Come on!
Really now?
Thank you very much
What's wrong with this alarm?
Dizengoff, Dizengoff You owe me a million lira
You are a witch How is that possible?
I'm preparing your consolation prize Not hungry
But I still scramble for another cigarette
I have to go to my waxing appointment
You just got in 3 hours ago
I can do the waxing I always wanted that
My grandmother waxing my bikini line
Before I can transfer the salaries we have to do the bookkeeping
Could you do it alone this month?
Save yourself the trouble
I didn't want to ship you to a retirement home, until now
Is it because of this new friend?
She's more than just a friend, grandma
Maria is...
You have to get to know her No
I know enough girlfriends
I can definitely leave that out Your Maria
Because of her name or because she's uncircumcised?
It's a waste of time All Marias are a waste of time
And to move in with someone
That you know for 2 minutes is bad style
You don't do that It's been 3 months
Better wait before you clear out the boxes, Casanova
You are so romantic
Romance is for women
In their prime which have tight connective tissue
Until now
Good day, ladies Oh, Ibrahim
Perfect timing Your playmate is here
Sit down on the square But beware
She's snappy today Ah?
What are you doing here? I warned you
You said there was a crack in the wall
You're a doctor, why do you let yourself be used for construction work?
I use her
Our houses should be in top condition
when we get them back
I thought Palestinians weren't kidding about the Nakba
Who says I'm kidding, eh?
Well then you go wax your thing now.
And don't call it a thing
She shines more when she is in love
Now enough with the lard Maybe you want cookies
Keep the seedling alive until I come back from Germany
The day will come when your children will contact the German authorities
to inform them about the dangerously intrusive Arab
who comes to visit far too often
I'm going now... fix your thing
Shlomi! Are you serious?
Oh, Shlomi, yes, sorry I just have to find a parking space
No, I have to be in the Old Quarter in half an hour
She really thinks I have time for this shit
If she had been here earlier we wouldn't have a problem
Be careful, the washing machine has moved 5 times
This is her last incarnation
Is that for me? Mm
God, did I miss you, Mucki
Thank you
I cannot believe it. We do it Yes
No, no ticket, please! Shira?
Net? I
Jo I cannot believe it
It's been years
What are you doing? Are you moving in or out?
In. Maria, my friend Hi, nice to meet you
This is Neta I'm happy, Hi
Have you been to my Bar yet? Come over
Well, do ex-girlfriends get a discount?
Do you want to bankrupt me ?
And ex-girlfriends who were with you in India for 3 months?
We have to go back We're bringing everything in right now
It was nice to see you again Yes
And
Ah, yes ... See you then.
Park your car! Clear
Inday? And
The best landscapes the worst digestion, don't ask
Maybe I should ask
Do you have to be so nice to them?
And do you have to be so cute?
Now I understand why animals mark their territory
Does that mean you want...
I don't know if that's my thing
No
I have a better idea
OK And it's very romantic
Worth
I have it
But
A ring?
Crap
It's okay, Mucki
I didn't think of it like a 90's romcom
That's not what I meant I know
Shit is not that
what I had envisioned for this moment.
We can tell the children a great story for that
Children?
I, uh... What?
Nothing at all.
Give me your hand. Oh my God.
Congratulations!
Mazeltov
Jalla, grab that part.
Disgusting. Disgusting.
You are an abomination, ugh!
Warte
Is it okay?
Wedding
Whoever invented lesbian bed death knows nothing about you
What's this?
I love that I can be your first.
Can I borrow your cell phone for a minute?
I have to tell my mother that I have found my dream woman.
You really never run out of pick-up lines.
And I fall for it every time, Mucki
Mmm, no, that would be what I call you.
You have to come up with a nickname before the wedding.
I can do that.
Um...
How about...
You will look so beautiful in a white dress
I didn't even know you had such heterosexual fantasies.
Who are you calling straight straight here?
You were the one who kneeled down
so that I felt like Julia Roberts.
Let's go have breakfast. Mm
Okay but first...
No, woman do you want to kill me?
I need water, food.
Do you want to bite
What's up bro
Really now?
Where is she?
Man, dude, you stink.
That's bleach This is vagina
And how do you want to know?
Ah
It's a strange pet.
Somehow suits you, Liam.
How do you get to the lint monster? The rabbit is for you.
A token of my appreciation.
I do not know what you want. But the answer is no.
Why do you say no without knowing what he wants?
I will show you.
What do you want? God thank God you are here, Maria
She's a lot nicer when you're around.
Spit it out, hairball.
I have to shoot a documentary for my final project
We're supposed to be an Arab, Orthodox
or choose something else photogenic
And nothing can beat my Israeli-German lesbians.
