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Have you ever?
Woke up in the morning that you don't want it exist in this world?
And trying to close your eyes?
Hoping that if you open your eyes again...
It will be a whole new day.
Valentine's day? The day of love for many sweet couples.
For me? It's so pathetic?
I wish the guy over there is the right one.
Oh god! I'm late!
Shit!
Are we gonna make it? Hurry up!
Come on! Go!
Go! Step on it!
Valentine's?
It happened because florists?
And chocolate sellers?
Trump up a story to sell their stuff at high cost
for those young lovers who were blindly in love.
I know that he's lying. But I let him lie to my anyway.
"Always wrong - Always right"
Look! He's so cute.
Which one?
Holy smoky! He's gorgeous!
Wow!
What?
I got sidetracked by a few seconds and a guy bought you roses?
Aha.
How did you do it to me, Mild? So mean!!
Look! A card!
Let me read it.
How to open this thing?
Love Love Love Love
Love Love Love Love Love Love
I wrote you a poem?
I tried to find a word to describe my feeling
but I couldn't find it.
Except the word? 'Love'
Love you so much? Mint!
Damn!
Since when you changed your name to Mint?
Since I've found it in a trash can.
Come on. / You'll be all right.
Enough!
Don't make it let you down?
Here it is?
So... you didn't come together?
No.
Sign separately. / All right.
At the bottom. There.
Once you signed, it's all set.
Err? The pen.
Let's share it.
You're Pod's fan?
Yes.
I like him too.
He has a funny face? Like a cartoon, you think so?
Yes.
But his voice's great. Yes.
Which song is your favorite?
Well?
Whoever born to be for me
Whoever born to be my soulmate
I'll call you back.
That's my favorite.
Whoever born to be for me
Whoever born to be my soulmate
All set.
We're glad to serve you.
All right.
Thank you.
One day I'll find this person
and she really exists, doesn't she?
Two strangers run into each other and fall in love.
Is this what we call "destiny"?
And when will my time come?
Looking at the new calendar
Looking at the love couple passing by
Here... umm... umm... umm.
Who's Umm? This is Jib.
My face just looks like hers.
Don't get confused. We're cute in our own way.
Unbelievable! If you were Umm.
I would be Ken.
Geez! Way too much!
Speaking of which, our lives have changed a great deal.
Since that car accident.
Our faces transformed like they are now.
Yes.
Otherwise, we both must be busy modeling.
No need to deliver the flowers.
Yeah.
Well, you're not gonna drive again, aren't you?
No! I'm afraid if I do?
The direction of my life will change again.
Hey! Break, break, break!
Break!!
Hey!
It didn't bump into us.
Come on.
I'm sorry. Here, my card and the insurance.
You can call them anytime.
I'll take all the responsibility.
Yes? I'm getting into the express way.
Wait. How could I trust you?
I'll be there in half an hour.
What if you lift somebody's car?
Oh?
For this insurance package?
You will receive many benefits, grandpa.
It will also provide health benefit for the elderly?
Suppose? Let's have a scenario?
If you had an accident and had your finger cut,
we have a premium compensate for the loss.
For the number of fingers you got cut?
I'm not cursing you?
Such as losing your leg.
We also have an extra premium for you.
Depending on the number of hands amputated.
Well? Grandpa.
God! Grandpa. Are you all right?
You haven't got your insurance yet.
What happened to you?
Grandpa. Grandpa.
Can anyone help me?
Have an inhalant?
Grandpa.
He just fainted.
Take a deep breath, grandpa.
You'll be all right.
You feel better?
Are you okay now, grandpa?
Hold this folder, please.
I'll be back and we can start the paper work.
Hey, you.
Mister.
Hold on?
Excuse me. Do you have some coins?
Coins. It's gonna be disconnected.
Thank you.
By the way, how is your car?
They will take it to the garage this evening.
Guys! Today is our last day.
Just another one million?
To make our Japan trip come true!
Sugoi! Oishi! Oishi desu ka!
Let's fly to Japan!
Sir? Let's choose the easy path to you future.
What?
Have you got a life insurance yet?
Hello.
Could I have a bit of your time?
Have you got a life insurance yet?
This is suit for a couple soon to be married.
Interested?
Well? Excuse me.
Would you like to fill your application?
All right.
Just a moment.
Hello? Who is it?
[This is Mick. Remember me?]
What Mick?
Can you call me later? I'm busy.
[It's about the money I borrowed you for the phone.]
Wait!
Why now? You're chasing my customer away.
If I flunk my trip to Japan, you must be responsible.
Anyway? Who are you?
[I wanna return that 32 baht.]
I see?
I'm busy right now. Could you call me later?
[How about I send you some customers?]
It's not a time for a joke.
I'm serious.
[Me too]
[Close your eyes, counting 1 to 20]
[And then customers will be there, all right?]
And you know?
This is bullshit.
1? 2?
3? 4?
What are you doing?
Stop being nonsense. Back to work.
Oh my god!
I'm working.
Focus!
Ms. Fruitcake! Mind your own business!
Leave me alone.
I wanna buy an insurance.
Please fill up the form first.
