My name is Pras.
I'm one of the thousands of online ojek drivers in Jakarta.
And this is my friend, Duras.
Of my 40 elementary school friends,
he's the only one I am still in touch with.
Pras and I are neighbors.
We live next to each other.
But our fates are so different.
Look at Pras. He was born handsome. He even has fair skin.
As for me...
Not even close.
That's why a lot of Pras' customers have a good feeling.
As for me, they lose their patience.
OK!
Pras' customers always make him happy.
Drive properly, dude!
My customers always make me stressed.
Would you be careful?
Hey. Later!
Everyone likes Pras.
Passengers must hug their drivers.
I think this one likes me in that way. Ugh!
No wonder Pras' face is all over the Internet as memes.
TAKE ME DOWN THE AISLE, BABY
Can you imagine if I became a meme?
THIS ONLINE OJEK DRIVER IS SO CREEPY
Thirty-two thousand, miss.
-Thanks. -Welcome.
-Don't forget to rate me five stars. -OK.
For me, the most important thing is reputation.
Slow down!
Are you trying to flirt with me?
For me, the most important thing is money.
You're so mean.
-Thanks, babe, pick me up later? -No way!
Duras and I have different values.
I just want to provide the best service.
Hard work will pay off.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
I work hard because I have a dream.
People say goals come from dreams.
The only way you can find your dream is to sleep.
Duras, pay up.
Relax, I will later.
Last night, I held it in I held it in last night
But I can't hold it in any longer
Your love was only for one night...
MRS. SUM'S HERBAL MEDICINE
TAMARIND, BROWN SUGAR, GALANGAL
And now you are gone...
Pras, there's two people outside this morning.
-Really? -Yeah.
Are you sure that handsome driver lives here?
Yes, I'm sure!
I can't wait to see him!
Look, his bike is there.
Hey, are you here to see the handsome driver?
-Yes. -Yeah!
-You, too? -I like him, too.
Seriously? Have you taken a picture with him?
-Awesome! -But since then...
-What happened? -You guys don't know?
-No, what is it? -He's handsome...
But he has scabies.
Ew, gross!
Yesterday, when he picked me up on his bike,
something fell from his face.
That's disgusting!
I no longer like him.
Bye! Thanks for the info.
Be careful! Keep your distance!
Don't come back!
Sofi Mic.
My voice in your house.
-I'm home. -Hello.
Hello.
You must have told them I have warts.
What? No.
Just scabies.
Since you told people I had warts, yesterday during Friday prayer,
everyone around me refused to shake hands with me.
You should know that I'm the only one who can hold your hand.
Duras, wake up.
Duras?
I want to quit college.
What did you say?
I want to quit college.
Stop joking around.
What is it?
Today is the last day to pay my tuition.
-But if you don't have any... -Shush!
Get my bag.
Here's the money.
This is a lot. Where did you get it?
You don't need to worry about that.
Just do well and finish your studies.
And I want your GPA to be above seven.
-Seven? -Yeah.
How about four?
You think I'm stupid? Five is bad enough.
If that happens, you're gonna have to repeat courses.
You want that to happen?
-No, I don't. -Good.
I better get going, Mom.
Drink your herbal medicine before you go.
-OK, I'm gonna get ready. -OK.
Hi, sir.
-Hi, Pakde! -Morning, Pras!
Pras...
Don't worry. Just send me some fritters.
Oh, they blossomed.
Aren't they beautiful?
They look strong, too.
Of course.
-Where's your brother? -Came home late last night.
He's doing it for you. You should be grateful you have him.
Yes, I make sure I pray for him every day.
-Need a ride? -Yes! Just a sec.
Morning.
-Hi, Sakti. -Morning, Sakti.
Hi, Pras.
-Our future doctor. -I still have a long way to go.
I'm only in my fifth semester.
Five is good, just like Pancasila, the five principles.
Make sure you graduate. Don't be like the people here.
All of them are patients!
-OK. -All right, I'm gonna go fry this fish.
That's cool, you cook your own breakfast.
That's why you should wake up early.
I always wake up early.
You know who is still asleep at this hour.
-Your brother is still sleeping? -Yeah.
-Let me fish him. -Your bucket won't fit.
I'll put him in a water tank. Later!
Euis!
New shoes, again?
Yeah. It's not just the shoes.
Everything is new, from my boyfriend.
When are you gonna introduce him to us?
Maybe someday.
-Let's go. -OK.
Ci Asiu is here!
SORRY, THE OWNER IS HEARTBROKEN
THE OWNER IS VISITING HER IN-LAWS
Ci Asiu is here!
THE OWNER LEFT AND NEVER CAME BACK
Ci Asiu is here!
Hey!
I got pooped on by a bird yesterday.
If it happens again...
I will burn your bird!
Not that one.
Please don't, Ci.
