Fellow students
The last 3 years have been amazing
Thanks to your hard work
It's now time for us to part ways
Mingyang University senior class!
Congratulations, you've graduated!
We've graduated!
Where's Kimmy?
Kimmy!
Where is she?
Kimmy!
Don't come any closer!
Any closer and I'll jump!
What's wrong?
You were fine just now
I just got dumped
He said...
since I'm leaving for the US tomorrow
he lost faith in our relationship
You mean the literature guy?
Didn't you want to break up with him?
Why kill yourself over him?
No
I'm doing this for myself...
to end my tragic life
Your tragic life?
You even get to study in the US
Just get down, stop whining!
She's right, stop playing around
I'm starving
Let's go eat, okay?
Do you two even care about me?
I don't want to go to the US
I hate speaking English
Why am I being forced to go?
YOU!
Call my dad
Tell him to come...
to see how he's killing me
- Fine - Hurry!
I'll do it...
Where's my phone?
Xiwen!
Film this
What's happening?
Why wait for your dad?
Let's do it now!
- What? - Let's jump together!
Recording!
Any last words for him?
Anything to say?
- Are you ready? - No
Jump on three
One
Two
Three!
Help!
She got stuck
Want me to film this?
Film what?
Help me!
It's recording anyway, just smile
Sorry...
They rescued me
Who would believe she would jump?
Did you believe it at the time?
No way! She turns everything...
into a big drama
Plus she's so into prettiness,
how would she jump?
It would ruin her face
Exactly
Let's start by talking about... men?
If your man cheated on you
would you prefer he had...
paid sex...
with a prostitute
or a one-night stand?
One-night stand, of course. Paying for sex is pathetic
If he needs to pay for sex, what does that say about me?
It's like... hello?
If he's safe...
So, no paying for sex?
What I mean is...
If you pay for sex, then it's...
Hello?
Paying for sex is better...
as long as he's safe
How would you know?
Safe means it's 'clean'
Paying for sex is like eating fast food
Eat and run
It's just sex
Why can't he eat at home?
You think it's cleaner?
If he tried to pick up girls
at bars...
You can imagine...
to impress the girl, say things like...
You see?
- Prostitutes come and go - And you?
This talk makes me feel uncomfortable
Why do you torture me like that?
I'm still hoping for...
True love
I'm not listening
For a healthy sex life...
Really?
We're starting a family!
He's a busy man
How many times a month?
Per year?
Per month?
He's going to see this!
No, he won't...
Liar, blur my face
What's the ideal number?
Say it...
My ideal is no sex...
or once a month!
I knew it
- She's... - Frigid!
Thank you, see you next time
Xiaomei
Give us a second
- A year and a half - Ah...
I have an idea
For 'Women's Private Parts, ' you'll be the director
- I'll just be the host - Really?
Yes, I would like to give you a chance
Thank you, Director
- Do your best! - Yes
My boss suddenly needs me to escort him to Thailand
Our flight leaves at 5pm
Do you really have to go?
But we have an appointment with the wedding planner
Alright
See you at the airport
I'm leaving now
Kimmy, I have to go!
Xiwen!
You don't need to run
I was afraid I'd miss you
Your passport
Have you eaten yet? Are you hungry?
I'll eat on the plane
Airplane food is horrible
I'll get you something better, just wait
Don't bother
I'm boarding soon
I'll be quick. You check in first
- Welcome - Hello
Hi..
Hello
My boyfriend is in a hurry
May I go first?
Sure, no problem
Thank you.
No worries
Hello
I want a soy latte with...
an extra shot of espresso
and a club sandwich, no tomatoes...
toasted, no crust, to go...
quickly, thanks
Thank you
No worries
I'm sorry
The order I just placed...
Cancel it
I'm sorry
Please look at today's menu
Do you like?
What do you wish to eat?
Pick one
You're taking too long
I'll go first, this one
Look at his massive chest
That feels good
He's not a woman,
what does he need a big chest for?
Plus, his chest is bigger than yours
That's no good
How about this one?
No way
- Why? - Sis
His nose is too small
So what?
Small nose...
means small down there
If it's small...
once it's in...
you can't find it!
You're sick
You can't find it!
What are you talking about?
We're choosing men
Small ones...
have no feeling
Come on, pick one!
Have you picked the groomsmen yet?
Let's see...
What about him?
Accountant, recently broke up
Will he do?
He looks a bit goofy...
and accountants are boring
You're so picky
Let's do this later
- Help me choose a gown first - Alright
I found this bridal shop
on the Esquire website
but it's a little pricey
Don't worry
- Really? - Yes, really!
Use your sexual wiles to get me a good discount, okay?
Okay
- I need to pee - Go
Hello...
It's Kimmy here, I...
