WE CAN’T CHOOSE HOW WE ARE BORN.
SOME ARE BORN INTO RICH FAMILIES.
OTHERS, INTO POOR FAMILIES.
SOME ARE BORN THROUGH NORMAL BIRTH.
OTHERS, THROUGH SURGERY.
THIS IS THE STORY OF A CHILD,
WHO WAS BORN AS A…
Chinese!
Where are you going?
No courage.
Just a big body.
MIDWIFE SUCI SEDJATI
Ma'am, congratulations on your newborn baby!
He is a healthy baby.
A real boy.
Just take a look at his balls.
Wow! Good.
What kind of balls are considered bad?
The right and left are different colors maybe?
Look.
I noticed earlier...
he has slanted eyes. Just like you.
I am 1000% sure...
that the baby is your product.
Miss...
What?
Please, the baby.
The baby what?
Bring him here.
Oh right. Wow I forgot! One moment.
Doc, doc. Please, the baby. Doc!
Miss Midwife, the doctor is your assistant?
Oh dear!
His eyes are smaller than yours.
When he looks at us, it's like a line.
Shh, impossible.
NGENEST : SOMETIMES LIFE MUST BE LAUGHED AT
Hey, a Chinese boy.
Where?
There.
Chinese boy.
I am Ernest.
I want to go to classroom 1-B.
Hello chinese, I'm Faris.
This is Bowo, Bakri and Ipeh.
Eh Chinese, you sure you belong to class 1-B...
Not classroom 1-C?
Chinese!
Chinese.
Or C... Cipit (slanted-eye.)
Or C, Candi (Shrine) of Borobudur.
What are you doing here?
Nothing, Sir.
Go into the classroom.
Yes, Sir.
I am Mr. Gito, the homeroom teacher of 1-B.
Let’s go in.
I am Patrick.
Thanks.
Oh no, I forgot my drink. I'll buy one first.
Okay.
Wow, Chinese bread.
I wonder how it tastes.
Let me try.
Great. Thank you.
Can I have one. You’re too kind.
Oh, how sad.
Mr. Jupri, I am buying shumai (dumplings.)
Tw...
Twelve.
Huh? Twelve?
Did you just come back from the dead, kid?
Eating so much...
Share some, chubby.
Oh gosh! Food enough for the entire class, you finish yourself!
You glutton! Chubby! / No wonder he's fat! - Sharing, yeah?
Really, my bread wasn't enough?
Wow, how arrogant.
Hey! Today is Mr. Jupri’s birthday!
Today, the dumplings are free.
Calm down! It's not my birthday.
Run!
Chase them!
Hey, wait!
It seems that they are in this building.
Get in there quick.
Why me? You go.
I'm scared.
Don't worry, here let me tell you...
this building is vacant.
Lots of "inhabitants" inside.
That’s nonsense.
If the building is vacant, it means that nothing lives there.
Yeah, you’re right.
You want the watch or not?
I want it.
Don’t go there.
This building is vacant.
Lots of "things" living inside.
Told you.
Come on, let’s go!
IT TURNS OUT THAT SCHOOL IS NOT LIKE WHAT I IMAGINED.
WE CAN BE TREATED DIFFERENTLY JUST BECAUSE WE HAVE A DIFFERENT PHYSICAL APPEARANCE.
EVEN THOUGH IT IS NOT OUR FAULT.
- Let's eat together. - Sure!
LUCKILY, THERE IS PATRICK.
HE IS MY ONLY BEST FRIEND.
I ENJOY BEING FRIENDS WITH HIM BECAUSE HE IS CLEVER.
HAVING A FRIEND IN THE SAME BOAT LESSENS MY BURDEN.
YEAH, I DON'T FEEL SINGLED OUT.
AT LEAST I KNOW THAT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE BEING BULLIED...
BECAUSE OF BEING BORN CHINESE.
MY DAD SAYS, WHAT I ENDURE IS NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT HE FACED BACK THEN
AS A MINORITY, WE MUST BE STRONG, MENTALLY.
BASICALLY, WE SHOULDN’T BE A CRY BABY.
MY FRIENDSHIP WITH PATRICK CONTINUED THROUGH ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
WE PLAY TOGETHER...
ANNOY THE TEACHER TOGETHER...
AND GET BULLIED TOGETHER.
UNTIL MIDDLE SCHOOL.
Hey Chinese.
Give me your wallet.
Please don’t.
I was just extorted yesterday.
The one who extorted you yesterday wasn't me.
It was you though.
Oh, really?
I don’t care.
You're my regular target now!
Just give me your wallet.
Hello Kitty?
What is this?
Are you playing me?
What's taking so long to extort him?
What are you looking at, Chinese?
But you’re also Chinese.
Yeah, but not the lame kind of Chinese like him.
Don’t mess with us.
He has nothing.
Getting down.
Hey, Chinese...
Ris, Ris, come here.
Hey, Chinese, buy us some breakfast.
- Chicken porridge. - Coconut milk-steamed rice.
Motor scooter! Motor scooter!
You eat scooters for breakfast?
Yeah, buy me the motor scooter first then you can make money as a motorcycle taxi or for...ahh!
Your life is so complicated!
Patrick.
Pat.
What?
Always eating.
This cheese is so tasty.
This morning, on the bus, I saw something.
Some girl's underwear?
Be serious for a moment.
I was extorted by boys from STM. (Technical Vocational School)
And, it turns out one was Chinese!
Oh really? That’s unusual.
You see. It's interesting, right?
Huh?
Why interesting?
Here, pay close attention:
Since elementary school, we have always been bullied by Faris and the gang.
Why is that?
Yes, because we are Chinese.
You’re wrong, the answer is because we are different.
So?
So we have to be same like them.
Just what the Chinese boy from the vocational school did.
Wait a second.
So you mean, to make Faris not bully us...
We have to be friends with Faris?
Exactly.
We have to be able to adapt.
Just like a chameleon, Man. Adjusting its skin color according to the needs.
Are you drunk on grass jelly?
You want to be friends with people who have bullied us for years?
Are you out of your mind?
Patrick, I'm tired...
And I bet you’re also tired of being bullied all the time.
If it can improve the situation, why not try?
If you want to be friends with those people, it's up to you.
But I am not going to be involved.
Bakri... ask him for money.
Okay.
Bowo, help me Bo.
What are you doing? Go by yourself! Learn! Quick!
But I'm always with Bowo.
Bowo is my soulmate, truly.
What are you saying?
Go be soulmates with your teeth!
Hurry up, it's almost sunset.
Ris, why can’t I accompany him so it can be finished quickly?
He’s going to high school soon. He needs to toughen up.
That guy is skinny, Bakri can do it.
It'll be okay.
Bakri looks scarier than you.
What are you doing? You're so large, Go away.
You're huge too.
Better than you, tiny.
Hi, guys.
What are you doing here, making a deposit?
How dare he sit next to us, this kid?