Hm?
That's why you first say no and then you ask.
The basics of survival.
You'll get the hang of it Don't say no.
It's just a short film.
And? Okay, Okay
But we decide when to snoop around.
Fine
Take nice pictures of the Jewish Princess
She wanted a Jewish Princess and found me.
Miss Stasi I come from Stuttgart, stupid.
Southwest Germany? Google that
East West...
All the same for me You were all Nazis
Not all They were all Nazis
I have to go back.
Mama sent me out to buy things
Until this evening Mm
Hey
Take that with you.
Sis, nobody says that all lesbians always have to have cats.
Good evening.
Good evening Shalom Shabbat
It is called Shabbat Shalom
I remembered the Important things OK
Your mother feeds me whether I want to or not
Your father must have the last word.
Only you can put that away from him your favorite discipline
I shouldn't try this without supervision.
If Ella wants to show me her rifle I can say no
And when Liam shakes my hand
I don't shake them because he never washes them.
Ha. That's it, isn't it?
I don't want you to regret the proposal
So I say yes
Um...
Speaking of engagement...
I, um...
Maybe it would be better if we...
Don't tell our families?
How did you know...
I know my parents. And yours too.
Let's say I had a clue.
And because we are a heavenly couple From lesbian heaven
I am just imagining what the lesbian heaven looks like.
But I want to tell my grandma.
I understand. She will definitely be happy for you.
That's asking too much.
Grandma doesn't even recognize joy when it falls on her as a Torah scroll
Don't talk like that about a Holocaust survivor
She is not a survivor
She is my grandma
Can you translate this?
Snupsi Snupsi?
Should that be my new nickname or do you Germans sneeze like that?
My girls.
Come here.
Hi, Mom.
Wow, Wow, Wow, Oh my God Is that the salad?
I long for this salad
since I was on a student exchange in southern Germany.
And here are the rest of the provisions
And
Only one Jew freaks out about pork
Thank you very much You're welcome
I hide it in the back of the fridge
Here you are at last Hey
I hardly believe you crazy lovebirds
You need to see the new apartment I was already there
I helped Shira.
If complaining is help. The fifth column!
Go to Europe if it doesn't suit you!
He always yells at the TV Why?
This is an Israeliding
We don't demonstrate we shout at the television
Whoa
Can we start kiddush?
Have you lost weight since you were here?
Hm no. I do not think so.
Liam!
The girls are here, we want to start kiddush
I don't like using the sink to wash your hands
Let's get started. What is she saying?
She is happy that the whole family is in the kitchen
I am also happy to be here
Give yourself Hebrew lessons
Liam, help with the table.
Hands off the pie.
Mom, I just wanted...
My goodness what's wrong with you guys today?
This is private. I dont understand.
Mom, do you notice anything about Shira's hand?
Do you have the allergy to create again?
Check it out
I'll explain this to you later
I hope you're hungry Delicious
You were with them Is there anything I should know?
You tell me What can I tell you?
I know she's a lesbian
But would your straight daughter show up here with her boyfriend
With a new ring on her fat finger
With Maria?
A wedding?
I don't think so, a wedding
Oh my God
Please don't scream. Did you notice the hand?
The allergy? The other
Stop the screeching.
You noticed the ring. Yes
How many carats?
Let's see. No, it's not a diamond.
It is...
It was spontaneous.
I can plan? So...
Mom, we're planning a wedding. We are planning a wedding.
Full of madness! Yes!
I can't believe it, I'm happy like a...
I am as happy as a honeybee cake
Is there cake? Like a honey cake horse
You will pay for stealing my moment from me
Thank me for taking him in
Hello grandma
We want to start eating.
Sure, I'll tell her.
See you later, grandma, bye
Uh, Grandma summons you and the current one.
That’s what you mean.
Are you recording the muezzin?
I like that one best beautiful voice
I remind you of his voice
when you complain at 5 in the morning.
I never complain Oh, right, never
And I'm not fat just beautiful
Quiet, I have prepared a couple of questions
When did you find out about Shira's sexual orientation?
Sexual orientation, wow.
Sounds medical.
Okay she's a lesbian. Sounds like a disease.
I'm running out of synonyms
Not so long ago homosexuality was considered a disease
Do you consider it one? Of course not
Why is your voice coming out of my mouth?
He acts like we have a problem with Shira
This is fake news He's not that clever
That's true. I'm not.
To my question do you think it's a disease?
I love my daughter the way God created her
When was you coming out? With 13
Your mother thinks Adi made her a lesbian.
It was like this. Isn't that genetic?
If so, she has it from the maternal side.
Do you think it's rash to get married after just 3 months?