This is precious. It doesn't fly.
-Bird satay sounds good. -No, it doesn't.
Go away!
Closed? Fine, I will seize your place next time.
-Set it on fire. -Shut up.
-A get together? Well done. -Let's pour gasoline.
DRINKS AND FOOD STALL
Hi, Ci Asiu, how are you?
I got diarrhea last night after I drank your coffee.
I kept going to the toilet. I couldn't sleep.
That means the coffee works.
How dare you! It tasted like ink.
Rom, reminds me of Joni.
The guy you forced to drink ink?
Whatever I did to make him pay.
If he didn't pay, you were gonna make him eat rice and egg.
Of course, he was terrified.
Rice and egg is delicious, why would he be scared?
Add engine oil instead of soy sauce.
That'll ruin your stomach.
All right, I'll make you a new cup of coffee.
No way. You drink it yourself!
All right, I'm sorry, ma'am.
Ma'am? You think I'm your mom?
I wouldn't even want to be your mom in a movie!
"Reading means buying"!
No. I'm illiterate.
Look, it's Mrs. Maryam.
-Apologies for the late payment. -Two months, huh?
Yes, fully paid.
-Mrs. Maryam. -Yes.
Mrs. Sum, going out today?
Yes.
Fully paid. Romi.
You're so beautiful.
Your daughter-in-law, too.
Daughter-in-law to-be.
Shut up.
If everyone here were like you,
I would lend them money even if they didn't need it.
Unlike...
Where is he?
I think he left already.
He's usually still asleep at this hour.
Look, his bike isn't there.
Romi, Yuli, go check.
Any special event today?
He's not there.
Are you sure?
Yeah, it's empty inside.
-If you would excuse me. -His bike isn't there either.
All right then.
We're safe.
The boss is here. Hello, boss.
One milk tea, please.
Duras, I was wondering.
-What? -You come here late.
You take orders as you please.
But you manage to have enough money.
Well, Siahaan...
-It's Sinaga. -You changed your surname?
-It's always been Situmorang. -You just changed it again?
You should save up.
Every man is the architect of his own fortune.
Then would you pay for my food?
Today is not your lucky day.
-It's his "guard". -His wife?
-Hi, honey. -Hi, honey, where are you?
-Still at the base camp. -Let me see.
There he goes.
Look, boss just arrived.
Hi, Alia!
-These two girls were flirting with Pras. -What?
-True. -And then they asked for a kiss.
What did you say? How dare you?
-Watch your mouth. -Why did she only slap me?
Every man is the architect of his own fortune.
-Are you tired? -Yeah.
-You should lie down. -OK.
Honey, I noticed she didn't take her medicine today.
I've told her several times that if she doesn't take them,
she will have to have surgery.
But she keeps saying she will take it later.
I'm worried she may have to get surgery, Pras.
We don't want that to happen.
But if it does, I already have enough money.
I definitely chose the right man.
You're caring, hardworking, and you love your parents.
I also have scabies.
Do you? Great, that will keep all the women away.
Can you stop playing with that?
Monik.
Are you studying to become a doctor or a murderer?
I swear, that thing is so annoying.
Why did you buy it?
I went by the store and saw it was on sale.
So, I bought it just for fun.
My laptop is so slow.
I'll get you a new one once I have enough money, OK?
Cool.
What? I've been playing for only an hour. Why is it broken?
A new laptop costs a lot.
I just need to replace the motherboard.
That's why I said, once I have enough money,
we'll change its mother.
What? Mother?
You said motherboard, right? So, the laptop's mother.
Apparently you don't understand.
When it comes to English, leave it to me.
A lot of my passengers are foreigners, and I learn from them.
You don't know English.
But this mother costs a lot.
What's important is that your laptop doesn't lag.
So, it won't bother your studies. Remember what Dad used to say?
Whatever happens, Monik must become a doctor.
There, you get it.
You need to buy a new electricity voucher.
Romi and Yuli, let me go get you some fried rice.
You were getting ketoprak last time, but you ran away.
And before, it was pecel lele, but then it turned into hide-and-seek.
Just pay up. It is time.
Give me some more time. Three, four, maybe five days?
-A week. -A week?
You want this hand to stay here for a week?
Of course not. How would I shower then?
-OK. -Rom.
Let's just make him like Burhan.
The guy whose eyelids we peeled off?
That was Nugroho.
Wasn't Nugroho the one we slashed and squeezed lime juice on the wound?
-Oh my. -That happened?
Oh, that was in my dream, torturing people while eating soto.
Ouch.
Rom, forget about peeling and limes and eyelids.
Please just give me more time, OK?
Give me five days.
Four, then.
OK, fine. Three.
Three days.
Rom, Yul...
-Shut up! -OK.
Yul, how long should I stay here?
-Till Wednesday. -Wednesday?
This is Thursday, so a week?
