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I'm so glad that they send a young, energetic monk here.
There are some people waiting for the bus, stop picking them up.
I don't think this car can bear any load.
This Benz is very large, don't be narrow-minded.
All right. Everyone, get in. C'mon.
Those with stuff go sit inside.
Well, no need to wait till next life to get the merit.
Look at your face. It's full merit.
Are you sure about that?
Why do you make a face like that?
Let's go.
- It's my ear. - Just a pig.
A pig nearly bite my ear.
Hey! Lady with red lips! You should move to the back seat.
The monk is here, see?
All right. Let's go.
Whoa! That's my gear!
Who farts?
Go sit at the back.
It's so sad.
My Mama is dead.
- Stop. Stop. Stop. - Why we have to stop?
- You step aside! - No, you step aside.
Why? I'm not going anywhere.
Excuse me... please give way to the monk.
You know what? There's no formalin in the body.
If we don't get there soon, she will be rotten.
If I don't get to the wedding on time,
my thingy will be rotten too.
- Are you getting married? - Sure.
- Take you hat off. - No, I'm not.
- Take it off. - No!
I wanna count how many snakes on your heads.
- The monk is coming. - Bitch.
Excuse me, folks...
I won't let you go. Nobody is going anywhere then.
- I won't let you either. - Stay back!
All right. Everybody, calm down!
You can't restrain me, Father.
I don't let them through.
I'm not restraining anyone.
It's good to fight over such a petty matter, right?
By the way, we are all Thai... -
Chinese too.
Don't let the other outrank you, is that right?
So you ruin your important events on this bridge.
But before you begin your battle.
Could you let me go? It's about my lunchtime.
- Okay. - Okay.
The funeral line to the left please.
Good!
Don't you, the groom, see that?
That line is moved to the left of the bridge.
Can't yours do the same thing? To the left.
Why still standing? Aren't you getting married?
All right, take your mom's body for burial.
Aren't you going back to the temple?
Your lips are hanging out.
My Mama is dead!
C'mon. Push.
It's all right. You'll be okay.
You do nothing except sleep and eat, huh?
Better take some laxative once for a while, you know?
Okay.
- This way, sir. - Let's go, Song.
It's not what you think.
People still don't know there is a new monk in town.
Where are they going?
To the place they have faith more than a temple.
All of you who bring stuff for paying respect to...
Good morning everyone.
I'd like to welcome all of you to our Perm-Boon ashram.
For those who wish for happiness or success in love.
Or want to be pretty, today is your lucky day.
Let's make merit and get good things back.
If you buy an eel, everything you do will be smooth and easy.
Hello, sir!
Wow! What a good day! Master Perm is here to greet us.
Here is Master Perm!
Master Perm is here.
Our master Perm is greeting with all disciples very openly.
Temple and market are very close.
After this right turn, we'll get there.
Just a second, sir.
Please wait.
Let me open the door for you.
Watch your step.
Piean!
Where the heck is he?
Just wait around here, I'll go park the car.
All right.
Piean! Piean!?
What? Father! Where are you?
I drive over Father!
I surely be in hell.
Father!
Have you always been like this?
It's lucky that it's just the robe not the lower garment.
Piean! Piean!
Maybe he's taking a nap.
Is there another odd one like you?
What are you doing? Get your ass out here.
Is this Piean?
No, he's not.
I'm glad that there's a monk for me to give alms.
Liang... You're drunk, why don't you stay at home?
Moron! I am here to welcome the reverence.
Have you seen Piean?
There is a big celebration at the ashram today.
You think he's gonna miss that? Moron!
Right?
No limit with more than 100% of life!
Don't drink more than 2 bottles a day.
The real man don't drink more than 2 bottles a day.
The great fighter! Don't drink more than 2 bottles a day.
Country-hearted Thai. Don't drink more than 2 bottles a day.
Shark attacks!
Hey! Are you gonna drink all of those?
Don't drink more than 2 bottles a day.
This is just a bottle each.
Ladies and Gentlemen, please make a merit for yourself.
Superman.
It's time for the deity preside.
Please come inside, everyone.
The deity is here. Pay your respects to Him.
You are in the wrong body. Change now!
You the shaky, sits your ass down!
The deity is here!
Why the hell you wake me up?