This Saturday you're watching a concert in Bulungan?
Why? You want to buy us tickets?
If you allow me to join, I'll buy your tickets.
Okay.
For real?
Yes.
Okay. Thank you.
See you tommorow.
Ris, what are you doing?
Free tickets.
But Bakri is extorting. He'll get money.
Don’t worry about it, it's okay.
Oh my God!
Hey, extortion is an art.
You don’t have to yell or act mean...
You only need to show your authority.
You have to show the most vicious expression.
Here, copy me.
Here.
Hey, what are you doing? You have diarrhea?
Come on, you suck Ernest.
Here look at me.
You look like a hippo with typhus. Don’t be such a smartass.
Let me give you an example. Pay attention.
Hey, give me money.
I'm talking to you. Look at me.
I don't want to.
He’s got guts!
Hey, Chinese!
Chinese.
But you're Chinese too, right?
You're Ernest, yeah?
You two know each other?
Is he your friend?
We never met before, right?
What? Stop acting like a magician wanna-be!
You're Ernest, the son of Mrs. Yeni, right?
The owner of Jaya Baru shop.
My mom is your mom’s regular customer.
Wait tell your mom hears about this!
Pat, Pat.
Pat!
What are you doing?
Go to your new friends there.
I know that you’ve been worried.
But I'm okay with them.
Who is worried about you?
Don’t be like that. I miss you.
What are you doing?
You’re gross!
You have no plans, right? Come to my house and play Sega.
My dad just bought me a new Sonic game. Come on.
We'll bet with Rp 1000.
Hi, Dad.
Ernest, you're home?
Sir.
Oh it’s you, Patrick.
Hey Ernest.
Ernest here, I picked up registration forms for you.
This one is Pemuda Luhur High School.
29 High School. Then Bunda Kudus.
Is that your old school? Near Glodok?
That’s the best, because you go home quickest.
Half past twelve, the school finishes.
For other school, usually after 2 PM you go home.
If you want to take extra lessons, you won't have time. It's late already.
Ernest, one more thing.
In front of the school, a person sells baked pork, so delicious!
The skin is so crunchy.
Ernest.
So are you going to enroll to the state school?
State school is impossible for me.
I asked for a private school, but my dad won't let me.
Instead he recommends me those random schools.
What do you mean by random?
You know a private school in chinatown.
If I study there, I will be around weird Chinese.
You’re the one who is a weird Chinese.
Why did you call me weird?
Come on, Ernest...
You're Chinese but you want to be a local Indonesian
You hang out with them always, even though they take you for granted.
What are you doing?
Come on, Pat.
I’ve told you. I'm okay with them.
I believe, in my opinion, my strategy is working.
Evidently, they are nice to me.
Yeah. Sure. Nice.
You're their lackey. They tell you to buy them snacks.
Why wouldn't they be nice to you?
That is only bait.
How's this, tomorrow I'll prove myself to Faris.
Prove yourself how?
Next Saturday, I'm joining them at a punk concert.
Huh? Punk concert?
What’s wrong?
Just music concert.
Ernest, have you ever seen what punk rockers are like?
I'm telling your father.
Don’t do that, dear.
Sir...
Hey!
What the heck are you doing.
Sorry, I am late.
Do I look like Billie Joe?
You're more like a Chinese vampire getting electrocuted!
We need to go to the front, more exciting!
We're safe here, not near the mosh pit. Comfortable.
You’re right, awesome!
That's the spirit, Nest!
Amazing! Awesome!
So exciting!
Hey, Ris, Ris, where's Ernest?
Don’t know, leave him. He can handle himself.
Okay then, leave him. He's grown up. Let’s eat!
Hey.
Wake up, boy.
Hey the gig is finished, boy.
How can he sleep here?
Don't tell me, this is his house?
No way stupid, how can that be?
He is probably dead. He died. Dead.
Don’t say that.
I know how to check if he is dead or alive.
You’re right.
Ouch...
See there!
You could've checked his pulse.
Same thing.
Cool.
A Chinese punk!
Thank you, Pat.
I'll pay you back.
Don’t worry about it.
Luckly you found a cab.
Am I a fool, Patrick?
Nope.
You are just a little...
Slightly stupid.
I'm kidding.
Being Chinese is problematic.
What can I say? I've accepted my fate.
Because our grandfathers are Chinese,
Our fathers are Chinese,
We are also Chinese.
Our children will also be Chinese.
It'll be like that forever.
Wait. What did you just say?
Grandfathers are Chinese.
And?
Our fathers are Chinese.
Again?
We are also Chinese.
And then?
Our children will also be Chinese.
Don’t be so sure!
What are you doing?
SINCE THEN, I HAD A CLEAR GOAL.
TO END THE SERIES OF THE BULLYING...
OF MY FUTURE GENERATION.
Mom, Dad. I have to marry a native Indonesian.
I HAVE TO FIND A NATIVE WIFE.
BEFORE GRADUATION, FARIS AND THE GANG APOLOGIZED TO ME.
IT SEEMED THEY WERE AFRAID OF BAD KARMA ENTERING INTO HIGH SCHOOL.
YES, THEY APOLOGIZED. HOW COULD I NOT WELCOME IT?
DUE TO BEING MISCHIEVIOUS WITH FARIS, MY EXAM RESULTS WERE TERRIBLE.
THE RESULT, I WAS REJECTED BY TOP SCHOOLS I APPLIED TO.
WITH NO OTHER OPTION I ENROLLED TO BUNDA KUDUS HIGH SCHOOL
MY FATHER’S OLD SCHOOL.
FULL OF CHINESE.
IT SEEMED MY PLAN TO QUICKLY FIND MY LOCAL GIRL IS PUT ON HOLD.
I'LL BE HONEST, I'M NOT HAPPY HERE.
LUCKILY, PATRICK AND I HAVE A SECRET HEADQUARTERS.
A PLACE WHERE NOBODY CAN HURT US.
IN HIGH SCHOOL, I DON’T WANT TO REPEAT MY MISTAKES.
I REALLY NEEDED TO STUDY HARD.
I EVEN CALLED ON PRIVATE TEACHERS.
AS THE RESULT, I'M ACCEPTED TO PADJADJARAN UNIVERSITY IN BANDUNG
EVEN PATRICK FOLLOWED ME TO BANDUNG FOR COLLEGE.
BUT HE CHOSE A PRIVATE SCHOOL.
IT’S OKAY, HE HAS LOTS OF MONEY.
I CAN’T WAIT TO START COLLEGE.
MANY SAY THAT BANDUNG GIRLS ARE BEAUTIFUL. YEAH!
We're breaking up!
Wait, Vania. Hold on.
- What? - What do you mean by break up?
Break up is break up. Over. Finished. Separated.
Just because I said that your father stepped out of line?
We’re talking about my dad. You stepped out of line.
Sir, need a ride to Ciroyom, Sir?
Come on, I am...
