1 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:22,167 Hurry up, it's a big day. 2 00:01:22,292 --> 00:01:24,626 You don't want to make the bride wait for you, do you? 3 00:01:45,126 --> 00:01:46,959 The usual, boss. 4 00:01:50,251 --> 00:01:51,376 Put it on my mom's tab. 5 00:01:51,501 --> 00:01:52,376 All right, no problem 6 00:01:52,501 --> 00:01:54,209 1994 7 00:01:54,334 --> 00:01:56,542 I was 16 that year 8 00:01:56,792 --> 00:01:58,792 Chang Yu-Sheng's voice was still heard on TV shows. 9 00:01:58,917 --> 00:02:02,709 Jacky Cheung sold more than one million cassettes for the "KissGoodbye" album. 10 00:02:02,834 --> 00:02:04,792 The bookies hadn't started watching CPBL 11 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:07,709 and the classic Dragon-Elephant games were always sold out. 12 00:02:08,167 --> 00:02:08,792 That year 13 00:02:08,917 --> 00:02:11,792 a girl with tanned skin won the championship on the local talent show 14 00:02:11,917 --> 00:02:13,917 for five consecutive rounds. 15 00:02:14,709 --> 00:02:16,126 That year... 16 00:02:16,251 --> 00:02:17,584 Those years. 17 00:02:20,251 --> 00:02:21,626 My name is Ko Ching-Teng. 18 00:02:21,751 --> 00:02:23,792 My friends called me Ko-Teng 19 00:02:24,376 --> 00:02:27,417 I went to Jingcheng in Changhua City for junior high school. 20 00:02:27,751 --> 00:02:30,376 As for high school, I stuck to the same one, too. 21 00:02:33,751 --> 00:02:35,417 This is Hsu Bo-Chun. 22 00:02:35,542 --> 00:02:38,584 He has been my best friend since junior high school. 23 00:02:38,709 --> 00:02:41,292 He's always getting a boner 24 00:02:41,876 --> 00:02:44,584 that's why we named him "Boner". 25 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:47,876 Fuck! 26 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,001 Fuck what? 27 00:02:50,542 --> 00:02:52,334 You are dead meat. Don't run. 28 00:02:56,834 --> 00:02:58,209 This is A-Ho. 29 00:02:58,334 --> 00:03:01,292 We have been in the same class all the way from elementary to high school. 30 00:03:01,417 --> 00:03:04,001 There is a fat guy in every story. 31 00:03:04,126 --> 00:03:06,376 A-Ho is the fat guy in our story. 32 00:03:10,542 --> 00:03:12,042 Stop bugging me. 33 00:03:12,167 --> 00:03:14,042 Why not? 34 00:03:45,167 --> 00:03:46,209 Good morning, Sir. 35 00:03:46,334 --> 00:03:46,667 Good morning. 36 00:03:46,792 --> 00:03:47,667 Good morning, Sir. 37 00:03:47,792 --> 00:03:48,626 Good morning. 38 00:03:49,334 --> 00:03:50,001 Good morning, Sir. 39 00:03:50,959 --> 00:03:51,667 Good morning, Sir. 40 00:03:51,792 --> 00:03:52,501 Good morning. 41 00:03:53,084 --> 00:03:54,001 Good morning, Sir. 42 00:03:54,626 --> 00:03:56,084 Your hair is too long. 43 00:03:56,209 --> 00:03:57,709 It's time to get a haircut. 44 00:04:05,042 --> 00:04:06,459 Gosh, can you stop that? 45 00:04:06,584 --> 00:04:07,459 What? 46 00:04:07,584 --> 00:04:09,542 Stop doing that 47 00:04:09,667 --> 00:04:10,959 I have told you a million times! 48 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:11,751 Why not? 49 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:13,209 You totally wasted my food 50 00:04:13,334 --> 00:04:14,501 I only had one bite of that hotdog. 51 00:04:14,626 --> 00:04:15,626 So... 52 00:04:17,751 --> 00:04:19,084 Don't you know how to catch? 53 00:04:21,167 --> 00:04:22,667 Cock Tsao. 54 00:04:22,792 --> 00:04:23,959 Why are you such a jackass in the morning. 55 00:04:24,709 --> 00:04:25,917 You know what? 56 00:04:26,542 --> 00:04:35,584 I won a Grant Hill 1 to 40 limited edition card yesterday. 57 00:04:36,584 --> 00:04:37,751 This is Tsao. 58 00:04:37,876 --> 00:04:41,417 We have been classmates ever since junior high and he has always been an ass. 59 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:43,126 We called him. 60 00:04:43,251 --> 00:04:48,292 (Cock, Cocky, Dumbass Tsao or "Tsao motherfucker") 61 00:04:49,626 --> 00:04:51,126 Show off? 62 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:56,376 We can switch then for your 1 to 100 Penny Hardaway cards. 63 00:04:56,501 --> 00:04:57,709 No way! 64 00:04:58,292 --> 00:04:59,876 Piss off, then. 65 00:05:07,751 --> 00:05:10,459 The only thing that these boys shared in common with... 66 00:05:10,584 --> 00:05:13,084 was that they all had a crush on the honor student in the class. 67 00:05:13,751 --> 00:05:15,084 Shen Chia-Yi. 68 00:05:16,251 --> 00:05:17,417 From my point of view. 69 00:05:17,542 --> 00:05:20,792 Shen Chia-Yi was only slightly prettier than the other girls. 70 00:05:21,542 --> 00:05:22,792 Don't know what the guys were thinking. 71 00:05:24,584 --> 00:05:25,459 Shen Chia-Yi. 72 00:05:25,584 --> 00:05:26,084 Yes? 73 00:05:26,334 --> 00:05:28,001 Did you watch Rose Night yesterday? 74 00:05:29,084 --> 00:05:31,417 Are you talking about the Taichi Gorge photo? 75 00:05:31,542 --> 00:05:32,709 Yeah, the picture was horrifying 76 00:05:32,834 --> 00:05:35,084 I got goose bumps all over. 77 00:05:35,876 --> 00:05:37,292 The story sounds terrifying but... 78 00:05:37,417 --> 00:05:39,876 I can't really tell from the picture though 79 00:05:40,001 --> 00:05:42,334 I think it was the shooting angle that does the trick. 80 00:05:42,459 --> 00:05:44,417 You think so? 81 00:05:48,584 --> 00:05:50,417 Now, start doing the exercises for lesson five and six. 82 00:05:50,542 --> 00:05:52,584 Continue after the assembly if you can't finish. 83 00:05:52,709 --> 00:05:53,709 Focus on your own exercises. 84 00:05:53,834 --> 00:05:55,001 No discussion. 85 00:05:55,126 --> 00:05:56,834 This is Liao Ying-Hung. 86 00:05:57,376 --> 00:05:58,292 His surname, Liao, is a verb in Chinese. 87 00:05:58,417 --> 00:05:59,334 And it means to scratch. 88 00:06:00,209 --> 00:06:01,917 Since it's a verb 89 00:06:02,042 --> 00:06:03,751 we should make good use of this verb. 90 00:06:04,042 --> 00:06:06,084 Thus, we gave him a nickname. 91 00:06:06,209 --> 00:06:07,376 "Groin" (Scratching Groin) 92 00:06:09,876 --> 00:06:11,876 "Groin" likes Shen Chia-Yi, too. 93 00:06:12,001 --> 00:06:14,292 That's because he likes every girl in the class. 94 00:06:55,959 --> 00:06:57,084 It's early morning and everyone looks half asleep. 95 00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:58,959 Stand straight. 96 00:06:59,292 --> 00:07:00,251 Wake up! 97 00:07:00,376 --> 00:07:01,292 Stand straight. 98 00:07:10,792 --> 00:07:11,501 Stop moving. 99 00:07:21,626 --> 00:07:22,792 Stand up. 100 00:07:24,917 --> 00:07:26,001 Attention. 101 00:07:26,126 --> 00:07:27,334 Salute. 102 00:07:27,459 --> 00:07:30,001 Good morning, Miss Chou. 103 00:07:30,126 --> 00:07:32,251 Good morning, everyone. Sit down. 104 00:07:32,792 --> 00:07:33,667 In year 1974, it was still the Qing dynasty. 105 00:07:33,792 --> 00:07:34,334 So it means that. 106 00:07:34,459 --> 00:07:36,584 It was the thirty second year that China was ruled under Emperor Qianlong. 107 00:07:36,709 --> 00:07:39,292 There was really not that much difference between junior high and senior high. 108 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:42,084 Just a matter of how deep you are in hell. 109 00:07:42,792 --> 00:07:46,251 Endless studies, exams... it's all very boring! 110 00:07:46,876 --> 00:07:49,626 There is the character, the time and then it's the place. 111 00:07:49,751 --> 00:07:51,584 Where is the place? 112 00:07:53,917 --> 00:07:57,376 The place... 113 00:07:58,001 --> 00:08:02,001 But, we can always find a way to entertain ourselves! 114 00:09:06,626 --> 00:09:07,709 Hsu Bo-Chun 115 00:09:07,834 --> 00:09:09,834 stand up and read the next section. 116 00:09:13,459 --> 00:09:14,959 Stand up and read. 117 00:09:18,084 --> 00:09:19,542 You don't even know where we are. 118 00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:20,751 Hello... are you in the classroom. 119 00:09:21,834 --> 00:09:22,834 Ko Ching-Teng 120 00:09:23,501 --> 00:09:24,834 what are you laughing at? 121 00:09:25,251 --> 00:09:26,001 You read it. 122 00:09:28,417 --> 00:09:31,542 (Reading paragraphs from the textbook) 123 00:09:31,667 --> 00:09:32,667 Stand up and read. 124 00:09:35,667 --> 00:09:37,209 It's not very convenient. 125 00:09:37,334 --> 00:09:39,042 What do you mean "not very convenient"? 126 00:09:39,167 --> 00:09:40,001 Stand up. 127 00:09:49,251 --> 00:09:50,834 Jerking off. 128 00:09:50,959 --> 00:09:52,751 Jerking off right in the class 129 00:09:52,876 --> 00:09:54,834 I have been a teacher for so many years 130 00:09:54,959 --> 00:09:56,501 I have seen students who cheat 131 00:09:56,626 --> 00:09:57,667 get into fights 132 00:09:57,792 --> 00:09:59,001 black mail. 133 00:09:59,126 --> 00:10:01,376 Or even those who beat up teachers! 134 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,042 I have seen all kinds of problematic students 135 00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:06,126 but just no perverts like you! 136 00:10:06,834 --> 00:10:07,667 I didn't even ejaculate. 137 00:10:07,792 --> 00:10:08,959 And that's an excuse? 138 00:10:09,501 --> 00:10:10,292 Yeah. 139 00:10:10,417 --> 00:10:11,001 We were just fooling around... 140 00:10:11,126 --> 00:10:12,417 You, too. 141 00:10:15,626 --> 00:10:18,667 Your parents spent so much money to send you to school 142 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:20,834 and you guys don't even cherish how lucky you are. 143 00:10:22,334 --> 00:10:23,709 What's jerk off? 144 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:25,709 Jerking off in the classroom. 145 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:27,376 Hey? 146 00:10:29,417 --> 00:10:31,084 I don't know. 147 00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:35,792 Shen Chia-Yi 148 00:10:35,917 --> 00:10:37,251 come out here for a second. 149 00:10:43,917 --> 00:10:45,126 Shen Chia-Yi 150 00:10:45,251 --> 00:10:47,292 from now on, Ko Ching-Teng will sit in front of you. 151 00:10:47,417 --> 00:10:49,417 Keep an eye on him for me. 152 00:10:49,542 --> 00:10:51,792 Don't let him be a bad influence on others. 153 00:10:51,917 --> 00:10:53,751 Give him a push on his schoolwork, as well. 154 00:10:53,876 --> 00:10:54,876 Okay? 155 00:11:01,709 --> 00:11:02,792 Hsu Bo-Chun. 156 00:11:02,917 --> 00:11:04,001 In the future 157 00:11:04,126 --> 00:11:05,626 you will sit in front of Hsieh Ming-Ho. 158 00:11:05,751 --> 00:11:06,626 The same goes for you. 159 00:11:06,751 --> 00:11:08,251 Don't goof around again. 160 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:09,917 If you do, I will ask your parents to come to school. 161 00:11:10,042 --> 00:11:10,959 Get it? 162 00:11:11,084 --> 00:11:12,001 Got it. 163 00:11:13,417 --> 00:11:14,542 Now, go to your class. 164 00:11:15,376 --> 00:11:16,876 Thank you, sir. 165 00:11:26,626 --> 00:11:29,751 Even though Shen Chia-Yi and I have been in the same class ever since junior high 166 00:11:29,876 --> 00:11:32,501 the distance between an honor student and a bad student 167 00:11:32,626 --> 00:11:35,167 always stayed the same. 168 00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:39,876 It's shitty luck to sit in such a shitty seat. 169 00:11:41,376 --> 00:11:42,792 Who has bad luck now? 170 00:11:42,917 --> 00:11:43,917 You are sitting in front of me now. 171 00:11:44,042 --> 00:11:45,709 You better stop your childish pranks. 172 00:11:45,834 --> 00:11:47,001 So you don't bring me unnecessary troubles. 173 00:11:47,876 --> 00:11:49,667 It must be nice to be an honor student. 174 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:50,876 Just because you have good marks 175 00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:52,501 doesn't mean you can boss people around. 176 00:11:52,626 --> 00:11:54,501 Who cares about what you think? 