I am happy that we have a new one for the last time on Shabbat
It feels like she's a bitch.
We got married after 6 months
Because I put a roast in for you.
A pregnant bride shines particularly beautifully
Stop it, this is gross.
Maria will enrich our family.
That is the triple hit. The Holy Trinity.
Lesbian, nichtjüdisch, deutsch
But why are you so sure that she will like me?
Shiri. No, boring.
Shicks Shika?
You torment yourself with Shabbat Shalom but Shiksa works?
Where did you get that? Nobody says that
Is that a bad word? Shiksa is a non-Jewish woman
And in some circles yes, that's a bad thing
Does your family belong to these circles?
No, No, No, Oh God, No
My father just sounds like a fascist.
But if you look closely and close your ears
then he looks more like a care bear
Why shouldn't I tell anyone
Tell something about your grandmother's Arab lover?
Because the Care Bear shoots rainbows
When he hears the word Arab
And because my grandma thinks no one knows.
Not even me. Ha.
Your family is complicated.
Shirale.
That's what my grandma calls me when she wants to be mean
Shushi
Do you want to listen to music? Yes, Shushi
Oh look
So that's how my grandmother spends her reparations money
This is whiskey, not coffee Shira
What are you doing here?
If you wanted her differently
you should have given her on the butt
She has a father too, you know?
Don't come to me with your settler now
They finally allow me to get to know you.
It is a great pleasure for me.
Know that I don't care that she is a lesbian
As long as you don't look like a truck driver, I have no problem
Maria, will you help me in the kitchen? Mm
The new one is doing her doctorate in something with plants.
Your mother says she is German Fine
What does not fit?
You change girlfriends as often as I move my dentures.
Why do I have to get to know them? What's so special?
Hey, grandma What?
You love me, don't you?
Well, you are the one I tolerate the most.
Grandma, you will love her I liked the last one
Maya, or what was her name?
What does she need so many freezers for?
These are their safes.
Storage rooms for your...emotions
Have you interviewed Maria yet?
Uh, not yet. Why not?
It's not nice. Should you.
And then ask about her family We don't know anything
My parents? I hope we get to know you.
And your, um.. grandparents if they 're still alive
No, unfortunately not Ah
So, um...
What do you know about your family?
Your history?
It's not as interesting as yours
Mine has lived in the same place for generations
Ah. Real Germans, eh?
Were they all Jew-Eaters? Liam!
Was?
Um..I think he wanted to ask
What your grandparents did
In the war
Um...
No offense There's a bowl of cookies.
Can you bring that out with you?
Not the cookies. They are for guests.
Are we not guests? No
Everything okay? I need something sweet
What you need is a diet.
What I'm saying these cookies are no good.
It's okay I'm not hungry anyway.
Your roses are beautiful.
I let them wither. You need too much water.
Is that an apple tree? Yes
She takes care of her..you know
Do you have someone? I?
Not since Golda Meir took control of the sinking ship
That was a joke, mom.
Because she tends to have an exotic taste when it comes to men.
Come out of my flower bed. I'm sorry, Grandma.
And what are you doing with the camera?
I told you that I'm doing a documentary
Oh yes?
About me? No, about her
These two are hardly of any interest
Oh but. My teacher says this is the best project.
We have the lesbians.
The Shoah
And now we have a wedding. Liam!
Why this look?
You should be happy for me. Why?
Because you're marrying the first darling who gets into bed with you?
Shickse?
You owe your life to a shiksa
Did she have a stroke? God forbid.
My grandmother is happy.
Unfortunately, she lacks the right facial expression from birth
Why do you want to buy the first pair of boots you try?
Oma
Actually it was..it..it was
Oh, come on. You don't owe her an answer
Where does the toilet go?
Mom, we're not repeating my wedding fiasco.
At least we have a normal wedding
We didn't even talk about it
You're getting married. Of sure.
In June. Am I invited?
Sorry, I was serious. You don't marry
It is out of the question Especially not Eva's and Adolf's brood
Don't put that look on Hitlers brood?
Since when have you been abusing the Holocaust as a trump card?
Since shepherds are no longer enough for you
and therefore you marry the German.
Mucki, the witch has lost the broom. We go.
I say goodbye We go
Put the cookies back in their place when you leave.
What do you care how many women I've been with?
And why do you talk to your grandma about that?
She's my grandma, we're talking. About everything?
As if it were so weird.
It is normal to initiate families.
Not in intimate details about me
I don't know I would have told any
It surprised me too. OK
Okay, sure.
Don't you want to wash them?
It's full of pesticides.
Not to mention the dirty hands that touched it.