The female body with the male voice. That's what we called magic!
It's true I know everything. But can I have time to rest?
Look at all of you! How can I answer all your questions?
Just pick 4-5 of the most troubled, Sir.
Bua Klee! What's your problem?
Don't tell me... old story.
It's about your husband again, right?
My husband hasn't been home for a week now.
Your husband is falling with someone else.
Don't worry. You can use the philter oil. It'll bring him back to you.
Philter oil?
Whoever uses it, your spouse will be crazy about you.
69 baht each. Buy 10 get 1 free.
Old Yoi! You can't eat or you can't shit?
Why don't you say anything?
I wanna have a wife, sir.
That's a piece of cake!
You just... Die...
Do I really have to die?
- Get out... You get out! - Well, then I don't want a wife.
Get out...
Get the hell out!
What are you upset? Why do you told me off?
I'm not chasing you.
Having a wife is easy as pie.
How about Bua Klee? She is about to get dumped.
No way. I don't wanna be 'Beauty & the Beast'.
Don't say things like that. I'm scared.
Bad...
Get out of here!
The deity is gone!
How about asking for the rain? It's postponed for months.
What is wrong with Muek?
No! You can't hurt him. It's not right.
Fuck! Such a trouble maker. Damn you.
- Throw him out! - Yes, master Perm.
This place is perfect.
We could exploit the blind faith of the people here.
Clear!
Seem like we have a business deal here. Are you interested?
I wanna know the business you talked about...
if it's about money?
And it's a lot of money.
Piean! I curse you'd have a bad stomach.
A toothache, constipation and diarrhea.
Moron! Be careful, you might get sick yourself.
I've already warn you.
None of your business!
It's only two of you. You should fight each other.
None of your business!
A temple is just like your home.
Nobody wanna live in a filthy house.
Likewise, if the temple doesn't look sacred.
Who is gonna have faith in it, I wonder.
I got the matches!
- This one is mine! - I have plenty for you all.
Hey! What are you doing?
Stop! Where are you going?
Hey, come back here, fat ass!
At least I can prove one fact...
Kids are scared of a ghost more than a monk.
Oh, Piean...
Don't ask what happened to me.
I'm not telling you. I'm used to it. It's nothing.
Is that him?
He is the one, the only one!
Good morning, sir.
I'm Piean!
My real name is Mana.
I'd like to sacrifice myself And my little heart to you, sir.
Just love me a little but love me tender, will you?
Please, love me.
- Love me... - Get him off.
No, not me... get him off!
Piean... don't shake.
I should celebrate for a new monk.
All right. This place is cool.
Cool? I'm gonna be deaf soon.
The noise is damn loud.
Can't you take me to a better place?
- Look! Burmese thugs! - Look at their stupid faces!
Tui! Where is he? Help me look for it.
I can't find him anywhere.
I told you to find Tui, Mr. Tui.
Not other people's ass!
Are these two that coming with that Tui?
Don't call him like that. It's Mr. Pattana.
Wow! When did you get here, sir?
How come we didn't see you coming?
That's because it's dark and you have sunglasses on.
Our boss is waiting over there.
With the negotiating tools.
This way, sir.
You get up, the master is sitting here.
These girls will make our business smoother.
- Please have a seat. - Very good.
Well, I gotta join them.
Over there is much better!
Please be my guest.
All I see is boobs.
Let's cut to the chase, what business you want me to help?
You know that I'm running for the village committee, right?
Let be frank about it.
You have the hearts of almost all the people here.
But I have all these.
You mean you want me to be your canvasser.
You're so sharp, I must say.
But it might not as you thought. Because money...
...can't buy me!
That's not what I meant.
Don't beat around the bush. I meant what you said.
The money that can't buy me is the "too small" money.
If I give you amulet, I'm afraid it'll lost the power.
Are you telling me that people don't go to the temple.
Because they believe in nonsense stuff?
Yeah, sort of.
There was no monk could live in this temple for long.
I know it's tough to change their attitude.
But we have to show them the proper way.
I think you have to work very hard for this task.
- Or... ...what?
Or we wait for miracle to happen.
I think you'd better go to bed now. Before the miracle will happen to you.
By the way, don't forget to tell the parents of the kids.
We must give children the chance to study. Under our care.