What the fuck?
What's up?
Nothing...
Why don't you give Lin a call now
Find out how many suits he needs
He's in a meeting
I'll call him later
Okay?
If he gets mad, I'll say it was your idea
Fine
Stop shushing me
He's in a meeting
I want soup and salad
Lin Jie...
I'm in a meeting
Still in a meeting?
It's nothing, I found a bridal shop
and Kimmy can get us a discount...
Why are you whispering?
He's in a meeting
- Come with me! - I was thinking...
- Let's talk after the meeting... - Just come!
Alright?
Who is he meeting with?
Did you know he has a fiancée?
Xiwen...
You bitch, don't even look at me!
Why? Are you going to cry?
- She's my... - Shut up!
- Xiwen! - Lin Jie!
Excuse me, miss
- Where are you going? - Exactly!
Don't even think about it
Xiwen!
Go away!
Xiwen!
Go away!
I don't want to hear your excuses!
- I'm not listening! - Xiewen!
I'm not listening!
You have to listen!
I'm sorry
l am in love with Beibei
Let's break up
Xiwen
Let's go back to your room, okay?
It's not comfortable lying here
Actually, I've always thought...
that Lin wasn't good enough for you
Do you know why?
Because you're the best
Stop crying
Xiwen
I know you're hurt
I wish I could share your pain
You can't go on like this
You need to get back on your feet...
you can be even happier than before
Okay?
Whenever I'm upset
you're always there to comfort me
I just want you to know...
if you want to lie here all night long
we'll stay with you
If you want to get drunk
I'll drink with you
And when you're drunk
I'll take care of you
We'll always...
always be together
My dear...
let's go get changed
Take a shower and you'll feel better
That's right
You didn't even wash your face
You stink
It's true, you stink
You can't just lie here forever
It's time to get up
We'll give you a hand
One
Two
Three
Good girl
Come...
Let me in first...
Hold her
Wait for me
Alright
Open your month, I'll brush your teeth
I'll give you a facial later
That's cute
Do you see this?
Can you see?
What the...
- Kimmy! - Smile
Coming! What the...
- Don't fall - Kimmy!
I'll be right back
Corning!
Hurry!
Stop shouting! I'm already exhausted
Guess what I found
What?
What is it?
So...
What are you up to?
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
It's all new stock!
Look at this one
Which one do you prefer?
This one?
We're shopping! Wake up!
Do you like this hat?
No, this one...
Do you like flowers...
Be gentle!
The belt...
The leopard skin hat...
Give me two pairs, one for my mom
It's not our money!
We'll take them all
Here
I want this in size 8
And this hat...
size Large
These are all for you
They suit you
Miss
Yeah!
We maxed it out!
Yeah!
Ang Lee agreed to attend the company's anniversary party
He'll depart from London a day before
Very good
Not yet
They don't know if he can make it
Try your best
Jiu Tian is very important to the party
His presence will boost our image
Okay, the next issue is...
the theme...
Kimmy, that's...
My friend
She was just dumped
Don't mind her
Continue with the meeting
Please roll her back in
Thanks
What I want to discuss is...
the color of the invitation card
I think it's unappealing
Try these designs in white
Remember...
our theme is 'bling-bling'
Wait
Don't move!
Excuse me
I'm sorry, Kimmy
Never mind. Go back there
My dear...
What are you looking at?
Go on with the meeting
This does not concern you, leave now
And come back in 3 hours
Ok...
You must eat
Ahhm... we're going to eat some rice
Yum, yum, yum...
Open up...
Come on
You haven't eaten in 2 days!
What to do?
Milk?
Be good, drink some milk?
Milk, milk?
Drink some...
You like this, don't you?
I'll buy more
How about some more rice?
We're going to eat some rice...
Come on! Have a little...
Hello...
Have you reached the parking lot?
No place to park?
Use the disabled parking
Yes, my friend is umm...
My friend is...
in a wheelchair
Thanks, bye
What did you do?
Did you drink that?
No?
Are you screwing with me?
I'm sorry, I don't mean to...
I'm not mad at you
I'm not mad
I'm sorry, don't cry
Don't cry
Please don't cry...
I'm sorry...
Look at me...
You don't like that?
Come on, stop crying!
I have to go! You're still not eating!
More milk?
Welcome. Thank you...
Thank you so much
Sit down
Sounds good, thanks
Ya-ting, please serve them red wine
Thank you
When the interview starts...
Xiaomei
Someone's here for you
We're about to shoot
Can you look after her a little longer?
No way!
We had a deal
It's your turn to babysit tonight
Listen
She's gone crazy, she won't drink anything but this
Here
Oh, right...
When she uses the toilet...
- you have to wipe her ass - Just go...