177 00:11:55,834 --> 00:11:57,084 Don't mind him, don't let him bother you. 178 00:11:57,209 --> 00:11:58,584 That's right. 179 00:11:58,709 --> 00:12:01,167 He just likes to masturbate in the classroom. 180 00:12:02,001 --> 00:12:02,751 Fuck. 181 00:12:02,876 --> 00:12:06,834 The reason you like to goof around is because you don't concentrate on your studies. 182 00:12:07,334 --> 00:12:08,459 Yeah. 183 00:12:08,584 --> 00:12:11,792 You're so clever, you are such a smart ass. 184 00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:19,917 A nerd like Shen Chia-Yi 185 00:12:20,042 --> 00:12:23,417 likes to poke her nose into other people's business whenever she gets a chance. 186 00:13:05,709 --> 00:13:07,251 All you do is drawing these retarded figures every day. 187 00:13:07,376 --> 00:13:08,626 Where's the future in that? 188 00:13:08,751 --> 00:13:09,626 It's none of your business 189 00:13:09,751 --> 00:13:12,459 I'm pretty much minding my own business. I just want to have a good laugh. 190 00:13:14,417 --> 00:13:15,167 Moron. 191 00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:18,334 How come every retard you drew is bald? 192 00:13:18,459 --> 00:13:20,709 Do you discriminate against bald heads or retards? 193 00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:23,751 Mind your own business. 194 00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:38,167 Man, you are as slow as a turtle! 195 00:13:59,917 --> 00:14:01,084 Bye. 196 00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:13,334 Ko-Teng. 197 00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:16,167 Ko-Teng. 198 00:14:16,292 --> 00:14:17,209 What? 199 00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:20,251 Stop giving Shen Chia-Yi a hard time. 200 00:14:21,626 --> 00:14:22,792 Yeah right. 201 00:14:25,167 --> 00:14:26,084 That's all. 202 00:14:27,084 --> 00:14:28,209 That's all??? 203 00:14:38,251 --> 00:14:41,084 Every man wants to be the strongest man. 204 00:14:41,209 --> 00:14:42,792 Including me. 205 00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:44,167 One day 206 00:14:44,292 --> 00:14:47,542 I will be as strong as my master. 207 00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:51,251 You are D.E.A.D. 208 00:14:58,042 --> 00:15:02,709 The fact that I am so reckless has got something to do with my family. 209 00:15:03,209 --> 00:15:05,584 Ma, shampoo is out. 210 00:15:06,584 --> 00:15:09,042 Hey, put some clothes on. 211 00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:10,834 You're a grown-up now 212 00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:12,417 I know, it has grown so big, right? 213 00:15:19,626 --> 00:15:22,876 My father also likes to walk around butt naked in the house. 214 00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:27,292 The school called today. 215 00:15:30,542 --> 00:15:32,959 What's the big deal about coed school? 216 00:15:33,792 --> 00:15:35,292 Concentrate at school. 217 00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:37,542 Stop goofing around. 218 00:15:41,001 --> 00:15:42,001 What did I do? 219 00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:48,584 Eat first, while it's still hot. 220 00:15:49,042 --> 00:15:50,876 Talk later. 221 00:15:54,334 --> 00:15:58,084 Why are your grades always in the bottom percentile? 222 00:15:58,459 --> 00:16:01,417 Is it because you are thinking about girls all the time, is that why? 223 00:16:03,084 --> 00:16:04,709 No, I am not interested in girls! 224 00:16:08,751 --> 00:16:10,751 I'm not interested in guys, either. 225 00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:16,292 Speaking of girls. 226 00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:17,417 Each one of my good friend 227 00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:20,751 liked Shen Chia-Yi in a different way. 228 00:16:23,084 --> 00:16:24,501 Groin, what are you doing? 229 00:16:24,626 --> 00:16:25,626 Shen Chia-Yi 230 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:27,292 I have just invented a new magic trick 231 00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:28,959 I want you to be the first one to see it. 232 00:16:29,084 --> 00:16:31,001 Hu Chia-Wei, do you want to see it, too. 233 00:16:31,126 --> 00:16:31,876 Is it a prank? 234 00:16:32,001 --> 00:16:33,792 No way. It's amazing. 235 00:16:34,751 --> 00:16:35,834 Look closely. 236 00:16:35,959 --> 00:16:38,084 Basically, Groin was on the right track. 237 00:16:38,209 --> 00:16:39,334 It's to cheer the girls up and make them laugh. 238 00:16:39,459 --> 00:16:42,001 Nothing in this hand, either. 239 00:16:45,709 --> 00:16:47,001 Look closely. 240 00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:56,126 Groin, you are such a bore. 241 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,334 Besides Groin's retarded magic. 242 00:16:59,459 --> 00:17:02,542 Tsao had a very different way to make girls happy. 243 00:17:06,834 --> 00:17:07,751 Shen Chia-Yi. 244 00:17:10,459 --> 00:17:11,917 Tsao Kuo-Sheng. 245 00:17:12,042 --> 00:17:13,376 And no one gets it. 246 00:17:15,376 --> 00:17:18,251 A-Ho liked to read what grown-ups read. 247 00:17:18,376 --> 00:17:21,167 So he knew many things that we didn't. 248 00:17:21,751 --> 00:17:22,709 Shen Chia-Yi. 249 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:26,542 Do you remember the Air Supply album that I lent you. 250 00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:27,376 Um... I remember. 251 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,626 They are coming next month. 252 00:17:29,751 --> 00:17:32,084 Do you want to go if I have tickets? 253 00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:34,042 To Taipei? 254 00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,334 We can take the train. 255 00:17:37,417 --> 00:17:38,084 Hu Chia-Wei. 256 00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:39,709 Do you want to go with us? 257 00:17:39,834 --> 00:17:40,876 Yes, sure. 258 00:17:41,001 --> 00:17:42,501 Sounds fun. 259 00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:46,334 The adult's way is the most subtle way to chase after Shen Chia-Yi. 260 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,042 Who is Air Supply? 261 00:17:55,626 --> 00:17:56,584 Someone said. 262 00:17:56,709 --> 00:18:01,084 Showing one's clumsy side is also another way to pursuit girls 263 00:18:01,209 --> 00:18:02,126 I think. 264 00:18:02,251 --> 00:18:04,792 Boner has tried this many times. 265 00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:07,542 Hsu Bo-Chun. 266 00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:09,251 Can you stop playing? 267 00:18:10,251 --> 00:18:12,459 And it proves that his way doesn't work at all. 268 00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:23,751 Me? Yes, there's also a girl I like. 269 00:18:23,876 --> 00:18:26,584 But it's unlikely that we can develop anything at that point in time. 270 00:18:28,042 --> 00:18:29,042 That's fine 271 00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:30,542 I will grow up. 272 00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:32,876 One clay, I will turn to be the man that deserves her. 273 00:18:41,626 --> 00:18:42,501 That day. 274 00:18:42,626 --> 00:18:44,542 Nobody knew if the English teacher had lost money in the stock market 275 00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,376 or her menstruation period went wild. 276 00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,376 She had a shitty face. 277 00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:51,251 She looked like she was about to kill someone. 278 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,209 Stand up. 279 00:18:56,751 --> 00:18:58,251 Sit down. Let's begin 280 00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:03,959 I thought 281 00:19:04,084 --> 00:19:07,376 it would be great fun to see the smart ass student, Shen Chia-Yi 282 00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:09,584 makes a blunder 283 00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:13,292 I meant. 284 00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:14,501 "I thought." 285 00:19:14,959 --> 00:19:16,417 Stand up if you didn't bring your textbook. 286 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,084 Ko Ching-Teng 287 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,376 we have gone through a third of this semester. 288 00:19:30,501 --> 00:19:32,751 And you don't even have your English textbook with you, which we use every day. 289 00:19:32,876 --> 00:19:34,292 Are you serious about getting an education? 290 00:19:34,709 --> 00:19:35,542 Chair. 291 00:19:43,417 --> 00:19:45,584 Don't you know private schools are expensive? 292 00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:47,584 If you don't even have your textbook 293 00:19:47,709 --> 00:19:49,292 then why do you even bother coming to school? 294 00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:50,709 Here to eat your lunchbox? 295 00:19:51,876 --> 00:19:53,709 Lunch is essential! Of course I have to eat it. 296 00:19:54,959 --> 00:19:56,834 You think you're very funny, huh? 297 00:19:58,959 --> 00:20:00,667 Have you no shame? 298 00:20:04,876 --> 00:20:06,292 Raise your arms higher. 299 00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:08,709 Raise them higher. 300 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,376 So weak! Didn't you eat? 301 00:20:13,126 --> 00:20:15,001 Go do 10 rounds of squat jumps outside. 302 00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:18,334 Did I ask you to put your hands down? 303 00:20:19,709 --> 00:20:20,876 Higher! 304 00:20:24,084 --> 00:20:26,334 (Reciting English textbook) 305 00:20:27,042 --> 00:20:28,126 my friends 306 00:20:28,251 --> 00:20:32,501 that in spite of the difficulties and frustrations of the moment 307 00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:34,376 I still have a dream 308 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:39,376 that in spite of the difficulties and frustrations of the moment 309 00:20:39,501 --> 00:20:41,334 I still have a dream. 310 00:20:41,459 --> 00:20:49,459 It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream 311 00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:52,292 I have a dream 312 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,792 that one day this nation will rise up. 313 00:20:54,917 --> 00:20:58,001 (Shen Chia-Yi would be kind of cute if she wasn't such a prude) 314 00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:03,792 and live up the true meaning of its dream. 315 00:21:20,001 --> 00:21:21,417 What are you thinking? 316 00:21:21,542 --> 00:21:23,292 You've been weird all day long. 317 00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:24,959 Nothing. 318 00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:28,792 Do you need an exorcism? 319 00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:32,376 You are thinking too much. 320 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:43,876 Head office announcement 321 00:21:44,001 --> 00:21:45,626 Jay Chou in third year 322 00:21:45,751 --> 00:21:47,042 please come to the head office now. 323 00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:48,917 Sweet. 324 00:22:03,917 --> 00:22:04,876 What? 325 00:22:06,167 --> 00:22:07,417 Thank you for yesterday. 326 00:22:08,792 --> 00:22:10,417 No big deal. I have no shame anyway. 327 00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:15,834 Thank you. 328 00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:22,626 Why not just buy me a drink? 329 00:22:22,751 --> 00:22:25,959 It's weird to hear you keep on saying "thank you". 