My dearest children.
I know four is not a good number.
That's why I'm trying hard to turn four into five.
Evening, Ci.
I will go now.
-You've got enough magazines and books? -Yes, plenty of them.
The children at the orphanage will be delighted to have them.
Don't forget, I need a facial treatment tomorrow.
Yes, I will prepare it.
I'll see you tomorrow.
-Good evening. -Evening.
Two, four, nine, one.
-Evening, miss. -Evening.
Hi.
That's a lot to carry. Let me help.
Don't worry, I can manage.
No, you'll hurt your hand. Let me.
Leave the heavy stuff to me.
You can just stay beautiful.
Put it down.
-Are you sure? -Yeah.
-Go ahead. -These are really heavy.
It's all right.
You sure?
Are you OK?
Leave it to me. Go ahead.
Really?
Did you tell the boss that Duras hasn't paid yet?
I did that yesterday. Today's your turn.
Fine.
Rom, to make sure things go smoothly, let's pray.
Lead the prayer.
I did that yesterday. Today's your turn.
Fine. We'll do it my way.
Oh my God.
-Evening. -Hi, Sandra.
Evening Romi, Yuli.
Are you all right?
I'm fine. Leave it to me.
Just let me do it. Ci Asiu might need you.
OK then.
See you later.
She's like the hulek.
"Hulek"?
-H-U-L-K, that green dude. -You mean the Hulk?
Bumpkin.
You should go.
See you tomorrow, thanks.
-Take care. -OK.
I've got some used books in the backseat.
-You can have them if you want. -Thank you, ma'am.
I'm tired of being a housemaid.
Just one last job before we retire and live in our paradise.
-Let's go. -Sure.
The safe combination please.
Do we really have to do this?
What's wrong, darling?
We already have enough money.
Why can't we just leave for paradise tomorrow?
Why? This is why.
Gosh, baby. You bought this?
But promise me. No more spying after this?
-After this, no more. -No more disguising as a maid?
I hope not. You look cute as a maid.
I don't like being a maid.
Let's go through our plan for tomorrow, OK?
I have it memorized.
I'm gonna go shower.
-I'm coming with you. -I'm on my period.
Why is your cycle once a week?
SOFIYAH COPIED LILIS KEJORA'S HIT?
My song is "One Night," and hers is "One Day."
How is that similar, Bebenita?
That Lilis Kejora just loves to make drama.
Right, Sof.
It's not your fault.
But people on social media are already supporting her.
You know how social media is. Vicious. You should just relax.
-Mr. Totong! -Yes, sir.
Check these people.
Right on.
Check their bags.
No need to flirt.
Morning, Kang Totong.
-Give this to her, please. -Just go.
-I'm in a hurry. -Then hurry and go.
Excuse me Mr. Kemal, Mr. Adi.
-Why did you let him in? -Yeah, why?
He's an ojek driver. You guys are journalists.
You keep asking questions.
Better than being a security guard.
Fine.
I have a show tonight but my voice is hoarse.
Where is my herbal medicine?
Morning, Miss Sofiyah, Mr. Beben.
There it is.
Bibi, hurry up, I'm losing my voice.
Thanks.
Pras, how many times do I have to tell you,
call me Sofiyah.
Sofiyah!
My voice is back, Bebenita!
Mrs. Sum's herbal medicine is the best!
It takes care of your throat...
and makes you last longer.
What lasts longer?
No, I mean, your voice.
I was thinking of something else.
I thought of it, you know.
Sof, I've told you not to flirt with him.
They will accuse you of harassment, and that would be a problem.
-Hello, honey. -Hi, honey, where are you?
I'm delivering an item.
Really? Can I see?
You always give me...
I'm tired with this.
Slowly.
-I'm going to go pray. -OK.
What's that noise?
So, you're at her place?
What are you doing inside?
Pras, come here!
Can't you just...
Let's talk.
Wait, Pras?
Oh, is that your girlfriend?
-Why did you give it to her? -Introduce me. Hi!
You're pretty.
Hey, lady.
Hi, you!
What's all that about, achieving success...
She seems excited.
Vibrating in the air.
She's imitating me.
You can't talk like a normal person?
Is she a big fan?
Gosh, Bebenita...
Go get one Sofi Mic.
I want to give it to this handsome man's girlfriend.
All right, just a sec, Sof.
Pras!
All right, I gotta go now.
I'll call you back later.
Bye.
Here, Sof.
Pras.
This is for your girlfriend.
If it breaks, just come back and we'll replace it.
There have been so many complaints.
Pay for the herbal medicine, too, please.
Oh, right.
Amazing!
Beautiful, whose voice is that?
Your voice, Sof.
LAXATIVE
Guys! Lunch is ready!
Thank you, Sandra.
Get as much as you can.
I'll leave you guys to it.
All right, take care.
