[English subtitles are available]
Is there anyone still alive?
From where came such an angry guy?
[Monster Hospital]
You're badly injured, aren't you?
Let me treat you first.
You are a thousand-year toad monster?
No wonder you got hunted.
Please save me.
But I have one rule.
Any demon who has no money for treatments
must offer me something.
What do you want?
Cool!
I think your being hunted
results from the toxic toad fur on your back.
How about leaving it to me?
No way.
That's my protective toad skin.
It's very precious.
Well then, please leave here.
You must treat me today,
or I'll tear down your hospital.
How powerful you are, woman!
Now you just made me have more gray hair.
I'm so going to beat the crap out of you, stinky toad!
[Monster Hospital]
[Saving people and healing wounds]
That was how I,
a handsome guy,
saved Hong Niang again.
Can't you stop bragging?
How can Hong Niang fall in love with such a whip like you?
You do nothing everyday but tell stories.
What are you looking at?
Get out.
Hong Niang won't be seeing patients tonight.
You stinky toad!
Don't you deny that I'm the one who detoxified you?
Without me,
Honghong couldn't have taken you in.
Are you stupid?
She took me in for coveting my toxic toad fur.
Bah!
She was protecting you.
You ungrateful stinky toad!
I'm going to tell Hong Niang about your ingratitude.
Honghong.
Don't call me that.
Go away!
[Mirror Monster, Sanchi]
[When the Mirror Monster was extremely sad,]
[another mysterious man broke into the Monster Hospital.]
Help me!
[Meanwhile]
Help me!
There's a Demon Pill in his body.
Demon Pill?
What is a Demon Pill?
[Monster Hospital]
Honghong, wait for me.
I'm so happy.
Boss,
for getting the Demon Pill,
we should help with that scholar's delivery.
Once it is born,
you can swallow it right away
so that the taboo of your blood will be broken
and you can hence walk freely under the sun.
Shut up!
Go collect my debts.
Don't look at me! Haven't you ever seen handsome guys!
[Speak without reservation]
Wish you great fortune and longevity.
Wish you immortality.
Wish you happiness and prosperity.
Wish you filial, outstanding descendants.
May you enjoy honor and wealth every year.
Wish you a rich, powerful and promising future.
Brothers and sisters!
If you have money, please give us some money.
Or just come to join us.
I'm to smash him.
Smash it!
Hurry up. Get up.
Show everyone this shocking scene.
[Murder scene]
Brothers and sisters,
this is a unique skill lost for a long time.
Anyone who can hit the bull's eye
from the distance of a hundred paces
can get a reward of
one tael.
Do you want to see it?
OK.
Watch the performance.
Attention!
Start.
I'm a crack shot,
aren't I?
Don't leave.
There's something more interesting.
In this world,
no matter noble persons
or humble monsters,
they can all live for almost half a century.
But the demi-humans like me
can only live for about 30 years.
Now,
the Demon Pill is to be born.
Heaven is giving me way out.
Thank you, Boss Hong.
Take care, Boss Hong.
Thank you, Hong Niang.
Thank you, Boss Hong.
Ten tael per person.
Keep the accounts.
Again?
Brother.
Busy now?
Brother,
could you please pay for
last month's treatment you received in our hospital?
What?
What's the hurry?
[Death]
Boss,
it's better to use less violence in the future.
Or you'll get older faster.
Cut the crap.
Boss Hong.
I was just joking with brother Chi.
I've already prepared the money for you.
Boss,
there is a man
who loves a woman very much.
Although she is stingy,
and she's neither gentle nor considerate,
he just can't help loving her.
Tell me,
how should he let her know it?
Then just don't!
Boss Hong.
Boss.
Here's the prescription.
Please wait a moment.
Boss,
I don't think we should hurry to deliver it.
Or the scholar will suspect us.
Step aside!
Boss Hong,
don't worry.
My medicine
is good.
The medicine I give you is definitely the best.
Boss Hong,
your medicine is ready.
I'll deduct the fees from the debts you owed me.
Remember to come for your follow-up visit next week.
Remember!
Go.
Take care.
Wait for me.
You are so nagging,
hanging about all day...
Hurry up.
Greetings, Master.
It seems that the Demon Pill has entered the Monster Hospital.
Yun, Buerjia,
you two sneak into the Monster Hospital now.
Once the Demon Pill comes out,
report to me immediately.
What should we do?
What?
Just go.
You...
Who are you?
What is this place?
Why is the egg made so horrible?
It doesn't matter.