Yes, sir.
Tell Piean to sleep properly too. I'm gonna hit the hay.
Go sleep at your place. Father is going to bed.
He's here for days but still can't remember where is his bed?
Very funny! Smart ass!
Go have a funny moment with me downstairs.
I really need to shit! C'mon!
You think anyone wants me to be the prime minister?
If you're a prime minister, could you make me not to shit?
You have to vote for me first.
I don't have an ID, what do you want?
Piean! Come here with me, will you?
No!
- Please... - No.
And I'll let you be the prime minister.
- Come with me. - Okay.
Close the door...
It's not that stinky, you're just not used to it.
Go! Go!
You don't have to drive me off.
Go! Go!
Go to hell! You shit-face Liang.
What?
Asshole Pong just cursed me to death.
What did you curse him for?
And asshole Pee also wanna sell me a coffin.
You know what? The coffin is for you, free of charge!
Good! Give it to me too. I like free stuff.
Go to hell, my dear. I'll punish you.
I think it's not yet a good time to receive alms.
Nobody is offering food to the monk.
Well, people here still don't know that you're here.
But receiving alms is mandatory for all monks.
Yes, sir.
Let's go.
Mana!
Honey, have you prepared the food yet?
I'll give them to the monk.
Rice to the bag and then food...
It took you so long to get back home, didn't it?
You look like a piece of trash!
If no ears, you are an eel for sure!
- Is the monk here yet? - Not yet.
How did I fall for this hideous man?
Is the monk here yet?
No, not yet.
Can you take it? How about another booze?
No? And who is standing there?
Please stop by, Father.
Don't you know how to behave?
Are you really Thai? Why don't you give alms to the monk?
I see how ugly you are in this life.
And I don't want to imagine your face next life.
You make me wanna kick your ass.
You want some of it too?
Kick my wife to show to the monk!
- Go invite him here. - You don't making merit.
I don't think so.
Why not?
Give me two bunches of flowers.
May you be blessed!
Stop by here, Father.
Piean.
Mana...
May you be blessed!
We're done. Let's go home.
Father!!!
- Father! - What?
Good morning, Father.
Same here.
These kids are forming a gang again.
Do all of you wanna go to school?
Yes!!!
Where is Mr. Song?
Can you get him for me, Mr. Mana?
- And don't yell too loud. - All right.
Song! Song!
Why did you get in there?
Why are you here? Why?
And why the hell did you get in there?
I'm shitting!
Don't you know who I am?
You're Thua-Rae. Don't you know anything?
Thua-Rae?
Your face must be like a comedian.
No wonder why he can't recognize you.
I don't think he know where his home is.
Well, could you please find a classroom for the kids?
Please take care of this.
No problem at all, right?
Moron! What is the problem you're talking about?
Where did you get the food from?
We went to help parents of those kids.
And then?
They're very happy that you will take care of their children.
They are very nice and kind people...
...help one another to give us all of these stuff.
What?
No alms to the monk but buying stuff for us to care for their kids.
Yes, sir.
- It's still better than nothing. - Yes.
- Thank you very much, Song. - Don't mention it.
For your help in this matter.
If you'll excuse me, I have to go.
Take good care of your stuff, okay? Mr. Mana.
It's my pleasure, Father Teng.
What moral rule did you break when you lie?
Don't talk like that.
I know telling a lie is sinful but this is a white lie.
Why are you preparing those trays, Paniang?
I'm giving alms, Dad.
Giving alms?
There is a new monk. Do you wanna join me?
I bring you up since you're a baby.
You've never fed me even a meal, Paniang.
Don't you wanna be a called "the most grateful daughter"?
We've done many sins. We should make a merit too.
I don't wanna go to heaven now.
I'm scared of height!
I think it's about time to test the new monk.
It's a very good thing to do.
Sacrificing your time for others...
How can I be any help with your campaign?
Well, I want to get number 9, Father.
I don't want to get number 13.
It's an unlucky number.
How is number 13 worse than number 9?
I don't understand. Can you prove it?
Look at the hotel, there's no room number 13.
No 13th floor.
These kind of things can't be proved.
If can't be proved, why do you still believe it?
Don't believe anything blindly.
Suppose two people are giving you money.
The first one gives you 9 millions.