This is good.
Not bad.
Better than no food at all.
Yeah!
-Have you taken your pills? -What for?
I'm doing fine.
Mom, you need to take your pills regularly.
I feel bad for you and Alia.
My pills are expensive.
Wait, what happened to the voice?
Isn't this new?
Can you return this and get a new one?
Sure.
I'll go back this afternoon.
You think I'm not spending enough?
For your tuition in Australia?
Now you're saying you want to go to Antarctica?
Are you a penguin?
-I'm so full. -Me, too.
Where are your table manners?
We have to be thankful for this food.
It was delicious.
You seem to be worse.
Are you full or sick?
-Come on, break off. -What does that mean?
-Our break is over. -I can't stand up.
Push yourself.
SOLVING PROBLEMS WITHOUT SOLUTIONS
Stand by, guys. They have already gotten their vitamins.
How can I help you?
-I'm here to... -Do magic?
-He looks psychic. -Of course he does.
Magicians are psychic and full of tricks.
No, I just look like one.
Too bad. You have potential to become a magician.
-Do you agree? -I agree.
OK, just listen.
I just want you to finish your studies and graduate.
Then you can go
to Antarctica or even outer space, whatever.
I gotta go now.
OK, thanks. Bye.
Ready, Ci?
What have you got for me?
We have yam bean, apple, and cucumber.
Great, whatever is big and long, I love it.
Meet and greet for a hundred thousand?
Isn't this just TikTok?
What's happening?
I just had a great meal.
Is it because I was watching Bowo?
THE ART OF WAR BY SUN TZU
It's none of our business, Rom.
Right.
-But if you're here to... -Poop.
Sorry, my friend just ate...
Diarrhea.
Don't be surprised. The restroom is full.
What did Asiok say, Ci?
He wants to go to Antarctica to see penguins and ice melting.
Can't you just see ice in a freezer?
Calm down, Ci.
Let me play your favorite song, OK?
To help you relax.
Ci, what are you doing?
Let me do it for you.
I just want to change the song.
Let me do it.
You won't be able to.
Please lie down.
Ci, what do you need this time around?
I told you, I don't like small cucumbers. Don't you remember?
Let me get it, you just lie down.
There you go.
I love big ones like this.
Bigger cucumbers last longer.
I like it.
Crossing the ball, I repeat, crossing the ball.
Got it, I'm ready.
Don't forget to squeeze my nose next time.
I have tons of blackheads.
-What's wrong? -Nopek?
I thought I heard...
Ouch!
How many times do I have to tell you
that you can't come here unless we're being robbed.
I'm sorry, Ci.
Ci, your mask is ruined. Let me fix it.
What are you doing?
Boss Romi, how are you?
Good. Just a little stomach ache.
I just came from the toilet.
Smells bad.
What are you doing here?
I'm just breathing.
Answer me properly, don't make me suspicious.
I was just...
Wait!
How much do I owe you?
-Forty million. -Right.
Yuli said it was 39.
-Then pay up. -I promised in three days.
If I pay it now, it's not part of the deal.
-Three days. -Three days.
Three days.
We're done, Ci.
I'll see you tomorrow. Bye.
Good evening.
Is the ball safe?
The ball is with the keeper.
I'm fine.
I'm OK, thanks.
-Are you OK? -That's my friend.
Duras...
Are you OK?
Are you? What about your legs?
I'm fine. I need to deliver this.
Here's your phone.
-It's ruined. -No, it's not.
Careful.
Good day.
I can just do this. See?
Finally, I can pay back Ci Asiu.
Why would you even borrow money from her?
Where did all that money go?
I spent it all on my sister's tuition.
-She's got a lot to... -Enough.
-All that... -Open it.
Relax, it's here.
Look, isn't it amazing?
Gotta be careful with this. Look.
What's wrong?
Where's the diamonds?
Wait.
-Then where are they? -Did you stick them up your ass?
I swear I put them here. I'm not lying.
-Can I help you? -This.
-It's broken, too? -Yeah.
Just a moment.
Ugh, disgusting, no wonder it's broken.
He better be careful with this one.
Here, be careful with this one. You won't get another replacement.
-Yes, thank you, sir. -Don't "sir" me.
I'm not your boss.
I'm sorry for bothering you. It's just that my mom loves this mic.
-She got upset when it broke. -All right, all right.
He's so cute.
Hey, leaving so soon?
-Yeah. -All right.
He should be calling you "sir".
Right.
Sir? I'm not your boss.
Thank God!
SENGGOL STREET NO. 2
Right! I just remembered!
I think he took the wrong microphone.
-Who? -Pras!
-Pras... -The herbalist's son! My neighbor.
I'm calling him right now.
My assistant is stupid.
I have eight Ming Dynasty jars that need to be delivered.
I used an expensive logistics company.
And he left one jar behind!