Sorry...
I mean, bro, Ciroyom, bro?
Wait. Okay.
I apologize.
It's okay, you don't need to apologize.
I should apologize.
I should've listened to my father from the start, we wouldn't have gone this far.
Why are you saying that?
Sir, cilok (tapioca ball), Sir?
Fighting on street!
Fight like that at home!
If you get tired! Sleep right away!
- Van... - Enough, I'm going back.
Don’t...
Excuse me, Sir.
- What now? I don’t want to buy anything. - Who's selling? Your bike is being used as a public toilet.
Oh hell no! Hey!
Her father was that angry, really?
Although, it was his car, it grazed the motorcycle slightly.
My father then scolded the driver.
Called him local! C**t!
House is luxurious, mouth is a sewer.
Exactly!
I feel that he is some kind of ultranationalist.
For him, Chinese are the best.
That’s why he likes to tell me.
Ernest, Chinese will rule the world.
You must and need to learn Mandarin.
- But, I agree with that. - Oh God...
How about your class?
- Mandarin class? - Yes.
Why would I continue it?
I only did it for him.
Then what?
Hasn't been a month, I can get a refund.
You act like a peasant.
It's rational. Those are the rules.
Yeah... that’s rational.
But you’re not being rational.
How am I not?
You said that you wanted to have a native as your girlfriend.
Isn't Vania Chinese?
Being single for three years...
It's like you order dumplings, and you only get bitter melons.
So bitter!
Making excuses! What about during high school?
Twice dating Chinese girls?
You should've known, my high school only had Chinese.
From students, teachers, even the snack sellers. Right?
It’s like you enter a noodle restaurant...
The menu is wheat noodles until rice noodles.
Where's Ketoprak?
(vegetable salad with peanut sauce)
So you still want to find a native girl?
Yes, of course.
So I can’t get a refund, Ma'am?
Ma'am, Ma'am. Refund, refund.
You can’t, Sir.
According to the terms and conditions within one month I can get my money back.
Wait, I will call my manager first.
Ma'am.
Oh, one moment.
I want to ask about the beginner's class.
Wait a second, please.
You can get the refund, Sir. Can you give me your data? I will take care of it.
Nevermind Ma'am. I don't want the refund. No need.
Don’t be so indecisive.
Chinese will rule the world.
Learning Mandarin is necessary.
He seems confused...
I'm leaving, bye.
Assalaamu'alaykum.
Wa'alaykum salaam.
Just because ‘wa'alaykum salaam’, you chickened out?
You know that I'm not interested in having an interfaith relationship.
Why don’t you try first?
Try first?
What if it continues on?
Dating for years and planning to marry.
Then, the parents don't approve
Complicated!
Why are you being so serious?
Not all of our wishes will come true,
and not all of our fears will happen.
You need to master the Philosophy of Poo.
What?
Life is like poo, Nest.
It starts wholeheartedly,
and then it flows...
Floating down a pleasant stream...
Go with the flow.
Just try, you don't need to worry about the future.
Ma'am, do you remember the time when I asked for a refund but changed my mind?
Yeah...
There was a female student here too.
Yes, I remember. The pretty one.
She seems to have stopped attending class. Can I have her name?
Her full name if possible, so I can Google her.
What do you think this is?
A matchmaking service?
No!
I’ll slap you!
Patrick, I need your help.
Just come here.
- Thanks. - You’re welcome.
Here.
MEIRA 081291647456
I'm leaving, okay?
Hey, wait a second.
Sir, Cilok, Sir?
No.
Thanks.
Romance between guys!
The world has gone crazy!
Doomsday is approaching!
When doomsday happens,
There will be no Cilok seller!
Noisy! Idiots!
Who is she, Jay?
No clue.
But, isn't that your room?
You’re right.
What did she throw at you?
A bra.
Where are the "fillings"?
Still with her.
Hello. This is Meira, right?
Who is this?
This is Ernest, your classmate from Mandarin class.
Ernest?
Perhaps you remember, from when you turned in the registration form?
At the receptionist's table...
There was a guy who acting a bit weird?
When I was turning in the form?
Oh... it’s you? The one with slanted eyes?
Hmmm... I mean the one with eyes that are small...
I’m so sorry. What I meant is that I remember you.
That’s okay. No problem.
I prefer to be insulted than to be forgotten.
On Sunday, let's watch Harry Potter?
Sure.
But can we go Saturday instead?
Saturday?
Because on Sunday, I usually go to church with my parents.
Goal!
Hello? Hello?
Same religion, baby!
Same religion, baby! Same religion, baby!
Is Ernest using drugs, Jay?
Didn't expect that to happen.
He was such a good kid.
Yes.
Don’t be like him, Dul.
Yes.
By the way, who was that person?
Don’t know. There isn't a name.
Okay then.
Hi.
Hello.
Meira.
Ernest.
Have you bought the tickets?
Yes, I have.
The movie will start soon.
So, why did you disappear from the class?
It’s a silly story.
You too. Why did you ask for a refund back then?
Why is that?
My story is even sillier. I'm ashamed.
Why don’t you tell your story.
No... I won’t.
Saved by the bell.
Studio one.
Come on.
When I read the book, I imagined Sirius Black was so frightening.
But in the movie his face seems too kind.
It’s a common thing. When a movie is adapted from a book...it's like that.
Different?
Yes.
Why is that?
Well, when we reading a book we use our imagination...
But when we watch the movie, it doesn't match. It's like that.
That makes sense.
Have you read the fourth book?
Yes, of course.
- Goblet of Fire. - It’s great, right?
So great!
When Cedric Gregory dies...
Oh no...
Why does he have to die?
Oh no, he dies...
Am I spoiling it?
You haven't read it yet?
I thought you read it.
I've read it but haven’t finish it.
The book is so thick!
Yes, it is.
How's this? Since I've already spoiled that, want me to tell you the rest?
You want me stab you?
No. I don’t want to be stabbed.
By the way...
Why did you want to watch the movie with me?
How can I say this...
I'm the type of person who believes...
Things happen for a reason.
When you invited me, I really wanted to watch Harry Potter.
Moreover, if you turn out to be annoying, we don’t have to meet again.
Wait, what?
Am I annoying? What do you mean?
You’re not that annoying.
Not that annoying?
Thanks for the compliment.
Btw, you study International Relations at UNPAR, right?
We almost study in the same campus.
Almost? How's that?
So I registered and was accepted. I just needed to start.
Then, I was accepted to International Relations Department of UNPAD.
Bye.
You’re such a snob.
I'm proud of it.
Moreover...my parents, I would have you know, were even prouder that I could study at a state university.
Why is that?
Because more prestigious?
Because it's cheaper. So lame, right?
Hi, Dad.
Where have you been?
Watching a movie.
With whom?
With a friend.
A boy?
Yes.
Just the two of you?
Yes.
Bring him here. I want to meet him.