330 00:22:28,584 --> 00:22:29,792 Can I ask you a question? 331 00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:31,209 Go ahead. 332 00:22:31,334 --> 00:22:32,667 Why don't you want to study? 333 00:22:36,209 --> 00:22:37,709 It's not like I don't want to 334 00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:39,126 I am afraid if I really tried 335 00:22:39,251 --> 00:22:42,292 I would be so good that I would even scare myself. 336 00:22:42,417 --> 00:22:43,709 You better watch out then if I do study 337 00:22:43,834 --> 00:22:46,334 I would beat you immediately. 338 00:22:50,209 --> 00:22:51,501 Wanna take up the challenge? 339 00:22:52,042 --> 00:22:53,376 Sure, why not. 340 00:23:18,834 --> 00:23:19,917 Ko Ching-Teng. 341 00:23:29,667 --> 00:23:30,501 What? 342 00:23:35,959 --> 00:23:37,334 This is a quiz I made up myself. 343 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:38,542 Take it and do it at home. 344 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:40,209 Bring it back tomorrow. 345 00:23:43,042 --> 00:23:43,876 Are you for real? 346 00:23:44,001 --> 00:23:45,792 A quiz made out of love. 347 00:23:52,709 --> 00:23:54,834 And here is a math exercise book. 348 00:23:56,959 --> 00:24:00,001 See the questions I've highlighted in yellow? Do them three times. 349 00:24:00,126 --> 00:24:03,042 You will probably score at least 50% in the next quiz. 350 00:24:03,626 --> 00:24:04,709 Only 50% 351 00:24:06,709 --> 00:24:08,626 I didn't say it's easy to get good grades 352 00:24:09,292 --> 00:24:10,834 I will give you some harder problems 353 00:24:10,959 --> 00:24:12,709 after you finish the basics. 354 00:24:14,001 --> 00:24:15,042 What do I owe you? 355 00:24:15,167 --> 00:24:16,459 Why should I listen to you? 356 00:24:17,292 --> 00:24:18,834 Because I don't want to look down on you. 357 00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:20,376 Yeah right! 358 00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:22,251 You can be so stuck up just because you have good grades. 359 00:24:22,667 --> 00:24:25,042 Go on then, I don't really care 360 00:24:25,959 --> 00:24:28,667 I don't look down on people with bad grades 361 00:24:28,792 --> 00:24:29,542 I look down on you because 362 00:24:29,667 --> 00:24:31,792 you pick on people with good grades 363 00:24:31,917 --> 00:24:34,334 while you don't even try to work hard. 364 00:24:49,917 --> 00:24:51,417 Put on some clothes. 365 00:24:51,542 --> 00:24:52,751 Otherwise you'll catch a cold. 366 00:24:52,876 --> 00:24:53,751 That's impossible. 367 00:24:53,876 --> 00:24:55,751 My master is Bruce Lee. 368 00:24:55,876 --> 00:24:57,667 Swallow your food before you speak. 369 00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:05,584 Why is our tissue paper running out so fast? 370 00:25:27,542 --> 00:25:28,126 What? 371 00:25:28,251 --> 00:25:29,417 Your quiz. 372 00:25:46,459 --> 00:25:47,834 You made so many mistakes. 373 00:25:47,959 --> 00:25:50,667 You did the problems without reading the exercise book, didn't you? 374 00:25:52,584 --> 00:25:55,667 You can find the answers for these two problems in the exercise book. 375 00:25:55,792 --> 00:25:56,959 This one is harder. 376 00:25:57,084 --> 00:25:58,917 It's not the kind of problem you can solve with a formula. 377 00:25:59,042 --> 00:26:01,459 You need to use these theories. 378 00:26:01,584 --> 00:26:03,626 You go home and read the parts I circled. 379 00:26:08,876 --> 00:26:10,376 It's such a pain to study. 380 00:26:10,917 --> 00:26:13,751 That's why people who are good at studying rule. 381 00:26:19,167 --> 00:26:21,042 Why are you helping Ko Ching-Teng to study? 382 00:26:22,417 --> 00:26:24,167 Did you see his grades? 383 00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:27,751 It's none of your business. 384 00:26:28,626 --> 00:26:30,167 They are really bad. 385 00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:33,334 Still, it has nothing to do with you. 386 00:26:36,542 --> 00:26:40,001 Miss, this is yours and this is yours. 387 00:26:40,126 --> 00:26:42,167 Thank you! 388 00:26:48,876 --> 00:26:50,376 It's so not you 389 00:26:52,251 --> 00:26:56,126 I hate people who are lazy and have no sense of self-awareness at all. 390 00:26:57,959 --> 00:26:58,959 Ok 391 00:27:01,834 --> 00:27:03,501 I'm not talking about you. 392 00:27:06,209 --> 00:27:07,417 You sure? 393 00:27:20,292 --> 00:27:22,126 It's so boring to study 394 00:27:22,584 --> 00:27:25,084 I don't understand why Shen Chia-Yi can do this every day. 395 00:27:26,751 --> 00:27:29,334 Do you have any idea? 396 00:27:30,084 --> 00:27:31,292 Let me tell you. 397 00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:33,126 Being able to solve these tricky math questions. 398 00:27:33,251 --> 00:27:35,251 Does nothing good in life! 399 00:27:47,376 --> 00:27:48,292 Here. 400 00:27:51,001 --> 00:27:52,376 Why do you work so hard? 401 00:27:52,501 --> 00:27:54,751 No, I just study when I feel like it. 402 00:27:55,292 --> 00:27:56,834 If you want to study, study hard then. 403 00:27:56,959 --> 00:27:58,251 What do you mean "when you feel like it"? 404 00:27:58,376 --> 00:28:00,251 Fine, I will think about it. 405 00:28:00,959 --> 00:28:02,042 Eat porridge. 406 00:28:10,084 --> 00:28:11,834 Don't finish it too quickly. 407 00:28:44,584 --> 00:28:45,542 By the way 408 00:28:46,209 --> 00:28:49,917 there was a new shipment in the store a few days ago. The whole package was unopened 409 00:28:50,042 --> 00:28:52,042 so the store owner wants to sell the whole thing together. 410 00:28:52,167 --> 00:28:56,501 Do you think I should buy the whole package of SKYBOX or two boxes of CC? 411 00:28:56,626 --> 00:28:58,334 SKYBOX is too expensive. 412 00:29:00,292 --> 00:29:02,042 So, two boxes of CC? 413 00:29:02,167 --> 00:29:03,709 How many times did you jerk off yesterday? 414 00:29:03,834 --> 00:29:05,167 Why are you so tired? 415 00:29:07,001 --> 00:29:08,417 Jerk off your ass. 416 00:29:08,959 --> 00:29:11,459 Mind your own business. 417 00:29:12,126 --> 00:29:12,751 Fuck! 418 00:29:14,126 --> 00:29:15,042 Get up and eat your meatballs. 419 00:29:15,167 --> 00:29:16,876 If you don't eat it, I'm going to finish yours, too. 420 00:29:19,292 --> 00:29:21,834 Shen Chia-Yi, check out my new magic. 421 00:29:30,959 --> 00:29:31,959 You idiot. 422 00:29:32,084 --> 00:29:33,209 Not bad! 423 00:29:33,334 --> 00:29:34,209 Gross! 424 00:29:34,334 --> 00:29:35,709 It's the best this year. 425 00:29:35,834 --> 00:29:37,042 Isn't it? 426 00:29:38,792 --> 00:29:39,334 What are you guys doing? 427 00:29:39,459 --> 00:29:40,084 It's a new magic. 428 00:29:40,209 --> 00:29:40,959 For real? Show me! Show me! 429 00:29:41,084 --> 00:29:42,001 I will show you. 430 00:29:42,126 --> 00:29:42,959 It's gross. 431 00:29:50,292 --> 00:29:52,417 Just pretend that you are drinking, but don't swallow it. 432 00:29:59,334 --> 00:29:59,709 You suck. 433 00:29:59,834 --> 00:30:01,417 You are so gross. 434 00:30:05,334 --> 00:30:06,167 Make correction 435 00:30:06,292 --> 00:30:07,417 10 minutes. 436 00:30:08,334 --> 00:30:09,626 Because I am so damn smart 437 00:30:09,751 --> 00:30:11,667 5 minutes is more than enough. 438 00:30:23,834 --> 00:30:25,626 Don't study in the toilet 439 00:30:25,751 --> 00:30:27,542 I am going to pee in my pants. 440 00:30:27,876 --> 00:30:29,626 Ma, stop scaring me. 441 00:30:29,751 --> 00:30:31,292 Why would I? 442 00:30:31,417 --> 00:30:33,292 Dump it out and come out. 443 00:30:38,126 --> 00:30:39,417 Hurry up. 444 00:30:50,542 --> 00:30:51,042 Why are you up so late? 445 00:30:51,167 --> 00:30:52,417 What the hell are you doing in there? 446 00:30:52,542 --> 00:30:54,542 I am studying English 447 00:30:54,667 --> 00:30:56,376 English is useless for you 448 00:30:56,876 --> 00:30:58,751 I FUCK YOU 449 00:30:58,876 --> 00:31:00,334 Go to sleep 450 00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:06,417 I sleep late because I study English very hard. 451 00:31:08,917 --> 00:31:10,251 Hsieh Ming-Ho 452 00:31:11,459 --> 00:31:12,917 87% 453 00:31:14,001 --> 00:31:15,376 Not bad, not bad. 454 00:31:15,501 --> 00:31:16,876 Keep it up 455 00:31:20,167 --> 00:31:21,584 Chang Chia-Chi 456 00:31:23,167 --> 00:31:24,084 44% 457 00:31:24,209 --> 00:31:26,001 Work harder. 458 00:31:26,834 --> 00:31:28,334 Ko Ching-Teng 459 00:31:28,459 --> 00:31:29,876 75% 460 00:31:34,667 --> 00:31:36,209 You have been studying hard lately? 461 00:31:36,334 --> 00:31:37,667 Not really, I am a genius. 462 00:31:38,209 --> 00:31:40,042 Then, be a genius from now on. 463 00:31:41,292 --> 00:31:42,959 Okay, Class dismiss. 464 00:31:44,084 --> 00:31:46,376 Remember the test next week. 465 00:31:46,501 --> 00:31:47,626 Genius? 466 00:31:47,751 --> 00:31:48,751 Are you serious? 467 00:31:50,751 --> 00:31:54,709 It's not a big deal that you know how to solve these problems 468 00:31:54,834 --> 00:31:55,876 I bet you 469 00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:58,876 in 10 years time, I wouldn't even know what log is 470 00:31:59,001 --> 00:32:00,876 and it makes no difference to my life. 471 00:32:01,001 --> 00:32:01,667 Emmmm... 472 00:32:03,292 --> 00:32:04,292 You don't believe me? 473 00:32:04,709 --> 00:32:05,667 I do. 474 00:32:05,792 --> 00:32:07,751 Then, why do you still work so hard? 475 00:32:08,751 --> 00:32:11,376 You don't expect returns from everything you do. 476 00:32:12,959 --> 00:32:15,542 You really like to pitch high notes like adults, don't you? 477 00:32:17,459 --> 00:32:21,376 It will be no help to your life whatsoever if you continue to be so childish like this. 478 00:32:22,167 --> 00:32:23,334 How would you know 479 00:32:23,459 --> 00:32:24,959 if you've never been childish ever? 480 00:32:25,084 --> 00:32:28,001 You know something is meaningless without trying it. 481 00:32:40,251 --> 00:32:41,501 This is shit. 482 00:32:42,167 --> 00:32:43,292 Next group 483 00:32:51,626 --> 00:32:54,084 I heard you will become a zombie if you are bitten by one 484 00:32:56,501 --> 00:32:58,126 I don't buy that. 485 00:32:58,251 --> 00:33:00,251 This must be some rumors. 486 00:33:00,376 --> 00:33:02,084 But he had to learn this from somewhere, right? 487 00:33:02,209 --> 00:33:03,292 What are we going to do? 488 00:33:05,626 --> 00:33:06,376 Hey. 489 00:33:11,417 --> 00:33:12,376 What? 490 00:33:12,917 --> 00:33:15,876 Have you heard that rumor lately? 491 00:33:16,001 --> 00:33:18,834 You mean the one that every girl wants to date me? 492 00:33:19,542 --> 00:33:20,542 Moron. 493 00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:22,334 Okay, what is it? 494 00:33:23,459 --> 00:33:27,376 I heard some stowaways from China were drowned. 495 00:33:27,501 --> 00:33:28,959 And they had became zombies 496 00:33:29,084 --> 00:33:30,542 after their bodies were washed up on shore. 497 00:33:32,542 --> 00:33:34,251 Oh! Those zombies 498 00:33:34,376 --> 00:33:35,501 I've heard about them. 499 00:33:36,001 --> 00:33:41,001 They jumped, jumped and jumped all the way here. 500 00:33:41,876 --> 00:33:42,626 Shit. 501 00:33:42,751 --> 00:33:43,709 Are you for real? 502 00:33:44,209 --> 00:33:45,001 Of course. 503 00:33:45,542 --> 00:33:47,792 With whole bunch of people jumping around up in the hills at night 504 00:33:47,917 --> 00:33:49,167 what do you think they are? 505 00:33:51,042 --> 00:33:54,084 Yes, I remember seeing that on the newspaper a few days ago. 506 00:33:54,876 --> 00:33:57,417 If they jumped harder 507 00:33:57,542 --> 00:33:59,667 they should have reached Baguashan Mountain by now. 508 00:34:21,501 --> 00:34:23,834 So, do you want to see them? 509 00:34:24,376 --> 00:34:25,917 No way 510 00:34:26,667 --> 00:34:30,584 I don't think you can see them even if they are real. 511 00:34:30,917 --> 00:34:34,459 Maybe they got lost in Baguashan Mountain 512 00:34:35,376 --> 00:34:37,501 and jumped directly into Changhua city. 513 00:34:38,459 --> 00:34:40,209 Don't think it's impossible. 