Hey, add this.
All right, all right, I'm using CengSend to deliver it there.
Where is he?
-You have enough credit? -Yes, I just topped up.
Are you lying?
No, I swear.
Hey, you need to deliver this by 2:00 p.m. I don't care how you do it.
-To Halim Airport. -Yes, ma'am.
Don't worry, I always get five stars.
Well, hurry up then!
I don't care how many stars you have! Just hurry!
Go, go, go! Move! Come on! Hurry!
You're giving me a heart attack.
Why isn't he picking up?
I've been working my ass off as a housemaid for these diamonds.
I know.
If all of this fails because of you...
I will make your life more miserable.
Hold on, I will try calling him again.
Duras?
He picked up.
-Hello, Pras? -Put him on speaker.
Yes, what's up?
Pras, I think you took my Sofi Mic.
You called me just to say that?
My Sofi Mic is broken.
I was taking it to the store to get it fixed.
I exchanged it for a new one.
-I gotta go. -Where is the mic now?
At Sofiyah's house of course. It's just a mic!
-I'm in a rush. -Pras, I mean...
Gosh!
Hello? Yes, honey?
What? You fell off the bike?
Where?
Pras fell of the bike?
How did you break it? What happened?
It's not about the money, it's the value of history!
You need to pay me back, I don't care how!
Write down this number! Write it down!
REMAINING BALANCE: RP 1,150,000.00
If I start working at night, I can make it up in three months.
Add my savings, all right? We can reach the target faster.
Maybe even in two months, OK?
Honey.
You have been saving since high school.
It's all right, leave this to me.
I love being spurted from three different directions.
Like the Niagara Falls.
I hope you can visit that place.
I would like to thank the viewers for this opportunity
to explore Sofiyah's grand house.
You know what?
I have wasted 30 minutes of my life
watching this meaningless video.
To make up for it...
Why don't I slap your face 30 times?
But now we know all about Sofiyah's house.
Right, I know that her bathroom
has three different showers.
Because she likes being spurted from different directions.
But I still don't know...
how to break into that house.
And where are the diamonds?
I don't know either.
Well, find out, then!
Listen, I've got good news.
Yati, from the village, got fired a month ago.
She used to work at Sofiyah's.
Her house is equipped with security cameras.
And all the security guards are ex-Navy.
Nobody can easily enter that house.
The only way for us to enter that house
is to make an appointment with Sofiyah.
I know.
Why don't we put our team in that house?
She can be a housemaid again.
Maybe not.
I'm donating 150 Sofi Mics next week.
For children at the orphanage.
When was that?
There are 111,214 views...
He's asking for the date, not the number of viewers.
A while ago.
Well, we can't go with your plan then. No time.
Duras.
I'm gonna go to grocery store after class.
We've run out of rice and detergent.
Can I get some money from your wallet?
Is that enough?
I can give you more.
Maybe that's enough.
You still have money?
Yes.
All right, then I better get going. Bye.
Bye. Take care.
Pras!
You left the herbal medicine.
Right, I forgot.
Guys, see you later.
-Bye! -Bye.
Just one bottle for Sofiyah?
Yeah, Mom only made one bottle.
Don't go inside her house again.
All right.
-Are you jealous? -No way!
Smile for me.
Pras!
Pakde, keep it down!
-What? -What is it?
I need to talk to you.
Can't it wait?
-No. It has to be now. -Fine.
That's my boy.
Pakde, do that later.
I can't! I must do it now!
Dumbass.
Yeah, I'm a dumbass.
I am!
That's much better.
Here, Pras.
So...
I have a way...
to make money faster and easier.
You?
How?
Listen.
Remember that I once worked at...
Don't lie to me again.
No, it's different.
I used to work at a hotel.
But let me ask you this.
Would you help me?
No.
Come on, Pras, it's easy.
You go in...
Get the stuff, you exit, we get money, and we're done.
Come on.
Ras.
-We just need to live life by the rules. -Sometimes the rules are wrong.
You don't have any money for your mom's surgery.
Meanwhile, Ci Asiu's hit men are hunting me down.
If we keep living by the rules,
that would be the end of us.
Whatever. I'm tired of talking to you.
It's like talking to a wall.
Where are you going?
I'm going to work to make money in a good way.
Bro, how many did you get today?
-I just started my day. -Really?
Thank God.
-That's a lot. -Thank God.
My dear friends, we all want Markobar to open at 6:00 a.m., right?
NO WAIT! OPEN MARKOBAR AT 6:00 AM
Are they protesting or queuing?
I don't know, maybe they want to meet the owner.
Are you here to meet the owner?
Nah, I'm here to buy martabak.
-It's cheap then? -Yes, it is.
So, do you wanna meet the owner or buy martabak?
You're the owner?
That's a huge protest going on.
Nah, not really.