- Keep her clean - Just go
Have a drink and relax
Say whatever you want
Don't be shy
Okay
So, are you all ready?
Yes
Xiaomei, we're ready
You okay?
- Okay! - Good
Roll!
So...
Let's start with...'men'
Okay?
Let's say...
one day on the street
cheating
Would you tell her?
I'd take pictures
Pictures?
Whatsapp her
- Whatsapp your friend? - Yes
Don't you think it's too cruel?
Yes, I think it's cruel
Are you afraid she wouldn't learn
the truth otherwise?
I'd tell her immediately
Xiaomei
What's that noise?
I'll go look
Stop crying...
Sorry but I have to take you outside
We're recording live, sorry...
You go home first
I'll look after her
I'll take her home once she wakes up
I think...
we can't go on like this
During the shoot...
I didn't know what I was doing
And you...
It's nothing
The real problem is...
How tragic
Let's think of a solution
Perhaps we can do something...
deeply moving...
to snap her out of it?
I have an idea!
The two of us...
can make love to ugly men for a week
That's moving!
Why the two of us?
You go by yourself
Yes!
No
You think of something then!
You have a better idea?
Here
Xiwen!
This is...
Stop shushing, she can't hear
This is...
your post-breakup performance chart
The green line is our projection
Can you see?
It's not good
Can you see?
She can't see...
move on
You'll never guess...
who's going to eat this steak
It's someone who never eats beef...
Xiaomei
She's starting now
So we're each
going to do the impossible for you...
Keep cutting
Keep going...
You see?
See how much we love you
Are you moved?
Very moving, swallow it
It won't work if you don't swallow
Your turn
You haven't finished yet!
I need some time
Alright
My turn
Xiwen
Since high school...
I've been wearing makeup everyday
But for you...
all my makeup
Can I eat steak instead?
Screw you!
Watch me
- Stand up - No
- Stand up! - There're many people
Do it for Xiwen!
Quick!
Turn!
Fine! Enough!
I'm awake now
That's enough
Wipe your face, it's so gross!
Thanks
She's responding...
That's right...
I'm hungry
The truth is...
Lin and I...
haven't made love in 6 months
No problem, I know lots of hot guys
Show her
Pick one
Choose the ones you like
- ' Yes? '
have a look
It's gorgeous, are there any more?
And this one
I like this one
- Let's talk later - Okay
"I'm here already"
I wish to hold you again in my next life
To love just you
and grow old together
Still we can't... end our love
Everybody sing together!
When I look back
the pain from longing still remains...
Thank you, everyone!
Hello!
Mr. Lin Jie
Why did you play me?
I wasted my youth on you
We were together for years!
Hurry up, she's already here
We must hurry
Guys, smile!
Smile more! Lighten up!
Be happy!
Where is she?
Xiwen!
Her bag is here
Her phone is here
"Are you alright? Should I come over?"
Lin Jie?
Hi!
You guys are all here?
What are you playing?
Xiwen
- Nice to meet you - Hello
Want a drink?
You still want to drink?
Of course!
- Why? - You're drunk
I'm not drunk
Cheers!
You don't drink?
Don't like drinking?
Only a little
Let's sing! Do you sing?
I can sing
Do you know "Endless Love“?
"Endless Love"...
Yes... l know the song
Let me do it
I can do it
Here...
"Endless Love"
I can't forget...
Why is it taking so long?
- Cue it up for me! - It's playing
You first
When I look back
the pain from longing still remains
How can I stop loving you?
Tonight you will come to understand
that we can't...
end our love
When I look back
the pain from longing still remains
Why still come to me...
and make my heart beat?
Are you alright?
Your friend?
Nope
Who's she with?
I don't know her
Isn't she with you?
Youre up?
I'm leaving
I'll take you home
No need, I'll be fine
You have no money, no phone
I think you entered the wrong room
I'll take you home
There's no taxi
It's probably because of the rain
Put this on
- No need... - It's okay
It's alright
It's Chilly
but I'm not cold
What is it?
The person who's nicest to me... would be a stranger
It's raining hard
but you still stay with me
You even offered me your jacket
You let me sing "Endless Love"...
It's alright
- ...over 20 times - Stop crying
Enough
- You even drank with me... - It's alright
Stop crying
I'll let go now
Don't cry
Thanks
Yes...
That's right
Call me if she returns
for her bag and phone
She's my friend
Please call me at this number, okay?
Thanks for your time, bye
Did you find her?
No
What about Lin Jie?
He's not answering
I'm home
Great
Thanks for the ride
Who's that?
Who's he? He's cute
Hang on
What's your name?
Are you her friend?
Bye now
Do you want some coffee?
It's hot
I knew you'd still be editing!
Unbelievable!