514 00:34:40,334 --> 00:34:42,376 Zombies don't have a sense of direction. 515 00:35:01,542 --> 00:35:02,126 What? 516 00:35:02,542 --> 00:35:05,626 You and Shen Chia-Yi seem to have a lot to talk about lately. 517 00:35:06,042 --> 00:35:07,042 Do me a favor. 518 00:35:07,167 --> 00:35:08,376 No way. 519 00:35:08,501 --> 00:35:10,376 Don't tell me you want to write a love letter? 520 00:35:10,876 --> 00:35:12,042 You write it 521 00:35:12,459 --> 00:35:13,751 and I copy it 522 00:35:13,876 --> 00:35:16,709 I don't think one drink is enough 523 00:35:16,834 --> 00:35:18,417 if she says yes 524 00:35:18,542 --> 00:35:19,876 I will buy you one year worth. 525 00:35:20,001 --> 00:35:24,834 Plus a Grant Hill 100:1 All-Star Card. 526 00:35:25,959 --> 00:35:28,501 Alright, deal. 527 00:35:52,917 --> 00:35:53,751 Ko Ching-Teng. 528 00:35:53,876 --> 00:35:55,501 Are you going to cram school tonight? 529 00:35:55,917 --> 00:35:57,626 What for? 530 00:35:57,751 --> 00:35:59,667 You are so dumb, how can you not go! 531 00:36:03,626 --> 00:36:04,834 Mind your own business. 532 00:36:06,709 --> 00:36:07,917 Starting tonight 533 00:36:08,042 --> 00:36:09,376 you stay here and study after school. 534 00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:11,709 Stay at school? 535 00:36:12,459 --> 00:36:14,584 What's your problem? 536 00:36:14,709 --> 00:36:16,209 I will stay, too. 537 00:36:17,542 --> 00:36:18,959 What the hell? 538 00:36:25,376 --> 00:36:27,417 It turned out that Shen Chia-Yi stayed behind to study 539 00:36:27,542 --> 00:36:29,834 when she didn't have to go to cram school. 540 00:36:38,042 --> 00:36:42,667 So, you asked me to stay behind at school with you 541 00:36:42,792 --> 00:36:44,084 only because you are afraid of those zombies, right? 542 00:36:44,792 --> 00:36:46,667 I am just worried you're getting stupid. 543 00:36:56,167 --> 00:36:57,334 Right. 544 00:36:57,876 --> 00:37:01,042 Tsao asked me to give you this letter. 545 00:37:10,917 --> 00:37:13,042 My dear Shen Chia-Yi 546 00:37:13,167 --> 00:37:14,292 I like you very much. 547 00:37:14,709 --> 00:37:18,167 As the song goes, "Nothing's gonna change my love for you. 548 00:37:18,292 --> 00:37:20,709 Making love out of nothing at all" 549 00:37:20,834 --> 00:37:24,126 barely expresses my feelings for you. 550 00:37:25,667 --> 00:37:27,001 This is your handwriting. 551 00:37:30,834 --> 00:37:32,126 Ko Ching-Teng 552 00:37:32,251 --> 00:37:33,584 I must say 553 00:37:33,709 --> 00:37:36,751 you suck at writing love letters. 554 00:37:36,876 --> 00:37:37,876 What do you mean? 555 00:37:38,001 --> 00:37:40,334 I am that close to William Shakespeare, okay? 556 00:37:41,292 --> 00:37:43,042 Since you have the time to write love letters for someone else. 557 00:37:43,167 --> 00:37:45,834 Why don't you use the time to memorize some English vocabulary? 558 00:37:54,626 --> 00:37:55,584 Ok. 559 00:37:55,709 --> 00:37:59,792 Even though I am cute, smart and incredibly humorous 560 00:38:00,376 --> 00:38:02,417 don't fall in love with me easily. 561 00:38:03,042 --> 00:38:07,251 Because I am a lone wolf traveling in the wild wind. 562 00:38:07,376 --> 00:38:08,542 Oh, thanks 563 00:38:08,667 --> 00:38:10,417 I'm not interested in guys who are dumber than me. 564 00:38:10,626 --> 00:38:12,709 Shen Chia-Yi doesn't like guys that are dumber than her. 565 00:38:13,084 --> 00:38:13,876 Dumb? 566 00:38:14,584 --> 00:38:16,584 Come on, I let you win on purpose 567 00:38:16,709 --> 00:38:18,626 I don't study hard cause I don't want to beat you 568 00:38:18,751 --> 00:38:20,084 and I don't want to hurt your feelings! 569 00:38:21,251 --> 00:38:22,542 Pardon me. 570 00:38:22,667 --> 00:38:24,792 Save your kindness, mister. You are welcome to try to beat me anytime! 571 00:38:26,709 --> 00:38:28,834 I dare you to bet with me. 572 00:38:32,292 --> 00:38:33,376 Let's bet on... 573 00:38:33,501 --> 00:38:34,834 Your hair. 574 00:38:36,084 --> 00:38:36,834 How? 575 00:38:37,751 --> 00:38:39,751 If you beat me in the next midterm 576 00:38:39,876 --> 00:38:41,542 you can do whatever you want to me. 577 00:38:41,667 --> 00:38:43,292 But, if I won 578 00:38:44,417 --> 00:38:46,709 you will have to wear a ponytail for a month. 579 00:38:48,626 --> 00:38:49,376 Sure, whatever. 580 00:38:49,501 --> 00:38:51,501 It's not like you would win anyway! 581 00:38:51,667 --> 00:38:55,667 I was struck by her cocky confidence right away. 582 00:39:28,542 --> 00:39:29,584 Hey, you. 583 00:39:29,709 --> 00:39:30,584 Why on earth you need to study freaking English 584 00:39:30,709 --> 00:39:32,751 in the middle of the night? 585 00:39:44,417 --> 00:39:45,459 I fuck you 586 00:39:46,126 --> 00:39:47,334 I fuck you too 587 00:39:49,667 --> 00:39:50,709 I fuck your mother. 588 00:39:55,709 --> 00:39:57,084 What's wrong with you? 589 00:40:07,042 --> 00:40:08,084 Fuck you fuck you 590 00:40:08,209 --> 00:40:09,876 I love you 591 00:40:10,001 --> 00:40:11,584 I LOVE YOU 592 00:41:15,542 --> 00:41:16,376 Hey, Ma'am. 593 00:41:16,501 --> 00:41:18,334 A super hot and charming jar head, please. 594 00:41:18,751 --> 00:41:20,792 Idiot, how can a jar head be handsome? 595 00:41:20,917 --> 00:41:22,001 Of course there is. 596 00:41:22,126 --> 00:41:23,626 Give it a try if you don't believe me. 597 00:41:42,209 --> 00:41:43,542 Here, I don't owe you any more. 598 00:41:58,709 --> 00:41:59,917 Stop that. 599 00:42:00,042 --> 00:42:01,917 Rumor has it that Inoue Takehiko has died a couple weeks ago! 600 00:42:02,042 --> 00:42:05,876 I heard that he died in a car accident. 601 00:42:06,001 --> 00:42:06,917 Really. 602 00:42:08,001 --> 00:42:10,792 No wonder I felt something was different in his drawing style. 603 00:42:11,876 --> 00:42:16,834 More powerful that is, how can such a genius die just like that. 604 00:42:51,584 --> 00:42:52,751 Don't you think... 605 00:42:52,876 --> 00:42:54,042 Think What? 606 00:42:54,876 --> 00:42:58,042 Don't you think Shen Chia-Yi likes me? 607 00:42:58,376 --> 00:43:00,834 If not, why would she wear a ponytail today? 608 00:43:01,626 --> 00:43:02,542 Maybe! 609 00:43:03,501 --> 00:43:07,126 How did Shen Chia-Yi know I like girls who wear ponytails? 610 00:43:07,667 --> 00:43:08,667 You too? 611 00:43:08,792 --> 00:43:11,501 I always like girls who wear ponytails. 612 00:43:11,917 --> 00:43:12,792 So do! 613 00:43:13,459 --> 00:43:16,709 I don't know why Shen Chia-Yi wore a ponytail that day even though she won the bet. 614 00:43:16,959 --> 00:43:18,542 However, ever since then 615 00:43:18,667 --> 00:43:22,626 studying hard had become an enthusiastic thing for me. 616 00:43:34,792 --> 00:43:37,959 The class funds went missing. 617 00:43:39,709 --> 00:43:43,584 It was still here when the class leader checked about an hour ago. 618 00:43:44,334 --> 00:43:46,167 Now school is almost finished. 619 00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:52,501 Who else could have stolen that money? 620 00:43:53,292 --> 00:43:55,751 It must be someone sitting in this classroom! 621 00:43:59,084 --> 00:44:02,251 Whoever stole that money, you better turn yourself in right now. 622 00:44:02,917 --> 00:44:05,584 Otherwise, don't blame me for being too harsh afterwards. 623 00:44:14,917 --> 00:44:15,501 Fine. 624 00:44:18,584 --> 00:44:20,667 It's okay if no one wants to admit it 625 00:44:22,501 --> 00:44:25,792 I guarantee that the thief is sitting right here in this room. 626 00:44:27,001 --> 00:44:29,042 The person must thinks that he can get away with this. 627 00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:31,334 Good 628 00:44:33,417 --> 00:44:34,667 very good. 629 00:44:35,709 --> 00:44:38,417 Now, take out your pen, everyone. 630 00:44:38,542 --> 00:44:42,292 And write down the name of the person that you think it's most likely to be the thief. 631 00:44:43,709 --> 00:44:45,667 The top three named 632 00:44:45,792 --> 00:44:49,334 will have to bring your bags forward, and I will check them personally. 633 00:44:53,501 --> 00:44:54,834 Now! 634 00:44:54,959 --> 00:44:57,209 Take out your paper right now. 635 00:45:03,167 --> 00:45:04,167 Tsao Kuo-Sheng. 636 00:45:04,292 --> 00:45:05,667 What are you doing? 637 00:45:06,001 --> 00:45:07,042 Sir. 638 00:45:07,167 --> 00:45:09,001 Who do you think you are to have us suspect our own classmates? 639 00:45:09,792 --> 00:45:12,167 Now who is the supervisor? Are you or am I? 640 00:45:15,542 --> 00:45:16,376 You are, sir. 641 00:45:16,501 --> 00:45:17,792 But you are an ass hole! 642 00:45:18,417 --> 00:45:19,292 What did you say? 643 00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:20,959 I said you are an asshole. 644 00:45:22,209 --> 00:45:24,417 Ko Ching-Teng, Tsao Kuo-Sheng 645 00:45:24,542 --> 00:45:27,292 I think you guys are bluffing 646 00:45:28,042 --> 00:45:31,834 bring your bags now and I will check yours first. 647 00:45:32,626 --> 00:45:33,542 Excuse me, Sir. 648 00:45:33,667 --> 00:45:34,834 You have no right to do that 649 00:45:36,251 --> 00:45:37,834 I have no right to do what? 650 00:45:38,667 --> 00:45:40,542 You can't ask us to write down names and vote on such a thing. 651 00:45:40,667 --> 00:45:42,542 You can't ask us to suspect our own classmates. 652 00:45:42,667 --> 00:45:44,959 We can just all pay the fees again. 653 00:45:45,084 --> 00:45:46,626 It's no big deal. 654 00:45:46,751 --> 00:45:47,584 Exactly. 655 00:45:47,709 --> 00:45:48,834 We can just pay again. 656 00:45:48,959 --> 00:45:53,126 Being an honor student doesn't mean that you can say whatever you want. 657 00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:55,167 Bring your bag over here. 658 00:45:55,667 --> 00:45:56,667 No way. 659 00:45:57,001 --> 00:45:58,459 We are not thieves. 660 00:46:01,626 --> 00:46:02,376 Douche. 661 00:46:03,167 --> 00:46:04,042 What did you say? 662 00:46:04,167 --> 00:46:05,459 I said you are a douchebag. 663 00:46:07,084 --> 00:46:09,084 Bring your bags over now, all of you. 664 00:46:10,459 --> 00:46:11,251 No. 665 00:46:17,167 --> 00:46:18,084 Sir 666 00:46:18,209 --> 00:46:20,626 I now suspect that you have no balls. 667 00:46:20,751 --> 00:46:21,792 Take your pants off now. 668 00:46:22,209 --> 00:46:22,959 What did you say? 669 00:46:23,084 --> 00:46:23,917 Take your pants off. 670 00:46:24,042 --> 00:46:25,626 Bring your bags over. 671 00:46:26,792 --> 00:46:28,126 Fine, here you go! 672 00:46:40,792 --> 00:46:42,584 Stop staring at me. 673 00:46:42,709 --> 00:46:44,334 It's very embarrassing. I feel so ashamed. 674 00:46:45,542 --> 00:46:46,876 There is nothing to be ashamed of. 675 00:46:47,001 --> 00:46:48,126 You kicked ass! 676 00:46:49,251 --> 00:46:51,126 Don't need to be too serious about this. 677 00:46:51,251 --> 00:46:52,376 Shen Chia-Yi. 678 00:46:53,084 --> 00:46:54,209 Relax a bit. 679 00:46:55,792 --> 00:46:57,542 Just pretend, it's no big deal. 680 00:46:57,667 --> 00:47:00,417 Those teachers are not watching anyway. 681 00:47:01,626 --> 00:47:04,251 It's kind of nice to be a bad student once in a while, isn't it? 682 00:47:05,376 --> 00:47:06,584 I am so ashamed. 683 00:47:08,626 --> 00:47:11,001 Ever since I knew you from junior high 684 00:47:12,001 --> 00:47:14,292 that was the only time I was amazed by how tough you really are. 685 00:47:15,209 --> 00:47:17,542 Shen Chia-Yi, you rock! 686 00:47:17,917 --> 00:47:19,542 You look so pretty even when you cry. 687 00:47:20,001 --> 00:47:20,751 Yeah. 688 00:47:21,501 --> 00:47:22,709 Super duper cool. 689 00:47:24,709 --> 00:47:26,209 Unbelievably cool. 690 00:47:33,751 --> 00:47:38,376 Unlike quizzes 691 00:47:39,042 --> 00:47:42,084 you never find a correct answer in life. 692 00:47:43,001 --> 00:47:46,209 No one really knew who stole our money, but no one really cared. 