My friends are also coming.
Over there.
Oh wow! Gosh!
Come on. Please come inside.
Wonderful!
Come on. Please come inside.
The bi-lingual book project for children
has been on top of the heap.
I'd like to say that our charity?
Can't be successful
without the great help of our long-time supporter
Dr. Apiwan.
Could we give her a big round of applause?
Are you interested in giving them to your kids at home?
I mean? Your nieces or nephews.
Do you like reading about proverbs or maxims?
If you do, I think?
Thank you for lending me.
I paid 30 baht for the skytrain
to get 32 baht in return?
Here? An extra 10 baht for the motorbike taxi.
Mick? I've been looking for you.
Can you take me out for a music after this?
Well? I have something to do.
What thing?
It's about that goddy twist?
Who is she?
I'm his wife.
What?
You know what the heck you just said?
Hot temper, huh?
Let's go buy a crib for our baby, honey.
That bimbo started the shit?
Blow my fuse!
Well, think of it as my thanks for those customers.
See you later.
Mild!
Would you care for the dimsum too?
How did you send those people to buy my insurance?
Well?
I know lots of people.
You saw it in the seminar, didn't you?
Your seminar?
What do you do?
It's a charity work.
Helping those in need, something like that.
Excuse me?
Is this picture for sale?
I don't know. I gotta ask the manager.
Why?
I'm looking for a gift for my grandpa.
He's a big fan of this chinese superstar.
Really?
You got a fight with your grandpa?
No?
Just thinking about?
Going to his birthday party makes me so tired.
They always bring up the issue of
my having no boyfriend.
They've tried to match me with those strangers.
Why don't you bring your boyfriend then?
You pretended to be my wife to save me?
How about I being your boyfriend?
Okay?
Grandpa, this?
Who's that?
My name is Mick. Good afternoon, sir.
Good afternoon.
I'm Mild's boyfriend.
Whoo! You said it out loud!
My grandson did exactly the same last year.
Are you queer?
No?
A fag?
No. Why he keep asking me?
What did you say?
Nope.
Are you a swish?
Oh!
You're a gay, aren't you?
It's so obvious. Why are you still asking?
Really?
I don't buy it.
You don't believe me in anything.
If you're a real fag, show me. Prove it!
Oh? Fantastic!
How much do you pay him?
Grandpa? Here is your gift.
Mild told me that you like kungfu.
So I intend to give you this picture.
Oh yeah! My dream girl!
You know? When I was young?
Who made me lost my virginity?
It's because of her!
Sliding it all day.
How about you?
What do you do? Get good salary?
I'm the president of a few charities.
And the honorable member of non-benefit organizations.
Oh lord!
This restaurant also belongs to my family.
Now I know why you always dressed so well
I'm used to it?
People see me in this kind of funny costume.
You have plenty of money?
I don't see the point why you have to do this, sir.
Your language is surprisingly more polite.
You don't need to change your tone. Be yourself.
Working for many organizations, you should be tired.
If you think about those who are in desperate need,
you won't feel tired at all.
Thank you for everything.
My pleasure.
That's what a boyfriend does.
Here's your souvenir from Japan
They said it will help your business
Thanks! It's so cute.
Is that one yours? What is it for?
It's a woman's secret.
This is Pan speaking.
Umm
I will tell the hospital to prepare the Operation room.
I will pick up the kid myself.
It won't take long.
Is it something serious?
It's one of the kids at my organization. He heeds an emergency operation.
He wants me to be there for him.
I'm sorry. I don't think I can make it to the movie.
You're better be hurried.
When I see you work, I kind of feel ashamed of myself.
I don't have much chance to help people like you.
Actually you can.
How?
You can help taking care of my heart.
Yuck!
He said those lame words.
"May I take care of your heart?"
Is there anyone still saying it nowadays?
But it works every time?
Yes!
Mild. You've just known him for 2 months.
So what?
They are just going out, not like getting married tomorrow.
You're easy!
Easy what?
They love each other. They're love birds.
What's your problem?
Up yours.
I talked about Mild, not you.
Damn! I don't get it.
Wait until you have a boyfriend like me, you'd get it.
Really?
Hell no!
Is this an insurance or matchmaker office?
Where exactly in this world am I standing?
What kind of a decent man will like you?
The customer I met a few months ago, remember?
You mean that lazy-eyed chinese lad?
So what?
He's bad. He's cute.
He's rude! My type!
What's wrong with your? Picking a wicked!
Let's have fun at the Karaoke.
I'm sorry, Tid.
I have a date tonight.
By the way, he wants all of us to join.
Can you come with me?
So you can be some commentators.
Here we go.
Mild said that you like chicken dishes.
So may I present you with these recipes.
Too bad that it's cooked.
Usually I drag live chicks into the pond!
Sorry, Mr. Mick.
I heard that you're kind of rolling in dough.
Aren't you interested in an insurance?
I mean a heart insurance.
For this promotion? I guarantee if you're heartbroken?
We'll compensate you with experienced dolls to heal.
Don't mind them?
They forgot to get their shot in the morning.
I'm a dog, not a man!