Aren't you scared?
Not really.
All right, I'm gonna order.
Somebody ordered ten boxes. They say your martabak is good?
Oh, they are. They are really good.
-Yes? -One million.
Thank you.
WE WOULD BE HAPPY IF MARKOBAR OPENED AT 6:00 A.M.
Oh, God.
What's this?
Martabak!
My favorite!
Yay.
Pras!
I just wanted to ask, how did you end up buying this many?
It's a long story, Mom.
Well, then, save it for later.
I'm going to the Quran recital.
Since we have a lot of boxes,
can I just take four of them?
Are you allowed to go out?
Of course. I'm doing fine.
-Says who? -Mrs. Mic.
Don't believe me? Let's ask her.
Let's ask.
What's that, Sof?
See? Trust me.
All right, then. I better go.
-All right, take it easy. -OK.
-Hey, Monik. -Hey.
Another gift from your boyfriend?
-Everything is new. -Right.
Not just these.
What else?
My breasts, too. See you!
Bye!
-Morning, Pakde! -Morning, Pakde!
Morning, Jeng. Morning, Monik.
I was gonna give you a box.
I already got one from Pras yesterday.
Thank God.
-You look so pretty. Where are you going? -To the Quran recital.
All right, then.
Pakde, see you later.
OK, take care.
Let's go, Monik.
-Bude? -God.
Bude?
Pras!
Come on, Pras.
-Mom! -It hurts.
-Open the gate! -It hurts.
-Slowly. -It hurts.
Stay with us.
She doesn't have much time left.
We have to do the surgery.
Otherwise it's only going to get worse.
-When is the latest we can do the surgery? -I would advise one or two days from now.
I have to go.
-I'll see you around. -Thank you, doctor.
Darling, when have I ever lied to you?
I've never lied, right? So relax.
I have to work on some stuff, OK?
How's it going?
What's wrong with us?
When we robbed Mr. Toni...
and broke into Mr. Tio's apartment, everything went well.
And now, during our last mission before we repent,
there's so many obstacles.
Are we not supposed to repent?
Maybe God is testing us to see if we're going to repent for real
or to seek attention.
God should know that we're being serious.
We're not posting anything on social media.
If we keep posting, that's attention seeking.
I've always trusted you.
You're the best driver I know.
You can tackle any obstacle on the road, I'm sure you'll get through this.
Right?
Just remember,
as long as we're resilient, life will reward us.
Wait, let me post that.
Sure.
As long as... What was it?
-As long as we're resilient... -As long as we're resilient,
-life will reward us. -Right.
Hashtag OOTD.
Why OOTD?
Ocehan (Babbling) Of The Day by Sakti, copied by Duras.
Sofiyah does not want to go to court.
You should negotiate! You're the lawyer!
It's not my job!
What now? Why are you here?
Is Sofi here? I mean Sofiyah.
Sofiyah is busy signing the mics for the donation.
She cannot be disturbed.
Mr. Beben, my mother had a heart attack.
-I'm here to ask... -Listen.
You're not the first one to come here and ask for Sofiyah's help.
Just because she's your mom's customer,
you think she would easily help you out?
You're totally wrong.
Enough of this. Get out of here!
You still know where the exit is, right?
So annoying.
Makes me hungry.
Where is she?
Monik?
Where is she?
Oh, Boss Yuli.
Are you alone? Let me get you a drink.
Wait here.
Oh, Boss Romi, you're here, too. It's a full house now.
Can you not make me tiptoe? I'm tired.
OK, OK.
You've run out of time, Ras.
-Pay now... -Or choose.
You want me to blend your tongue?
Or you want me to grate your lips?
Please help me out one last time. I need more time.
A day.
Twelve hours.
Six hours, OK? Six hours.
What are they doing?
Duras? Monik?
I'm coming in.
Oh God, Ras, what happened?
Ouch!
Well, Ras...
I'm fine.
What?
Are you here to lecture me again?
Hey.
I'm not going to lecture you.
I just want to say that whatever your plan is,
-I'm in. -Really?
Pras, you still remember Sofiyah's house, right?
Now look at this.
You can see everything.
-So later... -Don't touch it!
Why would you point at the bathroom...
Pras, you deliver the herbal medicine to Sofiyah's house, as usual.
But his mother is sick. How would she make the herbal medicine?
It's fine, I'll just buy some from her competitor.
And change the packaging.
HERBAL MEDICINE MRS. SUM
Delivery, as usual.
I'm going inside.
Pras is inside.
Duras, you go to the place we agreed on.
This is the stupidest disguise I have ever seen.
What else can I do? I only have this.
But it conceals my identity.
Not only your identity.
Your brain is concealed, too.
-Well... -Enough.
Hey, what are you doing here?
-Delivering the herbal medicine, as usual. -Just put it there.
Mr. Ben, can I use the bathroom real quick?
