How are you, Hop?
You're back again.
- Crazy! - Anything you like?
Kwang Tung's ten tigers. This is cool.
White haired bride. Chinese without subtitles?
Hop, do you have a Shaw Brothers movie...
There's a boy who's a Leopard ...
Leopard move, dragon move. Fight in the air, fight in the water.
Killed by the tiger, hitting the monkey.
I know you. I'm not a white kid who doesn't know Kung Fu.
Kick his ass. Take the girl.
Just a storage shed here.
Where did you get this from?
It was already here when my grandfather opened this shop 100 years ago.
He was waiting for the right person to take this.
Return to owner.
That person never came.
My father took over the shop, waiting too. Long time.
Now I.
It was the magic wand of the Northern Temple.
Like the 13 monks used to save the Tang Emperor.
I've seen that before. Exactly the same.
- I had a dream about this. - You know why?
You watch too many Hong Kong movies. Come on.
I'll give you 5 great Bruce Lee movies.
- For a crazy price. - You're the best, Hop.
Jason.
Hi. What is it?
Nothing, just take a walk.
You go to Chinatown. What is it?
- Kung Fu. - Are you serious?
Not to talk about. According to the Kung Fu code of ethics.
See. There is a new child in our territory.
Hey boy, you still riding this crappy bike?
You need a motorbike for this.
- What do we get here? - Just some tapes. Not a problem.
Enter the dragon area? Bride with white hair?
That's very good.
- Come on, let him go. - He's not a dog. He can Kung Fu.
What? You think you're Chinese?
You hang out with that old Chink.
What's wrong with you? let's see your moves.
Come on, Check out some Kung Fu styles. Kung Fu Masters?
Want Tae Kwon Do style?
Lupo, He hangs out with that old Chink . Steal the money.
You worked with the old man?
Shut up and do it.
It's night Lenny. He may be home.
He's not here. Let it go.
Who? Kung Fu boy. You're back for cheap movies?
I told you. Best bet in China town. Come in.
Want a cup of tea? Clean the trash out.
Yankee victory. It's really bad.
Who is with you? Friend?
Where do you keep the money?
I said, where do you keep the money?
Come on old man! Shut up here.
Look for Jack's box.
Oh my God, Lupo. You shot him.
Take.
Must be returned to the owner. Run.
You see that?
Kill him with his stick.
- Look, calm down man. Don't ... - Did you see that?
- Calm down, Lupo. Wait friend - Drop his weapon.
Shut up! Maybe I'm the provocateur, but we're all together.
But this little cockroach, he's not one of us.
Want a cup of tea. This will protect you.
Excuse me, I don't know where I am.
I don't know how I got here. I remember I fell...
The old woman found you lying by the river.
We thought you were dead.
Let's go!
Help me!
Let it go!
Quick, catch the kid!
stop!
Drop what you're holding!
If you run I will kill you. Come here!
What thing are you holding? Where are you from?
You want this?
Drop the wand if you want to live.
Please, sir. Give money to this drunk.
Get out of the way!
- Where did you get the stick? - I don't know what you're talking about.
Where did you find it? I do not understand.
It's because you're not listening.
Behind you!
I don't know where I...
...and how did I get here who's the one who wants to kill me.
Whatever you do, getting back in there is horrible.
No, drunken fist.
See Kung Fu Crook from the south.
My name is Lu Yang, explorer.
From what country did you come as a monk?
I'm not a Monk, I'm Jason.
Jason Tripitikas, From south Boston.
Is this a dream? No, you came from a dream...
through the gate of 'There is no gate'.
Is it shaped like a hole or what?
No, that means you are a Zen Master...
...You brought something very special.
This? Was at the record store, waiting for the guy to pick it up....
... and returned to its owner.
What?
It had been talked about for a long time about the seekers coming.
To return his wand and kill the Jade Warlord King.
Who gave the wand back to?
The monkey king.
Born of stone, in the mountains there are fruits and flowers.
With a gun in his hand.
His 'Chi' became like fire. His wand fought like magic.
He challenged a shipment from the mainland.
But Jade's forces can't defeat him.
The monkey king killed every soldier sent to kill him.
But because of his wand, he became invincible.
The words he didn’t obey, he walked into the “Forbidden Kingdom”.
to the mountain of the five elements, the land of immortality.
When every 500 years, the Jade Emperor hosts a Peach Banquet.
This is where the Ministers of Heaven celebrate longevity.