I just went out with him once. Nothing happened.
Dear, if you are willing to go on a date, it means that you have opened your heart.
If you have opened your heart,
it means there is a risk that the relationship will progress to the next step.
Bring him here.
Yes, Dad.
That’s good.
He must fight with me first.
What did you say, Dad?
Nothing, it is just the actor annoys me.
I thought you said something.
Ernest, will you go to Jakarta on Saturday?
Let’s go together.
Nest.
Yes.
I want to go to the Australian Education Expo.
Come with me.
Yeah.
Nest, you have three balls, right?
Yeah.
You pig!
Just fall in love normally.
You speak as if you've never been in love, Pat.
She could be my first native girlfriend.
Hold on, man. Be patient.
You just went out with her once and now you talk about making her your girlfriend. Way too quick!
Just let me.
When will you meet her again?
The day after tomorrow.
There's an Art Night at her campus.
That’s soon.
What's she like?
Hey.
Oh God!
Her Dad wants meet you? Did you knock her daughter up?
How could I knock her up? I just took her to a movie.
I got her pregnant using popcorn, is that what you mean? But her father wants meet you!
I don't know why!
That’s good.
What do you mean good?
You really want a relationship with her...
Who knows, you can get engaged immediately.
Engagement. Are you nuts?
Nest...
You should remember the Philosophy of Poo.
You have to be relax. You have to be patient.
Where are you going?
Going poo!
If you want a snack, help yourself.
Yes. Thank you.
Nest, thank you for coming.
It’s okay.
I'm sorry...
My Dad is over protective.
If I had a daughter like you, I would be overly protective too.
What are you talking about?
But I'm upset.
Why?
How can a guy not be scared...
I've just met someone and my father already wants to meet him.
There’s nothing wrong with that. It means that your Dad loves to socialise, right?
He loves to meet new people. It means he's nice. Right?
He is a nice person, but he is... hard headed.
A bit difficult to persuade, you mean?
Please drink the tea.
My Dad didn't poison it, probably.
Why didn't you drink it?
I’m full.
Dear, let’s eat. Everything is prepared.
What did you tell Ernest about your Dad? He looks so nervous.
Relax. He is easily persuaded if you're friendly, okay?
Hi, Dad.
Dear.
Dad, this is Ernest.
Hello, Sir.
You're Chinese, right?
Dad!
It’s okay. Just asking...
It's called an introduction, right?
Yes, Sir. I am of Chinese descent.
See. I just wanted to make sure.
Who knows if he is an Arab with an oriental face.
Dad, change the topic.
Yes, okay.
Nest,
Nest, have you been circumcised?
Dad!!
Take care, dear. Don’t come home late
It’s your favorite dog, Inces. Take care of it.
Princess, not Inces.
So, that music, the genre is called Trip-Hop.
Trip-Hop.
Why are you laughing, You don’t like it?
Just try to listen to it first.
I will lend you my CDs.
You can listen to Bjork or Massive Attack.
What you mentioned earlier, those are the names of chronic diseases, right?
Just try to listen to it first.
I am just confused, when is the best time to listen such music?
If you listen it when you’re happy, you will become upset.
If you listen it when you’re upset, you'll be depressed.
I'm just confused.
Music does not need to be understood.
Sometimes, we just need to accept and enjoy it.
Try to listen to it, okay?
- Do you...? - Hey...
You first.
No, no, no.
It's not important.
It’s okay. Go ahead.
No, it’s nothing. You first.
What do you want to say?
I want to apologize. My Dad was...
Sorry...
It’s fine.
What matters is that your father is not anti-Chinese, right?
Of course not! My father is not an anti-Chinese. Not at all.
Listen to me.
It's enough that I was dissapointed by them.
You don't need to be.
Dad, don't be like that. You shouldn't generalize.
You went bankrupt because you were scammed by a Chinese person.
But that doesn't mean, all Chinese people commit fraud.
What do you know?
Also, I've just met Ernest.
I've only been out with him twice.
Listen to me. A small flame is easier to put out...
Compared to a fire that has grown larger over time.
Now, this is why you shouldn't play with fire. You might get burned by the flames of love.
What’s wrong with you, Dad? You sound so cheesy.
Your daughter is so difficult.
You used to have a girlfriend... what was her name?
Ling Ling, who owned a materials shop.
Who said that? She owned a curtain shop, not a materials shop.
Materials shop!
Curtain shop, the owner of the materials shop is Cing Cing!
What are you saying?
How could you?
You can't sleep in the bedroom!
Where then?
In the dog cage!
100% good music for Delta listeners. For those who are single, the best tips to PDKT (approach) girls.
I don't like the abbreviation PDKT.
Why is that?
P D K T. Pendekatan (Approach).
What is the difference?
And I don’t understand the concept of "approach." It's a waste of time.
Okay.
I mean if a guy approaches a girl, his intention must be clear from the beginning.
What’s the matter?
I sound a bit aggressive, right?
Not a bit aggressive...
But VERY aggressive.
But it makes sense, right?
Like us, we've been hanging out...
You should have expressed your intent from the beginning...
I want us to be dating, but...
Let’s date then.
What?
It's done. We're dating. If we don't match, we'll break up.
Am I right?
Yes.
So what’s the problem?
The problem is that this is the strangest beginning of a relationship in the modern history of humankind.
For me, it is even more peculiar than this song... this devil worshipping music that you love.
Well, if you don’t like the music. Just get out off the car, sir.
You’re so mean.
How can you kick your own boyfriend out of the car?
IN THAT UNUSUAL METHOD, WE OFFICIALLY STARTED DATING
AND FOR THE FIRST TIME, I HAVE A NATIVE GIRLFRIEND.
FINALLY!
IT'S DIFFICULT TO CONVINCE MEIRA'S FATHER THAT NOT ALL CHINESE ARE JERKS.
YEAH, THATS FAIR THOUGH. HE DID GO THROUGH A TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE.
I JUST HAVE TO PROVE THAT I DON'T HAVE BAD INTENTIONS.
THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENCES BETWEEN US...
BUT, I DON'T KNOW WHY. I FEEL SHE COMPLETES ME.
Dear, isn’t he your friend from University? Your senior?
Yes, caught for corruption.
He brought shame on the Sundanese people.
Dad, this means that all Sundanese people are corruptors, right?
Woah, you can’t make such a generalization!
How could you...
Correct, Dad.
We should not generalize people. You can't.
Am I right, Mom?
Dear. Maybe he's not fully Sundanese, right?
He's pure Sundanese, Dear. Pure.
WITHOUT RECOGNIZING IT, WEEKS TURNED TO MONTHS, MONTHS TURNED TO YEARS...
MEIRA AND I ARE STILL TOGETHER.
WE MEET ALMOST EVERY DAY.
IT'S NEVER BORING.
GRADUALLY, MEIRA'S FATHER ALSO ACCEPTED ME.