A man not a dog!
Yeah! You're right. Ta-da!
That's okay.
Let's start our dinner, shall we?
Well? Tid and Pizza. After this?
Would you like to join the auction for the handicapped?
We think we'll pass.
Tid has date with his man.
He's cleaned his fridge since yesterday.
If we joined you, he'll miss his date.
Because the fridge is ready.
Cleaning a fridge is good.
Do it frequently, it helps eliminate filthy stuff.
Especially when you use baking soda.
Have you ever used it?
Soda? / Yes
It must be very fizzy and cold!
No? He means?
I'd suggest potassium permanganate solution then.
Potassium permanganate?
Hold on? Mild
I'll introduce you to my colleagues. Just a sec.
All right.
Excuse me? Are you from the press?
No, I'm not.
Can I see your invitation card, please?
Actually, I'm glad? To be here today?
The day that all of us are gathering here.
Mild? I'm so sorry. I forgot your invitation card.
Let's get inside again.
Come on.
Mild? Would you like something to drink?
The press wanna take a group photo.
All right.
Yes. Hello.
This is for you.
Can your shop do one style of bouquet?
It's just like the one from yesterday. The only difference is the bow's color.
Cutting the ribbon for the orphan foundation's opening.
And 6 am tomorrow, at the convention center
for a charity race, "Clean Lung" project.
Karaoke tonight, gals?
Sorry? I got a date.
Way better than your karaoke.
Let's go.
Parn. Do I have free time for a few hours next week?
One moment, sir.
You're all booked up.
It's not until next month.
Hey!
Got a date with your angel?
Wanna come with us?
All right.
Let's go!
Your appointment is canceled.
Mr. Peter postponed it to tomorrow.
Let me call Ms. Mild to rearrange the schedule?
That's all right. I'll call to surprise her myself.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Hello. Which one do you like?
Well, I don't like it.
Don't get embarrassed. Many guys love playing dolls.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not buying it for myself.
For your kid?
How old is she? I can help you pick.
I don't have a kid yet.
For your wife, then?
We're not married yet.
It's surely for your girlfriend.
If you're just start going out, this one is the best.
For her birthday, you gotta go for this one.
But for your anniversary, I suggest this one.
If you plan to propose to her, this one works.
My boss starts kicking up a fuss.
My performance this month is not good.
You want me to ask my friends?
Companies need to find insurance for their employees.
No, Mick.
I should do it by myself.
Then you gotta find and show your strength.
Customers will be attracted by it.
I'll show you when we meet next time.
When would that be?
I really wanna see you every day.
My birthday this Friday? You can't miss it.
Okay? I promise. I'll be there.
Happy Birthday from Mr. Mick, miss.
Thank you very much.
Happy Birthday? May you have a very happy life
Having handsome and rich boyfriend.
Though I have little time for you, but I love you so much.
Mild... wait for me at the pub?
And I'll be with you later.
Sir.
Lonely?
This place serves exclusively for you tonight.
Just hang it there?
I'll be a superman flying to you now.
Hey guys! Gee! How do you get here?
Your boyfriend called us.
Long time no see, huh?
Here is your gift.
Gosh! Thank you.
Kong?
Your face never changes!
Come here? Have a seat.
You are here too. I miss you!
We are collecting this fund
allocate to all charities that we sponsored.
When will we know the amount of the donation?
Mr. Mick?
For the birthday party?
Okay? Bye.
See you.
Bye-bye.
I'll give you a call.
Mr. Mick wants you to wait a moment.
The meeting is about to finish.
Do you need anything else?
I'll have it arranged for you.
Stop drinking booze. Here is milk!
Why so worried? We're here to have fun!
You have all what you've dreamed of...
Handsome man from a rich family
Damn! Everything is perfect!
Take it easy! Enjoy life!
Having all I want? Except one thing? Him!
We've been going out nearly a year.
I hardly see him in person.
Our plan to the beach? Always get put off.
Even on my birthday, he still doesn't show up.
He's a man of a public? Not mine.
Damn. You're making me tensed.
Listen? Nobody is perfect.
Your problem is so damn trivial.
Guys! You can't leave before the count down?
We're getting close to the New Year?
Ten
Nine
Eight
Seven
Six
Five
Four
Three
Two
One
If we leave now
we'll get to the beach in the morning.
Here... umm... umm... umm.
Who's Umm? This is Jib.
My face just looks like hers.
Don't get confused? We're both cute in our own way.
Give me a break!
If you were Umm, I'd be Ken.
Geez! Way too much!
Break, break, break, break!
The car in the back turned left.
Moron! You like cheap shot, don't you?
SAMPLE SUB
Watch out! The motorbike!
Get out of your car... if you dare.
He's cute.
Cutie chinese stud!
Make sure he's not a fairy in hiding.
But it's too late.
I fall in love.
Gosh! I love him.
Finally. I found my soulmate.
What soulmate? He's occupied.
Bitch! I saw him first.
Why you!
What the heck? Hold on!
Definitely gay. Freaking gay.
A wacko!
A bed-bunny!
Did you get in a wrong place?
Are you're in a right place?