The other gives you 13 millions. Which one do you want?
13 millions, of course.
Well, aren't you afraid of a bad luck?
Let's go!
Clear!!
Haven't you preached them?
I did.
They left immediately. Not like singers on TV.
Why you say that?
When they finish singing...
The audience would yell "Encore! Encore!"
But they don't request for get preaching again.
If that's the case, what should I do?
That's easy. How about this?
If you wear a long hair like singers on TV.
People will ask you to preach over and over.
- You're so silly! - Such a jackass!
He asked for the right hand, didn't he?
I'll give him the right foot instead.
Are you crazy? A monk with a long hair!
Help me! Help!
Those thugs are fighting!
What should we do?
Moron! Just go kick their ass!
The cops are here!
C'mon. Get up!
Man! You even come in for only one scene, huh?
Need money.
Really?
They really break your bone, huh?
- Did they gone yet? - They did gone.
I'm okay to fight.
Enough.
Somebody help me.
You told a lie, so you are sinful.
It'll be more sinful if we let them kill one another.
What is this?
What now?
Don't jump!
Daddy... Don't!
What is going on here?
My husband is committing suicide.
Could you please stop him?
Please help my daddy, please.
You never let me know when you're happy.
When bad things happen, it's the monk to call.
Well, please let me handle it. Because I can always help the monk.
The monk is here!
Do you hear me?
The monk is here. Why are you still jumping?
Don't you see him? He is not just orange juice.
Well, he is not a ripe banana either.
Get you ass back here. What are you jumping for?
I'm not going down. I'm broke!
I was told that Liverpool will be the champion.
But it turns out a loser. I'm completely broke.
I wanna die!
Are you sure that you're broke?
Yes, I am.
All gone. Nothing's left.
I wanna die!
When you're born, what did you have?
Nothing.
How about now? You have a house a mother, a kid and your wife.
How can you say that you have nothing left?
That bastard team took everything from me.
I wanna die.
Well, if you wanna die, go ahead. Jump!
Don't forget to jump head on.
That's a good thing, by the way.
Your wife is still pretty and young.
She can find a new husband, a wiser one.
Think carefully! You spend all your money with gambling.
Everything on Liverpool!
Why don't you think of Arsenal?
I mean, your daughter. Ever thought about her?
How is she gonna live without her father?
And her mother's new husband.
What if you jump and still not dead?
Crippled, of course. Or perhaps paralyzed.
Enough.
You don't have to say anything anymore.
I'm not going to jump.
Hey! You two!
You are having a very bad luck. You must dispel the ill fortune.
We're having a bad luck!
How could that happen, sir?
I just won the lotto.
That's nonsense. Let's go.
How can we have a bad luck? Are you nuts?
Not many people coming here lately.
And the two assholes even make things worse.
Do you wanna give them bad luck?
Yeah, give it to them.
As you wish!
Clear!!
Come to beg pardon tomorrow.
You two will be the first in line.
If you wanna jinx anyone. I'll provide it for you.
What are you laughing about? Share with me.
Look what the cat dragged in.
Hi there. I think we need to talk.
Could you tell that moron not to mess around at my ashram?
I don't think I'll see you here.
Same here.
I expect the son of Toum and Prik wearing the robe.
You too... You're still coning people as usual.
I'm not trying to threat you.
But do you really wanna to die?
Death is inevitable. Everybody dies someday.
It's just a matter of who dies first.
I'll see you sooner or later.
When we meet, it must be fun.
Big talker, huh? If not in a temple, I'd whipped your ass.
All of you might wanna know...
that before becoming a monk.
What wicked things has he done.
Run for your life.
Where is my amulet?
I'm getting heated!
Shit! I thought I was being roused!
What if people have faith in a monk like him?
Well, do you think the deity'll get mad?
Absolutely!
I feel pity for people.
They have to get bad things they don't deserve.
Everyone in the temple will be cursed.
May I ask? How could you come up with this idea?
Let's go!
Let's get out of here before we're cursed.
That story is not true. Why did you slander Father like that?
I call it changing crisis to advantage.
People are getting upset now.
I'm not really in a mood.
Don't be too uptight, Paniang.
Look at those people who come here. They come with their hope.
But I won't mention about Father Teng, okay?