Eat some first
so that you can have the strength to unload what's in your belly.
Unload?
The stuff in my belly is alive?
Of course!
Oh my god!
How can I face His Confucius?
I'd rather...
I'd rather die!
It doesn't matter.
What matters is how you got the Demon Pill.
Those were some of
the darkest moments
in my life.
Tell me, how did you get the Demon Pill?
My name is Jin Zhijian.
I'm just a scholar coming to the city for the Imperial Examination.
But unexpectedly,
on the way here,
I met several men in black.
They even kidnapped me.
And they forced me to...
We were forced to take a kind of drug.
The rest were dead.
Only I survived.
What a beast!
Shut up!
Get to the point.
Then...
Why is his belly like this?
So disgraceful.
Is he a pervert?
This is crazy...
That was how
I came to the Monster Hospital.
But...
[Medical Scripture]
Ancient books say
the Demon Pill is hard to find.
Only by being born in a male virgin's belly
can a Demon Pill come into being three days after its birth.
So,
you are a virgin?
Could it...
Could it also
be a sin?
Of course it's not a sin to remain chaste.
But the Demon Pill is a monster.
If you abort it now,
you will also die.
Doctor,
help me!
Don't worry.
Just set your mind at rest and live here.
As for the rest,
leave it to me.
Thank you, doctor.
What's this stuff for?
This is a tonic pill specially made for you.
No, I don't want that.
You have no choice.
Duo Rou!
Done!
Boss.
Spit it out.
Let me do it, Boss.
Sanchi, hurry up.
Hurry up.
Behave yourself.
Master asked us to keep an eye on him.
But
we have to find a resonable excuse
for entering the Monster Hospital.
Since it's so urgent,
we can only use our unique skills to survive.
Help!
It seems that you have enough blood.
It's nothing serious.
You can leave now.
Boss,
why not do further checkups for us?
We'll pay you the money.
That makes sense.
We shall not leave.
Are you going to leave or not?
No.
For your hospital, I…
Get out!
Please calm down, hero.
We shall leave.
[Dead here]
It seems
this is the first time we've together appreciated the moon in silence.
It's the three of us.
I didn't expect
such a vulgar man to be next to us.
What a disappointment!
What are you trying to insinuate?
Enough!
The two monsters who came today seemed a bit abnormal.
Their wounds were so fake,
seeming to be a result of being foolish.
That means they intended to come here to see a doctor.
No wonder they insisted on staying here.
Could it be for
the Demon Pill?
Boss.
what on earth is the Demon Pill?
Why do you care so much about it?
It's none of your business.
Don't say anything anymore.
I...
The moon gets eclipsed by the Heavenly Dog.
It's ominous.
The Demon Pill is about to be born.
I can't stand it anymore.
Come on.
Harder.
Help!
Harder. Don't panic.
Here is the water.
Come on.
Inhale.
My stomach hurts.
Inhale.
Harder.
Exhale.
How can it come out if you don't push?
Inhale.
Exhale.
Breathe.
Again.
Why is it so hard?
Exhale.
Inhale.
Don't panic.
That's right. Harder.
Help!
Sanchi!
Oh no, it's overflowed with the demonic energy.
Duo Rou!
Don't save me.
Just kill me!
Hang in there.
Almost there!
Kill me.
I can't hang on anymore.
To get the universe upside down.
To guide the energy downward.
Go.
It's out.
Where is the Demon Pill?
Two Demon Pills?
It's still in your belly!
Inhale.
Exhale.
Inhale.
Exhale.
Inhale.
Boss.
Something's up.
I can't hang on anymore.
God, bless me. Let the Demon Pill survive and the scholar die.
Looks like I can only use my unique skill.
What is this?
Stinky toad.
You know nothing.
This is called "psychedelic powder".
It can stimulate him to push harder under fear.
Your essay is a complete failure.
You'll never be able to succeed in the Imperial Examination.
You are the most stupid scholar in the world.
It came out!
It tastes terrible.
This kid grew so fast!
Dad, when are we gonna eat?
You little bastard, turn around!
Boss,
it was hard for you to deliver me.
In my heart,
you are the best mother in the world.
You shameless little monster.
Don't try to make a connection.
She has no relation with you.
He's so quick-tongued.
Boss,
the Demon Pill needs three days to be mature.
At that time, we can take it.
Now let's control ourselves.
What's the point? I can't help it.
Why is this kid so strong?
Mother, you dummy!
Here is the question.
Rob the Demon Pill or not?
