
Uh, pineapple.
Obviously gotta change that safe word.
Hey listen, I'm really worried about Kimi.
I haven't heard from her since she went to that apartment.
Are you seriously thinking about fucking Kimi right now?
Yes, because after she confronted Miko,
I suddenly got a text message from Madison
saying that she has to leave town
and will mail me the jewelry.
Imagine that, what a coincidence?
Hey, too much of a coincidence.
In fact, I don't believe in coincidences.
I think something happened to both of them.
Are you fucking serious?
Fuck.
Here we fucking go.
And check this out.
Then I did some more Googling
and I put in Miko Hayashi and nothing came in.
You know, you're seriously starting to sound
like a fucking conspiracy theorist.
No, I'm not.
Listen, this is serious.
I have to go back there.
I have to plant my spy camera.
Maybe we can do it in the morning.
No, no, no, no.
That's seriously a bad idea.
No, it's a great idea.
Listen, let's cut a deal.
You take me there and wait in the car
and I will give you anything you want to.
Yeah?
Like what kind of anything?
Oh, you'll find out.
Oh fuck.
So I guess I got to drive my ass to cross town now?
Exactly.
Oh fuck, all right.
It better be three hours.
I want it now.
Oh my God.
Daren.
Daren, you gotta check this out.
Wow, this is some really fucked up shit.
I can't watch this.
Daren, you gotta see this.
Daren?
Kimko?
Kimko.
Kimko?
Don't
think
of me
you need
to go.
I just,
I just
wanted to
say
goodbye.
Tell
my mom in Japan
I love her.
Go, please.
Go.
Miko Freak-O!
I can hear you Miko Freak-O.
Miko Freak-O!
Drop your weapon now!
Hands where I can see them!
Stand up slowly.
Natalie!
What the fuck is going on?
It's Miko, she killed everybody.
I knew she was crazy.
She asked me for her deposit back
and five quarters got stuck in the laundry machine.
What do you want me to do?
You gotta help me.
I got your back, Natalie.
Sir, step away from the vehicle.
Get that guy out of here.
I'll take care of it, sir.
Hey you gotta, you gotta tell me what's going on here.
This is my building.
She's innocent.
What is she doing in the back seat of that car?
I'm gonna check it out upstairs.
Come check this out boss.
Oh, someone get CSI up here.
We gotta get this to the lab pronto.
Natalie San,
Natalie San.
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