PERHAPS, AS A FATHER, HE IS GLAD TO SEE HIS DAUGHTER HAPPY
WITHOUT RECOGNIZING IT, ALMOST FIVE YEARS THAT WE'VE BEEN DATING
HARRY POTTER, THE RING OF ETERNITY.
I TRUST THAT THIS IS ALL PLANNED BY GOD.
I AM A BIT RELUCTANT, USING THESE WORDS... BUT IT SEEMS WE ARE REALLY SOULMATES
What do you feel.
Between the two of us.
If I say that.
Oh your smile, is like a rainbow that beautifies the day.
My heart longs for you, more than you realize.
Dul, Dul, Dul, Dul, Dul.
Come on.
- We don’t need to talk about it. - It's okay.
Alung Drug Store.
I’m sure they won’t put money inside the gift envelope.
What then?
Medicine powder.
- They won’t do that. - Knock it off, guys.
Let’s go inside.
Wait a minute. This one...
What’s up with that?
This is wrong.
Ernest, Mei Mei.
Your bride's name is Meira.
Why did she turn Chinese too?
Yeah, and the sender of these flowers did not want to waste money.
Why is there a delivery service? That's the phone number!
So stingy!
Whose is this?
It's my father's.
Let’s order then.
Let’s order.
Can I have the name card?
I’ll keep it.
Wait, Dad.
Audrey.
Yes, Mom?
Just stand in the front.
- In case, guests are already coming. Okay? - Yes. yes.
Are there enough guest books?
It’s enough.
Check first!
Okay, wait Mom!
Here we go.
But, excuse me for asking this.
Is this your father’s store too?
Nope.
Safe!
This one.
Naga Abadi Rice Vermicelli Factory.
Without them, our dumplings will not be complete.
Jay, dumplings don't use vermicelli...
But I know who this belongs to.
Who, Dul?
Son Goku.
From Dragon Ball?
Kame Kame Ha!
Ha!
Hey Dul, something is missing here...
There's no phone number.
Not like the previous one.
Your father is cool.
Great.
Tomorrow, I'll make an order.
This means Shaolin School, right?
No way, Dul.
Then what?
I have no idea.
What does it mean?
What is that?
It is hilarious that they don’t know what it means.
How come you don’t know?
What if it means that no one should pee here unless they are crazy?
It's possible, maybe a crazy person has peed here...
Hey, what is that?
Hey!
It's okay. Let it be.
I didn’t expect that it would be this awful.
If I were you, Brother. Instead of having this kind of wedding,
I would've preffered my name be removed from our family records.
Me too.
Why are you involved? You're not part of the family.
Yeah. Who do you think you are.
And this, ungrateful little sister.
This is who I am.
Look at these colors.
It’s fine, we want to make your mother happy.
We can make the reception in Bandung based on our style. Okay?
Are you sure you're alright?
Do you want to lay down?
You're pale.
I’m okay.
What do you think? Looks good, right?
What do you think?
Good. Good.
Marvelous, Mom. So cool.
It looks great, Aunty. Wedding of the year.
Do you want anything else?
Make it three days and three nights long.
Don’t forget to change clothes.
Yes, I will.
Mei, you like it, right?
Yes, Mom. Thank you.
Here he is.
Nest, I bring the most famous MC.
This is Uncle Hengky.
Hi, Hello. Nice to meet you.
Hello and congratulations.
Thanks.
Ernest, Uncle Hengky is more than just a good MC.
When he sings, his voice sounds amazing!
If it is food, it is hauce (tasty).
Uncle Hengky, sing a little.
Now?
You can sing later. You'll get tired. Save your energy.
A bonus.
Bonus?
Uncle.... Uncle.
You'll lose your voice when you sing. You'll be worn out.
I trust you, uncle.
This event will run smoothly.
Now, Uncle Hengky will do the sound check.
Okay.
Okay, dear?
Tonight’s reception will be wonderful.
Yes. Yes.
Come on.
It’s great that your Dad can get such a great MC like him.
Don’t sing Mandarin songs, please. Just Western songs, Western.
Old songs are okay as long as they are Western and not in Mandarin.
Just two songs.
No. There wont be two songs.
So, no songs in Mandarin, okay?
One song?
No, Mom.
Just the refrain from that last song. For the dance.
Please, enough.
Really?
Yes.
Okay then, I'll tell him...
Honey, is he our MC?
He doesn’t look like an MC?
He is more like the owner of metal store.
All set, Mom.
Thanks.
You look really pale.
Why is that?
Really, Mom?
Are you okay?
I’ve told you.
Just hire a W.O. Wedding Organization.
Wedding Organzer.
What? No. Wedding Organizer.
Yes, that.
Sir.
Congratulations.
Thank you, sir.
Let me help you, sir.
May I help?
No need.
Ernest, I need to ask Audrey something.
Next year, will you will marry, right? Like your brother?
Definitely, Dad.
I will hire Uncle Hengky as your wedding MC then.
Nevermind then, Dad.
What?
Dad, who is that old man who owns the sound system rental?
Ncek? Just relax, Nest.
He plays well, very skilled.
Him?
Yes.
The keyboardist?
Yes.
For real, Dad? We should find someone else.
Nest, he's good right?
When I first met Ernest, I thought to myself ‘Where is this child from?’
He has grown up.
Dear! That child, as you said now, can father a child.
Mom. Dad. Chill out.
How can we chill out? We have waited too long for your big brother to get married.
Why am I the focus now? My career, dad, career.
It's good that he's building his career first.
So later, he'll have savings for marriage.
Huh? So Ernest doesn't have savings?
Not even a TABANAS? (savings account)
TABANAS?
Yes, savings.
Dont' worry Dad.
Enough dear, your heart...
Let me help you.
My moustache.
Hold on.
Not too hard, dear.
Hey!
No manners.
Hello. Congratulations.
Ernest, congrats!
Thank you.
Finally, your dream has been realized.
I pray that your children will look like their mother.
If they look like you, it means you've changed nothing.
They will be Chinese too.
Nadya, thanks for coming.
He dragged me here. He said he wanted to show off his new girlfriend.
New girlfriend.
We're going to eat first, dumplings. We're hungry.
We're going.
His girlfriend looks so skinny. Does she eat?
Yes. Tissues, perhaps.
- Sir. - When will you two marry, like Ernest?
No, sir, we're not...
Not this year...
Congratulations.
Thank you.
I ate dumplings, fried rice and mineral water. How much for everything?
It's free, dumb ass.
- I normally always pay. - Free?
But, I did pay.
Paid whom?
Someone lied to you.
Bakri, thanks.
How are you? Where have you been?
I see.
This one.
How are you?
You look different now.
She works in Egypt, cleaning pyramids.
Pyramid? Your bald head!
What is he doing? Uncle, don’t sing Mandarin songs.
Uncle, don’t sing songs in Mandarin.
Is this from Uncle Eko?
Yes.
Marco used it when he was little.