You wanna try to pee by standing?
That makes you on cloud nine?
Did you see his little brother?
I don't see his brother.
You know he comes alone.
I mean his "Gundum".
Describe it!
You're crazy!
Hey wacko! What are you doing?
Selling insurance.
How much is it per kilo?
What're you laughing? I'm not a joker.
But your gag is funny.
Are you interested in a life insurance?
And are you interested in me doing for you?
Blush? Thinking dirty, aren't you?
No? Let me explain the package in detail.
Please have a seat.
I'm busy now. Can it be later?
Sure? Give me the number that I can contact.
Are you asking for my number?
To issue an insurance,
Wow! What a cutie hottie!
If I didn't go buy coffee, I should have tasted him by now.
Give me a break!
You know? This pain in the ass?
Is sent exclusively for Mild.
I met him first? But I didn't get that chance.
All right. Here it is.
Oh very fast.
What are you doing? Stop it.
You don't have that right.
He's laying bait on you. Why give him away?
For a man nowadays? If you want him?
You gotta run after him!
True!
If you keep hiding your feeling
and wait for him to make a move.
You'll be alone forever.
Don't give his number to anyone.
Go ahead! Call him. I wanna know.
Matchmaker bitch.
If she doesn't want him, I will.
Again? It's in the past! Let it go.
The boss wants the project. Is it finished?
Excuse me.
Yes?
Which desk is Mr. Art's?
Art... is over here.
But he just stepped outside.
Is he expecting you?
Yes.
That's okay. I can wait.
How about waiting inside?
All right. Thank you.
Where have you been? She's been long waiting for you.
I didn't tell her to wait.
Here is the insurance plan that suits you.
Please read the detail. If you have questions, let me know.
You got a boyfriend yet?
Are you flirting me?
Nah? I see you're too old to be alone.
You wouldn't have much time with your kids.
I'm just 24.
You look old.
Read through this policy.
In case you die from being whooped?
You will get a very attractive premium.
I don't buy it.
Are you out of your mind?
You've long been here but don't make good use of your time.
Come here!
Why don't you ask him if he has an insurance?
Ask him!
Have you got an insurance yet?
No, I haven't.
And are you interested?
Sure.
See? Now you get one customer.
Then? / Hold on!
Not now. I'm hungry.
Let's find something to eat. Your treat.
Ordered all these foods. Why don't you eat them?
Why don't you ask if I like to eat them?
Why I have to ask? I'm not your mom.
Do you like these food?
I can eat whatever you ordered.
When we're in love, everything seems fine.
But when breaking up, she said you're too good.
A woman is hard to please.
You're having a period? Sound grumpy!
Not hungry? Eat!
I don't like it.
How would you know that?
You don't eat it, how do you know how it tastes?
You never eat shit and you know you don't like it.
Perfect example. You're pretty tough, huh?
Try a bite?
Here? Try this? Yummy.
I hate veggie.
Vegetable is good for your health.
Help you poop well? Prevent colon cancer.
Yuck! Dirty!
It's still edible, touches the ground...
within 5 seconds,
you can still pick it up and eat it.
You know why? Because the germ hasn't seen it yet.
I'm serious.
Try it.
It's edible.
Within 5 sec, pick it up and eat it.
See? Am I dead?
You like it? It's good?
Okay! Excellent!
Ring ring!
Are you loony? Playing a doll like a kid.
Are you blind? That's a Blind.
My baby is Blythe not Blind.
And your Gundum? Sounds like a 'condom'.
Why you buy that expensive trash?
With that money, you'd have condoms for years.
How dare you call my Gundum a condom!
How dare you call my Blythe a blind!
Hey! His arm's torn.
You don't need to be this cruel.
You hurt my Blythe first.
This is my favorite. Buy me a new one!
Can't help it. It's his winning stroke.
You have no chance to live!
He also got kicked by Blythe's winning stroke.
I'll get you back? Blythe.
Anytime? Loser!
Order it if you wanna eat.
No? I will be fat.
Why? You're afraid nobody like you?
If you are who you are
and a moron doesn't like it? Let it be.
If you gotta suffer just to keep the love, so don't.
Can I have mango? One scoop? No topping.
You like chubby girl?
No! Even an idiot doesn't like an ugly, fat girl.
Just eat it?
It's all right.
You'll get skinny and good health once you exercise.
Snooker is good? Kind of fun too.
Look! See that screwy?
We gotta collect the saliva?
And spit it out? Like this.
Aim the target? Spit!
That's it!
Don't be shy.
Try it.
Harder.
All the way.
Good work.
See? Doing disgusting stuff gives us a good time.
Excited?
Well? It's okay.
Those assholes deserve it.
Yes.
You're such a pukey bastard.
Could you stop hanging around with that jerk?
Do you realize how nasty you are now?
You look more like a megabitch each day.
From my friend who is lively and chirpy
now she's transformed to a bush pig.
Filthy! Nasty! Yucky!
Go away!
I'm sorry.
You really want a piece of me?
Hey! Stop fighting, my friends.
The fact that he taught me to do something weird
is not really bad thing at all.
It's kind of fun.