The party is about to start
You know I'm in charge tonight
You can't be late!
Where's your dress?
Just wait!
I need to finish this part
Who do you think you are?
The industry big shots aren't going to wait for you
Listen to me
Any one of tonight's guests could land you a movie deal
What do you think?
No!
Great editing! Look...
Ang Lee is coming too!
Ang Lee, he's your favorite!
Admission ticket
See you there!
Hurry up and get changed!
Okay!
' Bye-bye! ' Bye-bye!
I'll find you later
Hey. you came!
Cheater, you didn't empty your glass
This is my second glass
He lied
Excuse me
The man in the white suit
I see him. Hold this for me
Sorry to interrupt you
Those lights are pretty good but they're not exactly what I wanted
Excuse me
My name is Kimmy
- I'm the organizer... - Sorry...
I don't speak Chinese, sorry
Hi, my name is Kimmy. I'm the organizer for tonight
No!
So... excuse me.
It's such a sexy post. I love it!
You know, I must tell you...
I have a friend, she is really pretty
She's a really talented director,
I'd love to have her meet Ang Lee
You can have her come see me
Okay?
I'll be around
Wait
Seeing you is great
for just a little while
Maybe later, okay?
I love 'maybe, ' I'll wait here for you
- I'll come back and find you... - Okay
I love 'maybe'
Okay... Remember that thing?
Excuse me... sorry
What would you like?
Macallan 18
Ok
Excuse me
Sorry
Hi
I'm Kimmy
I'm the organizer for tonight
Jiu Tian
If I hold your hand
I can tell what you're thinking
Do you want to try?
Ok
Now pick a number
between 1 and 5
Don't tell me
Let me sense it...
I think I've got it...
5?
No?
I know why
Because it's too noisy here
Let's find someplace quieter?
Come
The number is 1
Wrong
I didn't pick a number
Are you playing with me?
Your words hurt! Look, I'm crying
I wasn't playing with you
That game is not fun enough
Got something else?
Yes
When this party is over,
I can play plenty of games with you
At least 10
- 10? - Yes
Make sure that they are fun enough
Sure...
Xiaomei, come here!
Let me introduce
Jiu Tian, Xiamei
I've heard of him
She's my best friend
She wants to be a director, that's why I brought her here...
to meet Ang Lee, but she was late
Sorry
You think meeting Ang Lee...
will help you become a director?
Of course it will
Ang Lee is a big director,
right?
Right
But I thought...
directors just needed to do their job
Ang Lee won't make your film for you
Besides, you look like...
you have more character than that
What's it to you?
Wow! So cool!
Then why grovel for Ang Lee?
What's your problem?
Mind your own business
What I mean is...
Ang Lee should be seeking you out, not the other way around
Yeah...
Musicians are weird
Let's get some drinks?
Come on
And you, don't go anywhere
We still have 10 games to play
Look at me!
Listen
What do you think of Jiu Tian?
What's there to say?
Who does he think he is? Lunatic!
I love lunatics!
Listen...
I told you to come earlier. Now look...
I don't know where Ang Lee is
I'll help you find him
Be good, wait for me over there
Get me a glass of white wine
Sure
A glass of white wine please
- Damn you! - I'm sorry...
Your voice just now was...
amazing
Can I record it?
Are you joking?
I'm serious
Can I record it?
I'm busy
This is Kilauea, a Hawaiian volcano
Want to hear a baby's first cry?
Can you let me record you?
Hi, Mr. Executive!
- Hello - I'm Kimmy, remember?
Yes
So...
Ang Lee?
Yes...
Ang Lee is in the bathroom.
Oh... he's in the bathroom.
See him!
You're naughty! You're a liar!
You can't do that!
Excuse me, Ang Lee...
I'm sorry, he's very busy
Everybody here is very busy. But we just need one minute
Please...
Okay
- Really? - Yes
- Oh my god! Give me a hug! - Let me ask him
Give me a hug first, give me a hug
Are you ready?
Can I not do this?
Your voice is amazing!
To be honest... l've never...
heard such perfect cursing:
"Damn you!"
Trust me, okay?
Woman's voice, take 1
Damn you!
Not bad
But maybe you could...
Take a deep breath...
use your diaphragm
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Damn! Damn! Damn!
Try again
I'm serious
Woman's voice, take 2
Damn you!
You've got the right pitch but...
not the emotion
How about...
we recreate the scene together?
Close your eyes
Go on
Think back to when...
you were at the bar
You needed a glass of wine
The bartender is on his way
You're anticipating it
The wine is coming...
coming...
You see the glass of wine...
coming closer and closer
Suddenly...
Damn you!
Yes! Perfect!
Yes! Thank you!
It's amazing!
Really amazing!
Let me help you...
Let me dry your jacket
This is wine?