That strengthens the Immune system Mm
Okay
A decisive woman
I like it. Can I ask you something?
Is that something German? What?
Please allow me to ask a question.
That is probably rather polite
Seems like a waste of time to me
Did mom squeeze you about your family?
And
Does that turn into an Interrogation?
Mucki, you have parsley between your teeth.
I told you. They were farmers We don't know anymore
Why do you ask again?
Did your grandma say something? And your mother's parents?
Died before I was born and never talked about it
Ok, We almost never talk about anything else where I come from
If we don't use it as an excuse for something
That we shouldn't do, we eat
That is also related to the Holocaust.
They didn't talk about it now they're dead.
Damage
Would it change anything?
Woa, okay again for normal people
Hey, you'd better avoid normal here
I really want to understand that now
Assuming my grandfather was a farmer then I would be a good German
But when my grandmother ate Jews breakfast it makes me feel sick
And I have to pack? No, it doesn't change anything.
But it doesn't go against the urge to want to know.
Like I said.
They were farmers
Okay
Shit, huh?
Wonderful that's what I call an application.
Ordinary, if you ask me. We don't.
Girls, be nice to each other
How is the wedding going? Is there a plan? A budget?
Um...
I wanted a beach wedding.
Modest. 300 guests at most.
And then who should pay for it?
The guests. You just have to advance the deposit.
Did you talk to your parents? Are you contributing?
Is a lesbian wedding legal in Israel?
No, but we're faking that.
But why? I mean...
Who needs a big wedding?
All of us Seriously?
Yes, a huge wedding in your late 20's
And in their 30s kids. Is that also true for lesbians?
The Jewish compulsion to multiply
Doesn't stop at us homos.
Did you know about her rather...
Progressive attitude towards weddings?
We haven't talked about it yet
I give them 2 months
And don't work double shifts for you and the tourist.
It is so when the business partner
Is also the best friend.
I'll give them until just before the wedding
Let's go
Shushi?
Already
How are you? I heard you moved in next door
Blatant coincidence. Come by for a drink Get a discount
And how are you? Where do you hide?
This is Maria, my fiancée. Well, I was very busy.
You are the reason why Shushi doesn't come to the surf club.
And because my surfboard is being repaired.
I have to go back.
I need a shower I smell like a grill
See you
Surfboard?
Totally forgot to pick it up. Do you need water
And you? Is she an ex?
So cute, those hiccups.
We should wait a few minutes
I really want to know what's causing the alarm.
Maybe an ex-girlfriend is hiding in the storage room
Now I have a good nickname for you.
Can I sleep with you tonight
My bed is broken
Sex doesn't solve every problem
Do you want me to convince you otherwise?
Do I see indignation in your pretty face?
Stop doing that
Shushi
Is everything okay, Mucki? No
And are you going to enlighten me?
I don't want to destroy what we have
Why does it sound like you're confessing
you are married to Klaus-Jürgen who is at the grill?
I'm serious With Klaus-Jürgen?
Enough! You talk
I cannot How so?
Because the truth of the matter with the application was by accident
So, now it's out
I just wanted... It sounds so stupid.
Mark my territory and spray you with perfume
that I wanted to give you so I rummaged
The ring fell out and you thought...
But... I'm sorry
I am so sorry
You didn't want to propose. No
I didn't want to make a proposal
It didn't even cross my mind.
I love you more than I ever thought possible
But you don't want to marry me.
It was just a misunderstanding Why didn't you say it right away?
You were so happy. Yes
And I was so happy.
I was really happy.
It's me
Everything goes so fast we don't really know each other
And may not match at all
Actually, we shouldn't be a good match. But we do.
Somehow
Isn't that... Do you think that's...
Could you shut up? Shut up?
Almost as romantic as shit
Do you see?
It shouldn't actually fit.
But somehow he does.
I don't need 300 guests on the beach
I just need you
Will you marry me?
I need to hear the words from your mouth this time
Yes I want to marry you
And I need a notarized copy of this declaration
Who is this?
Why do you never answer?
Apple
No, not a B. P
Can I have a cookie please?
Only if you can spell apple correctly.
And if not?
Then there's something decent from the freezer
Oh yes, Oh Yes
I killed Ibrahim's apple tree.
There is nothing left to save.
Why do I have to study with you here?
Because your great-uncle just asked me to help you
He said you lost to poker
Hm? And now you owe him something
Because he's the poker champion
Ach ja? Mm
What else does he say your great-uncle?
That you are alright
At least for a Jew
Oh And that you don't smile often.
But if it is, that's it... It's fine, Muna
Take it
Um...
Is that your happy hysterical laugh
Or are you showing me that i'm ruining my life?