693 00:47:46,959 --> 00:47:50,334 All I remembered from that day was Shen Chia-Yi's face 694 00:47:50,459 --> 00:47:53,167 beautifully and delicately engraved in my heart. 695 00:48:09,542 --> 00:48:14,959 Six years ago, when we first stepped in to Jing-Cheng high school 696 00:48:15,334 --> 00:48:18,501 we were all young and immature. 697 00:48:19,251 --> 00:48:22,417 Although we had great dreams about our future 698 00:48:22,542 --> 00:48:27,334 we weren't really sure what we were going to learn and encounter during these years. 699 00:48:28,501 --> 00:48:32,001 Thanks to the teachers who led us and furnished us with abundant knowledge. 700 00:48:32,126 --> 00:48:35,084 Thanks to all the peers who accompanied us throughout the years 701 00:48:35,626 --> 00:48:39,959 with bitter and sweet memories. 702 00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:45,251 Ching-Chen high school represents our young and crazy days 703 00:48:45,376 --> 00:48:47,626 it gave us the most wonderful times of our life. 704 00:48:48,251 --> 00:48:49,251 From now on 705 00:48:49,376 --> 00:48:54,292 it's time for us to spread our wings and chase our dreams. 706 00:48:55,042 --> 00:48:56,292 So long, my friends. 707 00:48:57,084 --> 00:49:00,667 So long, my friends. 708 00:49:49,126 --> 00:49:50,292 How I envy you. 709 00:49:50,417 --> 00:49:53,751 You have so many guys chasing after you throughout the years! 710 00:49:55,626 --> 00:49:58,084 Yes, it's quite nice to be liked by someone. 711 00:49:58,917 --> 00:50:00,167 But... 712 00:50:02,501 --> 00:50:06,292 Don't tell me that you feel annoyed because you are too popular. 713 00:50:06,417 --> 00:50:07,542 No 714 00:50:09,167 --> 00:50:13,959 I just think that I am a very lucky girl. 715 00:50:15,292 --> 00:50:18,209 So, have you decided? 716 00:50:18,709 --> 00:50:19,917 Decided what? 717 00:50:20,042 --> 00:50:23,251 Decided whom you want to be with. 718 00:50:26,876 --> 00:50:29,292 Come on, you can't even tell me? 719 00:50:33,751 --> 00:50:34,334 Ok, if... 720 00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:38,501 I will be really happy. 721 00:50:48,459 --> 00:50:50,917 Happy graduation. 722 00:50:58,167 --> 00:51:00,334 Finally, the colleague entrance exam came. 723 00:51:01,209 --> 00:51:04,417 To me, the exam was more like a test for Shen Chia-Yi's special training programs 724 00:51:04,542 --> 00:51:07,417 rather than an exam for college. 725 00:51:34,751 --> 00:51:40,626 We spent most of our time at the beach during the summer before college. 726 00:52:21,959 --> 00:52:22,834 They are so childish 727 00:52:22,959 --> 00:52:24,459 I know, so childish. 728 00:52:27,126 --> 00:52:28,876 You don't really like childish guys, do you? 729 00:52:29,001 --> 00:52:29,834 No. 730 00:52:31,459 --> 00:52:33,584 Who do you think is the most childish one among them all. 731 00:52:35,042 --> 00:52:36,501 Ko-Teng, maybe? 732 00:52:41,459 --> 00:52:42,501 How about me? 733 00:52:46,626 --> 00:52:48,876 You are so childish. 734 00:53:12,626 --> 00:53:13,876 Now that we have graduated 735 00:53:14,001 --> 00:53:16,084 have you thought about what you want to do in the future? 736 00:53:19,542 --> 00:53:21,709 I want to work in the Hsinchu Science and Industrial Park 737 00:53:21,834 --> 00:53:24,167 so I can get stocks for bonuses and tons of money. 738 00:53:24,292 --> 00:53:25,626 And then I can marry Shen Chia-Yi... 739 00:53:25,751 --> 00:53:26,626 or Hu Chia-Wei. 740 00:53:26,751 --> 00:53:28,459 Who wants to marry you? 741 00:53:32,042 --> 00:53:33,792 I want to study abroad. 742 00:53:36,001 --> 00:53:37,709 It'll be such a waste of money, okay? 743 00:53:37,834 --> 00:53:39,292 Oh, fuck off. 744 00:53:43,709 --> 00:53:44,959 Study abroad? 745 00:53:45,084 --> 00:53:46,667 I want to study abroad, too. 746 00:53:47,042 --> 00:53:50,167 Maybe I will apply for government scholarships and get an MBA degree 747 00:53:53,751 --> 00:53:57,709 I want to keep on playing basketball. 748 00:53:57,834 --> 00:54:01,042 And maybe one day make my way to NBA. 749 00:54:04,542 --> 00:54:05,376 What about you, Chia-Wei? 750 00:54:07,876 --> 00:54:09,167 Me? 751 00:54:09,292 --> 00:54:11,376 I think I will find myself a rich man to marry. 752 00:54:12,542 --> 00:54:13,667 Go away. 753 00:54:15,126 --> 00:54:16,459 What about you, Shen Chia-Yi? 754 00:54:18,292 --> 00:54:21,667 I don't expect much about my future, really. 755 00:54:30,834 --> 00:54:32,417 Ko-Teng, it's your turn 756 00:54:35,251 --> 00:54:37,084 I want to be a kickass person. 757 00:54:39,834 --> 00:54:42,376 What are you talking about? 758 00:54:42,501 --> 00:54:44,376 What is a kickass person? 759 00:54:46,792 --> 00:54:52,376 I want the world to be a little bit better because of me. 760 00:54:59,084 --> 00:55:03,417 And you are the only person that is going to make my world better. 761 00:55:17,084 --> 00:55:18,584 Hello. Yes? 762 00:55:57,209 --> 00:55:59,042 I am a nerd 763 00:56:00,417 --> 00:56:02,334 I am a bookworm. 764 00:56:05,001 --> 00:56:08,126 Ever since junior high and high school. 765 00:56:08,251 --> 00:56:10,292 All I did was studying 766 00:56:13,292 --> 00:56:15,167 I still screwed it up. 767 00:57:12,501 --> 00:57:14,126 No matter which university you go to 768 00:57:15,667 --> 00:57:18,501 there is something that I want to say to you. 769 00:57:20,917 --> 00:57:21,292 Please. 770 00:57:21,417 --> 00:57:23,959 Don't tell me you like me now 771 00:57:26,292 --> 00:57:27,751 I do like you 772 00:57:28,126 --> 00:57:29,834 and you knew that already. 773 00:57:30,917 --> 00:57:33,626 What do you want to tell me, then? 774 00:58:20,209 --> 00:58:22,001 The results were out. 775 00:58:23,084 --> 00:58:25,084 A-Ho got into Economics Major in National Tsing Hua University 776 00:58:25,209 --> 00:58:27,834 which means he made one step forward to his overseas dream. 777 00:58:29,209 --> 00:58:31,251 Groin got into Information Engineering at Feng Chia University 778 00:58:31,376 --> 00:58:34,042 to become one of those Science Park smart engineers. 779 00:58:40,251 --> 00:58:43,501 Tsao got into Chemical Engineering at Cheng Kung University. 780 00:58:43,626 --> 00:58:47,626 So I guess it's most unlikely that he would make it into NBA. 781 00:58:48,709 --> 00:58:50,209 Although Shen Chia-Yi didn't do as well as she expected 782 00:58:50,334 --> 00:58:52,667 she still got into University of Education 783 00:58:52,792 --> 00:58:57,376 I could totally imagine Shen Chia-Yi being a teacher, it really suits her. 784 00:59:04,334 --> 00:59:05,167 Here, for you. 785 00:59:08,542 --> 00:59:09,626 What is this? 786 00:59:10,709 --> 00:59:12,042 I drew it myself. 787 00:59:12,667 --> 00:59:13,667 Not my best work 788 00:59:14,709 --> 00:59:16,292 but I think it's okay. 789 00:59:21,834 --> 00:59:22,834 Thanks. 790 00:59:34,959 --> 00:59:38,917 Shen Chia-Yi, promise me something. 791 00:59:39,834 --> 00:59:42,626 Don't let boys get you too soon after you go to college. 792 00:59:43,959 --> 00:59:44,792 Ok? 793 00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:48,251 What are you talking about? 794 01:00:34,459 --> 01:00:36,584 You Are the Apple of My Eye. 795 01:00:44,751 --> 01:00:46,876 Oh, yes, as for the masturbating Boner. 796 01:00:47,084 --> 01:00:49,751 He decided to stay and take the college entrance exam again. 797 01:00:50,084 --> 01:00:56,251 Take the entrance exam next year with me please! 798 01:00:59,626 --> 01:01:01,834 I have also come to the next stage in my life 799 01:01:03,251 --> 01:01:05,542 a school without Shen Chia-Yi 800 01:01:10,126 --> 01:01:14,292 I never thought that Shen Chia-Yi would not be the first girl that I hold hands with. 801 01:01:14,792 --> 01:01:17,584 Instead of her, it was a girl named... 802 01:01:17,709 --> 01:01:18,584 Named... 803 01:01:18,709 --> 01:01:20,501 Hello, my name was Hsu Ke-Shin. 804 01:01:21,126 --> 01:01:23,167 Hi, my name is Ko Ching-Teng. 805 01:01:29,376 --> 01:01:31,626 There were many weird stories in the dormitory. 806 01:01:31,751 --> 01:01:33,542 Most of them were ghost stories. 807 01:01:33,667 --> 01:01:34,251 But 808 01:01:34,376 --> 01:01:37,251 there's one story about a four-legged beast. 809 01:01:37,376 --> 01:01:39,167 It was definitely real... 810 01:01:49,542 --> 01:01:52,251 My roommates came from all walks of life. 811 01:01:54,001 --> 01:01:57,459 Hsiao-Lun was a muscle maniac, who did nothing but lifted weights all day long. 812 01:02:03,251 --> 01:02:04,417 The ultimate weirdo is Yi-Chi. 813 01:02:04,542 --> 01:02:07,667 He was never in the classroom because he's always reading Manga. 814 01:02:12,667 --> 01:02:15,709 Chien-Han, who started to prepare for graduate school from the day he arrived 815 01:02:15,834 --> 01:02:17,834 was studying twenty four seven. 816 01:02:18,709 --> 01:02:21,876 Luckily, we had some common interests to talk about. 817 01:02:24,292 --> 01:02:27,501 See, Iijima Ai is way too old. 818 01:02:27,626 --> 01:02:29,167 Her tits have turned dark. 819 01:02:30,251 --> 01:02:32,376 Emmm... Madoza Ozawa looks hotter and yummier 820 01:02:32,501 --> 01:02:34,126 Anna Ohura is not too bad, either 821 01:02:35,167 --> 01:02:39,001 I have some nice stuff called the Human Sex Program. 822 01:02:39,126 --> 01:02:41,001 Let's watch it together later. 823 01:02:41,417 --> 01:02:44,459 Don't you think it's too weird to watch cartoon characters having sex? 824 01:02:45,459 --> 01:02:47,959 There're ones with dogs and eels, too. 825 01:02:51,709 --> 01:02:54,334 That was the time before mobile phones were common. 826 01:02:54,459 --> 01:02:57,834 At night, all the guys acted like they casted a spell. 827 01:02:57,959 --> 01:03:00,459 Everyone one of us was lining up in front the telephone booth 828 01:03:02,876 --> 01:03:07,626 I miss you so much my sweetie little pumpkin pie 829 01:03:09,459 --> 01:03:13,917 I miss you 10 times every hour on a regular basis. 830 01:03:15,334 --> 01:03:16,876 It's true. 831 01:03:17,876 --> 01:03:20,251 So do you miss me this much, too? 832 01:03:22,792 --> 01:03:25,251 How many times per hour? 833 01:03:27,251 --> 01:03:29,584 10 times at least? 834 01:03:34,751 --> 01:03:35,959 Hey. 835 01:03:36,084 --> 01:03:38,376 You are not asleep yet, are you? 836 01:03:39,459 --> 01:03:40,167 No, not yet. 837 01:03:40,292 --> 01:03:41,251 Go to sleep 838 01:03:41,376 --> 01:03:44,001 I talked to Shen Chia-Yi every night. 839 01:03:44,626 --> 01:03:46,792 Sometimes, she fell asleep in the middle of our conversations. 840 01:03:46,917 --> 01:03:49,792 Sometimes I spent all my money on phone calls and left no money for food. 841 01:03:49,917 --> 01:03:52,126 Welcome party? Next week. 842 01:03:52,251 --> 01:03:53,501 Next week. 843 01:03:54,126 --> 01:03:56,667 Listen. 844 01:03:57,167 --> 01:04:00,209 Can you please not dance with anyone? 845 01:04:00,917 --> 01:04:03,042 Why not? 846 01:04:03,709 --> 01:04:05,251 Because... 847 01:04:05,376 --> 01:04:08,876 Ok, I know we are not seeing each other yet. 848 01:04:09,001 --> 01:04:12,042 But those guys who you don't even know. 849 01:04:12,167 --> 01:04:13,751 Can you not let them hold your hands? 850 01:04:14,417 --> 01:04:16,167 I haven't even held them myself. 851 01:04:16,709 --> 01:04:17,709 What about you? 852 01:04:17,834 --> 01:04:19,042 You didn't dance with anyone? 853 01:04:19,542 --> 01:04:22,001 I don't believe you didn't hold any girl's hands. 854 01:04:23,376 --> 01:04:26,209 Oh, well... yeah, but only a little bit. 855 01:04:27,209 --> 01:04:28,709 That's because... 856 01:04:29,209 --> 01:04:31,376 I imagined that she was you. 857 01:04:31,501 --> 01:04:33,667 Oh please, I don't believe you. 858 01:04:33,792 --> 01:04:34,376 Really. 