It's Kava wine
The main ingredient is Kava root
When you drink it
you feel completely relaxed
Try it
Spicy!
In Vanuatu
people drink it before meditating
How long have you lived on this boat?
It's been...
2 years
Why?
3 years ago, I returned from the UK
to launch my first album
It got a good response
But...
I wasn't happy with the end product
I grew more and more disillusioned
Sol began sailing...
searching for my voice
Did you find it?
Carpe Diem
Con Respicio
What does that mean?
Carpe Diem - seize the day
Con Respicio - with respect
Once I learned to do that...
songs just flowed out of me
Do you hear that sound?
What?
The waves
May I kiss you right now?
You're back
Sailing
With who?
Jiu Tian
No wonder you look happy
Did you sleep together? Any good?
No
Then what did you do all night?
Make music?
Cook?
I know
You wrote a script together
You think everyone
has to have sex on the first date?
Are you referring me?
I wasn't
What kind of attitude is this?
What do you mean?
I waited for you all night long
I must be crazy
Last night I even groveled...
Then what happened?
- Where did you go? - Enough!
I know you're good to me
and you've done a lot for me
Thank you
You know shit!
Do you know what it feels like...
when your best friend
dumps you at a party?
I asked you last night...
what you thought of Jiu Tian
You said he was a lunatic!
Then why did you leave with him?
I think Jiu Tian...
is very special
In a a
never experienced such feelings...
Oh, you're so adorable
Special?
Are you telling me...
You fell in love after one date?
Think about it
He's a rocker!
Use you head!
What's wrong with rockers?
Aren't rockers people too?
You think you understand all men?
Yes, I do
I've been with more men than you
Have you ever dated?
No
Listen carefully
You can't play with a man like Jiu Tian
I don't intend to play
Kimmy
Can you stop talking to me like this?
I'm tired
- Xiwen - Yes?
Someone's looking for you
- Me? - Yes
Hi
How do you know I work at W?
Oh...
Right...
$0'?
I've come for my jacket
- Right... - Right
But it's not here
I left my phone in my jacket
How about this
If you don't mind
But I have to work tonight
Double shift?
Do you have a business card?
- Yes... - Good
- Leave one with me - Okay
I'll call you
Sure
- You don't mind? - Not at all
- Bye-bye - Bye-bye
Man, man, man...
They're all men
Oh my god
Any more dishes to wash?
No
I'm telling you, this man is decent
None of the numbers in his phone belong to women...
except for his mother
Qiao Li's
You...
How did you find his phone?
- You're so rude! - Rude?
He didn't set a password?
Of course he did
But I have this!
A gift from my friend
Plug it in and it cracks the code
- Very handy - What is this?
You're right, no women
See
Could he be gay?
No way
How do you know?
I've been with so many men
My gut tells me he's straight
Very straight
But at the Karaoke bar the other day...
He was surrounded by men
To figure out if a man is gay or not
you look at three things
First, his pants
The tighter his pants, the gayer he is
- Nope - Good
Second...
what sports he likes
Soccer or basketball...
means he's straight
Badminton...
OF...
volleyball are gay
The third and...
also the most important...
are his nails
Gay men, when you tell them:
their nails are pretty, they do this
Whatever
I just had a breakup, leave me alone
Besides, I barely know him
What if he's a psychopath? What if...
What if he has a girlfriend?
What if he has a weird fetish...
Enough!
You weren't so gutless before
Remember?
You have a list of things
you want to do before you turn 30
What were they?
Bungee jumping, shaving your head...
and skinny dipping!
But you suck
You didn't do any of them
I haven't turned 30 yet
Perhaps...
I'll do them tomorrow
I'll...
do umm... any one of them
Good!
You keep up this attitude
What for?
Keep it UP
and give Qiao Li a call
You have to return his phone anyway
And...
after you talk to him...
give Xiaomei a call
I already called. She's busy
She said she'll be out all night
Sorry to be late
- Oh... - Traffic jam
I just arrived
- Thanks - Your jacket
ls my phone in the jacket?
I didn't check
Is it there?
Yes
Did you peek into my phone?
Of course not
- My pants? - Yes
Too tight?
A little
I have tighter ones
These are fine
Do YOU play any sports?
Basketball?
Rarely
No ball games?
Soccer?
Volleyball?
Volleyball
I was on the team in high school
How do you look at your nails?
- My nails? - Yes
Like this?
Scheisse!
What?
You understand?
Heilige Scheisse
So you know!
How dare you swear?
How come you know?
They're German swear words
You speak German?
I work for a German company
I picked it up at the hotel
Our customers swear a lot
You're bad
Let me test you...
Arschloch
What does it mean?
Asshole
You really know!
I know Nepalese too
That's amazing, right?