Am I cute? Look good?
Wow! Damn cute!
Satisfied now?
It's very long. / So cute.
Could you peel the shrimp?
This one? The head is yours, body is mine.
Cute, isn't it?
Being with him makes me feel good. / Nah? Expensive.
Feel comfortable. I can't explain it.
1578 totally? Give me 789.
The change has to be divided too.
Though he took me to do stuff I had never done,
I don't need to be a pretty woman to impress him.
Dip in the septic tank? You look like shit.
I realize now what love really is.
Love is like? Our fart.
It's invisible but we can feel it.
But the fart is rapidly disappeared.
All right! I think all women wish to be themselves
when they are with the guy.
You're not a girl, you never know.
What?
Hey? Merekat!
Are you serious about our relationship, aren't you?
When woman decides to love someone, it'll be forever.
That means? You're falling in love with me?
What does love mean?
Dictionary says... love is giving, wishing the loved one a happy life.
But in my definition... I give you and you give me back.
So we can be happy together.
So you love me, you gotta give it to me.
So let's do it, shall we?
You two act like a long couple married.
Giving each other a cold shoulder?
Not a new young love.
You're right.
At first you said he was fine.
I want him to please me sometimes.
He never asks what I like to eat.
Peel this for me... treat me like other couples.
Fine! I'll peel it.
This one?
Done! I peel the shrimp for you.
Now it's your turn to peel the crab for me.
Go dutch for our meals.
1250?
625 each?
I thought it's your treat.
Want me at your grandpa's party, right?
I have to watch the movie of his choice.
Here, this one 'Before Valentine'. Directors are good.
Nah? The three couples are the same one.
How about "Slice"? I like the actress. She's cute.
Slice is even worse?
She's actually a transsexual.
No way!
He bangs him. And they were friends from childhood. Confused?
Never hold my hand crossing the road.
Can't you just hold my hand?
Why? Are you a puppy?
Never carries my shopping stuff.
Thank you.
Take this.
It's yours, carry it yourself. Come on!
I'm starving.
You're late 59 mins 27 secs.
Why don't you pick me up at my house then?
He's never bring me home.
What kind of a boyfriend is that?
I'm full.
Bye. See you.
Where are? Hey!
This is a real pain in the ass.
He's even worse than you.
Shit! You want me kick your ass?
What can you do? A man is not a Blythe.
He won't let you dress him up anyway you want.
When you've decided, you gotta accept it.
Don't tell me that you've already got screwed.
How do you know?
Oh God!
That means?
She got laid? What are you so sorry for?
I wanna get laid too. You never get it.
When a woman has lost her virginity,
she must add the 's? To show the possessive
so that guy would take care of her.
What should I do to make him love and care about me?
No? I'm so sorry.
Wow! You're picky.
Why don't you eat, grandpa? All good stuff.
What do you do?
Drawing cartoons.
How dare you say it out loud?
Damn! You look more like a garbage man.
And you're like a clown.
It's my birthday. Why you wear black?
You like the outfit you're wearing?
Of course? It's comfortable.
You like yours and wear whatever you like.
I also like mine.
And now you're criticizing others.
Let me teach you something.
Come closer.
I gotta do that?
Mild is grown-up now.
She can choose whoever she like.
Leave her alone!
If that man turns out a jackass, they'll soon break up.
You better shut up or you'll die early.
So? You are my father or what?
Leo girl.
What's up?
Who the hell is he?
Damn! His teaching really makes a splash!
Here?
He's giving me the chicken's butt.
Eat it.
Damn! He send me the ass.
Mushroom, mushroom, mushroom.
Man, he only eats expensive stuffs.
[Look sad? Your relative dies?]
Go to hell!
I'm just kidding? Don't get mad.
Does your relative die?
My grandpa passed away.
You never care about me. That's not funny.
Come on! Don't be too serious.
You should think that your grandpa has gone to glory.
He might be playing Mah Jong in his paper house
with his servants by now.
He is actually going to his reward!
Going to his reward?
You should get your reward too.
My grandpa is dead?
Have you ever thought of treating me properly?
Understand me. Comfort me. Please me.
Do things like a good boyfriend does.
Have you ever loved or cared about me at all?
Where are you going?
Wherever you wanna go. Whatever you wanna do.
I'll please you anything you want. Come here.
I'll take you wherever you want.
I'll take you anywhere.
Satisfied now?
Come on.
And now what?
You asshole! Get out of my life!
Don't ever come back to me.
Go to hell!
My name is Mild? Not Merekat.
It's not Maid, you shitty freak!
You prick!
Son of a bitch!
He quit his job.
Actually, he really isn't a nasty guy.
He got dumped.
By the phrase?
You're too good for me?
I'm too good for her? Do you believe it, O?
I don't get it. I did everything she wanted.
But she ended up saying that I'm too good.
Do girls stop loving good men now?
They like the fuck-shit? Fine!
From now on I'll be such a shithead!
It's my part fault. I support his obnoxious act.
Because I see you get along quite well.
Where's he working now?
He actually got fired. He's quite sensitive.
He's obsessed with love and ignore anything else.