It's up to you. Do whatever you feel right.
Checkmate!
That's okay, Father. I'll take care of it.
Kids! Do you wanna study with me at the temple?
You wanna join us?
Or you're not free... or free?
Well, where are you going, Liang?
Wanna go to the ashram to dispel bad luck with me?
Look at you. Your face is dark with bad omen.
You think so?
Look at you. Your head is about to have no shadow.
Oh, you're killing me.
No, not yet!
But if you keep talking, you're dying for sure.
So annoying. Get lost!
A Sunday-born like me can't really make people do good dead.
Annoying!
What are you pounding for? That's a motorcycle.
Where the hell are you going?
Silly! Who doesn't believe in omen is like a dog not scare of hot water.
Oh my god! Seng!
Is my table all right?
Why worried about table, not me?
You, come fix the table. Whoa! It's falling!
Old ass! I'll...
Wait a second, can I ask you something?
They said that our village is cursed. Do you believe them?
Ridiculous! I don't know what about others.
All I know, whenever Liang's back home, he'll get his bad luck.
But I don't believe about bad luck.
Bad luck comes from bad action.
Doing good will get good thing back.
This is what I believe.
It's like we grow durian tree, we'll get durian back in return.
If it's jackfruit tree, we'll get jackfruit.
Well, Father.
But why green bean gives us bean spout?
I wanna watch the soap opera.
I wanna watch soccer match.
But I want soap opera.
Mouylek! You have school tomorrow morning, right?
- Go to bed. - No.
Look! It's so fuzzy. That sucks!
I'm even worse.
Go to bed!
- Take a glass of milk with you. - No...
Look at her... Exactly just like her mom!
Are you addicted to the soccer game?
What are you talking about? I'm not addicted.
I've watched it for 20 years. Never missed a match!
You call this addicted?
Watching for 20 years, so you should know why the soccer field is not circular?
If it's circular, how can they kick from the corner?
Don't mess with me, or else you'll get a free kick!
Damn! It's fuzzy again.
You watch it. I'll check the antenna.
And then you tell me how it looks.
How is it? Clear?
Turn it slowly.
He's going to kick a penalty shot!
Who's kicking the ball?
I don't know!
Who? Who's kicking?
Oh my god! Seng!!!
Seng!!! Are you all right?
Hong!
- Wake up! Hong - What do you want?
Wake up. C'mon!
Who the hell dare wake me up?
It's me, Hong.
It's you, Muek!
I have good news for you.
I think you're a decent man, so I tell you only, you know?
What's the news?
The deity has told me that...
those with the letter "S" in their name will have bad luck.
Very, very bad luck. Do you believe that?
I do because I'm gullible.
Yeah I believe.
There's no "S" in my name but I believe.
I believe too.
I do too.
Seng... Sarapee. What?
Oh shit! My name has letter "S" too.
Why letter "S"?
The easy way is...
hanging banana in your house...
and a sign saying that nobody with "S" in the name is here.
How many hands of banana do we need, sir?
Only one hand.
I think using many hands should be better.
Who the hell is this bitch?
Uhh... she's my wife, sir.
Your wife will be in trouble because of her bad mouth.
Tell her!
You wanna be a perch?
You'll die because of your mouth.
Just a hand of banana can dispel bad luck?
What the fuck are you whispering about?
If don't believe, get out!
Who dare not believe me?
Where the hell are you going?
You'll make him angry.
You should stay here for now.
You old ass.
You sit down here!
You old ass!
You do insult me!
The deity has gone.
Anyone wanna buy bananas can go to the Markboon supermarket.
How much is hand of banana?
Buy 10 get 1 free... 69 baht.
Available here only. Please come inside.
What's the matter with you, Som?
What? I told you not to take it off.
The deity gave us to dispel bad luck.
Are you dispelling or attracting bad luck, I wonder?
There's nobody with "S" in their name. Signed Som.
You idiot! Why the hell do you write your name in there?
I'm sick of a stupid wife. I'd better go get drunk.
You son of a bitch!
Even if I'm a genius, you still get drunk anyway.
It sucks! I'm gonna go play blackjack then.
I'm fighting, you see?
Som, could you please open the door for me?
Hold on! We'll get into bed in no time.
Som... can you open the door?!
May you be blessed!