No way!
La do magikala wandt
What's that?
Also swearing about mother
La do magikala wandt
Magi...
- Try again... - Nonsense
It's really Nepalese!
- See the Nepalese man over there? - Forget it
No way
Let's see if he turns his head...
La do magikala wandt
What's wrong?
Is that your ex?
My...
ex-fiancé
and...
his new girlfriend
Let's go
Let's say hello
Come on
Heilige Scheisse
What did he say?
Nothing
Just hello
No need to get upset
Many people have suffered worse
So I didn't suffer enough?
We were about to get married
then I discovered that
he loved someone else
Do you know how that feels?
You wouldn't understand
Why wouldn't I understand?
I was divorced
Why did you divorce?
After we got married
I then realized that...
my wife did it to spite her ex
That's why she married me
They kept in contact
How could I not divorce her?
That's why I said
I understand how you feel
How could you understand?
How could you possibly understand?
We aren't the same
Your wife lied to you, she used you
Lin wasn't like that with me
We were genuinely in love!
We were in love!
Miss
What time is it now?
It's been over half an hour
since we left the restaurant
Has he called you?
Has he texted you?
No!
Got it?
I barely know you
Can I have some time by myself?
Of course, no problem
"Can we meet?"
"I'm downstairs at your place"
Tell me...
when did you...
stop loving me?
I didn't stop loving you
If I didn't love you
we wouldn't have lasted so long
I don't get it
What happened to us?
All these years...
weren't we happy together?
What did I do wrong?
We were getting married
How could this happen...
just as we were about to get married?
If I didn't see anything...
we might be married now
What did I do wrong?
I wanted to tell you long ago
I just couldn't bring myself to do it
I couldn't bear to see you suffer
All these years...
my life was based around your plan
At university,
and have a child at 30
When I suggested going to
a better restaurant
you insisted we save up instead...
I was under so much stress that...
I couldn't sleep unless I got drunk
But you called me pathetic
Alright
I'm sorry!
Now that I know, I can change
If you don't want to get married now,
we won't get married
If you don't want to go to Paris, we won't go to Paris
I'll do whatever you want
Just stay with me
In a a
I just want things to go back...
Can we do that?
Can we'?
I can change
It's too late
You'll find someone to be happy with
I'll film it for you
And...
couldn't you pick a warmer day to go?
You're one smart girl!
Let's see
You're burning up
What should I do?
Fine...
I'll stay with you, okay?
Just go
I'd like some time to think by myself
Don't tell me you're thinking of
doing something stupid
Actually...
I've thought it through
Lin Jie and I...
drifted apart a long time ago
I was so used to having him around
so I didn't want to change
Glad you figured it out
You should go
I think once the new year comes...
everything will be better
All right, I have to sleep now
Okay
Good girl...
- Good girl... - You be safe
Okay
I'll be home early
Okay
Bye-bye
"How are you doing? Happy new year!"
You're up?
Why are you here?
You texted me...
and told me to bring you food
I did?
Are you...
too sick to remember?
Where's Kimmy?
She left after letting me in
Did she say anything to you?
She said...
that you like me
Relax, I was only kidding
So I bought a bit of everything
Take your pick
You bought so much...
How about some congee?
I knew you wouldn't feel like eating
Drink this
It's good for you
Take a sip
What's wrong?
Don't cry
I just realized that...
you appear whenever I need you
I'm so touched
Because I sensed that...
you needed me
you brought me so much food
When I was sad, you sang with me
and kept me company
It's okay
- Yet I was so rude to you... - Stop crying
the other day
- You were just trying to help me... - Don't cry
trying to reason with me...
Don't cry...
It's okay... stop crying
What?
I'll stop crying
I'm sorry
I have the flu
I don't want to pass it onto you
Thanks
Why are you smiling?
Well...
What does it mean?
Does it mean you like me?
A little
A little what?
Say it, a little what?
Nothing
Like me little or what?
Ladies and gentlemen
Are you ready?
Here comes Jiu Tian!
You and me so beautiful, girl, you're just so beautiful
You and me so wonderful
How bout forever
Everything's so beautiful, everything's so beautiful
How bout forever, oh yeah...
Now baby oh, oh o o...
We're just seconds away
from the New Year
Let's all count down together!
Ten
Nine
Eight
Seven
Six
Five
Four
Three
Two
One
Happy New Year!
Are you afraid of my germs?
"Xiwen, Xiaomei"
"Happy New Year!"
Would you come with me...
on my European tour?
Kimmy...
Wake up! It's urgent!
It's Xiaomei...
What about Xiaomei?
Hurry...
What are you doing?
What about Women's Private Parts?
Was it all a lie?
You've known him...
for less than a month!
How can you just leave?