And drink the elixir of immortality.
Into the banquet. The monkey king came uninvited.
The Jade Emperor felt captivated by the Monkey King.
But Jade Warlord was not amused.
As a great team ...
The Warlord asked the Monkey King to bow to him.
He's just a little naughty.
Give this naughty monkey a tribute and let it go.
Everything has been satisfied on Earth and in Heaven.
The supreme emperor left to begin his 500 years of Meditation.
Leaving the Jade Warlord in charge as a mandate from the heavens.
Jade Warlord asked the Monkey King to fight.
On the mountain of the five elements.
At the place of the Warlord's Palace, the battle of immortality begins...
... to prove the power of who is supreme.
Good stick fighting, Wukong.
But without your weapons you are nothing like a solitary hermit.
No weapons, no 'Chi'. Fist against fist.
The monkey king over -trusted and believed the words of the Warlord.
Drop his magic wand.
Realizing that he had been duped, the Monkey King...
Throw his wand out of the kingdom.
The art of war is the basis of deception, my friend.
Rather he is immortal, the Monkey King cannot be killed...
... just trapped in a rock, where he awaits the seeker of the prophethood ...
... to return his weapon and free him.
That's what I heard at the time.
How long has he been in prison?
500 years, or several decades.
They said when the Monkey King was released, the Jade Emperor would return.
How do I get home?
You must return the wand to the mountain of the five elements.
You must free the Monkey King.
I can't free the Monkey King, I have to go home.
- Waiter, add wine. - did you drink too much?
Wine is my inspiration. On the other hand, I am known as a poet.
Cheers!
On the other hand, I was known as a beggar.
Old woman.
Where did this come from?
Guards, see who they use to pay.
What's this?
- What should we do? - How good is your Kung Fu?
He who spoke, did not know. He who knows, Does not speak.
I'm sure you're great.
- Where did you get the stick? - It's fake.
You can find it in stores.
Get out of your way, old fool.
Give it.
Give me the stick, or die.
Come on!
Help!
- Protect yourself. - What?
Let's go.
Thank you.
His strength is like that of a child. Are you from the northern mountains?
I am the Golden Sparrow of the south.
He didn't think the immortal drunkard needed his life to survive.
Are you immortal?
What did you run away from a little boy?
The bounty hunter tried to stop him from the 5 element mountain.
I suggest you keep walking west.
And just stop to water your horses.
- You're not coming? - Take a trip to the mountain of the five elements.
Passing through grass and fields, the danger is very bad.
Worst of all, no wine.
The jug. Every eternity has one.
I'm really sorry. Without wine, I would perish.
You have to understand this.
No. You have to understand this.
This is impossible!
- You wished you were back home? - Yes.
Look, if you die here...
...You too will be found dead in the world you left behind.
You understand?
My jug is almost finished. I have to say bye. bye.
Wait!
Let him go. You're the one who should return the wand, not him.
How good is your Kung Fu?
He can't. No!
Lu, wait!
Teach me. Teach me to fight.
Swing gently, cutting harder, at the same time.
It sucks.
I've had a minor hit two days from now.
While you sit on horses like the King of England.
When are you going to teach me Kung Fu.
- You want to learn Kung Fu? - Yes.
I will teach you.
That's the name: Attack. Tomorrow, I'll teach you to persevere.
Let's go.
Swing gently, cut tight.
You think you're gonna teach me "The Shadowless Kick?"
And the Buddhist Site technique.
There in Virtual Fighter 2 there are men who do the Buddha Site technique.
And he did an "Iron elbow".
And he did "One Touch of Death".
The cup is full. Stop! Alright, it's full.
Precisely. How can you fill your cup, when it's full?
How can you learn Kung Fu, when you already know so much?
Know "Shadow Kick", "Buddha Footprint". Empty your cup.
Expect. Hoping too much.
It is said that music is the bridge between Heaven and Earth.
That's beautiful
This was given to our mother.
My lord ...
How dare you. Can you see I'm busy?
The legend of the divination stick ...
...already seen in the Kingdom.
This is crazy.
The villagers are starting to hope in the prophecy...
Eternal is always whispered by the prophets.
They deserve this.
What news of the attack would you like to share ?
That's all, my lord.
Call the witch. The one born of the wolf.
Where are we?
Lu Yang.
Lu Yang!
Sparrow!
Jason, what happened? He took it. The stick!