Go straight, second door to your left.
-Thanks. -Sure.
Just because I'm sweet, doesn't mean I want bitter coffee.
Silly maid.
Mr. Beben.
-Hm? -You have a guest.
Here to take the mics?
No, it's Lilis Kejora's lawyers.
Lawyers? Why are they here?
Mr. Beben, should I send them in?
Sir?
Good afternoon.
Afternoon.
-So, we're here... -I know who your client is.
But this isn't how it works.
We're here to accept the peace offer from Sofiyah.
Why would lawyers visit their clients directly?
It's unethical.
-How much? -At 25 million.
It's still lower than my last offer.
-Correct, but... -And there it is.
Talking to lower class people always ends with "but".
But we request ten million be paid in 5,000 rupiah bills.
And five million in 2,000 rupiah bills.
And five million in 200 rupiah coins.
Are you offering peace or getting dowry?
We're not done yet.
Our client also asks for five million bitcoin.
As in, the five million rupiahs be paid in bitcoin?
No, five million bitcoins.
Hell no! I have no desire to make peace.
This is extortion!
What is going on? You're so noisy.
Sof, these people are extorting us.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
The vocalist is on stage.
OK, three minutes before the generator goes on.
The CCTV is down even though the lights are still on.
-Guys, the microphones aren't here. -What?
-What?
What is going on?
What were you going to say?
I mean, inspiration can come from anything.
When I was a newcomer,
people kept comparing me to others.
Yayuk Basuki, Susi Susanti, Susi Pudjiastuti...
Sri Mulyani.
In fact, I look more like...
Shit!
These people have no manners, Sof. She just called you "shit"!
All right, we should excuse ourselves.
Yes, see you in court!
Clean it, Bebenita. Sterilize where they sat!
Sofiyah is busy signing the mics for the donation.
She cannot be disturbed.
BUNGA BANGSA FOUNDATION
-Excuse me. -Yes?
-We're from the orphanage. -Right, they've been expecting you.
Just tell them to come in.
I only need to sign two more boxes.
Where did I put the pen?
It was here.
There it is.
Bi!
You can take all of them. Kemal!
Excuse me, Ms. Sofiyah.
You're donating 150 boxes, correct?
Right, Bebenita? Is that not enough?
No, 150 is enough. It's enough.
I mean, after we counted everything,
there was only 149 boxes.
What? How come? Bebenita!
OK, Sof, let me go check.
Where is it?
I wonder where it is.
Where is that one box?
There's nothing left here.
I wonder where it is.
Oh, there it is!
I've been looking for you.
Darling.
Yeah?
The last flight to Sumba leaves at 7:00.
Take it.
Oh no...
You both can leave now. What about me?
No one gets left behind. The two of us go first.
Then I'll email you a ticket so you can catch up with us.
-Are you serious? -Of course.
But, what about my sister, Monik?
Don't worry, Ras, Monik can still continue her studies.
Pras, you're alive!
-Gosh! -Pras, you better lay low.
Soon, Indonesia will be shocked
by the news of diamonds inside a Sofi Mic box.
You mean these?
Thank God! You're safe!
Thank God! I can pay back Ci Asiu!
Let me check them.
Yeah, he knows more about diamonds.
We don't want it to be fake.
Pras!
Good. Good job.
Great job.
Sandra, why are you holding a gun to us?
Quit playing...
-Our job is done. -Duras, Pras.
We want to retire rich, not so-so.
So, you'd better get on the floor.
On the floor!
Am I doing it right?
That's lying down. You should be on the floor like this.
But if I do that, I can't breathe.
Why don't you do as I say?
On the floor!
How do we untie this?
-I have small scissors in my pocket. -Where?
-Here. Got it? -I got it.
Cut the rope.
Someone's calling.
Can you get my phone in my jacket?
-Who is it? -Alia.
Why is she calling?
Here.
-Mom has to undergo surgery. -What?
EMERGENCY ROOM
-How is she? -Pras, her condition was alarming.
Dr. Sundoro said she needs immediate surgery.
But, God...
I'll go and check if they have an installment program...
I don't think you need to worry about that.
What do you mean?
Look.
Sofiyah!
Sofiyah.
Why didn't you tell me your mother was sick, Pras?
How did you know?
This morning, I drank the herbal medicine, but it tasted awful.
I asked Bebenita, and he said your mother was sick.
Your girlfriend also said that ever since your mom got sick,
you've been working day and night.
You shouldn't do that! You'll fall sick, too.
But my mother's surgery...
Don't worry about that. I just want you in return.
What do you mean by that?
I mean I just want herbal medicine!
Gosh, you're so protective.
But with a guy like this, you should be.
Keep an eye on him,
otherwise he will fly away, right, Bebenita?
Thank you so much, Sofa.