Was it his idea to join him or yours?
Ever think about that?
Exactly
You have no skills
You can't even do that!
Did I say I was giving up on directing?
I'll be the director...
of Jiu Tian's behind-the-scenes video
Maybe it will open doors for me
Maybe I'll get more exposure
Is it too much to ask for you two to give me support?
Maybe
Those are too many maybes, Miss
I've known you for 20 years
Right?
Can't you just be honest with me?
I'm telling you
to Jiu Tian, you're just...
a free lay!
A free lay!
A free lay, can't you see?
Enough
What's up with you?
Do you get paid for sex?
I don't get it
every time you open your mouth?
Kimmy, you're just jealous
She said I'm jealous
Relax...
What's there to be jealous of?
I'm better than you in every way
Come on
Oh, I know...
if I was jealous...
I'd be jealous of your stupidity
You trust that man over us...
I'll tell you why you're jealous
You're jealous
because Jiu Tian chose me over you
Ever since we were little
and all the men should fall for you!
As if...
I didn't deserve any attention
Right?
No
But sorry...
not everything goes your way
- You heard her - Relax...
Let's not fight
You heard her! She's out of her mind!
You want to leave?
Go ahead but this blouse is mine
Don't take it
Just go!
Kimmy is trying to protect you!
You don't understand
what kind of man Jiu Tian is
So you understand?
Have you met him?
What makes you think
you both know him better than I do?
We're afraid you'll get tricked
We care about you
I've never dated anyone, so I'm dumb
You two dated a lot, so you're smart
That's why, Siwen, you chose Lin Jie
What are you saying?
Are you crazy?
You see!
' Are you crazy? - I am!
You two are best friends, right?
You two were always close
I was just the third wheel, right?
You two were always sharing private jokes that excluded me
Why?
And tell me later that you didn't think I had the time
Says who?
You both use the picture of you two as a screensaver
You wear the same bracelet
I know
Deep down, you both think I'm inferior
that I'm not good enough for you
Protect me?
Thanks, but no thanks
What's wrong with you?
Losing your head over a man?
What are you talking about?
I gave you the same bracelet
But you didn't want to wear it
You thought it was tacky!
You hated being photographed
Why are you talking like this?
- Let her go - What's your point?
I hate being photographed with you!
I don't like it! I'm not like you!
That's why I'm leaving, happy?
I'm telling you
if you leave now
don't ever come back
Go!
Go with that man
He loves you...
more than we do
Just go
Okay?
No, Xiaomei
Don't go!
She's just...
You're really leaving?
Xiaomei!
Let her go!
You heard me!
I have to go somewhere
Where?
You're early
Have you finished packing?
Good morning
Why can't I look at you?
Do you miss me?
What's wrong?
Why are you here?
Why not?
Am I making you nervous?
I've come to play games with you
Games?
You left early last time, remember?
You like this?
Happy?
Stop playing
Your turn
Here
Stop it
Stop what?
- No. - Wife?
No?
Ok
Enough
Cut that out
No
What do you want?
I want to sleep with you
"Director Barbara Wong"
I boarded Jiu Tian's boat
I slept with him
I don't believe you
Call him
Come on
Are you afraid?
Want me to call him for you?
You're sick
The man you claimed to be 'the one'...
is a dog
He even slept with...
your best friend
If you tell me now that...
you still love him
you're an idiot!
Get out
I don't ever want to see you again
Get out!
Xiaomei
What's wrong?
Xiaomei
Are you going to leave me?
Why would I leave you?
Are you going to leave me?
You don't trust me, do you?
If you trusted me...
why would I leave you?
Perhaps...
you aren't ready yet?
Bon voyage!
One more!
Sorry, I'm working
Who wants to drink with me?
Drink with me!
I'll join you!
Cheers!
I'll cheer you up
Come dance with me
Come on
Are you all right?
Let's go outside for some air, okay?
Let me sleep...
Sure... sleep
What are you doing?
Listen!
Don't move!
- I need to throw up - You're fine
I really need to throw up
Give me a second
Xiaomei?
Siwen, come save me
A man is trying to rape me!
Rape?
What are you saying?
Where are you?
Where am I...
- Open up! - I'm at Huaxi Street...
Section 40, number 16...
- Room 111 - Open up!
Open up!
Who's shouting?
Hello...
Are you okay? Say something...
You lied!
Come here!
Let go!
Hello?
Xiaomei! Xiaomei!
Where to?
This way?
It's this way!
Xiaomei! Xiaomei!
Xiaomei...
I killed someone
I think I killed someone
Can you slow down?
Slow down...
It's dangerous...
Do you know where you're going?
Where are we?
I'm asking you! Where are we going?
Shut up!
No!
I have to go back!
- I have to go back! - Where?