You know your mother She's not the type to cry
Now show me the ring.
Here
Do you see him? Oh
A family heirloom. I don't even take it off to shower
We have to visit you immediately We?
No Yes
We have to see how our daughter lives
Getting to know Shira's parents planning a wedding
Wait a minute, may I ask why you want to get married?
I mean, it's really quick.
Is it about gay marriage or do you want to exercise your rights in protest?
I guess because she's in love
We love each other we didn't get married either
Not yet Oh, Hans
Should i leave you alone
Is it only I who care about your mental and physical integrity?
I don't go to the military, mom I fell in love
Let them do their thing
Gut
You know what?
Is it important to you, we come What?
We come I did not say that
That was dad's idea. Yes
Yes, we are coming.
We look forward to Shira's parents
But one thing is clear I am not crossing the Green Line
You called for me to help So I help
Help Adi, I can take care of the cash register
You know I haven't trusted you since you beheaded my Barbies
Until after the wedding, I'll pretend I really love you
This is going to be a great party
Maybe in Germany we just sign the papers
But not so
We're celebrating a wedding.
Every woman wants to be a bride Not every
Do I hear Maria? No
What is it then? Something left-wing radical or something feminist?
Right, I'm still waiting for the blood test
Could be contagious Seriously, man
Why are you so anti no matter what? You sound like grandma
Shut up, don't call me a man and don't compare me to grandma
Even grandma doesn't sound like grandma anymore
Do you know what I love about Israel?
You can find everything here Warm and cold
Wet and dry Beautiful and ugly
Isn't it amazing, isn't it?
-Are you a scientist? -Yes.
Why don't we sit in a cool laboratory?
And what is your doctorate about?
I am writing about climate change
That's why I collect data from seeds, you know?
This Bibernelle or Sarcopoterium spinosum
Grows over the entire climatic course
Can we go? I'm sweating my ass
Thank you for letting me take part
Sure, over and over again
Wait, what's the point? This is dangerous
I know him Yes and?
Are you crazy? The fence has a reason
That's right, he protects the experiment
But... You wanted something for the movie
Then talk to him He is as old as you
Hello
And don't forget to take the sheep with you
If you're not helping me you can teach me Hebrew
What should I be able to say?
And what does that mean? I am not Jewish
Amen
I said you shouldn't film while you eat
Throwing at him is your solution?
Original, right? Not in the occupied territories
Free Yes
Mary And?
How many schnitzel do you want? One please
I want the thin one
That happens to the left in Tel Aviv
You forget how to defend schnitzel
Why do you pay horrific rental prices for apartments in areas
Which radiate the grace of Dresden to the Allies?
They deserved it, you didn't Yes
We should move to the neighboring hill with a caravan
Or in the desert I know what spoiled you
Your Arab-loving eco-mother Yes, that's right
She used the gay chip
The Altalena sunk the First Intifada begun
And signed the Oslo Agreement
Carrots?
Your sapling is alive it's not dead yet
Give me a few more days
But please keep the child off my neck
My own are perfectly adequate
The next time I lose I'll pay my debts in cash
I have a better idea
Good, because I don’t want to pay you anything to kill you
If I win, you'll agree to go on a date with me
And not in here
We go out
Your silence means yes
Excuse me
My hamstring has been bothering me since I started Zumba
Not a good time
It never is Now is as good as usual
Or as bad as usual
This is not about politics
An Arab in the first act explodes in the last
You could make more useful use of your creative effusions
He was nice when we got married
His views changed when Grandma did not cross the Green Line
That was the icing on the cake
And a house was cheaper on this beautiful hill.
What I can bequeath to my children
I would like some cash. You are such a condescending ass
We are stupid to you because we defend ourselves against terror
I am not saying that
We are denied the right to defend ourselves because of your kind
You are harming us. My kind?
Citizens who have the right
On their opinion even if you don't like it?
Can we get through a Shabbat without arguing about politics?
I do not think so That was rhetorical, idiot
No, honey, we're not arguing No No
We don't argue This is just Friday prelude
Foreplay...
Can we finally talk about the wedding?
Yeah, let's talk about the wedding
We will not live according to the rules of social constructivism
Of course not
You adopt a blonde baby who you won't have circumcised
Then you move to Germany like all the other parasites
Because you'd rather live where your baby doesn't have to go into the army like us
Then I'll join the armed forces Listen to me
I've paid good money at many weddings
So that one day
when it's my children's turn to get married
It is me who collects the money
So now it's my turn!