Sofiyah. I'm not a chair to sit on.
Pras!
Gosh.
Where is he going?
-It says closed. -Just go inside.
Ci.
Keep this between us. Don't drag Monik into this.
How can I not drag her into this?
She just told me
that you paid for all her tuition
using money from GonCeng.
You lied, didn't you? You borrowed money from Ci Asiu?
I did it for you. So you could go to college.
So, it's all my fault? You even had to lie?
I don't care about lying.
I just thought about what Dad said.
Whatever happens, Monik must become a doctor.
But how could you?
Dad never taught us to lie!
If I hadn't lied, you wouldn't have been able to study.
How could you?
I can't trust you anymore.
Can you both be quiet?
You're just like my son. You talk too much.
And you?
You're nothing like my son.
I've told my son since he was little.
"Asiok, I just want you to get a college degree.
I just want one of us get a college degree, Siok.
Just one, among all the 60 members of our family.
Don't be like your mother who didn't even graduate high school.
Look at me now, a loan shark."
If he was here...
I would say to him,
"Asiok, look at these people.
This girl wants to go to college, Siok.
But they don't have the money.
As for you, I've been paying for everything,
And you say you want to go to Antarctica? Asiok!"
All right then.
You don't need to worry about the deadline.
Just pay back whatever you have. I'm fine with it.
-Thank you, Ci. -Listen.
Listen carefully.
If she quits college...
I will send you to Antarctica.
So you will meet the penguins.
And freeze to death.
-Do you understand? -Yes.
Thank you, Ci.
GonCeng delivery for Asu.
I got it.
Asu!
-What's this? -Delivery for Asu!
It's Asiu, not Asu.
Asu means dog.
-In what language? -Javanese.
I wouldn't know that.
I grew up in Tebing Tinggi, North Sumatra, when I was little.
I'm sorry if this offends you, but...
where I'm from, dogs aren't an insult.
-Then what? -Food!
I'm kidding. Dogs are good.
Just like you.
Say hi to Asu for me!
With an "I".
-Asui. -Asiu!
Yeah, the emergency room.
Go away!
Ci, a package for you.
Who is it from?
-I don't know. -Open it.
BIOGRAPHY
Sofiyah!
Dance of Life.
I know she's famous.
But did she really have to write a book?
I know, right?
And we have to read all about her life? I could write one, too.
-Yes, Ci. -Of course.
-I'm prettier than her. -I agr...
-I agree, Ci. -I agree.
DIAMONDS AREN'T IMPORTANT SINCERITY IS
Aseng.
Aloi.
Aming.
Afung!
There's a letter.
Here.
"Dear Ci Asiu.
I'm sorry for stealing your precious diamonds.
I'm giving them back to you.
Because I know what it feels like to have what's ours taken away."
A FEW HOURS AGO...
I am small, but I have an attitude...
-No need to do that. -Now we're talking.
Only 5,000?
You're so stingy.
There's no point you having a nice-looking yellow car.
Bummer.
Yes, darling.
Yes, darling, OK.
OK, let's...
Darling, what's going on?
Give me your phone.
What are you looking for? Let me help you...
I never agreed with stealing Ci Asiu's diamonds.
But you managed to convince me,
saying this was the last heist.
Saying this was all for us.
But there never was an "us," right?
There was only...
you...
and her.
I've checked in!
-Darling. -Answer me!
Honey, hurry up! Can't wait to meet you in paradise.
In Sumba.
Sandra?
The doctor said you're not allowed to make herbal medicine anymore.
Inside the hospital.
You need to get better soon.
I will, thank you.
It's not just that.
Your favorite idol sent you flowers.
-Sofiyah. -Those flowers?
They're gorgeous.
The flowers look so beautiful, right?
Shut it.
Miss Sandra?
You look like my ex.
Meaning?
My ex-boss.
Can you hurry? Or else I'll cancel.
Yes, miss.
Just this?
-Can you carry this? -Sure.
Sure I can be crazy.
She's small but the luggage is so heavy.
Maybe she weight-lifts.
Can we stop by a landfill?
-I want to get rid of that luggage. -Sure.
But can you rate me five stars?
Last night, I held it in I held it in last night
But I can't hold it in any longer
Your love was only for one night
And now you are gone
You can see all my idols here.
Nelson Mandela, Tino Sidin.
And do you know who this is?
Ellya Khadam.
I love you and you love me, too
But we're too far apart
I held it in, I tried to be patient
Until it is time to meet you
I feel happy
To be with you, I do
Although you won't be here for long
Even if it's for a while, I'm happy
Last night, I held it in I held it in last night
But I can't hold it in any longer
Your love was only for one night
And now you are gone
Last night, I held it in I held it in last night
But I can't hold it in any longer
Your love was only for one night
And now you are gone
Last night, I held it in
But I can't
Last night, I held it in
But I can't