"I'm sorry? From Art"
Merekat?
Is it the destiny that?
Bringing us together.
I never believe in love at first sight.
Remember the day that we met?
You're such a typical chinese girl? Not pretty at all.
I could recall that you wear in pink, right?
Orange!
And on our first date, I took you to Japanese food.
Vietnamese!
And when I placed food on a floor
and picked it up to eat. You still followed me.
That's gross!
There was no such thing as 5 seconds rule. I made it up.
I thought so.
I kept getting on your nerve? Treating you badly.
Pretty?
Hell yeah! Pretty Merekat!
But you're stand up to it.
I couldn't believe I hurt the girl I love.
Have you ever thought of treating me properly?
And she loves me this much.
Understand me! Comfort me! Please me.
In the past? I was dumped cause "I'm being too good".
So I became the most disgusting guy I can be.
And I deserve it.
If I get "I'm being too bad" from you.
Mild? Don't cry.
I know you are crying, aren't you?
I don't want you sad because of me anymore.
Please? Don't cry.
But I want you to know something.
There's no single moment I didn't feel bad about what I did.
I have inexcusably destroyed our love.
The roses you see in front of you?
May be the only and the last one from me
because I'd have no more chance to hurt you anymore.
Mild? I love you.
? Someone is born to be with me
Whoever is born to be my soulmate
Who is that person? Please tell me?
Making my tired soul rest on it?
I know one day I will meet this person.
But the one waiting right now?
Where are you?
Love is like fart. You can't see it, but you know that it's there.
Here... umm... umm... umm.
Who's Umm? This is Jib.
My face just looks like hers.
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Hey! Break, break, break, break!
The car in the back turned left?
Nope, right / What?
It's strange.
Yeah I feel that too.
Hey... Mind
Hey? You like blue, don't you?
Wow! You remember it.
Yeah? Why?
Why this cast so pink?
Just for a few months. It'll be your new look.
It's embarrassing.
It's cute.
What are you doing?
Make a sacred marking.
Hey, easy.
Sorry?
You don't have a date?
Today is February 14th?
Valentine's day.
Nope.
Actually I have? But I decide not to pick one.
Cute, huh?
Finished yet?
You mean the cast?
No, your sweet talk.
Stop teasing him?
I'm not flirting her.
You think they believe we are not in love?
Yeah, since my face shows that I really hate you.
I haven't seen you for three years now.
Four.
Yeah? You're right? Four.
I'm sorry.
That's okay.
It's an accident. I'll be all right soon.
Not about this.
It's about that day? The day I left you.
I forgot it all? Just let it go.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Ta-Da!
Quite confident, huh?
How is it?
It's bare simple.
I didn't buy anything in the room.
It belongs to the previous tenant. So it's rather empty.
I just use the furniture he left behind.
Help yourself. My favorite food.
I've bought the rice gruel across the street everyday.
Really?
What are you doing? I took away all the ginger.
You remember, huh?
You wanna save it for yourself, don't you?
Can you do me a favor? / What?
Feed me.
You can't even say it correctly.
What...
Oh, you're cripple?
Who did it?
Only one arm? Don't overact!
You wanna eat with your tears?
What? Some friends.
Tomorrow I'll take you to clean the wound, okay?
Okay.
Giant!
What did you say? / I?
Again. Say it again.
I said we're in a gigantic building.
It is, right?
What took you so long? It's almost two hours.
Not that long?
Is it too long for you to wait?
I thought you quite know a doctor.
Yes.
A nurse, maybe?
A doctor.
No? What are you doing? No.
What's your name?
Mild? I always wanna ask you.
But? I think it might not a good time.
Just say it.
Are you sure you want me to ask now?
Go ahead? Spell it out!
If too much drama? Don't say it then.
I'm asking you? Seriously.
Why did you leave me?
Why you have to say it now?
Gosh! Woman is hard to understand.
You just told me to, and now you tell me not.
Move a bit?
But now I realize that you left me?
If something happens to you, I must be miserable.
So you decided to be the one who left?
If I were you, I would have done the same.
Eat too much ginger? Just calm down.
A bit fever!
Look at you.
But ginger is good
I kinda like it.
Well, Mild?
Well? I? No?
Well, I?
It hurts
Shit! It's all red!
Shoot!
And where are you going?
Why?
Can I come along?
You are not working?
Thank you, sir.
Here's your change.
Good Bye, sir!
You have a long break then.
Okay? Come with me.
My boss sent me to see my customer at Prachuap.
To make up for my work absence.
The day you made me on this cast?
Right.
This customer is an owner of a coconut farm.
He is diagnosed with cancer.
He wanna make sure the benefit will be handed to his family.
Last week he got worse and admitted in hospitalized.
When he's conscious, he called me.
You know what he said?
What?
He said his time is running out.
That's all!
I don't understand what he's thinking.
Mild? Listen to me.
When you feel you're alone... with nobody.
You gotta look beside you. And I'll see me.
That's not because I wanna be there?
But it's because I don't know where to go.
Can you omit the last sentence?
It's nearly perfect.
Hello, sir.
I bring a gift for you.