859 01:04:34,501 --> 01:04:36,334 Then I can also imagine the guy I dance with was you. 860 01:04:36,626 --> 01:04:37,501 No man, I'm for real. 861 01:04:37,626 --> 01:04:39,376 All right, I am serious. 862 01:04:39,917 --> 01:04:41,167 Don't let anyone hold your hands. 863 01:04:42,667 --> 01:04:43,834 Bye. 864 01:04:48,626 --> 01:04:52,292 Finally, it was the first Christmas after we entered college. 865 01:04:59,167 --> 01:05:00,292 Hey. 866 01:05:02,001 --> 01:05:03,834 Is this considered a date? 867 01:05:05,042 --> 01:05:06,376 Why ask me? 868 01:05:11,376 --> 01:05:12,459 Why is it so cold in Taipei? 869 01:05:35,542 --> 01:05:36,667 Hurry up, my turn for a picture! 870 01:05:36,792 --> 01:05:38,667 Hurry up! It's leaving. 871 01:05:56,542 --> 01:05:57,584 Oops, I didn't get it. 872 01:06:00,084 --> 01:06:00,751 You. 873 01:06:05,084 --> 01:06:06,251 Come back. 874 01:06:24,251 --> 01:06:25,709 Ko Ching-Teng. 875 01:06:26,751 --> 01:06:28,501 Do you really like me a lot? 876 01:06:29,167 --> 01:06:30,084 Yes, I do. 877 01:06:31,376 --> 01:06:32,751 Very much 878 01:06:34,917 --> 01:06:38,876 I always feel that you give me too much credit 879 01:06:39,584 --> 01:06:41,584 I'm not as good as you think 880 01:06:42,376 --> 01:06:48,001 I feel weird about the fact that you like me. 881 01:06:49,709 --> 01:06:51,334 What's so weird about it? 882 01:06:52,876 --> 01:06:55,917 There is another side of me that you don't know about 883 01:06:56,042 --> 01:06:59,501 I am very sloppy at home. 884 01:06:59,626 --> 01:07:00,876 Emm... 885 01:07:01,001 --> 01:07:02,876 I get very grumpy when I wake up early. 886 01:07:04,417 --> 01:07:08,167 And I get pissed off with my little sister at times just for minor stuff 887 01:07:09,209 --> 01:07:10,626 I am... you know. 888 01:07:10,751 --> 01:07:12,376 Very ordinary. 889 01:07:19,792 --> 01:07:22,626 Maybe, the person that you like 890 01:07:23,042 --> 01:07:25,001 is in your imagination 891 01:07:26,084 --> 01:07:27,834 I am not that imaginative. 892 01:07:31,459 --> 01:07:32,626 Look. 893 01:07:33,126 --> 01:07:34,751 Think carefully. 894 01:07:35,334 --> 01:07:36,876 Do you like me that much? 895 01:07:37,542 --> 01:07:38,667 Hell yeah. 896 01:07:41,042 --> 01:07:42,709 You are so childish. 897 01:07:42,834 --> 01:07:44,334 You didn't even think through it. 898 01:07:44,459 --> 01:07:45,667 Think about it carefully before you tell me. 899 01:07:50,334 --> 01:07:52,417 What did Shen Chia-Yi mean? 900 01:07:52,834 --> 01:07:55,001 Was she trying to turn me down in a nice way? 901 01:07:55,626 --> 01:07:57,001 I was afraid. 902 01:07:57,667 --> 01:08:01,167 For a long time, I always thought that I am a confident guy. 903 01:08:01,709 --> 01:08:03,501 At that moment, I realized that 904 01:08:03,626 --> 01:08:07,917 I was really a coward in front of the girl I liked. 905 01:08:37,251 --> 01:08:38,417 What do you wish for? 906 01:08:40,084 --> 01:08:42,292 Write your own, no peeking. 907 01:08:44,251 --> 01:08:45,709 Come on, I just want to have a look. 908 01:08:56,584 --> 01:08:57,417 Shen Chia-Yi 909 01:09:00,209 --> 01:09:01,751 I like you very much 910 01:09:01,876 --> 01:09:03,209 I like you a lot. 911 01:09:04,542 --> 01:09:07,959 One day you will be mine. 912 01:09:08,626 --> 01:09:11,876 One day, I will make you mine. 913 01:09:17,584 --> 01:09:19,251 Do you want to know the answer? 914 01:09:20,876 --> 01:09:22,667 I can tell you right now. 915 01:09:27,542 --> 01:09:28,209 No 916 01:09:30,292 --> 01:09:31,709 I didn't ask you. 917 01:09:31,834 --> 01:09:34,501 So you can't turn me down. 918 01:09:36,709 --> 01:09:38,167 You really don't want to know? 919 01:09:41,084 --> 01:09:42,709 Please don't tell me now. 920 01:09:45,376 --> 01:09:48,917 Just let me keep on liking you. 921 01:10:06,751 --> 01:10:09,126 Every guy wants to show his strongest side. 922 01:10:09,251 --> 01:10:11,001 Especially in front of the girl he likes. 923 01:10:11,709 --> 01:10:14,376 So what should I show to Shen Chia-Yi? 924 01:10:14,834 --> 01:10:19,042 It took me a long time before the answer suddenly hit me one day. 925 01:10:31,167 --> 01:10:34,376 Why can't you just go pee in the toilet? 926 01:10:35,126 --> 01:10:36,251 Man, it's far. 927 01:10:39,334 --> 01:10:41,334 Hey, are you going out? 928 01:10:41,959 --> 01:10:43,667 Empty this for me on your way out, will you? 929 01:10:46,251 --> 01:10:47,292 You fucking serious? 930 01:10:47,876 --> 01:10:50,626 Come on, just do me a favor... 931 01:10:52,001 --> 01:10:53,167 Don't you guys think. 932 01:10:53,292 --> 01:10:54,876 It's time to battle? 933 01:10:57,126 --> 01:10:58,334 Come on. 934 01:10:58,459 --> 01:10:59,459 Let's fight 935 01:11:02,417 --> 01:11:02,876 I am organizing a competition. 936 01:11:03,001 --> 01:11:04,209 Anyone wants to join me? 937 01:11:05,834 --> 01:11:07,126 Anyone wants to join the competition? 938 01:11:09,209 --> 01:11:09,751 Anyone wants to fight? 939 01:11:09,876 --> 01:11:11,626 Fighting competition, anyone? 940 01:11:12,417 --> 01:11:13,667 Do you want to fight in a competition? 941 01:11:13,792 --> 01:11:15,042 Do you want to fight in a combat tournament? 942 01:11:15,167 --> 01:11:16,334 Anyone wants to fight? 943 01:11:16,459 --> 01:11:17,334 Anyone wants to join? 944 01:11:19,917 --> 01:11:22,501 Can I stay until you guys finish? 945 01:11:22,626 --> 01:11:23,834 What's the big deal with the regular sports? 946 01:11:23,959 --> 01:11:26,042 Combat is definitely cooler. 947 01:11:27,084 --> 01:11:28,584 Seriously, you have to be here 948 01:11:28,709 --> 01:11:29,709 I just put out posters. 949 01:11:29,834 --> 01:11:31,584 It's going to be a full house. 950 01:11:32,292 --> 01:11:34,459 Why do you want to organize such a dangerous competition? 951 01:11:34,584 --> 01:11:36,376 Don't you guys need to study and look after your marks? 952 01:11:36,751 --> 01:11:37,667 Exactly! People study way too hard. 953 01:11:37,792 --> 01:11:39,667 That's why they need to exercise 954 01:11:39,792 --> 01:11:40,959 I want to give them some trainings. 955 01:11:41,792 --> 01:11:43,167 It's just a fight. 956 01:11:43,876 --> 01:11:47,251 Fine, if you really want to put it that way 957 01:11:49,376 --> 01:11:52,292 I really don't get you sometimes. 958 01:12:11,959 --> 01:12:13,709 You can nail this easily 959 01:12:16,417 --> 01:12:18,584 I thought everyone in college was a pussy 960 01:12:19,042 --> 01:12:20,292 I was wrong. 961 01:12:20,792 --> 01:12:22,126 There was a tough guy named Chien-Wei. 962 01:12:22,251 --> 01:12:25,667 He was the second chair of the taekwondo club, a black belt. 963 01:12:25,792 --> 01:12:27,084 He looked cocky. 964 01:12:27,209 --> 01:12:29,459 And he looked tough. 965 01:12:30,251 --> 01:12:31,792 Just the kind of guy that I was looking for. 966 01:12:33,751 --> 01:12:36,792 We follow the rules of the highest martial arts order in the world. 967 01:12:36,917 --> 01:12:38,751 No killing. 968 01:12:38,876 --> 01:12:40,334 You cannot go outside of the boundaries. 969 01:12:40,459 --> 01:12:42,376 No kicking on penises. 970 01:12:43,126 --> 01:12:46,542 You lose if you are knocked down and unable to get up after the referee counts to 10. 971 01:12:47,334 --> 01:12:48,876 Ready! 972 01:12:49,792 --> 01:12:51,126 Put it on. 973 01:12:51,251 --> 01:12:52,376 What the hell? 974 01:12:52,834 --> 01:12:55,001 Wear it so I know I won't kill you. 975 01:12:56,167 --> 01:12:57,876 Go fuck yourself. 976 01:13:17,251 --> 01:13:18,334 Go 977 01:13:31,167 --> 01:13:32,709 I am going to kill you. 978 01:13:46,751 --> 01:13:48,292 Punch him with Gazelle punch. 979 01:14:04,959 --> 01:14:06,417 Stand up. 980 01:14:06,542 --> 01:14:07,334 Ko-Teng. 981 01:14:07,459 --> 01:14:08,167 Hurry up. 982 01:14:08,292 --> 01:14:11,626 Fight back. 983 01:14:12,417 --> 01:14:14,292 Ko-Teng, fight back. 984 01:14:14,417 --> 01:14:15,876 Beat him up. 985 01:14:22,001 --> 01:14:24,917 Stand up and beat him, stand up. 986 01:14:39,584 --> 01:14:50,001 One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six... Seven. 987 01:14:50,126 --> 01:14:53,084 Ko-Teng stand up. 988 01:14:53,209 --> 01:14:54,084 Stand up now. 989 01:14:54,209 --> 01:14:55,876 Time is running out. 990 01:14:56,001 --> 01:14:57,417 Ko-Teng. 991 01:14:57,542 --> 01:14:59,042 Fight back. 992 01:15:17,292 --> 01:15:18,501 Who is that? She's so hot. 993 01:15:23,376 --> 01:15:25,209 Hey! I didn't see you when the game was over 994 01:15:25,334 --> 01:15:26,376 I thought I was knocked out... 995 01:15:26,709 --> 01:15:27,959 Did you see that guy? 996 01:15:28,084 --> 01:15:29,209 He kicked my ass so bad 997 01:15:29,334 --> 01:15:29,917 I couldn't get away from him. 998 01:15:30,042 --> 01:15:31,126 Was it fun? 999 01:15:31,501 --> 01:15:32,542 Not bad! 1000 01:15:32,667 --> 01:15:34,251 I was so excited when I saw you! 1001 01:15:34,376 --> 01:15:37,001 Answer my question, was it fun? 1002 01:15:38,459 --> 01:15:39,667 Now what? 1003 01:15:40,126 --> 01:15:41,959 Why did you insist on organizing such a weird competition? 1004 01:15:42,459 --> 01:15:44,542 What's the meaning of it? 1005 01:15:45,542 --> 01:15:46,709 Don't you think it's super cool? 1006 01:15:46,834 --> 01:15:48,542 That kind of... win or lose between two men. 1007 01:15:48,667 --> 01:15:50,251 It's just violence. 1008 01:15:50,376 --> 01:15:51,334 Ko Ching-Teng. 1009 01:15:51,459 --> 01:15:53,876 You organized a game to get yourself hurt. 1010 01:15:54,001 --> 01:15:55,376 Why are you so childish? 1011 01:15:56,834 --> 01:15:57,667 Childish? 1012 01:15:58,042 --> 01:15:59,667 Right, childish. 1013 01:15:59,792 --> 01:16:01,126 Very childish. 1014 01:16:01,251 --> 01:16:02,084 Let me ask you something. 1015 01:16:02,209 --> 01:16:04,834 What exactly did you learn from this game? 1016 01:16:05,709 --> 01:16:07,001 "Learn"? 1017 01:16:07,126 --> 01:16:09,501 Why do I have to learn something from everything that I do? 1018 01:16:10,042 --> 01:16:12,709 At least you learned that having a competition like this will get yourself hurt. 1019 01:16:12,834 --> 01:16:15,001 And it is totally unnecessary. 1020 01:16:15,376 --> 01:16:16,542 You are so childish. 1021 01:16:16,667 --> 01:16:19,167 See those bruises on your face? You deserve it 1022 01:16:19,876 --> 01:16:20,959 I am childish? 1023 01:16:21,084 --> 01:16:23,501 Do you know this competition is a fantastic experience for me? 1024 01:16:23,626 --> 01:16:25,626 Can't you just be happy for me? 1025 01:16:26,792 --> 01:16:28,209 So you are going to do it again? 1026 01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:29,292 Of course I will do it again. 1027 01:16:29,417 --> 01:16:30,459 Why not? 1028 01:16:31,417 --> 01:16:32,251 Grow up will you? 1029 01:16:33,834 --> 01:16:36,084 Why do you always look down on things that matter to me? 1030 01:16:36,209 --> 01:16:39,709 Things that matter to you are things that hurt you? 1031 01:16:42,459 --> 01:16:43,167 Fine 1032 01:16:43,292 --> 01:16:43,917 I am childish. 1033 01:16:44,042 --> 01:16:46,126 And that's why I would go after such a good school girl like you 1034 01:16:46,251 --> 01:16:48,459 I am this naive so I could chase you for so long. 1035 01:16:55,209 --> 01:16:57,459 Stop trying then. 1036 01:17:10,542 --> 01:17:11,501 Idiot. 1037 01:17:11,876 --> 01:17:14,126 Right! I am an idiot. 1038 01:17:15,542 --> 01:17:16,584 Moron. 1039 01:17:17,209 --> 01:17:19,126 Only a moron can keep on trying to chase after you for such a long time. 1040 01:17:20,917 --> 01:17:22,459 You don't understand anything. 1041 01:17:22,917 --> 01:17:24,667 No, I don't understand anything. 1042 01:17:31,917 --> 01:17:35,417 The cruelest part in “growing up” 1043 01:17:36,126 --> 01:17:38,792 is that girls are always more mature than guys of the same age. 1044 01:17:39,959 --> 01:17:44,251 No guys can handle girls at their age. 1045 01:17:46,876 --> 01:17:48,126 What? A big fight? 