Now, please give me your plate, Maria
Don't let your mother think
You won't get enough to eat when she sees you tomorrow
A couple of potatoes still fit in
We are too old for games like this You're right
Bridge would be more appropriate for our age
Okay, I'll let you win this time
The conversation, Berta... Your turn
We will run it Your name is still Ibrahim
And we're still in the Middle East so we're not running it
Cut a slice from your granddaughter She seems satisfied
At my age a Filipino caregiver is taken
No Arab lover Just
We are old. That's why interest is no one that we do
I mean, everyone who used to stand in our way
Are dead, gone
I'm also a doctor
Hm?
Are you playing your hand now
Does your mother not want a wedding?
She means
The State should stay out of matters of the heart
That's why my parents are not getting married
Take it like a man Mm
It occurs to me
I found a Rabbi who would trust you
I beg your pardon?
What did I say
That you will eat pork on Yom Kippur
Never learn from Liam
I wanted to say I am not Jewish
Hm, you can convert anytime
Can it be any more arrogant?
I just think it's funny
That papa thinks Maria would ever convert
How so?
I don't mean you have to
But if you have children...
What does giving birth have to do with the matter?
Well, if she's not Jewish
Can't she give birth to my grandchildren
You should be your religion
Keep away from our reproductive organs, okay?
We go home I can do the Friday prelude
Can I get another schnitzel, please?
Liam, are you totally stupid?
It is very helpful when my parents are annoying
You just asked for a schnitzel?
Wow, I'm impressed
Sorry Miss Impressed
When the Dancing Queen marries a Jew
She has to accept that mom is asking for a big wedding
And you, Miss Self-hating Jew
That dad wants the grandchildren to lose their foreskin
You can open a Jewish Princess in Germany
Follow the rules or go into exile?
That was supposed to be a joke
We're adopting a blonde baby
And move to Germany
I am so sorry
No more Friday auditions for you Yes
No...foreplay Yes. Sh...
No, don't shit me OK
My mother is right
This is not a place to live
That's right Thank you
Are you Maria's parents?
Who wants to know that? The Mossad
No, it was just a joke
I am Liam, Shira's brother and Maria's biggest fan
Didn't she tell you about the movie? Um...
You come from Stuttgart In the southwest of Germany
Googled it
Okay, it won't take long.
I ask you the same questions that I ask my parents
OK Yes
Ready?
When did you find out about Maria's sexual orientation?
What exactly do you mean?
When did she say she was a lesbian?
It doesn't
Ups. We know it.
She didn't come out. Love is love
If she is happy the partner does not matter
Even if it is a Jew?
Do you want to suggest something? No no. I am just asking.
So it says in the notes. Why do you ask?
I also asked my parents Why did you do that?
Well, about Maria What about Maria?
I don't know she's not Jewish
And German
And what did they say
Hey, I'm the one here asking the questions
Mama?
You’re early Yes
How nice We only had hand luggage
Hi Papa Here you are
Hi I'm glad you're here
How are you Shira
Was he rude? I? You should ask her
Let's go up. Yes.
I am not ready yet.
Oh yes you are
I'm going to see grandma tomorrow You can come with me, you vulture
Do you want to introduce her to your grandma?
We would like to get to know you
But my wife signed us up for a tour
You 2 alone? Where to?
We're going to a refugee camp.
Forget Grandma, I want to be there when you meet Papa.
We want? With pleasure.
Are you making plans without me? Shouldn't I come with you?
You moved. You have enough to do.
You don't have to take care of us too, do you?
Thank you, that's okay.
That's great
Great, the apartment
You want to visit your grandma tomorrow?
Mm
The Shiksa comes with you
What shoud that? Onion suicide?
Less than a shekel a kilo I bought 20 kilos
What a happy event Close the door
An extended suicide What do you even want?
I didn't say goodbye last time
Sit down
You can of course save them for later if you want
Open the door
Mm
They say you are a Monopoly champion
Do you want to find out? Yes I would like to
Liam showed me an interview with your friend
The Bedouin boy
Which Bedouin boy? Ahmed
I'll give him water and some of your cigarettes
And his sheep stay away from my station
Anyway, he's trying.
You seem to have a knack for difficult things
Oh
I'm afraid I killed it
You overwatered it
But I think I can save it
First it has to be outside but not in the sun
I can find a place for it
She's nice She is really nice
But you still can't marry her
But that's exactly what I intend to do They marry
I gave her the ring What did you do?
My mother's ring? Yes, I wanted the most valuable...
I gave it to you. The only thing I have left of my mother
Because I'm German? Didn't say it
Don't pull I'm sorry
I shouldn't have accepted it
You don't have to apologize you have to
You're right. There is no excuse and forgiveness
Can you please stop pushing your Hitler on us?
Granny! Do I have to change the locks?