Do you have something in your mind?
You heard about your friends who went to the party?
Two of your drunken friends... gone!
Mr. Sarapee and Mr. Sorapong.
Their ass are whooped badly.
I don't wanna say how bad but it's really bad.
They got their ass whooped?
Who beat my friends?
Nothing in this world is impossible.
Now people are believing that those with "S" in their name are cursed.
Look at the two drunkards who got beat up last night.
What will happen if the old Song get beat too?
Master!!!
I know!
What did you say?
The mother dies since the grandma still...
Who the hell are you?
We're the thief!
- We're robbing you! - Robbing me? Bring it on!
Who told you that he will be back alone?
Good man is always protected by a ghost.
A ghost!!!
Why are you still here?!
Why are you running away?
Holy shit!
The jar has no way in.
No way in? Moron! It's upside down. You idiot!
You walk by yourself. I'm not carrying you anymore.
Stop arguing. The opened jar is over there.
What the hell just passed by?
Let's go!
Wait for me!
How can we all get into this little jar?
What the hell...
Hey, where are you going? Wait for me!
This jar is humongous!
Well, do you like it, babe?
How about my move?
I'll be responsible for my action. But I must go to work first.
Father... Help me.
Father Teng...
You frighten me.
- Open the door, Father. - I'm coming.
What's going on, Song?
Why do you look frightened? What have you done?
What happened to you?
Close the door. I'm scared.
Tell me... who are you running from?
G... Ghost!
Man! You're this old and still believe in this nonsense.
There is no ghost. If there is one, it can't fight you.
Because you have muscle but the ghost doesn't.
You can eat but the ghost can't.
In whatever way, It can't beat with you.
Go and stay with Piean over there, okay?
Piean is scarier than a ghost. May I sleep here?
All right. That is my spot.
You should sleep over there.
You tore the mosquito net, see?
Please close the window, Father.
So it'll be hot in here.
Close the window. I'm scared.
It's nothing out there. Why are you so scared?
You must be hallucinated or something.
Many of you here might be at the market...
on the day the monk told Seng to jump off the building.
Yes.
His name has letter "S" but he still doesn't believe the deity.
That's why he died.
Do you have faith in the deity?
Yeah... We have faith in Him.
For me, I respect Him not less than anyone of you here.
Besides, I also respect Mr. Perm.
Yeah that's what he should do to get my help.
Why do you have to smirch Father Teng?
What? I didn't smirch him at all.
I just use him as a scapegoat.
And it works, see?
I'll let those people know.
Aha! You little bitch! Who is gonna believe you?
Have you forgotten that I'm the medium
...representing the deity?
If you think that you'll destroy everything I have my whole life.
You can go out there.
But I want you to know one thing that...
everything I have done is only for you.
I'm Pattana. I volunteer to serve all of you.
- Can I have some snack? - Here is your snack.
I'm hungry, Mana.
Can I help you?
Paniang? Sorry... I mean yes!
You look very hurry. Where are you going?
To the temple.
Don't tell me you're gonna make a merit.
The person like you can't make a merit, you know?
Muek told me that Paniang went to the temple.
What for?
I don't think she's gonna be a nun.
You wanna know? If yes, come with me.
Calm down! Take it easy.
Use your brain not force.
Well, I'll take care of it for you.
I guarantee that your daughter won't go to the temple ever again.
The tiger is fierce. The box is a container.
The kite is flying. The bowl is shining.
- And the owl... ...is blind.
It's big eyes not blind eyes.
Well, I think that's it for today.
Are you coming here again tomorrow?
Of course, right?
Yes I will.
Class... stand up!
Thank you, teacher.
Run slowly. Be careful!
Since you come here to teach, children seem much happier.
Thank you very much for your help.
Paniang is not a beauty queen but she loves children.
At least it makes me think I'm compensating for the sins I've done.
Father Teng.
May I walk Paniang home?
All right. Go ahead.
Thank you, Father.
Easy, Mana.
What are you shaking me for?
Walk Paniang to her home.
Good afternoon, Father.
Good afternoon to you too.
I'm the guardian of Sayan.
I'd like to thank you for taking care of him.
Well, you're not gonna let him study anymore, right?
Yeah I'm done with my dinner.