1046 01:17:48,251 --> 01:17:50,501 Does that mean you are not going to be a couple after this? 1047 01:17:50,626 --> 01:17:52,376 What's your problem? 1048 01:17:52,501 --> 01:17:54,667 For real? Not plans of making up? 1049 01:17:54,792 --> 01:17:56,792 Oh yes, so I have a chance now? 1050 01:17:56,917 --> 01:17:58,501 Tsao took off right away on his motorcycle 1051 01:17:58,626 --> 01:18:01,709 and rode from Tainan to Taipei. 1052 01:18:01,834 --> 01:18:03,876 He was ready to confess his love to Shen Chia-Yi. 1053 01:18:05,001 --> 01:18:08,042 A-Ho, on the other hand, bought a ticket for the next train. 1054 01:18:17,542 --> 01:18:18,876 It turned out that 1055 01:18:19,417 --> 01:18:21,042 the train is faster 1056 01:18:23,292 --> 01:18:25,334 I know we have always been good friends. 1057 01:18:26,501 --> 01:18:33,751 But somehow I always knew that Ko-Teng is the one. 1058 01:18:37,501 --> 01:18:39,376 Being childish is something that 1059 01:18:40,084 --> 01:18:42,167 I can never learn. 1060 01:18:43,834 --> 01:18:49,376 Even though you said you hate childish guys. 1061 01:18:50,251 --> 01:18:52,542 Every time when you called Ko-Teng childish 1062 01:18:52,667 --> 01:18:54,334 I can tell how much you like that childishness in him. 1063 01:18:57,209 --> 01:18:59,209 Why are you telling me this now? 1064 01:19:01,251 --> 01:19:02,667 If I don't do anything now 1065 01:19:04,001 --> 01:19:05,542 you guys will get back together eventually. 1066 01:19:05,667 --> 01:19:06,834 Right? 1067 01:19:13,959 --> 01:19:15,167 I am sorry. 1068 01:19:16,667 --> 01:19:19,001 Since you guys are not in good terms now, I would like to take my chances. 1069 01:19:51,251 --> 01:19:56,584 When Tsao saw A-Ho and Shen Chia-Yi walked across the street, he took off again. 1070 01:19:57,792 --> 01:20:02,126 This time, he rode his way around the whole island. 1071 01:20:06,834 --> 01:20:08,292 When Tsao made it to Tainan 1072 01:20:08,417 --> 01:20:11,876 he took the wrong exit so he went straight to Chiayi. 1073 01:20:12,001 --> 01:20:16,584 Then he thought why not just take another round around Taiwan. 1074 01:20:17,292 --> 01:20:20,417 This time, he stopped to picked me up. 1075 01:20:24,917 --> 01:20:26,084 What? 1076 01:20:31,876 --> 01:20:33,209 Fuck. 1077 01:20:36,126 --> 01:20:37,126 What do you want? 1078 01:20:37,251 --> 01:20:38,542 Hit me back. 1079 01:20:42,917 --> 01:20:44,709 What's your freaking problem? 1080 01:20:45,917 --> 01:20:47,417 Idiot? 1081 01:21:06,084 --> 01:21:07,209 I was heart broken 1082 01:21:08,792 --> 01:21:10,667 I had lost Shen Chia-Yi. 1083 01:21:12,251 --> 01:21:16,584 There was nothing left in me 1084 01:21:21,584 --> 01:21:24,626 I met quite a lot of girls after I lost Shen Chia-Yi. 1085 01:21:24,751 --> 01:21:27,542 It's just that they all happened to be Japanese. 1086 01:21:27,667 --> 01:21:30,334 For that, I felt there was something missing in my heart. 1087 01:21:31,001 --> 01:21:32,376 Sakuragi Hanamichi was right. 1088 01:21:32,501 --> 01:21:33,876 You can only use one hand, your left hand. 1089 01:21:34,001 --> 01:21:36,501 Because you need your right hand on the mouse. 1090 01:21:39,751 --> 01:21:42,126 What's the point of us masturbating all day long? 1091 01:21:42,251 --> 01:21:43,292 Who cares? 1092 01:21:43,417 --> 01:21:44,542 As long as I get to ejaculate, who cares! 1093 01:21:44,667 --> 01:21:46,751 I am coming, I am coming, I AM COMING! 1094 01:21:47,209 --> 01:21:49,709 Even though getting a diploma might not be crucial 1095 01:21:50,167 --> 01:21:52,084 but a bachelor degree seems to be not enough 1096 01:21:52,334 --> 01:21:55,709 I admit that I might be childish, just like how Shen Chia-Yi described me. 1097 01:21:56,126 --> 01:21:57,626 A-Ho has been a really good friend of mine. 1098 01:21:57,751 --> 01:22:01,209 But I just couldn't bring myself to congratulate him. 1099 01:22:05,834 --> 01:22:07,584 It'd be nice to plan things ahead. 1100 01:22:07,709 --> 01:22:10,334 We should start thinking about graduate schools. 1101 01:22:10,459 --> 01:22:12,876 If you really want to be a teacher. 1102 01:22:13,001 --> 01:22:15,542 Then getting a Master of education would be nice. 1103 01:22:16,459 --> 01:22:20,626 At least people will pay you more in the future. 1104 01:23:10,626 --> 01:23:13,959 A-Ho was with Shen Chia-Yi for only five months. 1105 01:23:14,417 --> 01:23:17,834 But that was more than enough to make me jealous like hell. 1106 01:24:39,501 --> 01:24:40,501 Fuck, what's happening? 1107 01:24:40,626 --> 01:24:41,834 Shit. 1108 01:24:41,959 --> 01:24:46,042 Fuck, what's going on! 1109 01:24:46,167 --> 01:24:51,042 Ghost! Ghost! Let's get the hell out of here! 1110 01:24:53,501 --> 01:24:56,334 Shit... ghost? Where? Where? 1111 01:24:57,667 --> 01:24:58,834 This is crazy, man! 1112 01:24:59,959 --> 01:25:02,501 My mom just called and said that the hotel next to my house just collapsed. 1113 01:25:02,626 --> 01:25:03,792 You are from Taipei, aren't you? 1114 01:25:03,917 --> 01:25:05,667 So the epicenter is in Taipei? 1115 01:25:06,501 --> 01:25:08,501 It's too crowded here, the system is probably overloaded. 1116 01:25:08,626 --> 01:25:11,292 Try to give it a shot at somewhere less crowded. 1117 01:25:11,417 --> 01:25:12,792 Are you sure? 1118 01:25:12,917 --> 01:25:14,334 I don't know. 1119 01:26:42,834 --> 01:26:44,042 Hello. 1120 01:26:44,417 --> 01:26:45,334 Ko-Teng? 1121 01:26:46,376 --> 01:26:47,251 I am safe, don't worry. 1122 01:26:47,376 --> 01:26:49,042 Everyone is out on the street, though. 1123 01:26:49,167 --> 01:26:50,167 Thank god 1124 01:26:50,292 --> 01:26:51,709 I heard that the epicenter is in Taipei. 1125 01:26:51,834 --> 01:26:53,834 And the whole building collapsed 1126 01:26:56,042 --> 01:26:57,501 anyway. 1127 01:26:57,876 --> 01:26:59,626 Good to hear that you are safe. 1128 01:27:01,334 --> 01:27:02,667 Thank you. 1129 01:27:10,376 --> 01:27:11,751 Alright then 1130 01:27:12,959 --> 01:27:14,917 better go. 1131 01:27:15,042 --> 01:27:16,292 Wait a minute 1132 01:27:16,417 --> 01:27:17,251 I am touched, really. 1133 01:27:17,626 --> 01:27:19,292 Yeah right. 1134 01:27:19,417 --> 01:27:21,709 You are the girl that I chased for years! 1135 01:27:21,834 --> 01:27:23,209 Who else is going to share this memory with me 1136 01:27:23,334 --> 01:27:25,626 if you are gone. 1137 01:27:26,209 --> 01:27:27,459 Hey, come on. 1138 01:27:27,584 --> 01:27:29,292 You didn't even try to contact me in the past two years. 1139 01:27:29,751 --> 01:27:31,209 You didn't call either. 1140 01:27:31,334 --> 01:27:32,459 How dare you mention it. 1141 01:27:34,126 --> 01:27:36,292 So, what have you been doing lately? 1142 01:27:36,417 --> 01:27:37,751 Nothing much, really. 1143 01:27:37,876 --> 01:27:39,542 Same old thing, studying. 1144 01:27:40,167 --> 01:27:41,292 What about you? 1145 01:27:41,417 --> 01:27:43,001 Still skipping classes? 1146 01:27:43,126 --> 01:27:44,376 Of course 1147 01:27:44,501 --> 01:27:46,167 I never liked studying anyway 1148 01:27:46,292 --> 01:27:48,001 I only studied because of you. 1149 01:27:48,626 --> 01:27:50,709 Wow! So sweet. 1150 01:27:51,292 --> 01:27:54,167 We had a long chat that night, talking about the old days. 1151 01:27:55,126 --> 01:27:58,959 The old days when I tried everything to get closer to her. 1152 01:27:59,459 --> 01:28:01,626 So, do you have a boyfriend now? 1153 01:28:02,126 --> 01:28:03,542 It's none of your business. 1154 01:28:07,709 --> 01:28:09,209 I...um... 1155 01:28:09,709 --> 01:28:11,792 I... was with A-Ho for a while 1156 01:28:12,334 --> 01:28:13,084 I know 1157 01:28:13,209 --> 01:28:14,334 I heard. 1158 01:28:14,459 --> 01:28:15,917 Why did you guys split up? 1159 01:28:16,334 --> 01:28:19,042 I didn't want to ask him cause that just made me want to kick his ass. 1160 01:28:19,626 --> 01:28:21,042 Was he mean to you? 1161 01:28:21,709 --> 01:28:23,126 Not really 1162 01:28:24,251 --> 01:28:28,292 I just felt that he didn't like me that much. 1163 01:28:29,042 --> 01:28:31,584 No, A-Ho was crazy about you, head over heels! 1164 01:28:33,959 --> 01:28:39,917 Having being loved by you makes it harder for me to feel other's love. 1165 01:28:40,501 --> 01:28:42,584 You are kidding me right? 1166 01:28:43,001 --> 01:28:45,709 Don't ruin it now. 1167 01:28:48,959 --> 01:28:50,626 Hey, Shen Chia-Yi. 1168 01:28:52,501 --> 01:28:53,917 Can I ask you a question? 1169 01:28:54,042 --> 01:28:57,376 Why didn't you want to be with me at that time? 1170 01:28:58,917 --> 01:29:00,709 You know... 1171 01:29:01,459 --> 01:29:03,501 People always say that the most wonderful time of a relationship 1172 01:29:03,626 --> 01:29:05,417 happens before it really happens. 1173 01:29:06,501 --> 01:29:08,292 When two people are together. 1174 01:29:08,959 --> 01:29:12,001 The magic vanishes easily. 1175 01:29:12,959 --> 01:29:16,917 So I thought it'd be better if I let you chase me longer. 1176 01:29:17,042 --> 01:29:21,376 Otherwise, if we got together right away, it'd be less fun. 1177 01:29:21,709 --> 01:29:23,209 Man, that's slack! 1178 01:29:30,459 --> 01:29:31,834 Shen Chia-Yi. 1179 01:29:32,751 --> 01:29:35,667 Do you believe in parallel universe? 1180 01:29:39,667 --> 01:29:45,376 Maybe in that universe, we are together. 1181 01:29:47,126 --> 01:29:48,834 How I envy them. 1182 01:29:54,084 --> 01:29:56,626 Thank you for liking me. 1183 01:30:01,751 --> 01:30:03,334 Yes. 1184 01:30:04,001 --> 01:30:05,792 Thank you for letting me like you in those years. 1185 01:30:07,334 --> 01:30:11,084 You are always the apple of my eye. 1186 01:30:19,876 --> 01:30:20,792 Then it came to Senior year. 1187 01:30:20,917 --> 01:30:24,167 Everyone around me was preparing for grad schools 1188 01:30:24,292 --> 01:30:26,667 I had no idea what I wanted to do at that time. 1189 01:30:26,792 --> 01:30:29,959 Everyone was studying so hard and it made me nervous. 1190 01:30:30,084 --> 01:30:32,626 So I decided to join them in the library. 1191 01:30:34,792 --> 01:30:38,917 And out of the blue, I started to write stories on my blog. 1192 01:31:16,792 --> 01:31:19,667 Tsao didn't make his way to NBA. 1193 01:31:19,792 --> 01:31:21,792 He ended up selling second hand cars. 1194 01:31:22,501 --> 01:31:23,834 And it turned out he's pretty good at it. 1195 01:31:23,959 --> 01:31:26,001 On average, he sells one car every other day. 1196 01:31:26,126 --> 01:31:26,792 Unbelievable. 1197 01:31:26,917 --> 01:31:28,626 The engine never lies. 1198 01:31:28,751 --> 01:31:29,334 Here. 1199 01:31:29,459 --> 01:31:31,584 Put your foot on the gas gently. 1200 01:31:38,251 --> 01:31:40,251 Hear that sound? 1201 01:31:40,376 --> 01:31:43,917 It's this powerful before we upgrade it, can you imagine if we do? 1202 01:31:44,042 --> 01:31:47,084 I bet it is going to run over 2000 rpm when it hits the road. 1203 01:31:47,209 --> 01:31:50,209 The horsepower is beyond your imagination. 1204 01:31:50,667 --> 01:31:51,834 What do you think? You like it? 1205 01:31:51,959 --> 01:31:52,626 I like it. 1206 01:31:52,751 --> 01:31:55,084 Well then, how about we take this beast out for a ride? 1207 01:31:55,209 --> 01:31:55,709 Okay. 1208 01:31:56,251 --> 01:31:57,209 GO 1209 01:31:58,876 --> 01:32:00,917 Groin passed the government worker's exam. 1210 01:32:01,042 --> 01:32:03,917 He is now working as a librarian. 1211 01:32:04,042 --> 01:32:06,709 Which he gets to play perform magic to young innocent girls every day. 1212 01:32:08,542 --> 01:32:12,542 See this book? Blow on it. 1213 01:32:19,542 --> 01:32:20,834 Now, pay attention. 1214 01:32:24,501 --> 01:32:26,209 Are you nuts? 1215 01:32:26,667 --> 01:32:27,834 Stop there. 