Jade Warlord had ordered a bounty assassin.
We are stupid.
That's the horse. He's definitely in.
Why would he want to take refugees in a temple?
I intend to look for it. Wait with the horse.
This is a good place to clean my shoes. All day.
So, where are you from?
Shandong Province?
You look like the type of person in Shandong province.
You come here often.
The wand, not given to you.
You have to give it to me, or someone will get sick.
What kind of monk are you?
Steal from other people.
The silence I saw.
Or you're deaf.
I'm talking to you Monk.
Grasshoppers worship, It's good. To catch beetles.
But not Tiger!
You tried to steal the Wand from the Warlord.
No, you idiot!
I'm on a mission to find this wand seeker.
You found it.
He's not like China.
We're all the same inside, aren't we?
Heaven helps us.
What?! What's wrong?
It's wrong not to share.
Cheers!
How have you found the wand?
As long as I can remember.
Parents and children have tea here. The Monk army rode with them.
Who else?
I don't know who you're talking to.
Men are like liars.
Sparrow...
Where is your nest?
Jason, lower.
Must try the bitter before the sweet. Horses, rooted.
Very good. To eradicate ducks.
Hey!
Enough. He's my student. Not your student.
Two tigers cannot live on the same mountain.
Two teachers cannot teach the same student.
Sawhorse!
If he is ready to learn Kung Fu...
...he must master speed, accuracy and power.
I know it. It was a way of blocking the blow. Bruce Lee.
I'll hit. You survived. Ready?
What do I teach about Snakes?
Now. You hit me.
See.
Again. You hit him again. Snake!
This is not a snake. Except Eagle.
Crane, Crane.
Okay?
Enough! No longer!
No more silent guesswork, and no more cups of tea.
The first rule, show respect to your teacher.
So, what about 2 tigers and one mountain?
We can kill each other when this is over.
Kung Fu. Work hard every time to fulfill your strength.
Painters can have Kung Fu.
Or a butcher who cuts meat every day with force.
The knife never touched the bone.
Learn the shape, but see from here.
Listen to the song, learn all...
...and forget all about it.
Learn how, predict your path.
A musician can have Kung Fu.
Or a poet who paints a picture with writing.
And combining empire with tone, that's Kung Fu.
But don't call it a friend...
...it's like water. There's nothing softer than water.
However, it can overcome the shake. But can't fight.
Shapeless, nameless, the true hero lives within.
Only you can set him free.
Beware, the cruelty of the Warlord. Behold, the tyranny of the Warlord.
He must be stopped.
He should be punished for his crimes, and his head beheaded.
But we must not feel hate in front of him, or he wins.
If you speak compassion for this demon...
...you should go to your temple and pray.
Our mission is not for peace.
Go to your mom and dad.
You're just a kid.
They are dead.
And I'm not a child.
Not anymore.
My father was a government official opposed to the Warlord.
To teach a lesson, the Warlord sent his troops at night ...
Force after force is shed from the mountain of the five elements.
To the lowlands of the Government.
The cries of the innocent hung in the cold night air.
When it's all over, the burning roof is all that's left behind.
And the little boy who was alone was hidden in the well by his mother.
Mercilessly, killed by an arrow ...
From the Warlord's arrows.
...I won't give him any mercy.
I will offer you this.
Jade dart, which can kill every immortal.
I've been practicing for a long time.
Revenge can find its own way to attack you back.
Sensitivity teacher.
That's them.
They headed for the desert.
They are between us and the deserts.
Doesn't he look like the Monkey King...
...who calls a child to do adult work?
This is not a desert. it's just a desert.
I hope you know where you're going, mad monk.
Monk on a mission. And why he leads us.
Crossing the desert, not knowing where to go.
We're not going to make this, are we?
And if we do, we have to deal with Jade's forces first.
What if I ca n't handle it?
What if I lose?
Don't forget to breathe.
If we don't find water later, we will perish.
But Taoists can make it rain.
If he's a true Taoist.
You have insulted the Buddha's name.
See!
I lead you to the mountains.
Over there!
Can you see them?
In the clouds.
Two lion heads, over there.
- See. - Yes, I see.
Look at that one, coming behind him, like a wave.
- Looks like a green giant. - Green giant?
You mean Dragon.
No, I mean the family garden.
They named him the Green Giant.
That's right.
It looks like a Dragon, doesn't it?
Did someone from your family, go back to where you came from?