Now, Marco has grown into a big boy.
Do you think we'll have a son or a daughter?
I am okay with either...
The important thing is that you’re the one who is pregnant.
I don't want to be.
Then, knock me up. Don't wait to long.
I pray that your children will look like their mother.
If they look like you, it means you've changed nothing.
They will be Chinese too.
Honey, do you know of Jon and Kate Plus 8?
Jon and Kate Plus 8, what is that?
It’s an American reality show...
- About a woman who is married to a Korean man. - Yes, and?
- They have eight children. - Eight children?
They have twins and sextuplets.
Twins and sextuplets?
Yes, just take a look.
They are so cute. Here.
They all have slanted eyes.
All eight of them have slanted eyes.
Just like their father.
Even the hair, none of them are like their mother.
How could that happen?
- Yeah, how could that be? - So cute.
Slanted eyes, slanted eyes. They are so cute.
Adorable.
What is the guarantee that my children will look like my wife?
There isn't, right?
It’s 50/50.
Ernest, even though you're married the Philosophy of Poo still applies.
Just go with the flow, Nest.
Not all of our wishes will come true.
And not all of our fears will happen.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Talk is easy, Patrick.
It is indeed easy.
What's hard is this, Nest, handling my father's clients.
If it's difficult, just leave.
Money.
All you think about is money.
Of course, Ernest.
I need to save enough to marry Nadya.
By the way, from your wedding, did you get a lot of cash gifts?
Quite a lot, but it wasn't enough to cover the expenses.
Making an event like that is expensive.
I know what made it expensive.
Paying for Uncle Hengky, right?
Go on.
Keep going.
Listen to me. This afternoon, I need the report.
Excuse me, boss. This afternoon at what time, boss?
It’s 2 p.m.
I'll wait until 2:30 p.m.
Come on. A half hour is enough time, right?
A half hour is enough, right? A half hour.
What can we finish in 30 minutes? Nothing.
He's crazy.
What’s the matter, Will? You want me to break your skull?
You want me to circumcise your tongue?
Arina.
Everyone is saying Willy's wife is pregnant.
Congrats, Will.
Thanks, Maya.
Hopefully you'll be a good father.
Thanks.
I assumed you were infertile.
Yes... yes... how dare you say that!
Shouldn't you be happy? Why do you look sad when your wife is pregnant?
I'm not sad.
How can I say it.
I'm not ready to have a child.
So its like this? When you're with your wife you finish outside?
No.
Condom. You wear a condom right?
Nope.
Hey. You understand the concept, right?
If sperm meets egg, a fetus forms. Not filthy skin residue. You know that right?
- What are you saying? Ernest! - You're so loud.
You know the concept of we're whispering?
You might as well say out loud, 'Willy regrets having a child.'
That’s not...
Nowadays, people who have children use tactics.
People playing Winning Eleven also use tactics, Will.
Don't talk about Playstation, okay?
Women shopping at a midnight sale, also use tactics. Don't you know?
Our deadline is in 30 minutes and we're still talking about how to not have children.
You too, Ernest.
Me?
You and Mei have been married for how long? Almost a year? You still don't have children!
What are you waiting for?
Your age? Perfect.
Your job? Okay.
What are you waiting for? What do you need?
You need a sperm donor?
If you need a donor, call me.
I can help you out a little.
You nut!
What? You need nuts?
I can't do that. You'll be killing me slowly if you take mine.
Are you delaying your plan to have children?
Why?
I'm not delaying. I'm just not ready yet.
And you too.
You preach to your married friends.
When will you get married?
You’ll expire soon.
Wrinkled.
Don’t worry, next year. So I'm told.
You didn't forget to buy the roast pork, did you?
It’s being prepared in the kitchen.
Relax. I ordered it from in front of our old high school.
The old man is still selling there?
He's still selling. As old as he is, he still cuts the pig.
That dress looks good on you. Really.
See. I told you that you look good, but you didn't believe me.
Ernest bought it.
Yes, I did. On discount.
Uncle.
Yes, Ling Li?
I haven't received an Angpao.
Really?
Really.
Do the Spring Festival Congratulation first.
Happy Spring Festival.
Okay, here is the red envelope.
Thank you.
You’re welcome.
Don’t open it here.
Open it later on.
What? Only small change?
So cute.
Honey... come here.
He looks cute. I want one like him.
- Not just one. Two or three like him. - Four.
It might be too hot for him. Let's go to the room with air-conditioning.
It’s too hot. Look at that sweat.
I'll come too. I'll accompany you.
So adorable.
I want four.
Look, Asyung's wife is pregnant again
Right, Syung?
How could you lose to him?
Mom, why is pregnancy a race?
It’s not like that.
What are you waiting for?
Mei is ready.
I am more than ready.
Mei is ready, you are ready.
But I am not ready yet.
Okay, just stay with Dad then.
What happened to Joshua?
The usual, the neighborhood kids.
I’ve already told him...
If they tease you, 'Damned Chinese, your father sells rice!'
Just let it be. I do sell rice.
How did he respond?
He replied, ‘Better than you! Local! Your father is a thug!'
They beat him.
When they beat him, why didn't you defend him?
Ernest, his father is a thug. Understand?
Just this, sir?
Are you going to have sex?
Sex?
Prohibited sin! Hell! Jahannam!
Just this, sir?
Yes.
I'll ring it up, Sir.
Honey, am I getting fat?
If I say no, will you believe me?
No.
If I say yes, will you get mad?
So it's true? I'm getting fat?
Honey, choose already
Patrick and Nadya are almost there. Please!
Honey...
What now?
I don’t have any clothes.
Oh God.
Honey, hun. These are all clothes, okay?
There is no tablecloth. No bed sheets.
They’re all clothes.
Look, these are mine. My clothes are here.
These are yours, you said you had no clothes.
If you buy more clothes, where will you put them? In the fridge?
Please, you need to help me.
- I don’t know what to wear, please. Don’t get frustrated with me. - Okay I'll help you.
This seems nice.
Honey, it's awful. I look old in this dress.
If the dress makes you look old, why did you buy it?
It was on sale.
How about this?
I don't like it. We'll look like those couples who like to match.
Couples who wear the same color. Blue and blue. Red and red.
- You'll look beautiful in this. I swear. I'm not lying. - No, Honey. I wore it the last time we went.
I can’t wear it twice.
What's wrong with wearing it again? Security will stop you and say,
'Ma'am, excuse me you've worn this before'
There's no sign in the restaurant saying: ‘Wearing the same dress twice is prohibited.'
Knock it off, Honey. Wait in the car. You're making this take longer.
- I’m taking forever? - Yes, you are.
Just go and wait in the car.
- Good evening. Mister, Missus. - Evening.
I'm delighted to see you return.
I remember two weeks ago you dined here.
At the table number four.
You look stunning, still wearing the same black dress, I see.
Please, this way sir. Table number four.
This way, sir.