Did she lose in Monopoly? No, the mind
She gave her my mother's ring
Despite my best efforts
She has mutated into a selfish brat
What I? You are looking for my bloodiest wound
And then rub salt in
I thought the one in love with an Arab
Has no problem with my German
What? I?
Never ever
I can't be with anyone
And ignore everything else without hesitation
What is everything else? Guess what? The reality
Ibrahim, reality
I want this ring back, tell her that before she blows away with it
I..heard you say
Yes, Adi?
Okay don't let her go, will you?
Mucki, thank God
Pull it off
Promise you won't leave me
I have to get him right now
I shouldn't have taken you with me
I am really sorry Please believe me
Look at me
It doesn't fit Fuck the ring
Fuck all the rings I'll buy you a new one
And one with no previous history
I love you More than anything else
I promise you my grandma and the rest of the bullshit
To keep from the neck
And you promise me that you will stay with me
Yes Yes Yes. OK
Do you have it?
Down with the Monarch
Crap
What are you doing here?
I make sure that the salaries are paid
And I'm the owner of the bar
But don't let me bother you Just keep going
Warte
Here, take it I don't want him anymore
Then I assume that you probably don't want the money either
I've invested in your business
Wow
Okay
You get your money Give me 30 days
I'm so happy to finally get to know you guys
Ron, I'm happy Hans
I am also pleased Ron
Maria said that you were on an exchange in Germany
Yes
Therefore I am happy that you are German
I am as happy as a honey horse cake
Like a honey cake horse Ah yes
Like a cake horse Mama, the people pray here
And this is Ella
Our beautiful soldier
And you already know Liam, don't you?
Ja Mm
I am your city guide today
Do we start on Via Dolorosa or the Church of the Holy Sepulcher?
Are you on duty now? No
But with a uniform I can go to the coolest places and get discounts
I feel uncomfortable
I believe in peace
So do we
That is why we fight for it
I know what we need What to eat
Eat, Eat
Yes, great I like it
I have a better idea
The Lodz ghetto was opened after the attack on Poland in 1939
Set up for the Jewish Poles
It was the 2nd largest ghetto after the Warsaw ghetto
In German-occupied Europe
Who took the photos?
They're from different sources
Many of the pictures are from Germans
This is where my mother's family comes from
Aha
And your family?
Comes from a small village in southwest Germany
Maria actually didn't tell us anything about them
And
They died before they were born
Mm
I never got to know my grandparents either
My mother didn't know her either
She was 4 when her parents had to hide her and her sister
That was the last time she saw them
What is...
Become of them?
Years after the war they found someone
who was in the same transport
He could tell them what happened to them
The whole family was wiped out
Nobody survived
Except for my mother and her older sister
My mother says
Her first memory was a dark, cold attic
And hunger
She told how much she was starving.
No no no
Oh my God, Oh my God
Please do not cry.
Shira will kill you.
They rounded them all up
And made them stand in the snow for hours.
So long until the weakest collapsed.
Follow me.
A Holocaust museum, really now?
How in the world does he get such shit?
I envy these people. Do not you have to.
You pay for stories that I always hear for free.
I've never been just sad before I mean as a person
Hm? Why?
Because I always felt that as a German.
I feel guilty as a German
As a German, I am ashamed.
How does it feel if you weren't German?
Stay with me.
If history repeats itself you and I are the first in the crematorium
Then you know what it feels like to be a victim.
Mucki, wait, it was a joke.
Shira?
Maria, her fiancée.
How was it?
Wow fiancée. Are you quick
I beg your pardon?
We wanted to move in together 4 months ago
And already she is planning to get married
So much for keeping the bullshit away
Not even a day. Mucki, that...
Mucki not me
Everywhere I turn there are corpses.
I live in a minefield waiting to explode.
As if that wasn't enough, there are the ex-girlfriends.
Is there another woman in Israel that you haven't fucked, Shushi?
Stop!
I have to destroy his camera
It was your fault Your luck that only your left hand is broken
I am the only normal person in this family
Mucki
Hi Ibrahim?
I don't think so.
You both know each other?
But
When I was in Germany at the time Grandma sent me to Ibrahim
And how do you know each other, huh?
You were a great pleasure for us
How is your beautiful wife? She died
Oh I'm sorry. My sincere condolences.
Are you back? Do you live here again
The children have a life of their own and I felt a longing for...
The sun
May I introduce my husband to you?
My youngest Liam my other daughter Ella
Shira's fiancee, Maria.
Your parents shortly my in-laws.
You come from Stuttgart
Mom, are you going to take him all our genealogy?
Hi, I'm glad. I am also pleased.