I mean you're not gonna bring him here anymore, right?
What?
You have to talk sweeter.
You are not sending him to school, are you?
I see... he needs to do health examination in Bangkok.
Well, you need one too.
What?
Well, good luck to you.
I have a car. You don't have to drive me home.
We have to go now.
All right. Good luck to you.
What?
Nothing.
Let's go!
Being with children makes me happy.
I'm not a beauty queen... so I don't like kids.
But if you like them, I'll like them too.
You look like you don't wanna go home.
Wanna sit here and talk?
Why do you still go to ashram? You'll get hurt there.
It's because I'm falling in love with someone there.
It's worth the pain.
But she doesn't know about it.
You have to love her much more.
One day if she knows, she'll love you back.
Are you serious?
Yes.
Have you ever been to other places?
I've been to all of them. The North I've been there.
The South I've been there too.
Or even the East I was there.
No matter where it is I've been there.
You must do good things so you'll go to heaven.
Let's go, okay?
C'mon. Get up.
"Different opinions lead to gambling"
What the hell happen to my luck?
You're broke.
Only three baht left.
You wanna try one more time.
Mr. Pattana can provide it for you.
But you have to do something in return.
Okay?
Okay.
Liar will go to hell.
You scared the shit out of me. Asshole!
My name is Mana.
You know why mosquitoes like to swarm around the ears.
Because ears have holes.
Wrong!
Actually they swarm all over the body
but you can't hear them.
I hear everything, know everything and see everything.
But I don't say it.
I don't wanna be the annoying mosquito.
You're so stupid!
I'm not stupid, you know?
I might be crazy but not stupid!
Right, Tik?
What are you in a hurry for, Song?
You're driving too fast.
I have to take care of important thing.
Well, you look kind of busy lately.
I've asked Piean to help you with chores.
Well, he's not really useful, you know?
I see only Paniang teaching children.
I haven't seen him at all today.
You should go now.
I'll be back soon.
Good morning, sir.
Good morning to you too.
I want you to dispel bad luck for me today.
Shower me with the sacred water, Father.
Please give it to me, Father.
Let's go and see what really happens.
Look with your own eyes.
You come here to pick up your daughter?
I'm here to see the woman of the ashram.
- Muek. - Yes, sir.
She told me that she came to this temple.
She is really in here.
You behave like this.
You should ordain in Pattani.
Don't get sad, now the secret is revealed.
It's time for people to know.
That's so disgusting.
I won't respect the monk anymore.
I won't offer them any alms.
I'll donate my money to the ashram instead.
If other people know, they won't come here anymore.
Look at him. Still unabashed.
Wait. I can explain everything.
- Look at him. - He still wanna make excuses.
A monk or a rake?
It's obvious. No need to explain anything.
Get the hell out of the temple.
Get out, for goodness's sake.
Clear out!!
Get out...
Quiet! He's not a monk anymore.
That's a big sin. He's no longer a monk.
He doesn't deserve a robe.
Get out!
What is this? Stop!
Why you guys do anything like this?
What has Father Teng done to you all?
Your reverence had sex with Ooy in his chamber.
How could this happen, Dad?
Everyone sees with their eyes.
Yes, with my two eyes.
Get out of the temple, perhaps the heaven will send rain in return.
Get out...
To please everyone in the village.
I'll leave this place.
Now you're ashamed of yourself.
Get the hell out! Go! Go!
You have to leave today!
Who has to leave?
Moron! It's the monk I'm talking about.
And you can't give alms anywhere from now on.
I'm very ashamed.
All the alms I gave him are useless.
You believe in the deity, don't you?
Why don't you ask Him the truth?
The deity has something to tell you.
Everybody at the ashram!
I'll surely be there.
What are you boozing for?
You're drunk and become a dog.
Now you accept that you're a dog's wife.
Give me the money.
No way!
Tuition for our son is still unpaid.
Don't you know that he's about to get kicked out.
I didn't go to school and still survive, see?
I see you want your kid to be a bonehead like you?
What are you fussing about?
You fuss until dad died, remember?
Your dad died of alcohol.
And you too... not too long.
You died and I'll be relieved.
Where are you going now?
Booze with my friends.
And don't get in trouble.
I know. You don't have to tell me everyday.
Tell you everyday and you still do it everyday.