To the hotel! The fingerprints!
I wiped everything down!
The doorknobs too?
Did you wipe the doorknobs?
I wiped everything!
Everything...
It's done. Stop worrying
I think we should go to the airport
Let's all get out of here
Hurry! To the airport!
It's the other way! Turn around!
Why bother?
We didn't bring our passports!
Just shut up, okay?
Forget it
Siwen, listen to me
Just leave me
I can't get you two in trouble
Siwen, stop the car
Stop the car
Stop the oar!
What are you doing?
It's dangerous!
What are you doing?
Are you crazy?
I killed a man
Just go
I killed a man, I can't escape
You girls just go...
I can't drag you down with me...
- No! - You Just go away!
- Start the car! - I'm going to prison!
Why should you?
He tried to rape you
Exactly
Are you dumb?
If you get caught...
we'll testify for you
Now that my wedding is cancelled
I have lots of money to spare
We can hire the best lawyer, okay?
My father has a lot of connections too
We can help you
Definitely...
Why are you two so good to me?
Don't be so good to me!
It's okay
I was selfish
I was jealous of both of you
I wanted success
just to prove I was better,
I wanted your approval
In fact I was afraid of failure
I was so afraid
I wasn't even sure if I had the talent
- Stop crying - It's okay...
Let me tell you
Even when we were little...
you were the brightest
Because...
you were the only one with a dream
That's right
Kimmy always said...
that you would be...
the first female Chinese director to win an Academy Award
We both have so much faith in you
We even...
discussed what we were going to wear
We decided that...
each of us would wear not one but...
three outfits!
I'm sorry...
Siwen, I'm sorry
Kimmy, I'm sorry
What was that?
What is this place?
Why am I sleeping here?
I must have had too much to drink
Why does my head hurt?
I'd better go home
What happened...
to that guy?
He didn't die
All of a sudden...
the trunk popped open by itself...
- and the guy climbed out - Just like that?
It's an unsolved mystery
They still think I opened the trunk
But at the time, my feet...
I mean, I was sitting like this...
and my feet were like this
- then suddenly... - Wife it couldn't have been you
It couldn't have been me!
So the guy...
climbed out, then what?
We hid
- Then... - We hid and watched
After he got out
he took a leak on the side of the road
He pissed then left
So after this incident
did anything change...
between the three of you?
The biggest change for me is...
I don't go to pubs by myself anymore
Even if I go out by myself, I don't drink as much anymore
I don't drink with strange men anymore
I'm quite happy
Why happy?
I'm glad it happened
After this incident...
you finally know how much I love you!
I love you!
If it didn't happen,
do you think we still...
wouldn't be talking...
No way
Of course not, but...
Maybe not so soon
Standing shoulder to shoulder, laughing at the storm
No need to spill tears on a single tree
Do you...
think Kimmy...
slept with...
Jiu Tian?
I did have my doubts but...
not about Kimmy
She crossed the line
That's what got me mad!
But now to think of it
I know she was trying to...
protect me
That's right
At the time...
I made that decision for you
because I loved you
Now that...
a year has passed
I think I might have made a mistake
If I could go back in time, I wouldn't decide for her
I'm grateful she believes I love her
After the breakup, I realized that...
girlfriends...
who's easygoing and
shares everything with you is rare
That's why I treasure...
my female best friends now
We vowed if we become old maids
and fall in the bathroom
We would call each other for help
I'm no longer afraid to die old
and alone in the bathroom
We must live close by
we must live within three blocks
You three are turning 30 this year
I hear you're planning...
a trip together
Yes
We plan to travel together
We'll decide at the airport
After experiencing all these,
Yes, go higher!
We want to be...
- independent... - Reach new peaks
We're still young
Exactly
we can still do
Make wishes or umm...
Or even more
Rome, we are coming!
Girls, are you ready?
Ready!
Riding the winds to chase our dreams
I'm still willfully with you
Remembering our wild youth
The boy and the courage to persist
Standing shoulder to shoulder, laughing at the storm
Okay
I'll go first
I want to go from 32A to 36D!
I made the wish for you
Bullshit! My turn...
My turn...
I wish to become a successful director!
Wrong!
Sorry
What she really wants is...
That's right!
My turn...
I wish that for the rest of his life...
Qiao will love only me!
Can't you wish for something else?
You're so boring
Let me wish for you
For the rest of his life, Qiao will orgasm only with you!
Orgasm!
Impotent!
Longer and stronger!
Not too long, it's exhausting...
How about...
just give Qiao 30 minutes of stamina!
Wife Kimmy...
will always be safe
never gets STDs!
Never gets STDs!
What are you saying?
Just play it safe
Alright
Just play it safe!
Together...
we wish we'll always be together!