Listen to the master. Retreat!
Go upstairs and get him something to wear.
What?
The Demon Pill is just born.
You two are in a hurry to leave?
Don't talk to him.
Just bring out the big guns.
Do I still need to play?
Just stop it.
Retreat.
Get up.
Boss.
You...You want to eat the Demon Pill?
So what?
You‘re stupid.
The Demon Pill can keep our landlady alive.
Is this really true?
Boss,
didn't you promise your father that
you would be a good monster doctor?
But now, you
want to use the blood of the monster to keep you alive, which is too...
What?
All people
are selfish!
You, you, you!
You're an ungrateful toad!
I'm just asking.
Master,
the Demon Pill has been born.
So the question is,
why don't we take the Demon Pill now?
No hurry.
Hong Niang is still useful to me.
Three days later,
the bloody moon will appear in the sky.
At that time, the Demon Pill will be mature.
That's when we take action.
He has a strong taste.
This takes after me.
Why did you let him eat scallions?
It's not my fault.
He found it himself.
He's gonna...
How many scallions did he eat?
He can't go on like this.
He has to have a balanced diet.
You fatten him up so you can kill him?
Where's that poor scholar?
I'm fine.
Your tongue is heavily coated.
You're severely malnourished.
See what I can do to you.
Eat all of these!
Give me some more.
This kid is so wicked!
I think we should give him a name.
On the day he was born,
the clouds were colorful.
However,
the moon waned.
Let's call him
Jiujiu.
What's the connection in this context?
No wonder you failed the exam.
Jiujiu. Jiujiu.
Don't be smug. See how I eat you.
[Ten Ways to cook the Demon Pill]
[Stir Frying]
[Braising]
Honghong, what flavor do you like?
I think the steamed type is better. It maintains the original flavor.
Cut the crap. It's none of your business.
[The Blood-thirsty Caltrop Flower]
Oh no!
Oh no, no!
What's wrong?
Jiujiu's gone.
Jiujiu!
What are you waiting for?
Go out and find him.
I told you he's over there.
It's over.
Looks like God is gonna destroy me.
Jiujiu.
Jiujiu!
Jiujiu?
What happened to Jiujiu?
Why did you run out?
Well,
didn't you ask me to chop wood?
I'm back.
Ah Jiu.
What are you doing?
Mother, here you are.
Who is your mother?
Why did you get out of here?
How dare you!
He is just a kid.
You...
Out of my way!
Let's go.
You...
This...
Up.
Mother, take these.
It's good for your health.
Stand still.
Mother, you have it.
Don't touch mine!
It's mine!
Look at me.
Play with me.
Let's go.
Play with me.
Mother, you really want to eat me!
Eating you is the only way to make me stronger.
Mother, you can take my life.
Don't blame me.
You can go. Don't come back.
Mother.
Here you are.
I want drumsticks.
Drumsticks.
I want drumsticks!
The drumstick is delicious.
Honghong.
Come here. Be quick.
Honghong.
Come here. Come to dad.
Come here.
Try this drumstick I made for you.
Put it here.
Here's some more.
It's okay. I'll find a way to cure you.
Boss.
Let him go.
No, boss.
Today is the third day after its birth.
Isn't today
the day we've been waiting so long for?
What do you have to say right now?
Get Jiujiu out of here now.
Boss.
Look,
landlady,
I just got seriously hurt,
can I stay one more day?
OK.
The Demon Pill is rare.
I'll make it into a specimen and put it in the hall,
which can also attract customers.
I see.
I'll pack my things and get Jiujiu out of here.
Sanchi!
Where did he go?
Jiujiu.
Hey, Sanchi!
What is it?
The steamed type is healthier.
Think of it as a sacrifice for your mother.
Can the temperature be higher?
If the steamed type doesn't work, then sashimi.
Gosh!
Where are you going?
I...Believe it or not, I will fry you!
Stop!
What are you doing here?
Let him go!
Honghong,
tonight is your last chance.
You can't be softhearted.
I've made up my mind.
Honghong!
Let him go.
Jiujiu, let's go.
You guys go ahead.
If you really want what's best for me,
you should respect my choice.
The world is dangerous.
Find a place to hide
and never come back.
Where do you want to go?
Hong Niang.
Long time no see.
It's you!
I'm gonna kill you!
Hong Niang,
he is much stronger than you and I.
Cover them.
Retreat back to the Monster Hospital.
Do you think you can get away with this?
Go!
Run!
You guys are running pretty fast.
Stop!