- What did I say? He still remembers! - That hurts!
You did not believe me.
Hi, Nadya. Congrats.
- Hi, Patrick. - Mei.
A year of marriage and a year of dating.
So, you two have been together for two years.
Yes.
How long have you two been together?
Tell them, Honey.
We dated for five years.
We've been married for almost two years.
Honey, we have been together for seven years.
I still cannot believe how you can stand being with Ernest.
How should I say it? Ernest is a simple pet.
He eats anything.
Also, he doesn't poop everywhere.
Dear, Boy. Sit.
The present. We haven’t given it to them.
Happy Anniversary.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
May I open it now?
Of course. If you don't mind waving around a dildo in public.
What?
Ernest, we’re trying to guess whether you are serious or kidding.
I’m just kidding.
So it's not a dildo, right?
No.
Then what is it?
A fake dick.
No, fake breasts.
- I need to go to the restroom, anyone care to join? - I'll go with you.
Come on.
Maybe later then.
Thank you.
So, what did the doctor say?
No problems.
We are both fertile.
Maybe we're worn out.
You've been married for only a year. Relax.
Yes, it’s only been a year.
But it's been on my mind, Ernest.
Why?
Nadya is an only child. You know that right?
Where else will my parents-in-law have grandchildren from?
You’re right.
You keep delaying.
I feel sorry for your wife.
Why are you on her side?
What? On her side?
I can understand her feelings.
You understand her feelings, but don’t understand mine?
Because, you're not clear about what you want.
Back then, you were rushing to find a native wife.
Now, you're uncertain like this.
I understand that your future children may not look like their mother.
- Why is that preventing you from trying? - It's not that I don't want to try.
I merely need some time, Patrick.
Nest.
Time...
It's not something 'mere.'
Time is the most valuable thing in life.
And the time you're wasting ilke this. You could've used spending time with your children.
I’ll tell you...
Every day that you waste now,
is a day that is borrowed from your own future.
Got it?
I enjoy seeing Patrick with Nadya.
They're good together, right?
Adorable.
Honey, miss you.
Not tonight.
I am tired, Honey.
Me too, but I want it.
No. Please put this there.
Honey, come on.
You want it?
Okay.
But you cannot bring your friend.
Good night.
Huh? What? Earthquake?
- What? What's wrong? - I felt an earthquake.
Earthquake? There is no earthquake.
What earthquake? There is no earthquake.
I already called the Geophysical Agency, it's nothing.
Okay / No earthquake at all. / I felt...
Delta FM, 100% good music.
Did you know that age can affect the quality of sperm that a man produces?
According to a study by the American Journal of Gynecology,
The fertility of a man will decrease as he ages.
So the older he gets, he will...
Satisfied?
What do you mean? This news is for anyone.
You’re being sensitive.
If you want to discuss something, just say it to me.
How can I say it?
I barely even mention it,
you get sensitive like this.
If I say that I want a child, you don’t want one.
When did I say I don’t want a child?
You’re just 26.
I’m just 27.
Why do we have to be in such a rush?
Why?
Honey, do I really need to have a reason?
Okay then...
I promise...
When?
When will you want to have a child? Answer me.
I am not ready yet.
Why are you not ready?
I am your wife.
Let me know.
I can tell you...
But you won’t understand too! What's the point?
Honey, Honey.
I'm tired.
Mei? Mei? Where are you going?
- Mister? - Mei. Mei!
Mister, how do I close this?
Like this, miss.
Here. Here. Here.
Mister, let's go.
Where do you want to go, miss?
Cipete.
Cipete. Say that then.
You expect me to guess? Am I a psychic?
Mei, enough.
Mister, go faster. Through there instead.
Mister, stop.
Who's this guy? Not my passenger and telling me what to do!
Miss if you want to go fast, take a cab.
See? Come, let's take a cab. Just get down first, then we can...
No. You two ride the cab!
Who'll drive this then?
Never again okay? Never leave me like that.
Do you still remember?
When you invited me to watch a movie?
You said: you wanted to watch with me, because you believe that things happen for a reason.
Do you still believe that?
I want to.
But I also want to have children with you.
Yes.
I am tired.
You always say you're not ready.
You say you're not ready.
Why can’t you believe that I can be a good mother?
Why?
Okay then.
Let’s...
Let’s have a child.
I've never known how this thing works.
How can it detect your pregnancy?
How do you use it?
I peed on it.
Okay.
You seriously peed on it? Really?
We’re having a child.
Hi, doc.
Thanks, doc.
Look at our child. His eyes are so slanted!
Please check the e-mail from Human Resources.
Because this year, our C, S, R. (Corporate Social Responsibility)
CSR, boss.
Yeah, if you say so.
It will focus more on helping malnourished children.
Understand?
Ernest!
Yeah...uhh?
Our HRD is suffering from malnutrition.
What?
Hey. You need to focus. Okay?
Submit the budgeting quickly so it can be approved by the Financial Director.
If we're about to begin the project, but the budget is not available. Hey!
You...
Got it?
He meant that you would be squeezed, Ernest.
SAWOJAJAR HOSPITAL
ERNEST: Pat, where can I buy a ticket to Timbuktu?
PATRICK: You're crazy being that paranoid. Just relax.
ERNEST: I want to be relaxed...but this is stressful. Truly!!
PATRICK: A little stress is to be expected, you're having a child after all.
PATRICK: Your life will change. Enjoy it man. I envy you!
The baby is healthy.
In great condition.
So, you're sure the baby is a girl?
Don't trust me? This person...
In the seventh month of pregnancy, the baby's gender will not change.
If the baby is already a girl, the baby will be a girl.
You need to believe that.
Yes, I believe it, Doc.
Don’t be sad, sir.
Boy or girl are same.
Even better, daughters are closer to their father. It's great!
It's like that. Doc.
You dont believe me? This one...
If you don’t trust me, just cut my finger. / Yes. No need. I trust you.
I trust you, doc.
This is the prescription for you.
I'll take that, doc.
Let's hurry. The parking lot is cramped. It'll be hard to leave.
Why would you say the parking lot is cramped? There's no cramped parking here! Parking is easy.
It's open, not cramped.
How could they be like that?
Papa!
How could they call me Chinese?
Honey?
Yes?
Have you packed already?
We’re not going to the hospital now, right?
Honey!
I'm 40 weeks pregnant. Anytime soon.
Okay then, I'll pack tonight.
Tonight, okay?
I’m going to the office.
Yes, Honey?
Honey, what do you want to bring?
I will pack your suitcase.
Just tell me.
What do you want to bring?
It’s okay, Honey. You don’t have to do it. I'll do it tonight.
I told you earlier.
Okay? Just stay calm.
Okay?
Bye.
Yes, Wil?
Where are you, Ernest?
I'll be there soon. I'm maybe 10 minutes away from the office.
Wait a bit.
The client’s office is in Kemang. The meeting is at their office, not ours.