1216 01:32:28,251 --> 01:32:31,042 A-Ho became an insurance sales man. 1217 01:32:31,167 --> 01:32:32,584 He loves driving his car. 1218 01:32:32,709 --> 01:32:37,376 Every day he spends about 12 hours in it, even though it's tough 1219 01:32:37,501 --> 01:32:39,251 I do believe he will succeed one day. 1220 01:32:39,376 --> 01:32:43,334 After all he is the only person who has officially dated Shen Chia-Yi. 1221 01:32:49,042 --> 01:32:50,501 Hello, is this Mr. Lee? 1222 01:32:50,626 --> 01:32:52,626 Yes, speaking. 1223 01:32:52,751 --> 01:32:55,542 Hi, remember the insurance plan that I talked to you about last time? 1224 01:32:55,667 --> 01:32:57,292 I have already gathered all the information for you. 1225 01:32:57,417 --> 01:33:01,126 Just wondering when is a good time to pay you a visit in your office. 1226 01:33:03,209 --> 01:33:08,709 Boner flew to America for graduate school immediately after his military service. 1227 01:33:08,834 --> 01:33:10,626 Boner's English sucked 1228 01:33:10,751 --> 01:33:14,292 I don't know how the hell he had the guts to go to the States. 1229 01:33:14,417 --> 01:33:17,709 Perhaps he wanted to masturbate in a different country. 1230 01:33:17,834 --> 01:33:21,167 If you can't stand it, just come back, understand? 1231 01:33:21,292 --> 01:33:23,417 Ma, stop talking nonsense 1232 01:33:23,542 --> 01:33:25,167 I am serious. 1233 01:33:25,292 --> 01:33:26,959 If it's too hard, then just come back 1234 01:33:27,084 --> 01:33:29,042 I will not blame you, I promise. 1235 01:33:33,126 --> 01:33:35,042 Fine, I got it. 1236 01:33:40,667 --> 01:33:43,126 Okay, it's dad's turn to say good-bye now. 1237 01:33:48,167 --> 01:33:51,917 Two years gone by while Boner was overseas. 1238 01:33:54,084 --> 01:33:56,126 Oh, yes, and there is Hu Chia-Wei. 1239 01:34:02,626 --> 01:34:05,042 That girl who always drew retarded stuff in her books. 1240 01:34:05,167 --> 01:34:07,667 She now has another name. 1241 01:34:07,792 --> 01:34:09,251 Wan Wan. 1242 01:34:13,917 --> 01:34:16,501 So it proves that those who realize their dreams 1243 01:34:16,626 --> 01:34:18,542 are often not the most clever ones in school. 1244 01:34:19,001 --> 01:34:22,834 But they are definitely those who persist till the end 1245 01:34:25,084 --> 01:34:27,584 I am very glad that I was wrong. 1246 01:34:32,417 --> 01:34:35,126 When Boner came home with a foreign degree 1247 01:34:35,251 --> 01:34:37,209 I received a phone call. 1248 01:34:41,667 --> 01:34:42,709 Hello. 1249 01:34:42,834 --> 01:34:45,126 Hello, old friend, are you busy? 1250 01:34:45,626 --> 01:34:46,959 Of course I am busy 1251 01:34:47,584 --> 01:34:51,334 I don't care, there is something that I want you to be the first to know. 1252 01:34:51,876 --> 01:34:52,584 What is it? 1253 01:34:52,709 --> 01:34:55,376 You got time for me to go after you again? 1254 01:34:56,501 --> 01:34:58,626 Not this time, I am afraid. 1255 01:34:58,751 --> 01:34:59,917 Why? 1256 01:35:10,292 --> 01:35:11,084 Hurry up! 1257 01:35:11,209 --> 01:35:12,501 It's a big day today. 1258 01:35:13,251 --> 01:35:15,334 You want to make the bride wait for you? 1259 01:35:22,292 --> 01:35:23,667 Cheers. 1260 01:35:25,417 --> 01:35:26,292 Regret it now? 1261 01:35:26,417 --> 01:35:29,167 I was so available back then, but you guys all went for Shen Chia-Yi. 1262 01:35:30,001 --> 01:35:31,209 So does that mean I still have a chance? 1263 01:35:31,334 --> 01:35:33,376 You suck! 1264 01:35:34,334 --> 01:35:35,376 I got to tell you something 1265 01:35:35,501 --> 01:35:37,709 I wasn't really serious about chasing after Shen Chia-Yi before. 1266 01:35:37,834 --> 01:35:39,042 Why? 1267 01:35:39,167 --> 01:35:41,042 I just didn't want to miss out. 1268 01:35:41,167 --> 01:35:43,209 Everyone went after her, so I did, too. 1269 01:35:47,542 --> 01:35:48,501 In comparison to me 1270 01:35:48,626 --> 01:35:50,667 I must say, you guys are shameless. 1271 01:35:50,792 --> 01:35:52,792 She is the bride today, but none of you is the groom. 1272 01:35:52,917 --> 01:35:55,334 How dare you guys show your faces at this wedding. 1273 01:35:55,459 --> 01:35:57,084 Shameless! 1274 01:35:57,792 --> 01:35:58,709 Hsu Bo-Chun. 1275 01:35:58,834 --> 01:35:59,876 Kiss my ass. 1276 01:36:00,001 --> 01:36:01,292 Just drink! 1277 01:36:02,167 --> 01:36:04,167 Oh, please, I have dated her, haven't I? 1278 01:36:04,542 --> 01:36:05,834 That was a scam. 1279 01:36:05,959 --> 01:36:07,001 Exactly, cheater! 1280 01:36:07,126 --> 01:36:09,626 Hey, let's make a bet. 1281 01:36:09,751 --> 01:36:10,834 Let's do paper, scissors stone. 1282 01:36:10,959 --> 01:36:12,334 The loser 1283 01:36:12,459 --> 01:36:17,584 will have to trip the groom when they walk in later. 1284 01:36:17,709 --> 01:36:21,209 What the hell was that? It's embarrassing! 1285 01:36:21,334 --> 01:36:24,876 You guys are mean. Can't you just show some love to the couple? 1286 01:36:25,126 --> 01:36:26,334 You won't understand. 1287 01:36:26,459 --> 01:36:29,417 If you really like a girl. 1288 01:36:29,542 --> 01:36:33,251 It is impossible to see her marry to another guy and still bless them. 1289 01:36:33,542 --> 01:36:34,126 That's right. 1290 01:36:34,251 --> 01:36:37,501 True love means someone should sneak up and stabs the groom in the back. 1291 01:36:37,626 --> 01:36:39,292 Correct. 1292 01:36:39,417 --> 01:36:42,626 Trip him! 1293 01:37:43,334 --> 01:37:44,834 But I am wrong. 1294 01:37:45,376 --> 01:37:49,834 In fact, when you really like a girl, you'd be happy for her. 1295 01:37:50,626 --> 01:37:53,917 When you see her finding her Mr. Right. 1296 01:37:54,292 --> 01:37:57,042 You will want them to be together. 1297 01:37:57,167 --> 01:38:00,167 And to live happily ever after. 1298 01:38:07,417 --> 01:38:08,834 Come closer. 1299 01:38:10,167 --> 01:38:11,292 One more, ready 1300 01:38:11,709 --> 01:38:13,001 1,2, 3, go. 1301 01:38:13,834 --> 01:38:14,709 OK 1302 01:38:15,626 --> 01:38:19,084 Congratulations, happy marriage. 1303 01:38:19,209 --> 01:38:19,792 Come, quickly 1304 01:38:19,917 --> 01:38:20,876 I want to stand next to Shen Chia-Yi. 1305 01:38:21,001 --> 01:38:22,209 We should take more photos. 1306 01:38:25,126 --> 01:38:25,959 How do I look? Get a pretty one for me. 1307 01:38:26,084 --> 01:38:28,459 All right. Here it comes. 1308 01:38:28,584 --> 01:38:29,667 Ready. 1309 01:38:31,084 --> 01:38:32,626 Ok, one, two, three, go. 1310 01:38:33,917 --> 01:38:35,959 One more, one, two, three... done. 1311 01:38:37,209 --> 01:38:37,626 OK 1312 01:38:37,751 --> 01:38:38,417 Thank you. 1313 01:38:38,542 --> 01:38:41,334 Hey, man, we have a suggestion. 1314 01:38:41,459 --> 01:38:42,376 About what? 1315 01:38:42,501 --> 01:38:44,167 See, the thing is that we have loaded you with cash. 1316 01:38:44,626 --> 01:38:47,876 Don't you think we have the right to kiss the bride? 1317 01:38:49,126 --> 01:38:52,167 Well, I am fine if she says fine. 1318 01:38:55,459 --> 01:38:56,126 Well, fine. 1319 01:38:59,334 --> 01:39:01,542 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1320 01:39:01,667 --> 01:39:04,584 You can kiss the bride. 1321 01:39:04,709 --> 01:39:06,501 But you have to kiss me first. 1322 01:39:06,626 --> 01:39:08,542 Kiss me the way you want to kiss her, so that's fair. 1323 01:39:10,876 --> 01:39:12,459 Bullshit! 1324 01:39:12,584 --> 01:39:13,876 What kind of rule is that? 1325 01:39:14,001 --> 01:39:15,251 Yeah, no way. 1326 01:39:15,376 --> 01:39:16,542 Don't be stingy. 1327 01:39:16,667 --> 01:39:18,667 That is not right. 1328 01:39:20,292 --> 01:39:21,959 Well then... sorry. 1329 01:39:22,084 --> 01:39:24,001 Ha, ha... Look at yourself, guys. 1330 01:40:25,667 --> 01:40:26,876 What? 1331 01:40:28,209 --> 01:40:29,626 Thank you for yesterday. 1332 01:40:30,751 --> 01:40:31,626 Are you for real? 1333 01:40:31,751 --> 01:40:33,334 A quiz made out of love... 1334 01:40:35,667 --> 01:40:37,001 You made so many mistakes. 1335 01:40:37,126 --> 01:40:39,667 You did the problems without reading the exercise book, didn't you? 1336 01:40:46,167 --> 01:40:47,167 Shen Chia-Yi. 1337 01:40:47,292 --> 01:40:48,709 You were so cool when you shouted at him. 1338 01:40:48,834 --> 01:40:50,417 You look so pretty when you cry, too. 1339 01:41:13,584 --> 01:41:17,042 Even though we are not seeing each other yet. 1340 01:41:17,167 --> 01:41:20,334 But those guys who you don't even know. 1341 01:41:20,459 --> 01:41:22,334 Can you not let them hold your hands? 1342 01:41:22,917 --> 01:41:24,292 I haven't even held them myself. 1343 01:41:38,251 --> 01:41:40,709 You held this game and got yourself hurt. 1344 01:41:40,834 --> 01:41:42,459 How can you be so childish? 1345 01:41:42,792 --> 01:41:43,959 Childish? 1346 01:41:46,251 --> 01:41:47,251 Yes, childish. 1347 01:41:47,376 --> 01:41:48,584 Very childish and totally immature. 1348 01:42:02,209 --> 01:42:03,459 Idiot. 1349 01:42:03,584 --> 01:42:05,917 Yes, I am an idiot. 1350 01:42:08,959 --> 01:42:10,459 Moron. 1351 01:42:10,584 --> 01:42:12,584 Only a moron can keep on trying to chase you for such a long time. 1352 01:42:14,417 --> 01:42:16,209 You don't understand anything. 1353 01:42:16,334 --> 01:42:18,209 You're right, I don't! 1354 01:42:58,209 --> 01:42:59,251 Sorry 1355 01:42:59,376 --> 01:43:00,876 I was the immature one. 1356 01:43:18,459 --> 01:43:22,417 Being able to solve these tricky math questions does not help anything in life! 1357 01:43:22,542 --> 01:43:23,584 You want to bet? 1358 01:43:23,709 --> 01:43:26,542 I won't even know what “log” means ten years later. 1359 01:43:26,667 --> 01:43:28,292 And it doesn't make my life any harder. 1360 01:43:28,417 --> 01:43:29,542 Emmmm. 1361 01:43:31,001 --> 01:43:32,292 You don't believe me 1362 01:43:32,417 --> 01:43:33,501 I do believe you. 1363 01:43:33,626 --> 01:43:35,584 Then, why do you still work so hard? 1364 01:43:36,626 --> 01:43:39,209 You don't expect returns from everything you do. 1365 01:43:52,834 --> 01:43:54,542 Do you want to know the answer? 1366 01:43:57,001 --> 01:44:01,626 If Ko Ching-Teng comes and confesses to me I will be very happy. 1367 01:44:08,667 --> 01:44:11,042 Shen Chia-Yi 1368 01:44:11,167 --> 01:44:14,751 I like you very much. 1369 01:44:15,584 --> 01:44:20,084 (Ok, let's be together) 1370 01:44:21,417 --> 01:44:23,251 How I envy them. 1371 01:44:27,459 --> 01:44:29,459 Thank you for liking me. 1372 01:44:56,209 --> 01:44:58,042 Well then, I am just going to keep on acting childish. 1373 01:44:59,876 --> 01:45:01,459 Sure, why not! 1374 01:45:08,209 --> 01:45:11,584 (Happy Marriage, to the apple of my eye) 1375 01:45:31,209 --> 01:45:32,584 Hey, Yankees. 1376 01:45:32,959 --> 01:45:34,167 Yeah! 1377 01:45:36,084 --> 01:45:36,917 A- Chian. 1378 01:45:52,584 --> 01:45:53,792 Hey, Ko-Teng. 1379 01:45:54,167 --> 01:45:57,501 Have you thought about writing our story? 1380 01:45:58,876 --> 01:46:00,501 Of course I did! 1381 01:46:01,167 --> 01:46:03,917 I just haven't come up a good name to start with. 1382 01:46:05,751 --> 01:46:08,251 Hey, can you leave out the part which I was masturbating? 1383 01:46:10,167 --> 01:46:11,917 Sorry man... that has to be in the story. 1384 01:46:12,834 --> 01:46:14,459 If you really are going to write it. 1385 01:46:15,667 --> 01:46:17,084 Don't forget to let your readers know how handsome I am. 1386 01:46:18,667 --> 01:46:20,334 By the way, can you put in some dating advertisements for me, too! 1387 01:46:21,126 --> 01:46:22,667 Come on, I thought you are going after Wan Wan? 1388 01:46:25,042 --> 01:46:26,126 Haha, doesn't really matter. 1389 01:48:22,251 --> 01:48:25,167 This is the last image we shot before wrapping up shooting. 1390 01:48:25,292 --> 01:48:27,959 The director conspired with the make-up artist to prank the cast. 1391 01:48:28,084 --> 01:48:30,959 And painted Michelle Chen's face into...