Get your hair cut too. It's getting long now.
If I had it cut, it'll be short.
- Teng! - Mom.
Are you hungry?
Here's some fried rice... eat some.
No need for spoon.
How have you been doing?
I'm very happy to see my son in jail.
I thought I'd bring you some whiskey.
But I'm afraid of the police.
While you're here, you should behave yourself.
Otherwise, they won't let you stay.
You're so sarcastic.
I've talked to the village master.
He promised that he'll bail you out.
But I think you'll be sent to prison soon.
You should know that living as a thug.
If you don't get killed, you will be in prison.
I was penitent about my past and the society forgave me.
I'll give a big money to you.
If you go out of the temple for one day.
The hell is beckoning you all.
Why you say that?
You don't make merits but sins.
It's very sinful that you cast a good monk out.
Everyone saw him with a woman in his chamber.
Yes. I saw it too.
With my own eyes!
You see and I see too.
The monk and my woman.
Why are you double-talking?
The monk is innocent. Someone was behind this scheme.
Nonsense! There's no deity. They're fooling us.
Holy shit!
They are running away.
C'mon! Catch them!
Everybody, listen.
If you vote for me.
There won't be bad people like Perm and his daughter.
We'll take them to justice!
C'mon! They're behind us.
Quick! Run!
What the hell are they following me for?
Oh my god! What is going on here?
Everything is torn down. What happened?
Help!
What are you up to?
Sir, master Perm and Paniang are in big trouble.
Where are they now?
You can't go anywhere now.
What should we do?
Why don't you call the cop?
Why the cop? They don't get conned like us.
I bought tons of bananas!
Let's whip their asses!
You can't do it! That's illegal, you know?
You deceived us, isn't it illegal too?
The jail is not for detaining dog.
He calls us a dog.
Dad!
Master Perm!
Paniang!!!
Piean!
Piean can't swim!
And I can't either.
Father Teng! Help me!
Where have they gone?
Piean! Piean!
Where is the reverence?
He doesn't wake up. What should we do?
Give him CPR. Mouth to Mouth!
No! Let me do it.
He's alive!
Master Perm, you see the reverence?
Give me your hand. C'mon!
Master Perm, where is the reverence?
Did you see him?
He has just pushed me up.
Father! Father!
You go down and see.
Where are you, Father?
Father!
Isn't that his robe?
It means he's dead.
What a bad mouth!
Song!
What? He just died, didn't he?
Song!!
Father!
He's over there.
He's alive, I told you.
Sir, why don't you get out of the water?
I can't!
How come?
The wind is cold!
Whoever has a new robe, give it to him.
Father, watch out! Fish can bite!
Everyone, let's capture the fake monk and the deceivers.
To make our place a better one.
For the rain to fall as usual.
The rain is coming this evening.
Rain?! What do you mean?
What is he talking about?
We'll see it this evening.
Okay! That is your last chance.
We'll see it this evening.
It's getting dark.
What is dark? It's so sunny.
It's gloomy.
You wanna bet?
How much?
If it's not raining, what should we do?
Yes, he's right. It doesn't look like it's gonna rain at all.
I said it's gonna rain... it has to rain.
Monk doesn't lie.
Yes. You two are too old.
You should believe what the monk said.
How can we believe... one is a conman.
The other is a misbehaved monk.
Believe me. Vote for me!
And I'll make everything happen even...
How can an asshole like you do that?
He hired me to seduce Father Teng.
Liar!
Don't believe her.
He's the one who paid me to deceive all of you.
Yeah. You're a son of a bitch.
You paid me to leave the temple when she came, right?
It's unbelievable.
How could you know that it's gonna rain?
I listened to the weather forecast.
Weather forecast?
Hey, he listened to the weather forecast!
Since you make merits, you look so fresh and lively.
The rice is a bit too hot today.
Don't burn your tongue, okay?
May you be blessed!
It's wet, can you still use it?
That's okay, Father.
You can still give it a try.
And keep those that we can use.
All right.
Well, this can't be used.
The box is all wet. How can we use it?
You should try first.
See? This one is still good.
We should keep it.
I just play it for him.
It's director's gag. He said it's hilarious.
Actually I don't wanna repeat the same gag. It's boring.
Let's try...
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