Nice TV.
Yeah? Nice.
It's very kind of you.
I'll be here more often, okay?
Thanks.
You can touch it, uncle.
Feeling good? / Yeah.
This style is popular among teens.
I don't think so. Why?
They seem getting along well.
What about you?
I think skinhead suits you too.
Why are you like an old lady?
Talking about good old days.
Can we talk about something? / Can we talk about?
Yeah! / Okay.
About your hair? Care to hear?
Why?
I think it makes you look sick.
It's Clash of the Bank.
Very funny. So out!
Upset?
When was the last time you came to the beach?
Long time ago. I can't remember.
Last year, I guess.
How about you?
I went to Bangsaen with my friends for the freshy party.
At Phitsanulok, you didn't go to anywhere else?
Where could I? My dad was in poor health.
My brother, my mom and I gotta take care of him.
My dad's gone 4 years ago.
I decided to move to Bangkok
and finally I met you.
That's why your room is virtually empty.
You're poor!
No. That doesn't mean I'm poor.
I didn't buy them on purpose.
If I'm more all right, I'll continue with my journey.
To do whatever I want?
And what do you want?
Where are you going? Can I join you?
You wanna come? Nah! You're not allowed.
Why not?
Battery low.
How about my phone?
No, thanks. That's all right.
What?
Tissue paper?
Give me some.
Would you?
You're way too much.
No! Don't get me wrong!
Are you tired?
What's wrong? Stepped on a shit?
Cockroach.
Gross! Clean it up.
I'll clean it with alcohol.
No? Go wash it now. You don't get into my room.
Very dirty? Go!
"Ugly Duck"
Where are you going?
I just figured out I have something to do.
What's the matter?
Jealous?
Look at yourself before saying it.
You can check the number.
You can even call her.
I don't want it.
Are you sure it's not a trash car?
A sloppy car and its owner have something in common.
That is?
Lack of someone to take care.
So the loser have to care for himself, right?
So cute.
He looks true to himself.
Besides, he is very sound, not fake.
Yeah? Genuine.
If he adds something more, he could move on.
Your turn, comment please.
The sound of whistle of the last train?
May I hear your comment?
Award goes to?!
What are you two gossiping about?
Gossip what? I didn't.
Gossip must done behind your back. / Correct!
You're not fun at all. I'll go comment others.
Let's go.
On this way of dream? It may not be a red carpet.
Wow! Full option, handsome man!
Nah! This is what I call so-so.
Just my bed suit.
Damn! It looks so uptight.
You're overdressed.
You doll me up like this. Where are we going?
Nervous, kid?
Just a little bit, sir.
I didn't plan to be in this party.
Like me when I was young, I was fooled by a girl.
Look over there?
No need for the pointing then?
And how is it now? Children running all over the house.
Are you a fag?
No, I'm not.
Are you gay?
No.
Queer?
No.
Well, that's good.
Trying to get me drunk?
No? Not at all.
That's what you should do.
Excuse me? Grandpa?
Leaking?
No? I'll pour the booze for you.
No. You have to bottle up.
Hey! Hold the bottle right on my mouth.
Enough, grandpa.
Do you love my granddaughter?
Well? I?
No hem and haw? / Um? I
Say it!
May I be excused, sir?
No! Sit down! Are you crazy?
This is a big party? You ask for one?
I'll give you two? The pork and duck. Take it!
Its smell is really tempting!
Grandpa? If you really wanna know.
Promise me that this is between us.
Well? I?
Having fun?
Are you mad? I took you here without telling you?
Not mad but upset.
Really? / Yeah.
I'm not soothe you.
Really?
That's okay. I can get over it.
Good boy.
Kong?
If tomorrow I desert you like I did ten years ago
are you gonna be mad at me?
Suppose I change the question?
This time I am the one who leaves you in the lurch.
Are you gonna be mad at me?
Wow! Very bold!
I'm furious since you asked.
Really? / Yes.
Is that mail for Kong?
Yes.
I'll take him to him. / Here.
Thank you.
[You're taking me to clean the wound? You're late.]
Excuse me. / Yes?
When he left the room?
Isn't he in there?
You think it's funny?
Nah?
Wanna take this cast off?
Yeah? I am.
Or want more wounds?
Bye bye?
I've taken the cast off.
Mild took me.
Maybe in a few weeks? I'll be back.
I'll call you later.
Go to Prachuap with me tomorrow.
Come in?
I want to study boxing.
Look? My arm is healed.
By the way, it's for Mr. Teeradej.
Give it to me. Did you read it?
Did you read my letter?
You're handsome, Mr. Teeradej.
Fix your hair a bit.
Let me see.
1,2,3.
Are you okay?
Okay? Smile!
1, 2? Good, good.
Do you still feel the same about me?
Can I hug you?
Kong?
I'm sorry.
That's all right, Mild.
Hello? Uncle.
Here you go.
You have a new hair cut?
Clash of the Bank, isn't it?
That is outdated.
I had radiation therapy. The hair is falling out.
I see.
And your friend suggested me to skinhead.
I think it's kind of comfortable.
Really?
Your friend has encouraged me.