Get up and chase them.
Wait for me.
Go.
[Smithy]
Duo Rou.
Go.
Don't move!
Where are you going?
Keep going if you dare.
Thank you for saving me.
Don't flatter yourself.
It's for Hong Niang.
Damn Mirror,
I'm warning you.
Get the hell out of here.
What?
Are you trying to scare me?
Everyone here
has been indebted to Hong Niang.
Ask them to kill people.
You can see whether they will do it or not.
I will!
Where are they going?
It's time for you to requite.
Throw them out!
Get out!
Kneel down.
Stop it.
Boss, be careful.
Sanchi!
I'll fight it out with you!
Boss...
There is
a man.
He likes a woman.
He...
I know.
Let him say it himself.
He...
He likes...
Sanchi!
I'm going to kill you!
Stop, you all!
You should just kill me.
Kill you?
There are only the two of us left in the demi-human clan.
How can I kill you?
You're a demi-human?
Yes.
Back then, I slaughtered the demi-human clan
to use the negative emotions of the clan
to cultivate the Demon Pill.
I thought you and I were both people of misfortune,
so you would try your best to change your fate.
But I didn't expect you to be so merciful
that you would want to release the Demon Pill.
You killed your people in the clan just for the Demon Pill?
The Blood-thirsty Caltrop Flower?
Yes.
You are knowledgeable.
When the flower absorbs the energy of the Demon Pill,
I need your support
to keep the Demon Pill alive.
You are crazy.
Hong Niang,
I'm very flattered.
What if I refuse?
Do you get to choose?
Mother!
Mother,
promise me.
Protect...
Protect my father.
Do it now.
When the caltrop flower blossoms tomorrow,
we'll let those hostages go.
If not...
Mother!
If you blame me,
I have nothing to say.
Mother.
Father.
The Blood-thirsty Caltrop Flower is ready.
Great.
Let Duo Rou go.
Then I'll give you the flower.
Hong Niang.
I'll go.
Protect Jiujiu.
Duo Rou.
Sorry.
My mission is completed.
Jin Zhijian!
You...
Bastard!
Jin Zhijian!
How could I let them go?
After I absorb the Blood-thirsty Caltrop Flower,
their lives
will be used by me.
You bastard!
I'll kill you!
Why?
I kidnapped you today.
But you kept risking your life to protect this bag.
I thought there was a treasure inside.
It turns out to be the most important thing to all poor scholars in the world.
[Jin Zhijian]
Sir.
I beg you.
Give me back my exam plate.
I failed the imperial examinations twice.
My mother died early of depression because of this.
If I fail again this time,
I would be too shameful
to visit my mother's grave.
As long as you complete the task we gave you,
we'll not only return the plate to you,
but also guarantee you to be the Number One Scholar.
What do you think?
Come on.
Don't be sad.
I'll return this to you tomorrow
[Jin Zhijian]
so you can continue to study
and be a sage.
Give it back to me!
Screw you!
I'm a sage.
Jin Zhijian!
Now the Blood-thirsty Caltrop Flower is here,
plus
the superb demon blood...
Master.
Master!
Mas...
Is master crazed?
Here comes the question.
What should we do about...
What happened?
[Poison Transfusion]
[Poison Flower]
I'm going to kill you!
So what if I'm possessed?
I already have the power of the caltrop flower.
Even if I die,
I'll take you to die with me.
You want to die?
Jin Zhijian!
Hong Niang, I don't want to be a sage anymore.
I don't want to...
Jin Zhijian!
Master!
Ah!
Here comes the question.
Should I run or not?
Think about it yourself!
[Monster Hospital]
Father!
Mother.
Mother!
Mother, wake up!
Mother!
Wake up!
Ouch!
Open your eyes and take a good look.
As long as I am here,
you'll always keep a low profile.
Brother San,
please spare my life.
What else can you do besides bragging?
Are you out of your mind?
You stinky toad, you only know to bully me.
I'm going to tell Honghong
to deduct your salary.
I wish you never have little tadpoles.
I told you not to call me Honghong.
What a great story you just told!
Great my ass!
All you know is talking.
Get out!
Go back to your homes!
A bunch of poor monsters.
You don't come to see the doctor to buy medicine but listen to storytelling here every day.
You are delaying my business.
Do you think this is a tea house?
If you don't have money, then at least have a heart, okay?
In the future, whoever dares to come, I will break his leg.
Get lost!
Get lost! I'm not in the mood to see patients.
Excuse me,
is Hong Niang here?
Help!