Okay, I’m heading to Kemang now. Wait for me there.
Nest? Nest?
What else?
Ernest, the budget hasn't been submitted?
No, boss. Not yet.
How could you?
Yes, boss. I will as soon as I arrive at the office.
When I arrive I'll take care of it.
The point is...
Hey, use your eyes!
Sorry, sir. Sorry.
Sorry, Sir.
You better pay for this!
Forgive me, sir. - Look. His motorcyle is broken.
Yes, I'll buy a new one. I'll exchange it.
So easy for you to buy a new one?
This is why you shouldn't go too fast.
Forgive me, sir. I'm sorry.
This number is not active or outside of the service area. Please try again momentarily.
Hey, Willy.
Boss.
How was the meeting?
Yes, boss. So...
What?
It's nothing.
I was saying, boss, about the meeting. Ernest did not come.
Huh? He did not come? What is that supposed to mean?
I mean he did not come, boss. He did not attend. He was supposed to be there, but he wasn't.
Yeah, that's what it means.
You!
Seriously?
Yes, for real, boss. I tried to call him, but he couldn't be reached.
He couldn't...
Where did he go?
Don't know, When I called him...
- Hello, Mei. - Who is that?
The wife.
What? My wife?
- What’s the matter? - No!
HIS wife.
His wife?
Ernest’s wife. Hold on.
What?
Mei, Mei. It's like this.
So, Ernest was supposed to have a meeting with me in Kemang.
He did not come. Then his phone stopped working.
Okay, I'll inform you if I find out anything new.
Wil? What happened?
Yes, Mei?
Pat, where's Ernest?
I tried calling his cell. It's not active.
Oh my.
He hasn't replied to my messages too.
The contractions are getting worse.
Huh?
I need to go to the hospital.
Mei. I will take you to the hospital, okay?
No. You don't need to.
Audrey is already on her way.
Okay, okay.
Pat.
Yes, Mei?
Please find Ernest.
Okay, okay.
Find him.
Okay, Mei. Just stay calm.
Nest, what is it that you want?
I’m tired of you.
If you're tired, why did you come here?
I don’t need you.
You don’t need me?
You don’t need me?!
Since the first day of school, who protected you? Huh?!
If you were in trouble...
Who did you run to? Was it not me? Answer me!
My problem is complicated. Do you know that?
What's complicated?
It's a tiny problem!
There is a coward running away from his responsibilities!
Hey bastard!
Don’t be such a smartass!
What do you know about children?
What do you know?
I know that I am infertile!
Are you satisfied?!
I just never told you.
The doctor said that Nadya’s test result was good, but mine wasn't.
We used to come here to hide from the world.
Now, you’re about to have a daughter.
You will be her world.
Don’t run away from her, Ernest.
Yeah, I'll be ready later.
Huh? Later? What do you mean later?
Mei is about to give birth! Audrey is bringing her to the hospital!
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
I was emotional. My priority was to get mad at you first!
- What should I do? - Play indoor football.
- How could I play indoor football?! - Go to the hospital right now, Nest!
Idiot.
I don't remember what has happened.
Am I guilty if I do not realize.
I don’t want to let you go.
You’re the only one that I want.
Should I stop myself?
Should I leave?
Should I let everything go?
Perhaps, I am wrong,
in blaming myself.
I don’t want to see you leave.
We are perfect.
Or perhaps imperfect.
Maybe we will never regret this.
We can be sad.
Or be happy.
Maybe we will be together forever.
Maybe we should try.
Yes, maybe we should try.
I've never seen you like I see you tonight.
Everything about you fills my thoughts.
Should I stop myself?
Should I leave?
Push, slowly.
Come on, Ma'am. Push slowly, Ma'am.
Inhale and exhale slowly.
Forgive me. This whole time I've been afraid to have children because I was afraid they would look like me.
Then they would be bullied like me, but I'm not afraid anymore. I'm brave enough now.
- I'm brave. - So noisy!!
It hurts.
Come on, Ma'am. Push.
Push a little more.
Breath slowly.
Shut up! I'm going to die if not breathing!
Come on, Ma'am. You're doing great. Push.
This is all your fault.
Yes, it's my fault.
That's how I am.
Forgive me, forgive me.
Doc, do you have a helmet?
That's just pulling hair. Yesterday someone bit off a moustache.
Crybaby!
So noisy!
Calm down, Ma'am. Yes.
Push. Come on.
It’s my fault.
Calm down, dear.
One more push, Ma'am.
One, two, three push, Ma'am. Push.
Keep pushing.
Our daughter has slanted eyes.
Yes.
When you came here, what did you say?
Nothing. It’s not important.
Congratulations. Sir. Ma'am.
She's beautiful, your daughter.
Thanks, doc.
You've just been sewn up...
So, don’t think about having intercourse for at least 40 days.
Doc, it has to be 40 days?
You don't believe me? This person...
- This child is so cute, right Honey? - Yeah.
Nest, your daughter is so cute.
Of course, she is cute.
Just look at her grandfather.
Who are you, sir?
But Nest...
Get your fill now,
as a baby she's cute...
But when she is a year old, she eats everything.
She'll eat your food.
Your salary.
Your time with your wife.
It’s dry, Nest. Dry.
I'm soaking wet. Nothing dry about this.
Hi.
Congratulations on your granddaughter, sir.
Hi, how are you?
You said you were going to order rice.
I didn't have phone credit to call you.
Here he is, the new father.
Yeah.
So Nest, who does your baby look like?
It’s a combination.
Her eyes are like Ernest's.
And her face looks like Mei's.
How much did she weigh?
The weight...
It’s a combination.
Three kilograms.
One and a half from Ernest and one and a half from Mei.
What do you think you'll name her?
The name,
It’s a combination.
Who's this guy?
My friend from the office. That's how he is.
His name is Willy.
- Jaya. - Ernest's friend.
- Ernest’s friend. - Abdul.
Now, how about her?
This is Irene, a friend from work too.
- Irene. - Jaya.
Hello, Irene.
Irene, it seems that I've seen you before.
Really?
Where do you live?
- I... - In Bintaro...
But she rents a place at Mega Kuningan.
When she was born, she weighed three kilograms too.
We should beat him up!
Don’t.
Relax.
My first child was just born and you want to make trouble here?
Your second child then, watch out for yourself.
Knock it off.
Be careful.
It's okay. Over here. Next to Irene.
How was it? Did she want to breastfeed?
She loved it, just like her father.
When shes satisfied, she slept right away.
Just like her father.
Dear, if you want to talk about that, don't say it in front of us.
Awkward!
You’re the same.
He likes to slurp, slurp and zzz... zzz....
If I'm satisfied, I don't sleep.
I'm up again. (Joke: P*nis)
Hi.
Hi, Mom.
Hello all. Everyone is here. Great.
For my first grandchild, I brought a special gift.
Tada...
Ernest. The present is great.
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