He has suffered with cancer long before me.
He is still a very strong man.
Is he here with you today?
No, he's not here.
Who are you talking about?
Who is having cancer?
Your friend.
He has a leukemia.
I think you misunderstood.
He might have referred to his dad.
His dad died a long time ago. He's also sick.
He showed me that for the remaining of my life
I should take the best care of it.
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Welcome to the voice message.
Falling hair is not a big deal.
I'll got it cut.
What took you so long? It's almost two hours.
It's not that long?
Can I have a tissue paper?
You're way too much.
You walked out on me because you're ill with life-threatening disease
and you didn't want to make me sad.
If something happens to you, I must be miserable.
So you decided to be the one who left?
If I were you, I would have done the same.
Kong?
If tomorrow I desert you like I did ten years ago
are you gonna be mad at me?
Suppose I change the question.
This time I am the one who leaves you in the lurch.
Are you gonna bad at me?
Wow! Very bold!
I'm furious since you asked.
I'm not soothe you.
If I'm more all right, I'll continue with my journey.
To fulfill my dream.
Where are you going? Can I join you?
You're not allowed.
He also told me?
He wanna meet his college sweetheart again.
I don't know if he's found her.
Hello?
Hello, can you hear me?
Is that you, Mild?
This is Kong's mom.
I thought we got a chance to talk earlier.
The first day he met you, he was so happy.
He told me about you everyday. Can you believe it?
He might leave Bangkok by now.
I don't know where he is heading to.
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You're not gonna say anything?
Huh? Kong?
Kong?
I'm sorry?
That's all right, Mild.
It's me who gotta say that.
Mild? I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Last Year
Hi Mind.
How are you?
Are you still working at insurance company?
Since the last time we met?
I've tried many kinds of work.
In fact, I sent you this video clip?
Because?
I have something to tell you for a long time.
But I don't have a gut.
Mind? Don't get mad at me.
For what I did to you on that day.
I'm so sorry?
You know why I moved to Bangkok?
Because I want to see you again.
Before? I have no chance.
I was so glad to see you that day.
I gotta go to work now.
Do you see my new uniform?
Have a suit too.
I bet the insurance seller like you must be jealous of my outfit.
Look!
Handsome?
Happy Valentine's Day.
Wish you a very happy life?
"Ugly Duck"
If I'm not wrong, that car will immediate stop.
Look! It stops!
Slow down. Hit the break so we don't hit it.
See?
Go! Go!
This rose is for you?
Although it's just a stem of rose, it's full of meaning.
You can't help flirting a pretty girl, huh?
You think you're still cute like that last episode?
Damn! Look at your face now, like a porridge!
Why do you call me like that?
I never said your face looks like a dead catfish.
She doesn't deserve your foul mouth. Go!
No!
Get in. Go deliver the flowers.
Are you okay?
Can I help you?
Oh? That's okay. Thank you.
If he didn't have a gut to ask for my number, we might not be together.
I gotta thank for him...
that me find the best man.
I'm on the train?
And I accidentally ran into him.
I asked his name first.
You made the first move?
Of course?
Sorry. Did I run over your roses?
No, you didn't.
They belong to that florists.
How about this one? It was on the floor.
To commemorate Valentine's day? The day that we met.
It's not for free. A rose is sold in portion.
What?
You can't help flirting a handsome guy?
Why?
You think you look like Madonna?
Not exactly but very close!
Come on. Let's go.
Only his car is pretty? Not his face. Go! Go!
But I like him.
Come here!
We met at the game show.
The winner will fly to Japan. We both flunked.
At first I thought it was my bad day
but now I think it's the best day that I met her.
As I looked through the birthday list of all students
I found one girl born on the same date as mine.
I wonder who this person was.
It seems like a destiny.
It's strange what made us running into each other.
I decided to write a postcard to propose her.
From Shanghai?
I've thought? What he's waiting for?
Until one morning? That day?
Somebody handed me a postcard.
Address and everything on the card was incorrect.
I wrote huge letters? WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I thought she got that card.
It arrived on the morning of our wedding day.
The sparkle in her eyes and her smile?
I'm sure that she is the one!
If I didn't pick this quota, I wouldn't meet him.
If I didn't like doing activity, I wouldn't meet him either.
I want her to know that everything I do is because I love her.
I'm sorry for being such a childish trouble maker.
I'm trying to behave?
I'll do like a grown-up
for our future.
I like him because he's different from the guys I've known.
He's sincere and always trying to improve himself.
I like when she smiles.
She hardly smiles
but when she does, it brighten me up.
Keep smiling!
Some are trying to find those who always understand us
But for me, I want the one I love to understand me.
Without him, we don't have this.
I don't know what destined us to be together.
Sooner or later, we have to be apart.
So while we're together, do the best we can.
He's what I want. I don't want more than that.
That's it. To me, he is the best.
We're able to pass through everything because of forgiveness.
If we learn to forgive, we'll be happy.
We'll be together till we're old.
You forgive me for everything I done, right?
Nobody's perfect. They all have some flaws.
Try to look at the good side of each other.
Thank you, you all!
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