I did my training in Tübingen
My children are still there Create, create, build houses
Is there an Arab your mother doesn't know?
It's nice that you are fine.
Mama
These are Maria's parents.
Mummy. Mom please
Uh, get rid of them.
Grandma, stop it! You don't yell at me.
After all the women you dated
Are you trying now
To overcome your attachment phobia with a German?
I don't get into that shit anymore
Hallelujah
She finally strapped it.
Mucki.
You're better off without her
I think I'm better off without you
I'll get your discharge papers straight away
No. No No No
I have the right to be a person not just a German
Not for a woman whose family has been murdered
We should apologize. Are you crazy?
Do you know what they call me? I am a shiksa
And you are goyim plural for non-Jews
And these are just the synonyms of this language for non-Jews
When it comes to Germans things get creative
Connecting cultures is not easy.
I am proud of the way you do it How many words you learned
Can I have my parents back, please ?
Since when have you been crying all the time?
Since when does everything about you sound like a Beatles song?
She should never have come here But. She is here for love
Love. Where?
Everyone hates each other here
It's all controversial. Everything
Except that every German hides a Nazi past.
You can say that there is no Nazi buried with us
Yes No
But
My grandfather, father and my mother They believed in that
I didn't know anything. They kept it a secret.
I never knew my grandfather my father died
And my mother formed from her father and my saint
And me too.
To...
And
My mother didn't want to talk I burned the family album.
It was all a lie anyway.
You never asked me
And I didn't mean to tell you.
Start eating
We have half an hour before the wife starts nagging
It is 7 in the morning
What are you doing here anyway?
Can I go in?
No
Like back then at school.
You and I in the room your siblings in front of the door
And we're talking about girls
But then everything was kind of easier
At that time you weren't aware of the complexity
I'm hungry Liam, I want to sleep!
Hm?
And?
I'll take the shift today.
I am on the way. No need to scream.
Okay, see you.
Name?
Is it really okay to borrow the money from your in-laws?
When it's okay to hang a portrait of my Jewish Princess
Ready? What's this?
You sneaky little...
Bye
Was?
So, yeah, send another one. I can't miss the flight.
How long should it take?
Forget it. Many Thanks.
Shira's girlfriend
Compensatory justice.
Quiet service. Are you going on vacation?
Second
I'm sorry, I don't have time.
I have to go to the airport Oh, good luck with that
There was a huge accident here two trucks
Don't ask there's no getting through here
Didn't you notice the street is empty?
I have to go to the airport urgently. Can you help me?
In any case.
My car is near the scene of the accident
Don't worry you'll be on the plane on time
Thank you. I can't say how grateful I am.
I want to show my gratitude.
It's okay. My shift is over
I also take pleasure in helping a pretty woman.
My father is right. We want to pay you.
Fine
Now it feels like shit but it gets better
I do not think so believe me
Got it through and regretted it
No, I don't regret any of it
Do not be sad Maybe she wasn't the right one
She is definitely the one.
Crap
I cannot go
Thank you.
What? Oh, Petra, please.
So you stay here
Hans Come on now
Come on, give me the car keys.
Berta?
Take it.
Put it on her German finger
Before you miss anything wonderful.
Oma
Don't miss out on something wonderful either
This biblical beauty cannot be found anywhere else in the world
It's just magical. Spare me.
I really can't cross the Green Line
Take a look.
Hans, stop. Stop, Hans! I cannot!
I'm sorry but I can't
Did you see? They have separate border crossings
Enough! My leg is broken so take me to Shira.
After that you make your own decisions and I mean.
Even if they don't suit you.
Exactly
For love
Honey, but...
I am so sorry No, I'm sorry
I'm sorry, Mucki, I...
I love you, Mucki. I love you so much.
We both. You and me that's all that matters
You do not understand. My mother's parents were Nazis
You Germans know how to destroy a romantic moment.
We did well with her.
We can get married now.
Couples who shouldn't fit but somehow still do
Dear Grandma
Love is chaos.
A wonderful mess.
Something worth celebrating.
I'm so happy for both of you.
And has this clarified who will get the house?
Mama
I am so happy for you.
And about the wonderful wedding.
Cheers Cheers
Dear Berta, Dear Ibrahim Congratulations
You are proof that a two-state solution
To love To love
Now would be the time to get off your high horse.
You wallow in showing me the reunion.
But does it just bother me that no security company was hired?
A wedding is really fun when it's not your own.
My grandma insisted.
Oh, honey.
Sweetheart?
That rhymes with Nazi
Has potential or not?
Bomb!
You are all racists!
How should I know?
It sounded like an explosion. Cap, you racist.
Do not do it. I believe in peace.
Thank god, Mucki