- My mom. - Father?
I never knew him.
Have you ever missed him?
Know who he is?
Maybe the best thing I can do is pretend I don't miss him.
I'm sorry.
Very romantic.
There are some people who will tell you what they want here.
But in the end, they will leave you with nothing.
You turn a river of sand. What a shock.
And you son, away from home.
I'm not sure you came back safely.
Bring his weapon here.
I guess not.
Why do you want the wand?
If I deliver the lost weapon...
Jade Warlord will give me the elixir of immortality.
Orphans, lost explorers, drunks...
...and the monk who had failed at the same task for half his life.
Strangers, following strange people hoping to help strange people.
Kill them.
- Lu, are you okay? - Just thirsty.
Lu!
It's okay. He's immortal, right?
Wine. He needs the wine. There's nothing we can do.
What are you saying? We have to do something.
I'm afraid the wound is too deep. He won't live.
He needs the wine. He's one of the 8 immortals.
Wine is the ingredient, please.
- We'll send our walking monk. - No runner monk?
When I was your age...
I was a soldier in training.
My archery is good, so is my Kung Fu.
So I chose to take the upper level exam.
To be able to pass in the short term from the immortal monk.
- But I failed. - You're not immortal?
If a person does not connect himself to his desires...
... then his heart will never be broken.
- Then... - Did he ever live?
I'd rather die caring for someone...
... of eternal life.
I do not want to lose you.
Forget about me.
There is only one elixir of immortality there.
It was the emperor's wine, cinnabar and mercury salt.
This only exists in the Jade Palace.
located in the Jade Preserve. Never touched by ordinary people.
To get it, one has to walk towards the north...
...and crossed the borders of heaven and earth.
Just by facing the Jade Team.
Sorry. There is no other way.
Yes, here.
In these two days there will be a lunar eclipse.
We can take the southern route of the Citadel.
Disguise in the dark.
- We have to go now. - Do not!
We go now, we will die.
More is at stake. The whole government.
You are our hope. We will be traveling in these two days.
When the moon has disappeared Let it happen!
I should have met you a long time ago at the teahouse.
I was lost and scared.
Not my balanced opponent.
You've made the right decision .
Seekers from predictions, not as I expected.
Someone is dying on Mount Song. I need the potion.
Why should I give it to you?
Because I brought the wand.
So your friend’s life is more important than strength to defeat the government?
Reasons for an attractive offer.
- What is that someone, good friend? - And also a great teacher.
Someone who respects his teacher, himself will be respected.
However, there is a slight problem with your request.
You see, I promised to give the potion to someone else.
He didn't carry his wand. I brought it.
The boy had a point too.
My lord, you promised.
There is only one way to solve this problem.
Fighting death.
With gifts.
The elixir of immortality.
The prize is given to the winner.
Enough!
Seeker of divination. I'm a little amused.
Did you really think for a few minutes you were given a chance?
I guess not.
- I'll kill you, witch. - Not if I kill you first.
Cheers!
Remember what I have taught you.
The statue!
Use the stick.
My turn.
- My lord. - Who are you?
The youngest child of the family you killed.
Play with me.
No.
Sparrow, Sparrow
Come on, you'll be fine.
- Jade Warlord? - She's dead.
I...
thank you.
Is there anything you can do?
His destiny was written in his hand.
Forgive me.
Explorer.
You've come a long way through the gates of...
...'No Gate' to fill the prophecy of an ordinary person.
- What are you asking for? - I just want to go home.
Okay.
It is said that, teacher and disciple, walk step by step.
To share their destiny until the plot parted.
I will never forget you.
So that's what immortality means.
You have set me free, explorer. Now, go as you please.
So, where are we?
You keep your mouth shut?
Look boy, I'm not asking you again.
Come on Maggie, wake up.
You want more?
Come on.
You can't do this.
Take it easy, sir. You'll be fine.
Hop. How is it?
His heart hurt a little. He will live.
Of course I will live. I am eternity.
Did you return the wand to its owner?
Yes.
You're the one.
- Will he be okay? - It looks like it.
I saw what happened. I walk on that road.
You're so brave.
- Dah. - Ya.
Of course.
Legend once said...
...The monkey king began to wander westward, in search of the truth.
Sementara penjelajahnya, kembali ke dunianya.
Untuk berjalan pada alur kesatria, dan mencari kebenaranya.
Satu dongeng berakhir. Jadi yang lain mulai.